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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Feb 2018 at 6:11pm
For me it has been a 'repeated nightmare' (maybe once every few years). Last time had me in public, maybe someplace I never go - say, Kmart or Sears and I was in line at the cash register when I had to reach down and get my wallet, which I got and paid with. It all went mentally wrong when I went to put the wallet back from where I got it and realized I was, well, short any pants - where did I pull my wallet from again?ConfusedLOL
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Feb 2018 at 6:20pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

For me it has been a 'repeated nightmare' (maybe once every few years). Last time had me in public, maybe someplace I never go - say, Kmart or Sears and I was in line at the cash register when I had to reach down and get my wallet, which I got and paid with. It all went mentally wrong when I went to put the wallet back from where I got it and realized I was, well, short any pants - where did I pull my wallet from again?ConfusedLOL


I'm guessing you tucked it in between two large folds of flab...?

Seems like the only obvious answer.

Probably also explains why it was all damp and had that "funny" smell a few sweaty hours later.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

LOLLOL


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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Has anybody else noticed...

...that the emoticons aren't wearing pants?   Embarrassed  Shocked




Donald Duck doesnt wear pants either....
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Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Has anybody else noticed...

...that the emoticons aren't wearing pants?   Embarrassed  Shocked




Donald Duck doesnt wear pants either....
LOLLOL

Neither do the Charmin bears, and they're talking sh!t. Angry


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This is disappointing as I was about to post nekkid pictures of myself from New Year's Eve.   I was swinging on a chandelier and playing a kazoo with just a lamp shade on my head.   Ok...well....your loss !!  

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 9:57pm
Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

This is disappointing as I was about to post nekkid pictures of myself from New Year's Eve.   I was swinging on a chandelier and playing a kazoo with just a lamp shade on my head.   Ok...well....your loss !!  

WinkLOL


DAMNED RULES!!!!!!


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Spoiling ALL my damn fun !!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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Quote Virginia Dare II wrote:

This is disappointing as I was about to post nekkid pictures of myself from New Year's Eve.   I was swinging on a chandelier and playing a kazoo with just a lamp shade on my head.   Ok...well....your loss !!  

WinkLOL


There isn't much room to play a kazoo while there is a lamp shade on your head, is there?  Wait, ohhh my...  Shocked

LOL

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Virginia Dare II Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 12:16am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote Virginia Dare II wrote:

This is disappointing as I was about to post nekkid pictures of myself from New Year's Eve.   I was swinging on a chandelier and playing a kazoo with just a lamp shade on my head.   Ok...well....your loss !!  

WinkLOL


There isn't much room to play a kazoo while there is a lamp shade on your head, is there?  Wait, ohhh my...  Shocked

LOL



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Mar 2018 at 6:37pm
^ LOLLOL

I don't know about the rest of you, I think I'd like to party with Vi D. Embarrassed

Ahem....if I wasn't already in a solid relationship. Hey, it's the interweb!

Where fantasies fly!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Mar 2018 at 9:17pm
Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote Virginia Dare II wrote:

This is disappointing as I was about to post nekkid pictures of myself from New Year's Eve.   I was swinging on a chandelier and playing a kazoo with just a lamp shade on my head.   Ok...well....your loss !!  

WinkLOL


There isn't much room to play a kazoo while there is a lamp shade on your head, is there?  Wait, ohhh my...  Shocked

LOL



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote regulus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Mar 2018 at 11:21pm
Take a look at Jimbos Post on my STOP THE PRESSES! in the Off-Topic section. And you called my "Flavio" avatar to be "Creepy". Shocked
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How about not posting homophobia or bigotry?
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Cryohhhh, waaaahhhhhh!....grow a spine, not a behind.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Oct 2018 at 4:16pm
Is cornflake being a snowflake?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote ForumAdmin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Oct 2018 at 9:47pm
WTF, guys?
Cornflake is absolutely right. There's no place for homophobia or gay-bashing here.
To be honest I find it strange to even read.

You want to bash each other as individuals, go right ahead, but take it to the Flame Room.
Do we still have a Flame Room?
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No Slurs has been a forum rule for 10 years to the day but Jimbo and PaWolf must think they are exempt for seniority?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Oct 2018 at 10:14pm
Cornfake brings it on itself rather than head to the 'Flame Room', which means it would have to initiate the thread. 


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PaWolf thinks being prolific makes him exempt from Rule #2 of this forum and backs up his defense of homophobic slurs with personal attacks and death threats in the Flame Room even after Nathan reiterated that homophobia and bigotry are not welcome here.
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Now you're all 3 suspended. Have a great November.
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Damn!  It is truly a dark day on the forum! Cry
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You know... this isn't a place to abuse people.

I'm not keeping my eye on the site like I once did, but I've been flooded with complaints lately, and I can't just ignore them.
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I am a 70-ish female. I don’t get offended by any of this stuff.
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Originally posted by shEEEsh shEEEsh wrote:

I am a 70-ish female. I don’t get offended by any of this stuff.

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