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    Posted: 08 Apr 2019 at 2:40am
Since I can't find the video for this...I'll HAVE TO explain this sh*tty commercial!

Some woman gets a purple.com mattress...and no one will leave her alone! And get this...you get a purple pillow as well!

Why the f**k do these people make these dumb-ass commercials? Do they think everyone's a dumb-ass?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Apr 2019 at 3:28pm
I saw that abortion last night! By the time it was over, I needed a mattress so I could de-stress myself...but NOT a 'Purple' one. 
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At least it didn't have that greasy Ron Jeremy looking guy in the purple jump suit. That's a start.
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Originally posted by Banderboy Banderboy wrote:

At least it didn't have that greasy Ron Jeremy looking guy in the purple jump suit. That's a start.
LOLJust HOW could you have connected the weirdbeard from the original Purple with porn's pudgy pickle packer??? 

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Personally, each time I see this commercial, it disturbs me just a little bit more. I keep waiting for the BAU from 'Criminal Minds' to show up, declare the place a crime scene and lock it down before they all somehow find a way to fit on the Purple Mattress for a relaxing & refreshing nap.
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Deb is some kind of chunky hot...


If these two women want me to help out...

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The company was originally called Yellow.com Mattress, but people thought it meant the stains...  


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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

The company was originally called Yellow.com Mattress, but people thought it meant the stains...  



It could be worse...it can be red.com, white.com or brown.com...yuck!ShockedDeadConfused
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