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    Posted: 19 Apr 2018 at 6:25pm
Just saw this piece of dreck a few minutes ago. Really, Alfonso Ribeiro?! This has nothing to do with car insurance whatsoever! This company doesn't care about telling you what their rates, policies and discounts are - just to throw a bunch of bull-pucky in the first 27 seconds and quickly mention 'Progressive insurance' in the last couple seconds. AngryAngryAngry

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/w4SO/progressive-snapshot-the-safeys-featuring-alfonso-ribeiro
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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Apr 2018 at 5:28pm
The most parallel parallel parking job?...While doing the horizontal bop on an icy parking lot. Confused

These new car's park themselves, apply the brakes if you are not paying attention, even let you know if you are drifting into the next lane.
I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Apr 2018 at 6:27pm
I think they're talking about pre-2005 cars. The device they're talking about plugs into your car port on your dash and monitors your driving habits.
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Apr 2018 at 6:41pm
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I think they're talking about pre-2005 cars. The device they're talking about plugs into your car port on your dash and monitors your driving habits.
LOL
OK, guy who lives with his parents.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Triple J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jul 2018 at 6:55pm
At least he isn't doing that stupid-ass dance of his. Dead

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote !Tommy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jul 2018 at 2:19am
The least they could've done was given the award to Mikki Padilla.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jul 2018 at 6:54pm
I'm still sick of this parallel parallel parking ad! Go away Alfonso!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jul 2018 at 3:30pm
without the 'carlton dance', he is needless

actually WITH the carlton dance he is NEEDLESS :P

but not as needless as JAMIEShocked
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dr. Dan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jul 2018 at 12:38am
One more pukeworthy example of adtards making up cutesy metaphorical stories as if they're communicating with little children.

Those 16-mm educational films in elementary school had a more mature tone to them.
I keep encountering 3rd graders who sound smarter than most ad writers.
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"This year's nomination for The Lamey Awards is..."

"Progressive's Jamie!"

Clap  </solitary golf clap>
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'my ANGELS'

Jamies most lethal moment is the 'glee' ad

...anticipating Jamies fall when he is discovered as a mass serial killer in real life
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