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    Posted: 03 Nov 2012 at 3:33am
Confused...it just wouldn't be proper, I tell ya! 'Daytime Office Porn'.
This commercial has driven me nuts (or just driven them) since the first time I saw it.
Makes me want to grab some Rolos and take my wife to a 'Payroll Meeting', where I can take advantage of her, while feeding her Rolo Minis and quoting numbers...hope the table is warm.
Haven't found an 'official video' of it, and I expect this one to get dropped before long - gotta thank the guy who did his best to get it on SpewTube..
 
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Just more food pr0n, including the bom-chicka wow wow background music.  
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I don't know...the dude at the end made me laugh...I liked this when I first saw it....
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Just more food pr0n, including the bom-chicka wow wow background music.  
LOLIt seems SO 'dated; and 'sinful', in a soul-way, but SO incorrect with it starring 'white peeps'.
It makes one almost want to believe Barry White was the 'soul god' who influenced the commercial...'cept we beez havin' a lil'problem here....all the same, it also makes me wanna drag MissyDWolf up to join the '31st Floor Club' (again)...LOL
Ya gotta know, THAT has to be more of a challenge than being lured into that old and boring 'Mile High' airline silliness! ANYONE can sneak a pack of Rolos onto an airplane without being caught - too many beggars in an office skyrise, doncha know....
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Originally posted by britastar britastar wrote:

I don't know...the dude at the end made me laugh...I liked this when I first saw it....
LOLYeaaaaa....I guess, in all honesty, I'm thinkin' I REALLY like the commercial, but it makes me feel all 'dirty' and whatnot - like I gotta go to confession after I finish my roll of Rolos (and whatever comes because of them).
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Why does every single food commercial have to have sexual innuendos?
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It's trying to be like the Liquid Plum'r commercial, but doesn't have the same humor.  I think the problem is that the whole chocolate=sex idea has been played out.  Plus, there's just no real sexual connotation to chocolate candy, as there is to "plumbing" products.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

It's trying to be like the Liquid Plum'r commercial, but doesn't have the same humor.  I think the problem is that the whole chocolate=sex idea has been played out.  Plus, there's just no real sexual connotation to chocolate candy, as there is to "plumbing" products.
I would guess the AdTards are convinced that females connect candy with sex. Why? I have no idea.
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Maybe if they had some Barry White-ish black guy featured prominently, the whole chocolate candy=chocolate guy thing might work.  But I doubt they would go there.
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"Get your (insert product term) on"

I just love it when mainstream adopts and tries to use originally urban vernacular. 
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I'm just sick of the "zomg busy office/home just pop a candy and it's going to make everything so awesome". Seriously? Stop it. Mounds is doing the same thing! No one thinks eating a candy is going to make the work day any better.
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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

I'm just sick of the "zomg busy office/home just pop a candy and it's going to make everything so awesome". Seriously? Stop it. Mounds is doing the same thing! No one thinks eating a candy is going to make the work day any better.
 
A big pink bakery box of pastries and donuts usually doesn't hurt.
 
 
 
 
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Oh god, this commercial tries to be a porno. I mean, holy moley, it's a piece of chocolate for crying out loud, not a condom. This ad is so stupid it's funny and I don't mean "lol" funny. I mean, funny in the sense that you wonder why these individuals would subject themselves to such a corny commercial. Rolo, you make me feel sorry for loving your candy now. A bad idea for an ad, might work better as an advertisement shown in a film, but not in real life. No, it's too much for real life, put it in the movies...that's where it belongs.
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Originally posted by britastar britastar wrote:

I don't know...the dude at the end made me laugh...I liked this when I first saw it....


Yeah same here, I got a kick out of that the first couple times I saw it.  The issue for me is how grossly overplayed the commercial is, at least in my area.
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Big smileYO! I dun foun'da REAaa vi'eo!
Wink...but be sure and THINK TWICE what you do with that LAST Rolo...
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Get your smooth on? Your smooth? Your adjective?

I'm so sick of commercials using adjectives as nouns. "This is totally full of awesome!" "Get yourself some amazing".

And the opposite, "That was epic".

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Originally posted by TheNilvarg TheNilvarg wrote:

Get your smooth on? Your smooth? Your adjective?

I'm so sick of commercials using adjectives as nouns. "This is totally full of awesome!" "Get yourself some amazing".

And the opposite, "That was epic".

Idiots.
LOLWho stole your 'soul'? Can't you still pump out a little of that ol'style 'Barry White', when it's called for, or do those opportunities evade you, these days? 
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Originally posted by TheNilvarg TheNilvarg wrote:

Get your smooth on? Your smooth? Your adjective?

I'm so sick of commercials using adjectives as nouns. "This is totally full of awesome!" "Get yourself some amazing".

And the opposite, "That was epic".

Idiots.


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If one REALLY watches this commercial, what is REALLY COOL is the 'lighting efffects'; watch the dimming, then the 'piano bar'-style lighting and where the lights are! NEEEAT! Makes the real 'player' get all excited and know just how he's gonna 'get lucky' before the end of the day.
And as the lights dim - how about the split-second swagger from Junior coming in from the left?!LOL
I'm pretty sure that 'Payroll Meeting' is held in the 3rd stall of the Men's Room, at 4 sharp & hard...be 'prompt', lil'Missy!
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Confused...well, here's the 'Gameday' commercial, but there is a third one out I *just saw* - and it was 'inspiring', I tell you! But not in a good way. Maybe it was the combination of the multi-symptom cold medicine and Bolthouse 'Green Goodness' juice, but I ended up almost 'getting my smooth on' in my chair - a mad rush to the bathroom and, well, we had a 'run-down touch-back' (hands in the air, pants at the ankles)...
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There's a new one I just saw the other day where the woman is walking around in an airport or something or other.

Frankly I find these only mildly annoying - at least the woman doesn't get an "I'm having an orgasm" look on her face when she pops the candy into her mouth.  I am, however, irritated by the way they suddenly have everything turn caramel-colored and start moving in slow motion.  That makes no sense to me.
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