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    Posted: 24 Apr 2020 at 2:39am

This is being played ALL the time in my area these days. I finally actually tried to listen to the "theme" of the jingle today. I was sure they're singing "Nothing gets evident..." but I looked up at the TV, and it's apparently "Nothing is everything"

OK, "Nothing" is hard to screw up, and it's the first word in the phrase. But there's no way in hell the next word they're singing is "IS!" They're doing something like "nothin...gis..." and again, there's NO WAY what they're singing next is "everything." The closest lyric my ears matched with that was "evident."

Isn't it annoying when singers mispronounce lyrics? Why do they do it? Is it on purpose? Because the ad-tards know it annoys some people?

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Originally posted by Thuumb Thuumb wrote:

This is being played ALL the time in my area these days. I finally actually tried to listen to the "theme" of the jingle today. I was sure they're singing "Nothing gets evident..." but I looked up at the TV, and it's apparently "Nothing is everything"

OK, "Nothing" is hard to screw up, and it's the first word in the phrase. But there's no way in hell the next word they're singing is "IS!" They're doing something like "nothin...gis..." and again, there's NO WAY what they're singing next is "everything." The closest lyric my ears matched with that was "evident."

Isn't it annoying when singers mispronounce lyrics? Why do they do it? Is it on purpose? Because the ad-tards know it annoys some people?

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DESPISE that.... song?.... jingle?.... bucket of puke!!!!! Angry Dead

It is one of a very small group of commercials for which I keep several remote controls laying around, close by just so that I can mute the volume from wherever I am, prior to having to hear even one sickening syllable of it.

The ad's only saving grace, is that there is just enough of a short spoken intro prior to the nauseating singing part, to give me ample warning and time to snatch up a remote, and rescue myself from the torture of having to hear it.

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Jimbo- I agree. But watch out! There is another commercial (I forgot what it is at the moment) that begins with the same two notes. I have developed the "fastest mute finger" in the East.
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"Skyrizi" is one of the worst names I've ever heard.   It reminds me of the word "scuzzy".
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the pop tart that 'sings' this probably thinks its a career maker--its almost as bad as the ever evolving Daisy Cottage Cheese or Sour Cream 'theme' songs that get reworked about every 3 mos.
btw shes saying 'nothing is Everything'-very zen !
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thuumb Thuumb wrote:

This is being played ALL the time in my area these days. I finally actually tried to listen to the "theme" of the jingle today. I was sure they're singing "Nothing gets evident..." but I looked up at the TV, and it's apparently "Nothing is everything"

OK, "Nothing" is hard to screw up, and it's the first word in the phrase. But there's no way in hell the next word they're singing is "IS!" They're doing something like "nothin...gis..." and again, there's NO WAY what they're singing next is "everything." The closest lyric my ears matched with that was "evident."

Isn't it annoying when singers mispronounce lyrics? Why do they do it? Is it on purpose? Because the ad-tards know it annoys some people?

<rant over>

DESPISE that.... song?.... jingle?.... bucket of puke!!!!! Angry Dead

It is one of a very small group of commercials for which I keep several remote controls laying around, close by just so that I can mute the volume from wherever I am, prior to having to hear even one sickening syllable of it.

The ad's only saving grace, is that there is just enough of a short spoken intro prior to the nauseating singing part, to give me ample warning and time to snatch up a remote, and rescue myself from the torture of having to hear it.

Sick



I'm glad someone brought up this commerical before I had the chance to. I've been hating that jingle for a few months now
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Originally posted by Stelth Stelth wrote:

"Skyrizi" is one of the worst names I've ever heard.   It reminds me of the word "scuzzy".

It sounds like a disease itself.

"Ooooh gurl.... Wut is dat funky, nasty shee-it you done gots growin' all over yo' face 'n shee-it????"

"Sheee-it, gurl. I done went an' gots me a bad case of Skyrizi...."

"Day-umm beotch!!! You bes' be stayin' da-fuk away from me 'n my babies, hear???"

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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

the pop tart that 'sings' this probably thinks its a career maker--its almost as bad as the ever evolving Daisy Cottage Cheese or Sour Cream 'theme' songs that get reworked about every 3 mos.
btw shes saying 'nothing is Everything'-very zen !

The Daisy ad is another one that I keep the remote close by for.

I don't mind the "Do A Dollop Of Daisy" sour cream commercial, but that "Only Daisy Cottage Cheese Will Do" abomination makes me want to commit murder.

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An older thread on the same topic...

Direct Link To This Post Topic: Skyrizi - New medication ad
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Originally posted by Thuumb Thuumb wrote:



Isn't it annoying when singers mispronounce lyrics? Why do they do it? Is it on purpose? Because the ad-tards know it annoys some people?

<rant over>

Yes, and this takes me back to the 80's to "Caribbean Queen".  Carabune? WTH? 
That's all I have to say about that.
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Also those damn 80s syndrums--crikey! its like aural torture
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Originally posted by Stelth Stelth wrote:

"Skyrizi" is one of the worst names I've ever heard.   It reminds me of the word "scuzzy".




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One of the side effects of Skyrizi is that it causes deafness.  I guess people are taking it so they can't hear the jingle... 
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i see Nuthin in a different way.. and its my chance i just gotta SAY...

that is some trite and derivative GARBAGE lyric
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

the pop tart that 'sings' this probably thinks its a career maker--its almost as bad as the ever evolving Daisy Cottage Cheese or Sour Cream 'theme' songs that get reworked about every 3 mos.
btw shes saying 'nothing is Everything'-very zen !
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

i see Nuthin in a different way.. and its my chance i just gotta SAY...

that is some trite and derivative GARBAGE lyric

And coupled with her moronic, empty-headed voice and the dopey rhythm, it all just makes one want to go out and commit crimes against humanity.




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Fer suuuure.
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It would only make local news, but the headline:
Skyrizi user arrested for indecent exposure
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Originally posted by larrytate larrytate wrote:

It would only make local news, but the headline:
Skyrizi user arrested for indecent exposure
would be funny.




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Originally posted by Thuumb Thuumb wrote:


This is being played ALL the time in my area these days. I finally actually tried to listen to the "theme" of the jingle today. I was sure they're singing "Nothing gets evident..." but I looked up at the TV, and it's apparently "Nothing is everything"

OK, "Nothing" is hard to screw up, and it's the first word in the phrase. But there's no way in hell the next word they're singing is "IS!" They're doing something like "nothin...gis..." and again, there's NO WAY what they're singing next is "everything." The closest lyric my ears matched with that was "evident."

Isn't it annoying when singers mispronounce lyrics? Why do they do it? Is it on purpose? Because the ad-tards know it annoys some people?

<rant over>


I THOUGHT they toned this sh*t ad down, the music was there, instrumental, not in my face...and nothing like before.

Suddenly the past 2, 3 days...bang...the long song - not a damn jingle....song by an untalented whiny singer suddenly pollutes my TV.

I cannot hit Mute fast enough when I hear this f'ing song.My personal #1 hated commercial of 2019, so far its still my most hated of 2020.
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

I THOUGHT they toned this sh*t ad down, the music was there, instrumental, not in my face...and nothing like before.

Suddenly the past 2, 3 days...bang...the long song - not a damn jingle....song by an untalented whiny singer suddenly pollutes my TV. 

I cannot hit Mute fast enough when I hear this f'ing song.My personal #1 hated commercial of 2019, so far its still my most hated of 2020.

The word "hate" is not even close to sufficient to describe my feelings toward that sh*t song and it's.... "singer".

Even if you combined it with words like "despise", "loathe", "detest", "abhor", etc, etc. and turned them all into one big super word which means "a hatred hotter than a thousand suns", it would still not be sufficient to describe my disgust.




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