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    Posted: 27 May 2008 at 5:20pm
Real:   Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets"
 
Screw Up:  "Bernie and the Chimps"
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Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light"
 
Real: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
 
Screwed up: Wrapped up like a douche, in the morning and the night

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Real: Franki Valli "My Eyes Adored You"
 
Screwed up:  "My Eyes are Tortured."
 
Real:  Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water"
 
Screwed up:  "Slow Cousin Walter"
 
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Here are two that I actually submitted to kissthisguy.com
 
Real lyrics:  "Let my love open the door." by Pete Townshend
 
Mistaken lyrics (come on, I was six years old!):  "Let my mom open the door."
 
Real lyrics:  "I'm in the huntdown after you." from "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran
 
Mistaken lyrics:  I'm in the hot tub after you
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Originally posted by aleen aleen wrote:

Real lyrics:  "I'm in the huntdown after you." from "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran
 
Mistaken lyrics:  I'm in the hot tub after you


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John Fogerty, Centerfeild.

Correct Lyrics:
"Oh, put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Look at me, I can be, centerfield."

Mistaken Lyrics:
"put me in cold, I'm ready to fade, to fade
put me in cold, I'm ready to fade, to fade
,look at me, I can be, your second meal." LOL

Eagles "Lyin' Eyes"
actual lyrics:

"You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes"


slightly mistaken lyrics:
"You can't hide your lion eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes"LOL

this is my favorite, even though I haven't mistaken it one website did

Bob Dylan: Blowin' In The Wind.

correct lyrics:
"The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind."

mistaken lyrics: "
The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind. the ants are blowin' in the wind"LOL

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The Rascals' Groovin':
 
Correct:
Life would be ecstacy, you and me endlessly
 
Incorrect:
Life would be ecstacy, you and me and Leslie
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The Rascals' Groovin':
 
Correct:
Life would be ecstacy, you and me endlessly
 
Incorrect:
Life would be ecstacy, you and me and Leslie
 
 
 
You mean, that's NOT what the lyrics were saying?  LOLLOL  Well I've just learned something new!  I always wondered who Leslie was and why it would be ecstasy to hang out with her!  LOLLOL
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Prince - I Would Die 4 U (and keep in mind I was 7)

Real lyrics: "You. I would die for you."

Misheard lyrics: "You. Apple Dapple Doo."
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Hendrix
 
Correct: Actin funny, but I dont know why,
scuse me while I kiss the sky.
 
Incorrect: ............while I kiss this guy.
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Hotel California, The Eagles

Real: "Her mind was Tiffany-twisted"
Screwed-up: "Her mind was differently twisted"
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I posted this somewhere here before but what the hell:
 
Rhinestone Cowboy by Glenn Campbell real lyric:  "Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know...and offers comin' over the phone..."
 
Mine:  "....getting cods and lettuce from people I don't even know....and operas coming over the phone.." 
 
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Originally posted by Jack Jack wrote:

Hotel California, The Eagles

Real: "Her mind was Tiffany-twisted"
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I always thought that was "her man, he dipped and he twisted...."  Like he worked at the Dairy Queen! Big%20smile
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When my Daughter was tiny, she kept asking me to play the song "I have a walnut," finally I asked her to sing it, turns out she meant "I'm every woman"
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Originally posted by aleen aleen wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The Rascals' Groovin':
 
Correct:
Life would be ecstacy, you and me endlessly
 
Incorrect:
Life would be ecstacy, you and me and Leslie
 
 
 
You mean, that's NOT what the lyrics were saying?  LOLLOL  Well I've just learned something new!  I always wondered who Leslie was and why it would be ecstasy to hang out with her!  LOLLOL
 
A good friend of mine thought it was "and Leslie", too.  He took it one step further, and explained to me who Leslie was!!  He said Leslie was Leslie West of Mountain.  Both the Young Rascals and Mountain are from Long Island, and both have done work together.  So it seems like it could be true.  Thing is, it just ain't!!!  LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by Spicy_Meatball Spicy_Meatball wrote:

Originally posted by Jack Jack wrote:

Hotel California, The Eagles

Real: "Her mind was Tiffany-twisted"
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I always thought that was "her man, he dipped and he twisted...."  Like he worked at the Dairy Queen! Big%20smile
 
Spicy! That is one of the funniest screw ups I've read in a long time! LOLLOLLOL
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Originally posted by NathanAlexander NathanAlexander wrote:

Prince - I Would Die 4 U (and keep in mind I was 7)

Real lyrics: "You. I would die for you."

Misheard lyrics: "You. Apple Dapple Doo."
 
Um, Nathan, you're making me feel really old....LOL

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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Spicy_Meatball Spicy_Meatball wrote:

Originally posted by Jack Jack wrote:

Hotel California, The Eagles

Real: "Her mind was Tiffany-twisted"
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I always thought that was "her man, he dipped and he twisted...."  Like he worked at the Dairy Queen! Big%20smile
 
Spicy! That is one of the funniest screw ups I've read in a long time! LOLLOLLOL
 
Sounds like dance moves.  In fact, I think they are.  Dips and Twists.  But now that you mention it, I sure could go for some choc/van swirl soft-serve ice cream dipped in that bright red cherry coating!!
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by aleen aleen wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The Rascals' Groovin':
 
Correct:
Life would be ecstacy, you and me endlessly
 
Incorrect:
Life would be ecstacy, you and me and Leslie
 
 
 
You mean, that's NOT what the lyrics were saying?  LOLLOL  Well I've just learned something new!  I always wondered who Leslie was and why it would be ecstasy to hang out with her!  LOLLOL
 
A good friend of mine thought it was "and Leslie", too.  He took it one step further, and explained to me who Leslie was!!  He said Leslie was Leslie West of Mountain.  Both the Young Rascals and Mountain are from Long Island, and both have done work together.  So it seems like it could be true.  Thing is, it just ain't!!!  LOL
 
 
 
LOL, one would be hard-pressed to find a woman who would describe life with Felix Cavaliere *and* Leslie West as "ecstasy!"  ErmmLOL
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 LOL
 
Not sure what Cavaliere and West even look like, let alone what they look like naked.  But hey...they've gotta have some money, right?!  Maybe they're living together in ecstasy with Mustang Sally or the Mississippi Queen.
 
 
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The Police; Spirits in a Material World

Mistaken: Spirits in a material wolf.

For some reason, my dad still thinks that this is hilarious .
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Real: Cher's "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
 
Screw Up: "Gypsies stamp their feet"
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Screw-Up:  You King Tut (you can't touch)
 
Songs:  U Can't Touch This (Hammer) and Look But Don't Touch (Diamond In The Rough)
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Originally posted by MrsHill MrsHill wrote:

Originally posted by NathanAlexander NathanAlexander wrote:

Prince - I Would Die 4 U (and keep in mind I was 7) Real lyrics: "You. I would die for you." Misheard lyrics: "You. Apple Dapple Doo."

 

Um, Nathan, you're making me feel really old....LOL

My wife and I have friends here who weren't even born when that song came out.
Since you're back in school, I'll bet you do too!
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White Town - Your Woman

Correct Lyrics: I could never be your woman

Mistaken Lyrics: I could never be a woman
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