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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jun 2008 at 2:08pm
Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Traveling in Europe is quite a feast for the nose.Dead
NO JOKE!
In the '70's, I thought deodorant would never make it to Europe!
Then again, it was acceptable to tuck your head around the corner and puke, now and then.
The imagery is still very powerful - my yougurt & coffee breakfast is rumbling.
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(Side note: In the '70's, women's razors were also a rarity in Europe - while fish-net stockings were in style. Mental picture? Magilla Gorilla, in red fish-nets...ugggggghhhhh!)
 
 
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If P&G is going to show commercials this revolting, they might as well market pubic hair remover! 
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Already been done with "Bikini Bare".  And there are several "hair removers" that are basically for upper lips....but they flash to a bikini-bottomed female and intimate the product can work on the "lower lips" as well. Embarrassed
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I was amazed at how terrible this commercial was, as well. Her "reasons" weren't really reasons, as much as they were bad jokes. Involving shoving your armpits at the camera.



"I don't even know that guy!"
Trust me, if he ever sees this commercial, he won't want to know you. LOL
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I never noticed, but the background music is bad as well. The entire song consists of people singing "Get em up, Get em up!" and "Get your hands up, Get your hands up!" in a very upbeat, almost hip hop way.  Mute!
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Horrible commercial. The bimbo wearing a sleeveless top is so proud that Secret eliminated odors that she high fives strangers and raises her arms because she is so happy about this. She babbles on about feeling compelled to show off her armpits to strangers.
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I hope she doesn't start using Vagisil Feminine Deodorant.  That could be dangerous.
 
 
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Thor - DeadLOL - I'm visualizing a woman running around, wearing a skirt with no panties underneath, forcing  people's faces in her crotch, screaming SMELL ME!!Dead
 
So much for breakfast........THOR.LOL

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Then try not to think about this woman using Huggies Baby Wipes.  Or should I have saved that suggestion for your lunchtime, MrsHill?  LOL
 
 
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This ad plumbs a new low in detestable, bottom-dwelling, muck-wriggling filth. 
 
It has earned...the wrath of Sassypuss!
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Then try not to think about this woman using Huggies Baby Wipes.  Or should I have saved that suggestion for your lunchtime, MrsHill?  LOL
 
 
 
YOU need the wrath of Sassypuss, Thor!LOL

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Words to describe...hmmmm: revolting, stupid, idiotic.

..and great to see SassyP back, o'Frien'Pup!
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I only bring the little shredder out for the truly egregious ads!!
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"High-Five, Captain!"...
as he is sitting, she shoves her armpit in his face...I'd dragged the biatch back to the cop cruiser...or, if I was cranky, I might accidently have pushed her into the street so she could catch the next taxi.
 
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"I'm innocent! *sniff* Oooo! I'm fresh!"

Puke, barf, gag, wheeze, choke, cough and blow chunks through my nose! Angry Dead Confused Cry
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Yes, this ad already has me grabbing the remote to change the channel. It is amazing how you can keep up with two programs bouncing between the two during the commercials. It is like they air more commercials than actual program.
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Originally posted by TexasBlonde TexasBlonde wrote:

Yes, this ad already has me grabbing the remote to change the channel. It is amazing how you can keep up with two programs bouncing between the two during the commercials. It is like they air more commercials than actual program.
 
Unless every channel you jump to is also on commercial break.  I mentioned in another thread how I've done this many times, and by the time I return to the original show, it's already on its NEXT commercial break.  LOL
 
 
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Welcome to the fun, TexasBlonde.
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Hi!  I found this forum because I was searching high and low to express my DISGUST for the ugly BTCH in the HORRIFIC secret deodorant commerical! What a horrible commercial!!  I hate her!  Who sniffs their own pits?  What a pIG!!!
 

She is so ugly and stupid.  Shes rude to stop a cab and then go on-laughs to hi 5 a guy she doesnt know?  i want to kill her(lol)

 Thanks for hating her too!!
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_popupControl(); I am so glad to find this forum-I only found it because I was on google typing in my hatre for the secret btch in the commercial.  OMG I would run her azz over if I saw her ugly face, gross nose, and stupid arm movements.  She is soooooooooooooo stupid!
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<oh noooooo...not ANOTHER one!>
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Completely agree with everyone's violent fantasies. This is probably one of the most under the skin irratating commercials I've seen in a long time.

I love commercials, for the most part.
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The ONLY redeeming quality that commercial has is that when she says "Taxi!... No thanks, I'll walk," it makes me think of Tom Waits' song "Rain Dogs" ("Taxi, we'd rather walk").  And then I start humming that song and don't hear the rest of the commercial.  Big%20smile
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Great thought, MC - and thinking 'Rain Dogs', at that (Waits is one of my favorite artists)...HOWEVER - by that point in the commercial, I just, well....kinda, sorta just wanna run out and push her in front of the moving Taxi...maybe they should have done the Taxi scene earlier in the commercial...keep the 'brutality' feeling-factor down, don't you know...

 

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