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    Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 9:47pm
What is worse than Flo? How about that stupid box.



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I've said this many times about the box... wood chipper. Evil Smile
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I swear everytime I hear the word selfie I just want to rip their throats out. Or in this case, shove him through a circular saw.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 11:56pm
It's gotta suck to be a box if you think climbing the frozen food isle is like çlimbing an artic mountain! Pathetic!
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Somebody needs to fill him with kitty litter and put him in a room full of cats.  He can imagine wearing a French Foreign Legion uniform and pretend he's in a desert, if that helps him cope with what's about to happen...  Shocked
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:23pm
It's airing as soon as I type it. Fkers! I wish that box would fall off the mountain and die. 
The stupid box is way worse than Flo and I hate her too! Again, this has nothing to do with car insurance.
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"Whole Wheat Waffles"  What a douchebox!

I tried to find this a few days ago.
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What does the box have against whole wheat???

If I was gonna buy frozen waffles, that's the only kind I'd buy!!!

That box doesn't know how lucky it is!!!
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

What does the box have against whole wheat???

If I was gonna buy frozen waffles, that's the only kind I'd buy!!!

That box doesn't know how lucky it is!!!
 
He doesn't like frozen whole wheat waffles because they... uh... taste like cardboard!  Tongue
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

He doesn't like frozen whole wheat waffles because they... uh... taste like cardboard!  Tongue


I've always enjoyed them back when I used to occasionally buy frozen waffles.

Of course, if you toast anything enough then slather it with melted butter and syrup, anything can be pretty tasty.

Now I've got an urge for toaster waffles!!!
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

What does the box have against whole wheat???

If I was gonna buy frozen waffles, that's the only kind I'd buy!!!

That box doesn't know how lucky it is!!!
 
He doesn't like frozen whole wheat waffles because they... uh... taste like cardboard!  Tongue
 
Confused...you can't possibly be referring to Mrs. Cardboard's box?
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

He doesn't like frozen whole wheat waffles because they... uh... taste like cardboard!  Tongue
 
Confused...you can't possibly be referring to Mrs. Cardboard's box?
 
LOL  I don't think Mr. Box can get even his blocky head between Mrs. Cardboard's legs flaps.
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This stunk up my screen a couple of days ago..they need to feed their manatees that write this garbage some BRAIN FOOD..this box is a narcissistic whiny Dbag of the highest degree. Can Progressive not ever suck?
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Ugh, the box just won't go away!
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Originally posted by verminstew verminstew wrote:


Ugh, the box just won't go away!
Why does the hover-board not burst into flames at such an appropriate time? 
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by verminstew verminstew wrote:


Ugh, the box just won't go away!
Why does the hover-board not burst into flames at such an appropriate time? 
LOLLOL

I wish 'Mahk' could work his magic with this freaking box.  It did make me laugh.


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This is so irritating! " oh no whole wheat waffles!" Little box is anti healthy grains and annoying on top of it! Douchbox!!! That is awesome , because he IS a little douchbox. Putting down Whole wheat waffles. Maybe climb would not be so much effort for box if he ate healthier?
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Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

This is so irritating! " oh no whole wheat waffles!" Little box is anti healthy grains and annoying on top of it! Douchbox!!! That is awesome , because he IS a little douchbox. Putting down Whole wheat waffles. Maybe climb would not be so much effort for box if he ate healthier?
 
You would think Douchbox has plenty of fiber(board) in his diet.
 
And it just now occurs to me that you could beat Douchbox to a pulp, but he's already made of wood pulp so would it do any good? 
 
 
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OK the cat gives Flo too much of a pass...shes not funny, but this puss needs to up her standards..Flo and Jaime are equally as poisonous only in far more benevolent ways, well Flo that is. Jaime is the HUMAN BOX.
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I can't stop laughing (douchebox)!!!!!LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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PB and the Cologuard box should have a homer sexual affair and send their STOOL SAMPLEs in each other and hopefully their bowels will simultaneously COMBUST in 'harmony'.
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Douchebox & Flo-Bag!
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The Progressive Box should be in an Annoying Orange sketch and the Annoying Orange tells the Progressive Box "Trash Compactor"...and The Progressive Box gets destroyed in the compactor!
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