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    Posted: 26 Jan 2012 at 7:00am
Why oh why oh why do they think a bunch of guys jacking off to porn is a great selling point?

All that spouting liquid should be more akin to vomiting than pleasure Dead

I barely ever post, or even get on here.  But I just had to when I saw this sh*t


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WooooooooooooooooooooooooW.................

So how much were they charging these Victoria Secret models?
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You have got to be kidding me. 
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Nasty.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jan 2012 at 3:32pm
What about that guy at 33 seconds looking at this site in his office?  Something about a co-worker getting off at work by looking at soft-core porn sites, creeps me out.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jan 2012 at 4:18pm
And even funnier was the window washer falling to his death.
 
Always good for a laugh.
 
On another note.... thanks for showing that ad.
 
Sold me.
 
streamatetv.com, eh.....?
 
Gotta go. Might be back later!!!! Big smile
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jan 2012 at 7:33pm
ConfusedI just watched that commercial - ya should've seen what my pea soup just did! Looked just like a big ol' pus-filled zit popped and started spewing all over the place - and I wasn't even excited...
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Pa, thanks for that.

Beyond that, our society is doomed.
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Wow!!!!  No pea soup for you!!!   Auch

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jan 2012 at 10:18pm
Wow, what a bunch of eggheads. They look like overgrown teenagers that haven't seen a woman in ages.Ermm
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote regulus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jan 2012 at 11:08pm
I have a feeling these people are going to air a Super Bowl Ad, after which ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE! Angry
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Oh good grief.

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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Pa, thanks for that.

Beyond that, our society is doomed.
WinkHey...any time, Hooty. You weren't eating when you ready that, were you?
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No worries. The same dopes who fell for any "live singles chat" commercial will just fall for this too.
 
What's funny is how, in reality, the women are going to look less like models and more like that creep with the Big Gulp.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Jan 2012 at 1:39am
should I be ashamed to admit I had a giggle over the guy with 'performance' issues?
 
Shocking commercial. I miss the days when 'dirty' humour was more subtle. Comedy as a whole is just at an all-time low. Older stuff makes me laugh and feel happy, newer stuff can still make me laugh, but I feel embarrassed/ashamed of it simultaneously.
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You know...
My first thought was:
"Do these guys realize what that geyser of...fluid...is doing to their computers?"

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It takes some kind of moron to believe all these sexy models are flocking to this site,  to try and hook up with these horny, desperate nolifers.  
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Originally posted by Christine Christine wrote:

What's funny is how, in reality, the women are going to look less like models and more like that creep with the Big Gulp.
 
Originally posted by rockman4417 rockman4417 wrote:

It takes some kind of moron to believe all these sexy models are flocking to this site,  to try and hook up with these horny, desperate nolifers.
 
I dunno about that.... this is a VIDEO chat thing, which means that, just like in a strip club, if a girl is homely, she won't make any money. The lure of making a ton of money just to pose & roll around in bed in their panties all day in front of a webcam, would be enough to attract beautiful girls in droves.
 
Besides, I doubt that this is as much about getting dates as it is video voyeurism. But, if some of them do actually hook up, it would likely be because a.) the girl liked what she saw on her computer screen or b.) a financial transaction was agreed upon.... i.e. prostitution.
 
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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^I agree that this is most likely a glorified camsite masquerading as a 'dating' site to be television friendly.
 
And while I haven't gotten involved with them myself, I know others (of both sexes) who have, and it's rather ridiculous how much money these lonely people will throw at you to do next to nothing. A lot of them have only gotten naked 20% of the time.
 
Sad, in my day the guys didn't give the girls money UNTIL they showed off the goods.
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

 ...it's rather ridiculous how much money these lonely people will throw...
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WinkWell said, Cod! I think any human understand that very point - at least I hope so.
Some of us (and I consider myself one) have been 'Lucky in Life' and cannot even fathom what leads to 'taking that chance' - but I damned well know it is there...I pretty much wish the best for those that make the fake call -hopefully you will get really lucky one fine day.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

"Drop that phone and Save your hand!"


After reading this, the water I was drinking went spewing out LOLLOL


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Pretty cheesy. Sounds like this is catering to the same crowd who find GoDaddy.com commercials to be "edgy". 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Jan 2012 at 2:18am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

"Drop that phone and Save your hand!"
 
Or, as my mom once said (Disturbing woman, she is)
 
"Save your hand, and drive a Vulva"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ForumAdmin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 2012 at 5:48pm
Putting "TV Commercial" in the name of a video doesn't make it a TV commercial. It's just a YouTube video advertising a product.
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