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    Posted: 19 Aug 2017 at 3:34pm
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"No duh, right?"  stupid f*ckers! The young girls are glued to their devices. Big surprise!

Are they even old enough to drive? If they are, are they paying their own insurance?

NO!!



A little more stupidity from Progressive...




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I've heard a lot about the batteries in those hoverboard things like he's riding around on, suddenly bursting into flames...



...maybe we'll get lucky.

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LOL
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Freaking Hoverboard Box!! Fk off! AngryAngryDead
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ba BING! Sha SCHWING-dank or SWAG? that too hip box--isnt he just DUH BOMB?

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If that hoverboard explodes, he will be... Wink
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as far as Bill and his despair ad is concerned..they are so fakely AWARE of how crappy their characters are..now if only Flo and Jeremy had this kind of insight..or the BOX, for that matter..all Progressive creatives should be flogged.
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Where is To Catch a Predator when you need it?

Do teens even still hangout in malls? I have only been to one three times the last 2-3 years and two of those times were in the morning when school was going on. The third time was on a Thursday evening and that mall is on life support.
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I think they might still hang out at this video game arcade adjacent to the food court in the mall near me on the weekends and possibly during summer vacation.
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Originally posted by crash1984 crash1984 wrote:

The third time was on a Thursday evening and that mall is on life support.

If you went during the day you would have seen the seniors doing their power walking. Some of them will need life support if they're not careful.
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Does the box even have the [ahem] TACKLE required..to hit on teen girls?
My guess is the box is a self-pleasure enthusiast.Wink
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Originally posted by crash1984 crash1984 wrote:

Where is To Catch a Predator when you need it?

Chris Hansen should pop up in the commercial and say "Why don't you have a seat right over there"
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Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

Originally posted by crash1984 crash1984 wrote:

The third time was on a Thursday evening and that mall is on life support.

If you went during the day you would have seen the seniors doing their power walking. Some of them will need life support if they're not careful.
 
I'm 61 now.  I guess I should start making plans for those senior mall excursions. 
 
 
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I've thought about it.

Really.

Maybe find a mall walking group and join up.

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Please.  No.  LOL
 
On the other hand, you'll have all those hot, horny 75 y/o honeys after you.
 
 
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Not necessarily.



Maybe a cute chubby or two, though.


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I was going to post pics yesterday, but "old sluts" yielded some results that might have been deemed inappropriate for CIH.  LOL
 
 
 
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I'm guessing it was the inclusion of the word "sluts" that yielded the inappropriate pictures...

The term "old bags" might've resulted in something less pornographic.
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One of my favorite mall walking jokes.


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Mel Brooks was awesome in his heyday.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Mel Brooks was awesome in his heyday.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'm guessing it was the inclusion of the word "sluts" that yielded the inappropriate pictures...

The term "old bags" might've resulted in something less pornographic.
 
Here's an old bag.  Alice Bag of the Bags (70s band), about 35 or 40 years on.  Not awful.  Baggable, in fact.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'm guessing it was the inclusion of the word "sluts" that yielded the inappropriate pictures...

The term "old bags" might've resulted in something less pornographic.


Here's an old bag.  Alice Bag of the Bags (70s band), about 35 or 40 years on.  Not awful.  Baggable, in fact.


All that's missing is the bag...





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No they don't because cities all passed some idiotic law or rule that kids cannot be in malls aone or without adults, so justmore fun ruined. I hung out at mall when I was a teen often and would have freaked out on a rule like that. Todays stupid teens just roll over and take it
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