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    Posted: 27 Sep 2012 at 5:06am

Even statuesque leggy Brooke Shields can't save this stupid vapid commercial for Lazyboy. A woman who looks like a Halloween witch can't believe hottie MILF Brooke Shields latest furniture purchase is from the gauche Lazyboy store. Witch woman disses Brooke by telling her "Shut Up" several times. She can't believe the couch is a Lazyboy. Who came up with "Shut Up" for unbelievable? So obnoxious hipster and I'm sorry that "shut up" lady could put your pet in an early grave! "SHUT UP!"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote DKS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Sep 2012 at 12:30pm
This is a commercial that needs Samuel L Jackson showing up with a pistol yelling "Say shut up again motherf**ker, say shut up again!"
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I've always found the "Shut up" thing to be something snotty women say. No one I talk to says it, because it sounds like you stepped out of a Valley Girls book. Like, shut UP! Ohmygawd! *ditzy hair flip*
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Sep 2012 at 1:49pm
She got that great furniture at La-Z-Boy??!
 
Oh no she di'int!
 
 
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I thought the "shut-up!" thing was from Elaine on Seinfeld. Remember? When someone said something unbelievable, she would always yell, "Shut-up!" and then give the person a shove.
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Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

This is a commercial that needs Samuel L Jackson showing up with a pistol yelling "Say shut up again motherf**ker, say shut up again!"


Or just give her a piece of her own advice:






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Actually, Elaine said "Get out!" not Shut up
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote zippyjet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Oct 2012 at 7:32pm
Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Actually, Elaine said "Get out!" not Shut up

Thank God! I really got into Seinfeld and friends. Elaine was way too cool to lower herself to hipster jargon. No Soup For You!
And look out soon the worst time of the year for badvertising is coming up the holiday season and there is a commercial for one of the retail chains where the hipster trendoid girl says "Shut Up!" I forgot which company. She's in a bike shop and the unwashed looking hipster hippie dude tells her the bike is free and she bleats "Shut Up." Angry
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Shouldn't Brooke be calling security on her phone? Or the police?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Oct 2012 at 4:46pm

The male version of "Shut up" would be "Now, that's what I'm talkin' about". 

I wish both expressions would go away.
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote zippyjet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Oct 2012 at 1:24am
Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Shouldn't Brooke be calling security on her phone? Or the police?

Or, Brooke should have called the closest stable and advised them one of their fouls turned up in my digs. 
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Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

This is a commercial that needs Samuel L Jackson showing up with a pistol yelling "Say shut up again motherf**ker, say shut up again!"
Aahhaa! Yes! That would make it bearable.
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That woman is bullet-worthy.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

That woman is bullet-worthy.

Why waste a good bullet? I say let Shamu have her for a tasty treat!
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Actually, Elaine said "Get out!" not Shut up

Ahhh, good call!!! You would be correct.
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Originally posted by KrissyBean KrissyBean wrote:

Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Actually, Elaine said "Get out!" not Shut up

Ahhh, good call!!! You would be correct.

Elaine and the Seinfeld gang were way too cool to degenerate to "Shut Up" as slang. Shut Up is for uncool folk and hipsters, these days interchangeable.
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