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    Posted: 20 Oct 2009 at 11:28am
Here's a Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpet commercial that is really more freaky than a Whopper Freakout. This Cinderella clone named 'Cindernellie' meets a fairy godmother, and she wants her to make her over. FGM says, "I can make you anything you want." Cindernellie: "Oh Fairy Godmother, I want to be sweet and good, something everyone would love?" Fairy Godmother: "Sure thing, toots!" She waves her magic wand, and...wait for it...
"...you're a Butterscotch Krimpet!" And the commercial ends in applause.
WTF?!??!! This Cinderella wants to be sweet and good, and instead of becoming a princess, she becomes a 75 cent piece of cavity-promoting, sugar-filled rubbish that will make Wilford Brimley say 'Diabeetus' 10 times faster! This commercial from this legendary Philadelphia based company is worse than the Dallas Cowboys winning at Lincoln Financial Field! I know what happens next in this 30 second piece of classic pre-Whopper Freakout material:
Cindernellie's wicked stepmother sees the newly transformed Cindernellie, and eats her! And Cindernellie lives happily ever after...yeah, right: inside her wicked stepmother's stomach!
Want to see the commercial? It'll have you rooting for the Dallas Cowboys or the Mets when you know Tastykake is a Philadelphia tradition.

In true Philadelphia fashion, this commercial deserves to be booed.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Synesthesia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Oct 2009 at 6:52pm
The hell?
But it does make me think of maniac McGee and the fact that I hate butterscotch Dead
Now choco bliss... I miss that.

It was funny how she sang "you're a butterscotch krimpet"
Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me
Without hurting me,
Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jeroboam Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Oct 2009 at 7:58pm
wow... ha the 70s ruled
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By the way, where was the fairy godmother from that ad today? She would do well taking care of those Yoplait girls. She'd turn them into Yoplait cups. If Smilin' Bob saw Cindernellie before this commercial, they'd make a perfect pair. Now that 'nellie's a Butterscotch Krimpet, he now has a wife who has the same perma-smile as he does.
If Disney had 'the Princess and the Frog', then can somebody do 'Smiling Bob and the Butterscotch Krimpet'? A can of ExtenZe male enhancement drink who used to be a guy with a perma-smile goes great with a Butterscotch Krimpet who used to be a princess.
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There's no sound, but remember...the word 'Eat Me' was popular in the 70's, so they took that literaly!LOL
Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 May 2010 at 4:54pm
Originally posted by Fighting Fighting wrote:


WTF?!??!! This Cinderella wants to be sweet and good, and instead of becoming a princess, she becomes a 75 cent piece of cavity-promoting, sugar-filled rubbish that will make Wilford Brimley say 'Diabeetus' 10 times faster!
 
There's more of a chance that I'll be eating a Krimpet in this life than I'll be eating a Princess.  So, bring on the Krimpets!
 
 
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