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    Posted: 20 Jul 2019 at 12:49am
God! Enough already....When Mr. Whipple ruled the toilet paper world, even a sprout like me knew what was wiped with it. Apparently adults need F@#king cartoon bears to learn potty training. We are also confronted by animated blocks of sh*t being moistened by the laxative being advertised as it gently finds it's way out. What the hell is that ?!!!!
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i wish bloody stools on those damn bears especially the 'my Heinies CLEAN' rappin bear
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"Don't be bullied by your bowl; Bully your bowl instead!"

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jul 2019 at 5:42am
There won't be another Mr. Whipple.  If the adtards tried to re-invent that character, they'd come up with an even more creepier version, like Mr. Wipe-L  ("Remember to swipe right, kids!") 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jul 2019 at 3:52pm
A. he'd definitely be 'ethnic'-maybe a young, snappy bro with dreads and
B. He'd RAP some dreck about swipee wipee doodoo or something equally infantile
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jul 2019 at 5:11pm
Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:

"Don't be bullied by your bowl; Bully your bowl instead!"

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The one that confuses me the most is the one where mamma bear and papa bear won't pick up the underwear, but baby bear comes in, "It's clean, because my hiney's clean!"

Ok, you have a clean hiney... because you use Charmin. Good for you. Butt here's the thing... NONE OF YOU WEAR CLOTHES.

Whose underwear are they? And why would the cleanliness of your hiney affect the cleanliness of some mystery floor briefs?

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I've just about had it with Charmin and the stupid rapping 'heinie' bear. Just a bunch of fking bulls--t. 
'I'm not picking it up!' And as soon as I hear that, I mute it. What an embarrassment to advertising. Mr. Whipple continues to spin in his grave - his ads were straight forward!
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I don't believe those bears really use Charmin.  They should be asked what they wash the rabbits in afterwards... 

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Sorry MrTim, as I've said before...whoosh...right over my head!  Ermm
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2019 at 4:24pm
Originally posted by caroln242 caroln242 wrote:

Sorry MrTim, as I've said before...whoosh...right over my head!  Ermm
There is a very old joke is his post - got it the moment I saw it...but now all of today's allocated mental energy has been used.


Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

I don't believe those bears really use Charmin.  They should be asked what they wash the rabbits in afterwards...  

(Give yourself a Star  if you get the joke...)
I'm giving myself 3 StarStarStar's because that one jumped right in my face and really stinks as I am trying to fix breakfast.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2019 at 5:06pm
LOL

I'm not sure if this is the original joke!  But it's good enough for me and this forum! Tongue

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

I'm not sure if this is the original joke!  But it's good enough for me and this forum! Tongue
Eddie was unfortunately quite drug addled for that performance and tells the joke backazzward. The rabbit answers 'yes'. Otherwise it would not be very useful for wiping. 
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I couldn't tell when Eddie was high or not, he still made me laugh.
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Originally posted by caroln242 caroln242 wrote:

Sorry MrTim, as I've said before...whoosh...right over my head!  Ermm


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A bear and a rabbit are taking a sh*t in the woods.
The bear asks the rabbit "Does the sh*t stick to your fur, too?"
The rabbit says "No."
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

 


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A bear and a rabbit are taking a sh*t in the woods.
The bear asks the rabbit "Does the sh*t stick to your fur, too?"
The rabbit says "No."
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.


1st.time I've heard it  HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH !!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Big Bruddah Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jul 2019 at 2:00am
I said the same damned thing!...Also, where is the A@#Hole they are supposed to be wiping?Angry
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 May 2020 at 3:58am
NOW in these 'uncertain times' please enjoy the Charmin TP addicted bears sitting tensely in front of their TV quarantining and nervously anticipating the LACk of A-wipe with what looks like intensely felt Charmin angst--WILL Amazon bring our precious bounty SOON?
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