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    Posted: 29 Mar 2020 at 8:00pm
In order to comply with current public health guidelines.... 
PLEASE DO NOT COME WITHIN 6 FEET OF THIS POST!!!!  

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If you get an email entitled "Knock Knock", don't open it.

It's a Jehovah's Witness working from home.

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After years of wanting to give my house a thorough cleaning but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn't true.

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Neither of the above did I come up with.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

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OK, but I hope you washed them first..... Stern Smile Sick


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

If you get an email entitled "Knock Knock", don't open it.

It's a Jehovah's Witness working from home.

I post on an "old fart" forum where that one should go over fairly well.

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

After years of wanting to give my house a thorough cleaning but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn't true.

I stopped kidding myself about that long ago.

F*ck housework. 

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Theme for 2020...


Once this is over...set all your 2020 calendars on fire...2021 will be the new 2020 and this year be called the year 0! This Year NEVER Existed!
Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Mar 2020 at 10:06am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

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OK, but I hope you washed them first.....Ā Stern SmileĀ Sick





So, smell 'em.



Whaddya think? Clean enough?

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

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OK, but I hope you washed them first..... Stern Smile Sick





So, smell 'em.



Whaddya think? Clean enough?


I can't say how clean they may or may not be, all I can give you is my initial reaction....





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The wife got some new socks for her birthday, or maybe it was Christmas.  I looked for them, she might be wearing them. She is out shopping for her mother. I don't really like going through her drawers...Embarrassed



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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

The wife got some new socks for her birthday, or maybe it was Christmas.  I looked for them, she might be wearing them. She is out shopping for her mother. I don't really like going through her drawers...Embarrassed


A man should enjoy going through his wife's drawers.

Otherwise, what's the point of getting married to begin with???

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I do the laundry so I see EVERYTHING!  I fold it and leave it on the bed (before her shower), or put her stuff on the rocking chair after her shower.  She has to put it away.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

I do the laundry so I see EVERYTHING!  I fold it and leave it on the bed (before her shower), or put her stuff on the rocking chair after her shower.  She has to put it away.


Everything.....???



LOL

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I can neither confirm nor deny that! Wink

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This might come in handy for any random future reference purposes....



One can never have too much information.

I recommend printing and posting it next to your washing machine.

Momma would appreciate it, I'm sure.




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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

This might come in handy for any random future reference purposes....



One can never have too much information.

I recommend printing and posting it next to your washing machine.

Momma would appreciate it, I'm sure.




LOLLOL

You remind me of one of my other (keep it classy) posts...

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GOD!  If the poop doesn't make you puke, the music will!

Types of Diaper Loads Part Deuce (Pt 2)


Butt,  I finally found a diaper that makes me feel pretty! Tongue

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Is Canada far enough away from the post? Because thatā€™s where I live.
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Kelly and Jimbo couldn't be much further apart...

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