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Cross Traffic
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Posted: 19 Apr 2014 at 12:33am |
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http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7BWc/subway-flatizza-bio-duplicator
Don't know where to start, if you are selling a product, it might be a good idea to tuck your shirt in. The CES knock off show complete with pseudo nerds/geeks looks so bad. Subway sucks as it is, why in the world would I want to buy a bland pizza from them? |
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Darthhillbilly
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The short version doesn't show the Bio Duplicator demonstration, and calls the Fatizza "Subway's latest invention".
Really? Subway invented flatbread pizza? They must have sold the patent, then, because I've been eating them for the longest time, and they just now started showing up at Subway.
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TV_Casualty
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Tried it. It sucks.
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Papa Lazarou
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tried it, I like it. Mind you, I've never been a huge pizza fan, so don't have much of anything to compare it to.
You can get two for five dollars, so it's a pretty good deal. and while I'm certainly not going to be buying these on an empty stomach, they're a good addition to a meal. |
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aka ron
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I want one NOW!
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Dirtdog
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The thing that bothers me most about this commercial is the girl acting like a friggin chinese tourist and snapping pics of a damn flatbread. Yes this is exactly what these social media attention whore douches do today-snap pics of any meaningless food items and post them, but this only encourages them...
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Snesgamer
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This ad combines two of the worst cellphone sins - talking to someone while in the middle of line (with retarded nerd lingo like "I'm patching you in, Tom!" making it even worse!) and foodgramming (when the **** is that fad going to die? It can't be soon enough!)
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Jimmy
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It doesn't look appetizing in the slightest faction. Flat bread pizza?! Hell no! I live in the Philadelphia/NYC region, and this area is blessed with the finest pizzaria's in the entire country. I also hate that asshat who is chatting with his mate on the cell. I would love to give him a Glasgow kiss! |
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Thor
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I used to occasionally have to go to this pizzeria in San Francisco called Pizza Inferno. To me, the "thin crust" pizza there is like eating crackers. And the prices are like $15-20 for a 12" pie. I always felt ripped-off when I went there. edit: I found their menu. Now, I see that some of their 16" pies are $25!! |
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Jimbo
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Just one more thing to thank those overpaid Google f**ks for. |
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MrPink
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looks like sh*t, like that frito crap they came out with last month.....wouldn't eat at subway since i found out they use the same chemical in their bread as they use in yoga mats.
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Thor
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I think the place has been there since the early 90s. But hell! Blame Google, anyway! Why not? |
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Papa Lazarou
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^Seriously? Never understood that mentality...Plenty of things carry chemicals and molecules in them present in other products or organisms. It's like saying you won't eat fruits and vegetables because they're made of the same stuff as paper and plastic.
Unless there's someone at subway literally tearing up Yoga mats and mixing them into the batter, it really doesn't bug me that much. |
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It's fear-mongering based on scary-sounding words. I'll bet whoever started that campaign had no idea that tofu and sheetrock share ingredients, too. It's like the anti-GMO crowd. Yeah, "genetically-modified organisms" sounds scary, but I just can't get riled up over it. |
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Papa Lazarou
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I like asking them if they're againt golden rice, blight-resistant potatoes, plants that can clean up toxic air in cities, commercially available spider silk and insulin, some quality potential cures for cancer, etc.
All products of genetic modification. |
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Jimbo
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I bet they didn't have $25 pizzas prior to the Google invasion!!!! In doubt? Google it. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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I want to punch that dewsh in the face, Google glasses & all. That steams me every time I'm subjected to seeing it. |
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B-b-b-but Monsanto is Satan!!! |
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Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy .... I'm from Chicago and WE HAVE the "finest pizzaria's" in the entire country. I've been to NYC and had their pizza. Chicago wins hands down! (Let the war begin!) |
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Papa Lazarou
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Triple J
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Just saw their latest ad. I didn't know if it was a time-warp or a trip to the renaissance fair. Apparently, Christopher Columbus likes the Flatizza. 105, yes, one hundred and five seconds of pure drivel.
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Negatron
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For f**ks sake this commercial irritates me on so many levels. The annoying, pointless premise, horrible overacting, or subay being stupid enough to claim Christopher Columbus was the first to imply the world was spherical. Pretty sure that call got made back in ancient greece by Pythagorus. |
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As I was watching that I kept thinking "Is this sh*t over yet?" |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Snesgamer
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Hahaha, I get it. Christopher Columbus was Italian, and he loves Subway's sh*tty flatizza pizzas!
Oh Subway, you're just so damned CREATIVE and INNOVATIVE! |
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