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    Posted: 11 Dec 2014 at 5:43am
Commercial has not aired...yet.
Apparently it's 'coming soon.' LeBron James as "FloBron" Angry Dead

Make it stop! #FireFlo


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Well, he can't claim to be the first NBA player turned cross dresser:






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^  I'm not sure which one is prettier.  They're both lovely.


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Especially Rodman, so much so that Kim Jong Un fancied him and touted him around North Korea.


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That's Rodman??  LOL
 
I think I've seen the other one, Barkley.
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Boring, undesirable, unfunny. Yep that pretty much sums it in a nutshell!
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http://i.imgur.com/3NsPgOE.jpg

That lighting does not help Flo. She's sagging quite a bit. LOL
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Originally posted by thedude thedude wrote:




http://i.imgur.com/3NsPgOE.jpg

That lighting does not help Flo. She's sagging quite a bit. LOL

I thought Flo had been replaced by Hillary. My apologies to Flo.
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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I wish she'd sag her frigging way into obscurity. They will bring her ass back from the dead as zomb-Flo just to keep making more and more ridiculously stupid commercials that have GODDAMN nothing to do with insurance.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Dec 2014 at 1:43am
My confidence in Progressive insurance has dropped HIGHLY, they're a f@#$ing joke!

Even after she's dead they'll still air her commercials a la Elizabeth Taylor with White Diamonds!
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Nah, it's not the lighting...

Flo's jowls got that way following an unfortunate incident involving the "name-your-own-price" tool.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote peachblossom666 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Dec 2014 at 5:23am
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Nah, it's not the lighting...

Flo's jowls got that way following an unfortunate incident involving the "name-your-own-price" tool.

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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Nah, it's not the lighting...

Flo's jowls got that way following an unfortunate incident involving the "name-your-own-price" tool.



Apparently, the price was her immortal soul. I hope it was worth it, you annoying, abhorrent tw@t.
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Dennis Rodman was one ugly man. Yikes and yeesh...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Dec 2014 at 2:06pm
Originally posted by Monica Monica wrote:

Dennis Rodman was one ugly man. Yikes and yeesh...

So, who would you rather do---Rodman or Kim Jong Un?  "Neither" is not an acceptable answer.



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Monica Monica wrote:

Dennis Rodman was one ugly man. Yikes and yeesh...

So, who would you rather do---Rodman or Kim Jong Un?  "Neither" is not an acceptable answer.





What about "Both?"






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Monica could be the cream in the Dennis-Kim cookie.






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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Monica could be the cream in the Dennis-Kim cookie.








I was thinking more along the analogy of being the caramel in the Dennis-Kim Twix bar myself Wink






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If I had to choose between either Dennis Rodman or Kim Jong, and I can't choose neither, I would pick Dennis, because Kim is a murderer and a Tyrant. Dennis is not.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snesgamer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Dec 2014 at 9:04pm
Came into this topic thinking this was a portmanteau of Flo and "Brony" (if you don't know what it is, don't ask and DON'T LOOK IT UP! trust me). This ridiculousness is actually a relief
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote peachblossom666 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Dec 2014 at 9:26pm
Originally posted by The Donathang The Donathang wrote:

If I had to choose between either Dennis Rodman or Kim Jong, and I can't choose neither, I would pick Dennis, because Kim is a murderer and a Tyrant. Dennis is not.
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Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Came into this topic thinking this was a portmanteau of Flo and "Brony" (if you don't know what it is, don't ask and DON'T LOOK IT UP! trust me). This ridiculousness is actually a relief
I looked it up.  The Donathang would definitely be a Brony.

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God, make her go away! Flo has been hawking her stupid car insurance for too many years and I am SICK of her. 

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