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aka ron
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Of all of the 'uncomfortable feelings' sometimes produced by the geniuses in the ad business today.
Period pads
Tampons
Boner drugs
Female freshness
Female moisture
Men's pee problems
Women letting it go everywhere
Pooping into a bag
Man breast
Gina mesh
In my mind, this one just leaves a trail behind her, if her product is not working, down the slide.
I know, yuk!
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msmith
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I noticed that in most feminine hygiene commercials, they always focus on the woman's crotch at some point.
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Well I guess no waterslide parks for me this summer
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Well, MSmith, the closeup of the crotch in Tampons and pads ads makes sense, as that is around the area where the period comes out of.....
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Darthhillbilly
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Yeah, thanks Tampax, now all I can think of when The Beach (local water park) ads start to run is the huge pitcher of menstrual tea the wimmen folk are sun-brewing at the bottoms of the slides.
Also:
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PaWolf
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Yea, this commercial is disturbing to me, too.
Tampax really ought to consider teaming up with SyFy Channel and running some ads supporting the next 'Sharknado', or 'Shark Week Special'. Tampax users on the north-side of the beach, non-Tampax users and those from cultures not familiar with the likes of sanitary napkins and products all forced to use the south-side of the beach...let the feeding frenzy begin!
I was just sitting around, all bored and whatnot...what to do, what to do? And this commercial comes on again, moments ago...
I know one thing not to do - just the thought of sharing a nice, cool pool of chlorine mixed with urine, feces, sweat, pieces of disintigrating, old tampons, and, well, everything that comes with them. And lets not forget those that couldn't afford or don't know about tampons.
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aka ron
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C'mon people, it's late September and this little girl is still whooing her way down the waterslide?
She needs to place something in there that will excite her, not some monotonous blood sucking device.
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Yeesh. What is the name of the waterpark? They may have to change it to "Red River Valley" if things go wrong...
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PaWolf
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...and *I* was just thinking about fixing up a 'Bloody Mary' for brunch...now? I think not.
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I think I'm gonna be sick! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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gah! keep that filthy, garbage spawned from drug users minds the heck away from me. seen enough of Adult Swim over the years to know that it was somewhat decent at some point but that was LONG ago. my opinion of over 75% of the content on adult swim: wtf am i watching? what drug fueled hell of a mind did this crap come from? and that's not even counting the disturbing and/or horrific commercials and dare i say, music ads. (i like music that sounds good. i don't like crap that sounds crappy) makes me wonder how adult swim itself hasn't died off yet. |
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I stopped watching Adult Swim some time ago. I do not miss it!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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aka ron
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I wish I could copy the new banner for Commercials I hate!
I updated the video, why did they have to bring this back?
Stupid young bleeding c*nt, I don't want to hear you anymore.
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Haven't seen or remembered this commercial. If the woman in question is buff and hot looking, I'd take notice. Especially her on a water slide while she's riding the cotton pony. I remember a Tampax commercial from the recent past where a hottie swimmer dove and or did a flip turn in the pool with her little twine tailed friend stopping that hole in the dyke from a red tide.
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Thanks, I should. I could write porn flicks where the women are super hot ho's and with a rotfl politically incorrect plot!
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PaWolf
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...anyone ever notice all you see is her flying down the waterslide from the front and no view of the trailing red stream she had to have left behind?
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aka ron
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This young girl, and her bleeding crotch, just won't go away.
Maybe she should wear a smaller bikini, I just can't see enough to know if she is an adult or not?
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Even with a teenier itsy bitsy period muff bikini it can be hard to tell in the era of the Q Ball shaved beaver. Prostitots are everywhere! I tell you it's a conspiracy to get more horn toads on the Pervo watch lists. Coming soon in a tampon commercial for you.
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aka ron
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I can't let this thread die because they refuse to stop showing little vagina girl 'woo hoo!' it down the waterslide. PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!!
Hey! I am all for the female anatomy...this commercial was old last year!
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MrCleveland
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Great!...Now I have to worry about blood as well as pee in a water park!
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
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If Tampax was that good, she wouldn't have gotten very far down the slide because it would have sucked up all the water, maybe even making her butt catch fire from the ensuing friction burns...
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I have yet to see a period-related commercial that is accurate about what women really want to do at that time of the month: curl up in bed, take painkillers, eat comfort food and watch trashy TV.
I'll pass on the trip to the water park, thanks.
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aka ron
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We love the female perspective...the woo hoo girl needs to move on! |
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