Quiznos Meets Flavor Flav "Taste of Love"

I tried to find a video of this sh*t fest but was unable to as of yet. It's basically Quiznos making fun of VH1's Flavor of Love 2 years too late. The last season of that show started in February of 2008, why did they still think that it's relevant? I'll tell you right now Quiznos, it isn't.

The actual commercial makes no sense. All the different ones start out with the girls trying to win taste's love, and then the Quiznos oven pops out of no where to for some reason tell him how much all the girls suck and how much better a toasty sub would be. IT MAKES NO f**kING SENSE AT ALL. Also the character of "taste" is the stupidest looking character I've ever seen. He walks around with this pop eyed look the entire time, and by pop eyed I mean one eye is like squinting and the other is open wide.

The second commercial, the one in rotation now irritates me the most. Two ugly girls are fighting and Taste comes in to break it up. The Mr. homoerotic Quiznos oven suggests sending them both home, and something about a sub. Taste says something about crumbs and his Persian rug (yes the dialog is so terrible and unmemorable that I honestly don't know how it's said at all). Then Taste sends both ugly skanks home and then sends his frilly maid to the closet "to grab that vacuum". I can't tell you how annoying the way he says that line in quotes is, it's just terrible. ALL while he has that stupid, pop eyed look on his face.

F**K YOU QUIZNOS, Stop advertising. Just stop. Your commercials aren't clever, they aren't funny, and they are just STUPID. All you're doing is wasting money because as a consumer and a marketing student I can't f**king understand how these commercials are A) helping the brand, B) Creating value for the customer or C) Setting yourself apart from competitors.  Maybe you are doing C, but in a way that says to me, "damn Quiznos is annoyin me, I'm going to Subway instead."