Silver Singles- Rediscover the Magic

My bro joined one of those old people dating sites a few years back. Let's just say the actual people up for grabs don't look quite as good as the ones in the commercials.

As I said in another thread, I love slop. So, the "actual burger" above actually looks pretty good to me. It just looks like it's begging to be wolfed down.

I've had a hankerin' for cheap burgers lately. Maybe I'll pop that Dollar Tree burger in the microwave this afternoon.

aka ron wrote:

I have not "dated" anyone but my current wife since the late 90s. I can't imagine doing it now!

Once again, iSpot doesn't have the video. They did provide some screenshots! Tongue

It sure looks like somebody had a happy ending! Evil Smile

Silver Singles TV Spot, Rediscover the Magic - Screenshot 2

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I seem to recall a really sick episode of 'Law & Order' where 'Daddy' gets his daughter pregnant (at the end of the episode, the daughter, in tears, tells the detectives how much she really loves her father). The above photo reminded me of that episode immediately.

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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike

...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender

Jackson Browne - The Pretender

Jimbo wrote:

'Roll of Quarters'???!!!

They leave jars near the cash registers for those underprivileged ones...or maybe send them to St Jude's for free reconstructive surgery. Heck, if your right leg is 1 1/2 foot shorter than your left, you can't drive a car. If your middle leg is another foot shorter and is effectively a roll of quarters, you probably have 'Dunlop's Disease' and can't even see where you're peeing, much less have a reason to smile first thing in the morning when brushing up against the ol'tuna treasure.

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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike

Jimbo wrote:

aka ron wrote:

LOL

Is she wearing his boxers too?

If he's wearing her panties, then probably so.

How unacceptable!

If that was true, I just bet she told him that his 'breakfast phallus' tasted of ordure.

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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike

I'll be hitting 50 in a few years, eh.
If I choose to hit up these sites, with my luck I'd end up with someone like this...
God help me! LOL

(**Warning Explicit language**
PS: Does she think that Lays Stax is a microphone? )

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"This Has Swag."
~ Idiot from an iHop Commercial.

Jimbo wrote:

I hate that phony plastic looking beotch in those ads.

She looks like hanging out with her would be about as interesting as watching paint dry.

And yeah, I've always figured the actual people who use those services look about as much like the people in the commercials as fast food hamburgers look like the ones in the pictures.

Common sense, really.

You reminded me of a favorite film 'Falling Down'. If you have not seen it, I think you might like it.

Falling Down is a 1993 thriller film directed by Joel Schumacher and written by Ebbe Roe Smith.^[2]

The film stars Michael Douglas in the lead role of William Foster, a divorced and unemployed former defense engineer. The film centers on Foster as he treks on foot across the city of Los Angeles

, trying to reach the house of his estranged ex-wife in time for his daughter's birthday party.

Not wanting to be a "spoiler" if you have not seen it I will only post an excerpt that applies to the advertised burgers verses the actual ones.

At a fast food restaurant, Whammy Burger, Foster attempts to order breakfast, but they have switched to the lunch menu. (Just as he reaches the counter the clock hand clicks from 10:59 AM to 11:00 AM) After an argument with the manager, Foster pulls a gun and accidentally fires into the ceiling. After trying to reassure the frightened employees and customers he won't hurt anyone, he relents and orders lunch instead of the breakfast which he initially sought and demanded, but is annoyed when the burger looks nothing like the one shown on the menu.

EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous

PaWolf wrote:

sgtrock21 wrote:

You reminded me of a favorite film 'Falling Down'. If you have not seen it, I think you might like it.

Falling Down...

Also on MY 'top ten' list!

Good flick. The construction guys tearing up the street for no damn reason, I swear this is like the local water company that has f'ed up all the roads around Philly. Digging holes, I drive by as traffic is backed up and these idiots are standing there looking at it, patch it up...they come back a month later and rip up the streets some more. Morons! Angry

William did what most of us thought of with everyday insane annoyances...but obviously too sane to act on it.

You gotta wonder though, if this movie was scheduled for a Fall 2019 released, would it even see the light of day or get scrapped?

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"This Has Swag."
~ Idiot from an iHop Commercial.