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    Posted: 07 May 2017 at 4:05pm
ConfusedNow, some of us worked a good part of last night until now, except for the 'couch nap'.
The nap where I wake up to Joel Osteen screaming scripture at me because I rolled over on the remote and the Baby Jeezuz decided he was pissed. Not to worry - we all got 'saaaved' by the commercial break, which (no joke) just happened to be THIS:
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 May 2017 at 4:14pm
"I Take Red"?

Reminds me of this old Cheech & Chong bit.

2:58 mark....



...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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^LOL
 
That young guy shouldn't need any help with anything.
 
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Typical phony baloney boner pill ad.

Healthy, attractive young couples who almost certainly have the sex drives of dogs in heat, trying to convince us that they are typical of the users of these pills.

Yeah, right.

Those two people were probably trying out for parts in a porn movie when they were discovered by the people who were casting for the commercial.

...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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Confused*I* thought it was against some law of nature, or otherwise, to talk about boners during church unless you came from a black reformed Baptist church...Wink
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Amen!

 
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Last aired on BOUNCE TV during Superfly. Wink
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