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    Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 2:44am
First, I admit I buy the product, have for years before this commercial was ever thought of, but I hate this commercial!  Angry
 
All of the people in the office whispering to each other.  Then they have a surprise party where everyone whispers surprise.  Then this guy walks in talking like a normal human being and the others give each other this knowing look of Oh it's the New Guy, te he he. Angry Ouch
 
The tissue is so soft we have to whisper to each other.  Yeah I get it, not really. Dead
 
 
 
 
 
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You're kidding...is this back?
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

You're kidding...is this back?
 
Yep, got it on the DVR from something I recorded earlier today.
 
 
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Speaking softly has no correlation with tissue softness.

And they are the loudest whisperers, ever.
Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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I always thought Scott products were lousy
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If they like the tissue so much and want to whisper they should be forced to eat the toilet paper.
Angry

I'm serious.
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Originally posted by HollyRock HollyRock wrote:

Speaking softly has no correlation with tissue softness.

And they are the loudest whisperers, ever.
 
That's the most annoying part about this video - it's like they thought of a "clever" idea that they thought would be cute and were desperate to use it even though the premise is completely ridiculous and makes absolutely no sense.
Bring me the head of a pig, and a goblet of something cool and refreshing
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I'll bet the ad agency farmed it out to a company like Charmin (who actually makes soft toilet paper) first, but they had the good sense to not use it.
 
Scott is what we used to use for TP-ing someone's house when we were kids because it is so durable. Nothing durable should ever be used in or around your poop chute.
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Scott's vintage TP is nothing more than extra thin construction paper. Not great, but then again, look what your using it for..... not exactly a high end use.  It's really cheap stuff too and considering you are litterally throwing it down the toilet.....  I'm not complaining.
 
Their soft version is pretty good though.
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I like to use Scott's since it's not too hard or not too soft.

The Charmin commercials are the annoying ones with the bear cubs with toilet paper on their butts.

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Who are you people with asses made of titanium? If there are two spots on my body that I am going to give the kid gloves treatment to it's my anus and my junk. I might go a week without shaving, maybe skip my evening shower if I am running late for work, and I'll be honest- I only brush twice a day and not the three times the dentist tells me to. But I am NOT rubbing my tender taint with newspaper unless I am in a war.And that's only to give me enough anger to go after the enemy with a vengeance.
 
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ROFL Richard, well we use Angel Soft cuz it's the only damned TP that doesn't clog up the damned toilet. Charmin is especially guilty of this, whether it's the strong or the soft even a little bit clogs the hell out of the toilet. We damn near broke a plunger we had to use it so friggin often GRRRR! Ok end rant;)
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I guess I must be lucky because this phenomenon of clogging a toilet with tp is something I have never heard of. Because I use Charmin, I can use less so it isn't an issue. If you are using 10 squares of one ply, that's still as much as I am using so maybe it isn't the tp that's clogging your head.
 
Just throwin' it out there. Wink
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I use Scott tissue



ducks flying vegetables. LOL
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I don't make judgement calls based on ass tape, I just like to pamper my pooper.
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...why, *I* just used some Scott Tissue moments ago!
Was *I* whispering?
No...more like 'grunting'.
But afterwards, I sure felt a lot better about the world in general... 
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Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

I guess I must be lucky because this phenomenon of clogging a toilet with tp is something I have never heard of. Because I use Charmin, I can use less so it isn't an issue. If you are using 10 squares of one ply, that's still as much as I am using so maybe it isn't the tp that's clogging your head.
 

Just throwin' it out there. Wink


That's what we thought at first but even just a little bit was clogging the thing up. We had to use the plunger almost every time we flushed (dunno if the thing expands in there or what) but we just chalked it up to POS government issued toilets (this is our 3rd consecutive housing unit where this has happened) and switched brands. We have to stick to the ones that say septic safe or recyclable otherwise we seem to have problems:(
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Well, I'm sorry for you Super Pooper- but even when I was living on base I couldn't clog a head. Maybe because I was busy drinking so much beer I never had a solid sh*t- but that's just speculation.
 
Of course- I'm sure your hubby will attest that the crappers in the squad bay or dorms are way more "industrial" than those in the family housing units.
 
Plus we had to go off base to get Charmin or Cottonelle- all they had at the BX was Scotts. Confused 
 
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I just don't want to pay 4 dollars for mere toilet paper.
Hannaford's toilet paper is not so bad. It's not sandpaper like most store toilet paper and there's always those wet wipe things too.

Though a bidet would be nice.
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