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ShockedMama always warned me to avoid stinkerbelles who talked to themselves.
Dangerous psychopaths, doncha know.
 
...aaaaand, if she couldn't afford deodorant, can't you tell you're heading for a 'flounder fish dinner' this summer's eve?
 
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Uh WTF!?
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ShockedMama always warned me to avoid stinkerbelles who talked to themselves.
Dangerous psychopaths, doncha know.

...aaaaand, if she couldn't afford deodorant, can't you tell you're heading for a 'flounder fish dinner' this summer's eve?


Pa, you is sooooooooo naaaaaaasty!!!!


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LOL
I could calm her nerves! Evil Smile

Sweat is not always a bad thing.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

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I could calm her nerves! Evil Smile

Sweat is not always a bad thing.


It's not the sweat, it's the bacteria that grows in damp spaces where the skin folds not allowing air in so the sweaty skin can dry.

Like armpits, for example.

The gal still needs a bath, though.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL
I could calm her nerves! Evil Smile

Sweat is not always a bad thing.


It's not the sweat, it's the bacteria that grows in damp spaces where the skin folds not allowing air in so the sweaty skin can dry.

Like armpits, for example.

The gal still needs a bath, though.
And don't skip the de-lousing (crab control).Wink
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I'd certainly like to help her get even sweatier!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL
I could calm her nerves! Evil Smile

Sweat is not always a bad thing.


It's not the sweat, it's the bacteria that grows in damp spaces where the skin folds not allowing air in so the sweaty skin can dry.

Like armpits, for example.

The gal still needs a bath, though.
I'll give her a sponge bath, it's all part of the seduction. Tongue
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I assume Brandon Brandon Brandon made a shortcut out the back door and went home.
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Originally posted by paisleygene paisleygene wrote:

I assume Brandon Brandon Brandon made a shortcut out the back door and went home.


Probably.

Afterward....

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LOL

 From the movie 'Sex Drive'.  "Ever hear of a rolling brownout?"
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

From the movie 'Sex Drive'.  "Ever hear of a rolling brownout?"


I hope Brandon, Brendan, Brandon was considerate enough to leave cab fare on the night stand.
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The whole commercial immediately reminded me of that classic movie, 'Basic InStinked'Dead
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Her name is Caitlin Brodnick, a cancer survivor.  This is where I shut up.

Screw You Cancer

Caitlin Brodnick, a 28-year-old comedian living in NYC with her husband, shares her life-changing decision to have a preventative double mastectomy after learning she’s BRCA1-positive. In Glamour's docu-series, watch as Caitlin faces this journey with humor, honesty, and empowering determination.


http://video.glamour.com/series/screw-you-cancer


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Agreed.

Same here.
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ohhhhh....I feel for her, but she put herself into this position.
It's not about her, personally.
It's about the character portrayal.
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I am not trying to be insensitive at all but I have been through health and unbearable life issues of my own and do not expect people to NOT be annoyed with me or be "taboo" because this actress had cancer. Sorry, that does not mean anyone should tiptoe through the fact this commercial is the most annoying, unbearable commercial ever created. 
This girl comes off as a complete psycho and this is just not funny!! Is she taking that many opiods that she is sweating that profusely? God bless her she is cancer free, but I hate this commercial with every fiber of my being!!! 

Not cute...not funny. 
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Agreed.
The stench of the commercial isn't forgiven or overlooked because of the actress' personal life.
 
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Anyone else wonder why she has the a/c going full blast with the window down?

Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Anyone else wonder why she has the a/c going full blast with the window down?...

Stern SmileSilly ol'Mule! It's a Secret!Wink
 
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^LOL

Ancient Chinese Secret!

http://www.car-brand-names.com/chinese-car-brands/

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I don't hate this commercial, even though it's kinda silly and dumb.

The reason I don't hate it is because the two actors don't seem like obnoxious, self-adoring douchebags.

That's really what it takes to make me hate a commercial.

For just about anything else, I'll usually give them a pass.
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You have to hate it because that would be your 'basic in-stinked'
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

You have to hate it because that would be your 'basic in-stinked'


Nah.

I actually think she's kinda cute.
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I hear cosmetic surgery has come a long way. She may have a beautiful body.

One of my favorite lines...."If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me"? Evil Smile
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