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    Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 3:36pm
10 hours old and 2 million views.  Christ, could she be any classier of a role model?  Confused

And the "music?"  I've heard some pretty insufferable collaborations of sh*t thrown into one "song" over the years, but this takes the cake.  That voice, lord help us Angry

Borderline NSFW - even though as far as I know there's no nudity, there may as well be.



Here's some of the lyrics:

This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang bang bang,
I let him hit it 'cause he slang Cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me romaine
I'm on some dumb sh*t






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Sad.
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How... uh... lyrical.

I don't have children so I'm no authority, but if my kids started singing this, I'd just look at them with pure disgust.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 4:34pm
I remember the controversy Madonna stirred up with some of her videos, songs, and performances.  Thing with her though is that she had musical talent, good voice and songwriter.  Same can't be said about this nutjob.



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The lyrics you printed in your first post - they go beyond "shock value" to outright stupid filth. She sounds like a kid who just learned some dirty words and strung them together in some vague rhyming scheme.
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^^ Roughly translated, she's banging a biker named Michael because he sells coke, has a big dick, and gives a good rimjob. 

What inspirational story telling Confused
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Pure garbage
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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The lyrics make my azz blubber
cuz they be as poetic as a used rubber

In other words: "About as poetic as a used condom.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 5:09pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

The lyrics make my azz blubber
cuz they be as poetic as a used rubber

In other words: "About as poetic as a used condom.


LOL LOL


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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

The lyrics you printed in your first post - they go beyond "shock value" to outright stupid filth. She sounds like a kid who just learned some dirty words and strung them together in some vague rhyming scheme.
You should listen to the lyrics.....well maybe not.
She eats with that mouth?
I have never liked her, hate is a good word.
I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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^^ I dunno what's worse, the shallow lyrics or her voice.  It's the kind of voice that makes your eardrums hard pressed to forgive you for listening too long.
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Let's be honest guys - she does have a nice ass, it's literally the only good thing about her. Just wish it were attached to a less annoying person. I might hit it - but I'd need a bag over her head and a gag in her mouth.

Don't know about a rimjob though - she doesn't seem to be the type who keeps it clean.
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I can't help but believe this is the kind of music those rioters bathe in everynight, or maybe once a week.
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I kinda get a kick out of her.  


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This decade STINKS!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 7:42pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I kinda get a kick out of her.  


I'm pretty open minded about music.
I don't want to see her ass shake like that, or any other womans.
As for her voice and the magic lyrics, I don't want anybody screaming that kind of crap at me.
I guess that's why the young people eat it up, because it's so dirty.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I kinda get a kick out of her.  


I'm pretty open minded about music.
I don't want to see her ass shake like that, or any other womans.
As for her voice and the magic lyrics, I don't want anybody screaming that kind of crap at me.
I guess that's why the young people eat it up, because it's so dirty.


I think she's attractive physically, but she ruins all of it by being crazy and ghetto. Maybe if she had some class...
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^^ True -  Look no further than the before/after (of course plastic surgery is also involved):



And another pre-famous:



Talk about change not always being for the better.




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I guess I kinda got hooked on that Stupid Ho song/video she put out a year or so ago.  I found it quite entertaining---something that hasn't happened (and probably never will) with any Taylor Swift sorta dreck.


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"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me Nyquil"

WTF is with the Nyquil??? Wasn't there a jug of it at Michael Brown's memorial???
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me Nyquil"

WTF is with the Nyquil??? Wasn't there a jug of it at Michael Brown's memorial???

Alcohol for the underage/urban crowd.  Nyquil with Sprite over Jolly Ranchers or Skittles is called "lean".

Robitussin AC is another one.  It's called "the Tuss", "Purple Drank" or "Sizzurp".



 
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Damn! This makes "Talk Dirty To Me" look like child's play! Even that song's music video is tamer!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Aug 2014 at 11:29pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

The lyrics make my azz blubber
cuz they be as poetic as a used rubber

In other words: "About as poetic as a used condom.


Just these 2 lines have more class. When does your album come out?
Say something clever here...

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Quote I'm on some dumbsh*t 
 
Fixed that line in the lyrics.  The whole song makes (some) sense now....  LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Moochamoocha Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Aug 2014 at 5:39am
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

The lyrics make my azz blubber
cuz they be as poetic as a used rubber

In other words: "About as poetic as a used condom.


LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL I'm choking over here!

This plastic Barbie wannabe needs to take several seats. Why is this chick still famous?



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