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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40828 |
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For me it has been a 'repeated nightmare' (maybe once every few years). Last time had me in public, maybe someplace I never go - say, Kmart or Sears and I was in line at the cash register when I had to reach down and get my wallet, which I got and paid with. It all went mentally wrong when I went to put the wallet back from where I got it and realized I was, well, short any pants - where did I pull my wallet from again?
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 56093 |
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I'm guessing you tucked it in between two large folds of flab...? Seems like the only obvious answer. Probably also explains why it was all damp and had that "funny" smell a few sweaty hours later. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33609 |
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Kelly H ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 09 Aug 2014 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 447 |
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Donald Duck doesnt wear pants either.... |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33609 |
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![]() ![]() Neither do the Charmin bears, and they're talking sh!t. ![]() ![]() |
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Virginia Dare II ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 08 Sep 2017 Location: New York State Status: Offline Points: 194 |
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This is disappointing as I was about to post nekkid pictures of myself from New Year's Eve. I was swinging on a chandelier and playing a kazoo with just a lamp shade on my head. Ok...well....your loss !!
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" Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 56093 |
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DAMNED RULES!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Virginia Dare II ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 08 Sep 2017 Location: New York State Status: Offline Points: 194 |
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Spoiling ALL my damn fun !!!
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" Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
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MrTim ![]() Ad Exec ![]() ![]() Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10220 |
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There isn't much room to play a kazoo while there is a lamp shade on your head, is there? Wait, ohhh my... ![]() ![]() |
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Virginia Dare II ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 08 Sep 2017 Location: New York State Status: Offline Points: 194 |
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I'm very talented !!
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" Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33609 |
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40828 |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Homey ain't cheap. Boys/Goys need not apply. ![]() ![]() |
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regulus ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Location: Nova Catacumba Status: Offline Points: 4436 |
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Take a look at Jimbos Post on my STOP THE PRESSES! in the Off-Topic section. And you called my "Flavio" avatar to be "Creepy".
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Poiuyt Power!!!
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cornflake ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 02 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 96 |
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How about not posting homophobia or bigotry?
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40828 |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 56093 |
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Is cornflake being a snowflake?
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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ForumAdmin ![]() Admin Group ![]() ![]() Forum Administrator Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 3952 |
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WTF, guys?
Cornflake is absolutely right. There's no place for homophobia or gay-bashing here. To be honest I find it strange to even read. You want to bash each other as individuals, go right ahead, but take it to the Flame Room. Do we still have a Flame Room?
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cornflake ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 02 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 96 |
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No Slurs has been a forum rule for 10 years to the day but Jimbo and PaWolf must think they are exempt for seniority?
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40828 |
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Cornfake brings it on itself rather than head to the 'Flame Room', which means it would have to initiate the thread.
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cornflake ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 02 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 96 |
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PaWolf thinks being prolific makes him exempt from Rule #2 of this forum and backs up his defense of homophobic slurs with personal attacks and death threats in the Flame Room even after Nathan reiterated that homophobia and bigotry are not welcome here.
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ForumAdmin ![]() Admin Group ![]() ![]() Forum Administrator Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 3952 |
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Now you're all 3 suspended. Have a great November.
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33609 |
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Damn! It is truly a dark day on the forum!
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ForumAdmin ![]() Admin Group ![]() ![]() Forum Administrator Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 3952 |
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You know... this isn't a place to abuse people.
I'm not keeping my eye on the site like I once did, but I've been flooded with complaints lately, and I can't just ignore them. |
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shEEEsh ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 May 2014 Location: Orlando Status: Offline Points: 46 |
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I am a 70-ish female. I don’t get offended by any of this stuff.
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eBay schmeBay
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atikovi ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2013 Location: DC Status: Offline Points: 604 |
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This isn't a dating site for seniors.
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