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    Posted: 09 Dec 2012 at 10:21pm
Smirnoff didn't get it the first time...so whadda ya know!
We get another 'flavor-infused-fermented-Ruskie-potato-juice' commercial, doncha know.
Our Russian brothers certainly never flavored vodka - they needed it to 'warm up' so they could suffer from hypothermia. Crap! They never had enough flavors, anyway (maybe 'Meat Flavored vodka).
At least we only get abused by 'Big Hair' in this commercial - not some skank hoodker.
And WHO drinks vodka out of a SALTED Margarita glass, anyway?!
 
 
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I don't mind the ad so much as I mind there is a market out there who actually can drink that stuff.  Ugh.  I'm a total purist when it comes to my vodka...nothing but ice or shaken with a twist or maybe some olives.  My sister is the same way.  One night she bought what she thought was straight vodka, took it home after work to shake up her martini.....only to sip into what turned out to be "Devils Food Cupcake" flavored....lolol.....she couldn't believe it.  Gave it away. Dead

Someone bought me a shot of Whipped or Cake vodka once by Pinnacle...ew.  
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Wink'Dirty Martini'-Wolf only.
3 olives (skewered, thank you!), olive juice (from same, cheap olive bottle), straight any-shelf vodka.
Vodka isn't meant to be fancy.
It's meant to get you drunk.
Period.
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Thumbs Up  Forgot about the old reliable dirty!
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Vodka & OJ here in Florida.
 
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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I forgot about the breakfast of champions Jimbo!  Tomorrow is my Sunday, so maybe I am allowed to have screwdriver with my pancakes???  Or even better.....a Scotch Egg?????
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You may have all three!!!! Tongue
 
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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i don't drink anymore (i've just lost all desire to, oh well) and i stopped right before the fad of these candy-flavoured vodkas hit the shelves. as someone who liked girly drinks, i'll admit had they been around i would've given some a shot. some sound absolutely gross, i would've never had a desire to try one that tasted like fruit loops. but i suppose i could've seen maybe whipped cream, as long as the flavour wasn't too overpowering. i wouldn't want it to overpower my schnapps Embarrassed. it's probably best i don't drink anymore, hahaha.
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I friggin' hate those people that finger all the food trying to find the biggest, bestest cupcake or whatever.  Bitch totally ruined that chocolate for the next poor soul who might want to actually eat it, instead of just sticking their fingers in it. 

I also hate the whole "I'm a sexy bitch 'cause I drink fancy "whatever" voiceover".  Y'know, that tone that implies she's about to have an orgasm any second.  Fuuuuuu!
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Originally posted by lahnnabell lahnnabell wrote:

I friggin' hate those people that finger all the food trying to find the biggest, bestest cupcake or whatever.  Bitch totally ruined that chocolate for the next poor soul who might want to actually eat it, instead of just sticking their fingers in it.
god yes! i am not the kind of person who sticks their finger in food. i'd be the last person to accuse of sticking their finger in the frosting, for example, but i've no problems licking the knife. seeing her do it in the commercial just totally grosses me out, and to callback to another commercial we bitched about in this forum, reminds me of why i will never use a chocolate fountain. clearly there's people who just have to touch melted chocolate, and i don't trust them to have clean hands or to not double dip. eww. fondue is one thing, it's a clean pot and you know the people you're eating with, but a fountain is shared with a whole bunch of strangers.

this whole commercial is just gross. alcohol is empty calories anyway, why not just have a slice of cake or pieces of caramel? at least they're food.
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Seriously.  I'll take cake over just about anything, any day. 

On the note about the chocolate fountain, it honestly just sounds like a recipe for disaster.  Some child is gonna dip their hands in it, or something.  Just ew. 

Also, anyone else get really irritated with the way she emphasized the "c' and the "k" in "iced CaKe" and "Kissed Caramel"?  Sorry, Smirnoff, your sexy talk does not make me want to ingest your horrible concoction, but thanks for assuming that most females have poor taste when it comes to alcohol.
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Someone bought me something with whipped cream vodka in it once. It tasted disgusting! I also don't like the fact that the drink she is sipping is pink, yet we never see a drink mixed for her and the vodka isn't pink. Birthday cake vodka does sound appealing though.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Vodka & OJ here in Florida.
 
 


Ugh Screwdrivers take me back to my Freshman year on Halloween.   It started out drinking the Vodka mixed with OJ but we got drunk to the point I was chugging the sh*t straight from the bottle. 2 and a half bottles later (divided among 3 people)  I was parked in the bathroom and spent the majority of the remainder of the night and next day hugging the toilet, and never have touched Vodka since (except as part of a Long Island Tea).

That night sort of put a perma-scar on me as far as drink of choice.
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I wonder what the percentage of kids is getting rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped because they got into Mommy and Daddy's liquor cabinet and drank 1/2 of the "bubble gum flavored"  vodka.
 
I've seen these vodkas in "Bubble Gum"  "S'mores" "Root Beer" - a lot of crap that would appeal to children. Wouldn't you love to see a comemrcial with a bunch o little girls at a "tea party"  getting smashed on "Grape" vodka!
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

 
...Wouldn't you love to see a comemrcial with a bunch o little girls at a "tea party"  getting smashed on "Grape" vodka!
 
ShockedAny self-respecting 8-year-old girl knows grape vodka just doesn't go with Animal Crackers!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

 
...Wouldn't you love to see a comemrcial with a bunch o little girls at a "tea party"  getting smashed on "Grape" vodka!
 
ShockedAny self-respecting 8-year-old girl knows grape vodka just doesn't go with Animal Crackers!
Animal Crackers go better with "Cherry" vodka.
 
"Grape"  goes with cheese doodles, Pa! LOL
 
Good God! Start the "rum dum" gene early!
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

 
...Wouldn't you love to see a comemrcial with a bunch o little girls at a "tea party"  getting smashed on "Grape" vodka!
 
ShockedAny self-respecting 8-year-old girl knows grape vodka just doesn't go with Animal Crackers!
Animal Crackers go better with "Cherry" vodka.
 
"Grape"  goes with cheese doodles, Pa! LOL
 
Good God! Start the "rum dum" gene early!


And to provide them with a little 'hair of the dog' to take care of the morning hangover, give them a glass of "Chocolate Milk" Vodka before sending them off to school.
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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

 
...Wouldn't you love to see a comemrcial with a bunch o little girls at a "tea party"  getting smashed on "Grape" vodka!
 
ShockedAny self-respecting 8-year-old girl knows grape vodka just doesn't go with Animal Crackers!
Animal Crackers go better with "Cherry" vodka.
 
"Grape"  goes with cheese doodles, Pa! LOL
 
Good God! Start the "rum dum" gene early!


And to provide them with a little 'hair of the dog' to take care of the morning hangover, give them a glass of "Chocolate Milk" Vodka before sending them off to school.
And they will play 'Musical Buckets' before ~and~ after lunch!
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Flavored vodka is made for people like me who can't handle the sharpness of hard liquor. This stuff I'd guzzle down, but I'm more of a Twisted Tea girl. Gimme some of that any day!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

 
...Wouldn't you love to see a comemrcial with a bunch o little girls at a "tea party"  getting smashed on "Grape" vodka!
 
ShockedAny self-respecting 8-year-old girl knows grape vodka just doesn't go with Animal Crackers!
Animal Crackers go better with "Cherry" vodka.
 
"Grape"  goes with cheese doodles, Pa! LOL
 
Good God! Start the "rum dum" gene early!


And to provide them with a little 'hair of the dog' to take care of the morning hangover, give them a glass of "Chocolate Milk" Vodka before sending them off to school.
And they will play 'Musical Buckets' before ~and~ after lunch!


LOL

I'd pity the custodial staff at that school!
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Someone should organize the CHI drinking party. I will bring my own.
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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:

Someone should organize the CHI drinking party. I will bring my own.
 
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This trend in female singers with the long, drawn out, whiny "MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH" singing just drives me nuts.  This commercial is really freaking bad, especially when the music slows and she "sings" "SUMMMMMMTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEESS."  Seriously, shut the hell up. 
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

This trend in female singers with the long, drawn out, whiny "MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH" singing just drives me nuts.  This commercial is really freaking bad, especially when the music slows and she "sings" "SUMMMMMMTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEESS."  Seriously, shut the hell up. 


OMG I hate that too!!!

I want the singer to SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT THHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEE F************************************CCCCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!

What's with the flavored vodka? What's next corn dog and cotton candy vodka?

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