Bad Band Names (Made Up)
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Topic: Bad Band Names (Made Up)
Posted By: musicman
Subject: Bad Band Names (Made Up)
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2008 at 11:59pm
This topic had to be re-established in this new forum.
Angry? Sue? Have at it. 
Tree Root Guitar Swingers
Pizza Flipping Song Destroyers
Hoplessly Disgusted With You
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 12:29am
Okay, musicman, here goes :
The Mighty, Mighty Poop Shooters
We Might Be Trannies
Our Cat Will Kick 10 Trolls' Asses
Whoa, That Amish Is Hung!
We Are Coming To Hurt You
Throw Your Panties At The Pope
The Walrus Cannot Stab The Giraffe
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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 2:41am
The Platapuses
3 Anuses in a Cup
ACHOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Flatulance!
The Pyscho Killers
BLUE BALLZ!
Lonely and bored
Lost on the Bus
Riff Raff and Crap
5 Canniballistic spiders
CHEEZWHIZ
Black and blue
F&*^ MY GROIN!!!!!!!!!
WHACK!
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 7:00am
Whee!
Fig Newtons Taste Nasty Diggin' Fer Gold Up My Noze Giada's Big Fat Light Bulb Headed Grin Plucking Out Eyeballs Slap That Bitch Three Ways From Sunday Look! There's Nothing! I Pooped In The Potty Squeeze Them Zits Eazy For Cheezy Kill Your Mother Denture Odor Breath Coke and the Crackpipes Bono Needs To Shut The F**k Up! PedEgg Phart Phever Cockroach Goo I Hate My Job Girls Rule and Boys Drool Crackin' Knuckles What's Crack-a-lackin! Leave Britney Alone!!! Pestilence Pony Open Wide and Say Moo The James Cagney Corpse Stealers Get A Yeast Infection, Debbie! Gay Anteaters Help Me Find My Pants We Don't Know What To Call Ourselves Toilet Tussle My Baby Daddy's Better Than Yours Slutz 'n' Whorez Queef Turn That Damn Oven Off! One Too Many Hillary Clinton's Horse Laugh This Is A Stickup! Dan Rather Gives Me The Heebie-Jeebies Them Shifty Eyes Of Yours I Don't Wanna Play Anymore We Suck So You Don't Have To Spooge On Your Face Lice-A-Roni I've Got Fish In My Pockets This Band Has No Name
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Posted By: FaithSF
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 7:26am
Trashy Ash Can Three Groins in the Fountain Flaming Candles Geek of the Week Bless My Mess Face My Space Book The File Folders The Greek Geeks Bumping Uglies Horizontal Mambo Antz in the Pantz Commercial Haters Kissing My Pussycat Imploding Airbags
Ya know, either this is way too easy, or I really suck at it! But it's fun!
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 2:56pm
Pissing On The Third Rail
The Holy Crappers
Ding-y, Dong-y, Ditch-y, Dong!
Amish Who Are Not Going To The Mall
Find My Spleen
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 5:53pm
Time Drags On For The Constipated
Living Clairitin Clear
We Are Not The Band
You Suck
Pass The Budduh, Paula Deen!
Shut The Hell Up, Rachael Ray!
Get A Bra, Sandra Lee!
The Mokie-Mokie Smackdowns
The Craptastic Assholes
Punchin' Yo' Mama's Face
Pimpin' Yo' Daddy's Station Wagon
The Hairless Pubes
Cabbage-Patch Snatch Attack
Mr. Rogers Sellin' Crack In Da 'Hood
The Tubal Ligations
Da Foot
The Weezy Jeffersons
Yo, Ho!
Bake That Oppossum Pie, Old Amish Woman!
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 6:31pm
suenewtotx wrote:
Cabbage-Patch Snatch Attack
Mr. Rogers Sellin' Crack In Da 'Hood |
ROTFLMFAO!!!! I'm laughing so hard tears are forming! And I'm at work!
Here's some more...
Beef Patties Are The Shiznit! Battling The Bulge Grandpa's Lost His Shorts Muttering Obscenities Die A Horrible Death I Saw The Pope Kissing Santa Claus My Humps The Free Credit Report Assmunches Snatch The Snatch Stick It Up Your Yeah! We Just Stand Here Looking Pretty *&() - asterisk ampersand parentheses Free Urkel Heart Lung Goo That Damn Toilet Rag Elmo Dude, Where's My Talent? Cinnamon Aluminum Viva Viagra The One Note Singers We'll Never Have A Hit Record 3, 7, 2 KaBOOM! Poloponies (pronounced po-LOP-o-nies) Smoke That Bong Get It On, Bang Your Schlong No Skin Off My Teeth Makes Me No Nevermind We Forgot The Words
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 6:42pm
I love this thread! I'm sitting here, cracking up, reading all your made-up bad band names.
The Bloody Red Kotexes
She's Virginal, Not Vaginal
The Duggars Will Have 25 More Babies
George Washington And The 55,000 Lies He Told
Don't Smoke That Crack, Amish Man!
Scrotal Disaster In Progress
Farting On The Dumb
Martha Washington, That Ho!
2 + 2 Does Not Equal The Sum Of Nothing Positive
Angry Esophagus
Lint Pickers And The sh*t Kickers
Whoa, Grampa -- Pull Up 'Dem Knickers!
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Posted By: Media Blitz
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 6:58pm
If I ever go into the music industry, I am definitely using these names for at least albums. And no I'm not going to submit my own here. They'd pale in comparison.
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 6:40pm
Flinging Stale Hashbrowns At The Pope
Go, Amish Man -- Fetch Me Some Scrapple!
Pissing On The Third Rail
The Labial Dignitaries
Pus-Bucket Greed Fest
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!
Land Ho -- It's A Ho!
Buying Kitty Litter, Not Clitty Litter
We Will Be Fat Next Year
Eating Ear Wax In Public And Other Socially Unacceptable Behaviors
Found Nothing
The What?
You
The Hey! There
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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 7:10pm
This is right up my alley - let me give it a whirl:
Fleas Nesting in my Nose Hair
Crisco Grease Rules
Smoke the Guldens Mustard High
Liposuction Ate My Crotch
Ass Vomit, Part Deaux
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 10:54pm
       You guys are cracking me up! This is too much fun!
Biting Other People's Nails Why Oh Why Oh Why We Are, Are We? Ashy Elbows & Knees Migraines Really Really Hurt Hosing Down The Monkey Trapped! In A Hornet's Nest Whee Kan'tt Spel Gud Francisco Franco Is STILL Dead For A Good Time, Call... The sh*thouse Wall Canker and the Sores Pussy and the Dicks All Floured Up If You Can't Hear Us, Well Good For You Sniffing Nasty Ass Gas Uh...Um...Er... Shuck The Corn and Slap My Mama Your Breath Stinks Not These Guys Again! Boll Weevil Stew Free Roadkill For All I Wish I Were Your Tampon HAWWWK Spit-TOOEY Ew, Gross Pedo and the Files We Only Know One Song The Rolling Turtle Beatkees Dude! Bro! Dude! Bro! Zzzzzzzzzzz! (pronounced as a long snore) The Worst Band Ever We'll Only Be Remembered In History For Having The Longest, Nonsensical Name That You Can Ever Imagine A Band To Have Stargazing In My Bathtub I Don't Give A Rat's Ass Damn We're Hot! We Muffins Tranny Fever
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Posted By: Wild Starchild
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 11:52pm
sh*t or Get off the Pot
Pee Wee Herman Is Sitting In Front Of Me
Pinocchio Lies To Get Chicks
Standing On the Toilet by High On Pot
Ice Cold Party Weiners
Ice Cold Silly Peckers
Robert Downey Jr.'s band WHITESNIFF
Da Kidz uv Bill Clinton
Chicken Juice
Hillary and the Pecker Checkers
Wherez Bill Now??
f**kin Big Bird
What if Superman Was A Pornstar
Snorting Coca-Cola
Peeing Blood
Licking Lemons
Farting Pugs
Hamsters on Heroin
Loving Lorraina
Whackin Weiners
Silly Gay Syphilis (Billy Ray Cyrus) LOL
Butt Pirates
Black Eyed Penises
Cracked-Out Mommies
Deadbeat Daddies
Overzealous Zit Bashers
Cumtwats
Splitting Sphincters
Zorro's Oreos
My Pet Pig Makes Good Bacon
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 12:39am
Scooby-Doo And The Mystery Poo
Elvis Uranus And The Funk-Tastic Fish-A-Ma-Jigs
Deciphering One's Anus
Nasal Deception
Finding 25 Slutty Chicks Under Church Pews
Spermicidal Maniacs
Give 'Em The Clap!
The Advair Inhalers
Go Buy A Condom, Amish Man
Farting For A Penny
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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 1:32am
Lyricists Nightmare
We Hate Curtains
Bribing the Toll Booth Man
The Evil Donuts
Black Eyed Potatoes
Cats on Hot Tin Rooves
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 3:50pm
This is tons of fun & quite therapuetic! 
Camel Toes And Other Fashion Don'ts
My Fist In Your Face
Sticking Our Toes In 55 Electrical Outlets
Finding Al Pacino
Jared, That Saggy Sack Of Flesh
Forgetting To Choke The Chicken
Beat That Rug, Amish Woman! Beat That Rug
Ass Manglers And The Tit Squeezers
Geezers And Sneezers
Pissing Off The Pope
Go Raise That Barn, Amish Men
Da sh*t
Joe Pesci's Missing Left Nut
Getting The Measels For Free
'Sup
Scrimmaging With Midgets
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The Happy Periods
Playing Gnip-Gnop With Our 30 Testicles
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Posted By: Adreme
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:17pm
Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:32pm
The Amish Britches
The Poli Dents
10,000 Homicidal Maniacs
The Swingy Gonads
Poisoned By A Garden Gnome
Pissing Without A Valid Reason
Tripping On Grass
Tricycle, Not Trisexual
The Fat Elvis Tribute Band
Watchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
Up Yours
The Anita Bryant Connection
Amish Men Can't Jump
Corn For The Dumb
The Magic Mammaries
Douchebag Bowl-A-Thon
The Mormon Sex Scandal Tribute Band
Chunky Phlegms
Toenail Clippings And Anal Drippings
Fear Of Pilgrims
The Time-Of-The Months
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Posted By: NiteRaidah
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:44pm
As I recall, this more or less was the topic from hell....
Let's keep it that way, ladies & gents.
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 11:38pm
Sue, you must have something against the Amish. LOL!
The Rick James Slappers I Could Use Some Chili Hot Dogs Shut The F**k Up and Run! Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gim-MAY! You Suck Monkey Ass I Wish I Had A Beer Lather Rinse Repeat As Needed I Pick Hair Off My Face Sock Puppets! The Turkey In A Sandbox The Weevilbolls I Can't See My Ass Coming To Work Today Milk Of Magnesia Ex-Laxing The Night Away The Totally Offensive Stereotypes Suge Knight Is A Punk! (trust me; this guy will kill you if you look at him funny. A band with this name won't survive through their first song) Goodnight Sleep Tight We're All A Bunch Of Assholes Eating Cheese While Bathing Farting Between Subway Cars
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 1:24am
Moochamoocha wrote:
Sue, you must have something against the Amish. LOL! |
You know, Mooch, the reason I throw in Amish-themed made-up bad band names is because rock bands are so un-Amish. 
In keeping with the spirit of things:
Shucking Corn With The Amish
Peeing With Two Fingers Up One's Ass
Twisted Holy Sister
25 Goombas
Bratz With Gnatz
Finding Hell In My Left Ear
Obdula Oblongata
Cock Certain
Whisker-Biscuit Brush-A-Thon
Shrinkin' Da 'Nads
The Hey! Hey! Heys!
Vulva Olé!
Dead Ciccadas
Playing Tag On The West Side Highway
Gloves For The Fingerless
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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 9:23pm
Booger Art
The Bloody Stools
3 Legged Tables
Yellow Bucked Teeth
Sand In My Bathing Suit
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 9:56pm
Partying Like The Amish
Having Paul Anka's Baby
Crotch Phobic
Frogs With No Frogs
Look At My What?
Poultry Farmers' Gang Bang-A-Thon
Where In The World Are Those Things That Are Those Things That ... ?
Digging In The Dirt For Diseases
Picking No Noses
The Ass-Candy No-No's
Tony Orlando And The Dawn Of The Dead
Shania And The Mark Twains
The Shameful Pubes
Tampon Strings And Other Things
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 3:39am
Don't Piss Off That Amish Man
Flipping Off The Judge
Spare A Square
Potato! Potato!
Truckas Without Muthas
We Might Be Black 'Cause We Don't Know If We're White
The Dangling Participles
Feelin' Nipply
We Might Be Dead Right Now
The Tomato Pasties
Unka-Dunka And The Chunka-Lunkas
The Backside Boys
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Posted By: Wild Starchild
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 8:26am
Underwear Dumplings
Crotch Bunnies
Butt Canyon Raiders
Raiders of the Lost Fart
Young Sluts on the Corner
Old Sluts in the Crackhouse
Phucked On Cronic
One Finger Guitarist
Wee Kant Play
Like We Just Got Our Guitars and sh*t Three Days Ago And Got A Record Deal Today
ELMO Takes It In His Fuzzy Red Ass
Teacher Hot For Me
New Clits On the Cocks
The Beastiality Boys
Bin Laden Sucks Pig Dicks
Sodumb Saddam
One Bullet for Paris (Hilton)
Britney's Snatch is Bald
Young Girls Are Tighter by the Pedophiles
Locker Room Perfume
Old Car Smell
Dead Dog Pizza
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 1:58pm
Fearing All Things Amish
Buck Nekkid Cherry
The Spotted Dick Tribute Band
Sylvester And The Stallones
Oily Bo-Hunks And Greasy Sluts
BoinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Losing One's Cherry On I-80
Don't Know
Road-Kill Stomp-A-Thon
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 4:48pm
?UNCONTROLLABLE ENURESIS ERROR IN 40959
READY.
 Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before! Suitcase Perspiration Being Sceptical about Sceptics Species 5618 Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toliet Muscle!!! N0rm41 H!ghL0w Paree, the City of Dark I'd Like to Buy a Consonant Please! Disorder in the Court! Gas Oven Defecation The Monkey Starship Fund The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind Opening the Bicycle Window The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet Luminous Spandex Pants { from a Raven song} Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate This Creature has an Exoskeleton The Rent is  Through April Blasting a Dookey for Science { "dookey" is a slang term for urine or pee} STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator! Invisible Guillotine The Paper Swords Cut Off my Armpiece One Must Live Wild Combine Odours for So Many Years Now Two is Reduced to One When Your Clock is Up Leper Christ Embouchure of the Cistern { "embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} He's a Dillweed! It's the End of the World as We Know It! Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug Squeaky Creatures { living sanitary napkins?} with Wings Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn Boiling a Pot of Ketchup A Toliet Roll in Liquid Neon I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Dyeing Fraaglz { note sp.} Electronic Skunk Cookie I See the IC Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern Eat Spatula and Die!!! Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!!So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It When Worlds Collide Going Past the Gates of Grethor Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties Digi Modify!!!You Bent my Spatula That's Totally Unfair! NINEHOURRRRRRS!!! Phear the Krabby Patty! ?ILLEGAL DEFECATION ERROR IN 53248
READY.
Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine Strawberry Lumps
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 5:10pm
Buying Corn From The Amish And Sticking It In Your Butt Crack
Piss Away, Li'l Piss Ant!
Ass Jiggler's Day Off
Cow Tipping For Manure
Jingle, Jangle, I Smell A Dingleberry
Sniffing Our Armpits For No Reason At All
Been To Hell In A Handbasket
The Lowly Spleens
Soup For The Lame
The Greedy Asses
Rise And Shine Your Own Pecker
Filling The Douchebag
Making Pizza With One's Feet
We Are Scum
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Posted By: kat
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 6:28pm
We Suck
Asian Ass Porn
Crab Apples
Ruh-Roh!
The Sexually Frustrated Disgruntled Elderly Groundskeepers
Stick Me In Your Ear
We Love George Bush
Canadian Bacon
Hey Hey We're The Honkys!
The Popcorn Kernel That Gets Stuck To Your Uvula
w**kers
Old Dirty Gym Socks
We Sound Just Like Chris Daughtry
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 9:46pm
Wife-Swapping With The Amish
Praying To Be Pissed On
Don't Look At Us
Penis Of Doom
Baking 10-Dozen Cakes For The Lord
Don't Grope My Crotch
Narutards And The Sass-Gays
That Pudding Tastes Like Ass
We're Not Your Mentors
Doing Something Perverse With Pocky
Did That Penis Spit?
Serial Killers And Other Charming Folks
Enzyte Bob's Bogus Erection
Justin And His Timbercrotch
Dead People Tell Lies
The Stringless Tampons
Don't Go To The Bathroom Unless You Have A Good Reason
Missing Testicles And Other Mysteries Of The Universe
That Groundhog Phil Is A Blatant Liar
Bad Pee
Crackers For The Titless
Little Debbie's Hair-Pie Snack Attack
The Lost Gonads
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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 9:51pm
A Plethora of Pomagranites
East Coast Pacific
Pear E. Mason
What's Music Got To Do With It?
No Shelf Life
Worse for the Wah Ear
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 12:34pm
The Perspiration Jump My Lil' Enemabag Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional } Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!! Stomping on Dirty Douchebags They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 3:19pm
That Toliet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Son of a Diddly!!! Ehhh Doodlebugs!!! Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool! The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation To Err is Human; To Really Phuck Up Requires a Computer The Power's Out so the Shiitbowl Won't Flush?!? Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free? Spiriva is Deadly Shiit!!! Taking a Bath...of Evil Alaskan Bull Worm Bottom Line Leave Me the Phuck Alone! Gimme All Your H8ing!!! Well, La De Phucking Da! Max & Ruby Phuck Like Rabbits? This is Not a Test of the EBS Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower Are You Ready Baby F4gs? You Blasted Barnaclehead!!! Hurthouse-442 The Robot has been Neutralised Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators
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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 4:38pm
the sh*t spittoons
moldy ol' Bologna band
how turds taste
hang it out, shake it all about
baste with boogers for added salt
the flannel weenie warmers [from their album, the blue balls of winter]
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 5:55pm
Crazy Nekkid Amish Men Running Amok
Don't Let That Baby Spit
Ripped Nylons And Other Fashion Don'ts
Please Poke My Eye Out
Fourth Ear Deaf
We Said Multiplication, Not Defecation
The Crusty Panty Crotches
Extra-Bright And Multi-Purposeful
They Eat Snot
Diapers That Leak
We Suck Alphabetically
We're Life Threatening!
Dionne Warwick Is Really Ugly
26 Toes Too Many
Our Blondes Are Dumber Than Your Blondes
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 4:27am
Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Reclamation of Broken Toliets Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons Give Me those Soil Reclamators! Charlie Wilson's Peace
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 8:18pm
Amish Folks Making Merry Mischief
Giant Cockroaches Up The Whazoo
My Son's Fourth-Grade Teacher Is A Bitch! (this is true! )
We Want Those Onions Between Our Toes
Stop Shouting, Billy Mays!
Keven Trudeau Sucks His 25th Nipple
My Mother Wasn't Choosy 'Cause She Didn't Choose Jiff
The Road-Kill Thrill-Kill Cult
Jared, The Band
The Menstrual Tribute Band, Featuring Kotex
Key Your Own Damn Car
Fish Do Not Swim In My Uterus
Killing The Dead
The Jolly Spermicides
We Want Ass
You Are Not It
Does Your Breath Smell Like Dick?
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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 8:31pm
Mad-About-Ad Fakers
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2008 at 1:14am
That Amish Can't Fry His Own Frigging Fish
Pigs Don't Pork
Going To The Cornfield For Fear Of Lepers
Parachutes Suck
Fear Of Leprechauns
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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2008 at 2:06am
Dandruff and Ped-egg flakes
Smelly pit roll on boys
fishy smellin' kitty farts
scum sucking bottom dwellers
flying fecal matter
the diarriah poop cork bloat band
when men love sheep
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2008 at 3:39am
Is a Nub like a Crapweasel?
 Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star   Pee You What's that Horrible Smell?!?  Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toliet Pipes Rhymes with "Mould Mereal"
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2008 at 3:11pm
Till The Soil, Amish Woman! Till The Soil
Pimples For The Meek
The Testicle Awareness Syndrome
Getting Stoned For Nothing
Check Out Our Douchebags
Simply Scrotalicious!
The Pee-Hole Ass Whackers
Leprechauns Spitting On Old People's Cuticles
Farting Because The Pope Said
55 Ways To Really Suck
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2008 at 9:43pm
Don't Let That Amish Shoe That Horse
He's That Coach
We Said Peanuts, Not Penis
Envious Of All Things Up Your Ass
Suck That Twig!
Pigs Can't Spit
Your Legal Right To An Enema
They Piss In Buckets, I Tell You
If 67 Is The Number Of Times We Told You To Add This, Then What's The Square Root Of 5,319?
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 25 Apr 2008 at 7:41pm
That Amish Man Is Asleep
The Wussie Dribbles
Kick That Cabbage
Hey! You
We Fart With Our Eyes Closed
You'll Break That
The Barking Labias
Horrible People Making Soup
Twisted Nipple
Medicated On Unfriendly Terms
Menopause, The Band
Cuticles Suck
Coming To Terms With One's Rectal Disorder
The Viral Instigators
Crotch!
His Saggy Scrotum, Her Hanging Labia
Yabba-Dabba You Suck
Sassy Spittle
Stricknine Fun Fest
Puking For Laughs
The Vas Defrens
Dead Ciccadas
Don't Tell Anyone We're On Stage
Gay For A Day
Where Is Larry King's Neck?
Whatcha Got?
No Soup For You
You Are A Giraffe
Ass Jigglers' School For Beginners
Bela Lugosi Will Find His Way Home
Whoring For A New Nation
The Pope Does Not Lie
Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chick-A-Chick-A-Cha!
County To 9,153,457,101,009 Sucks!
Eskimo Madness!
Gotta Find Pudding
Elmer Fudd Does Not Smoke Crack
We Choke Our Own Chickens
Bunions For A Dime
We Said Fatality, Not Fecality
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2008 at 4:15am
Dry Cleaning our Uvulas Rhymes with "Mould Mereal" Uranium Micturition Disinfecting our Eyeballs Molten Pistachio Ice Cream We Aren't Greenhorns
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 28 Apr 2008 at 4:20am
What's Wrong with my Poo? Shame On You!!!
Pray...For...Hell... Assume the Fecal Position What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional} Yes, we have no cow piss {milk} Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 4:19am
The Stinking Gun Autourination Financial
 T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!!  { sp. intentional} { sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle} Cockroach Resort Suite Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit Assume the Pole Position™ The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm My Poo is Deformed!!! What's Wrong with my Peanut?!? The Surfactant is Flat! That Beer is a Liar Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses! Give that Amish a Douche Squeaky Porch Clocks Perhaps the Code is Incorrect
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 3:21pm
Bake That Cake, Amish Woman!
Spacklin' Da Baby
Chalupas For The Buttocks
The Urinary Migranes
The Douchebag Wannabes
Shhhhhhhhh ... Armpit Hair!
Sandra Lee, Put Down That Drink!
Spackle, Spackle, SPACKLE!
Chicken Blisters And Lots Of Junkies
We Live In A Nutshell
Same Old Garbage
You Can't Suck As Much As We Do
Baking Cakes With Dandruff Flakes
Ear Wax Is Tasty
The Camphor Pheniques
Milky Mollusk
Cherry Poppers And The Toilet Stoppers
The Molten Lavas
Find Your Own Nipple
Your Feet Are Useless
Vaginal Intolerance
Nipplectomy For A Penny
Ugly People Live In Our Sinuses
Whoa Grampa! Pull Up Them Knickers
Grandma's Depends Are Stinky
The Dead Gotta f**k
Herpes Complex
Seasonal Slut
Feelin' Pimply
153 Varieties Of Mustard In The Fridge
Uncle Joe's Whisker-Biscuit Showdown
Triathalons For The Limbless
Fried Some Eggs But They Tasted Like Ass
Meal Worms And Other Tasty Snacks
Scratch Our Pubes
Jinkies!
Found The Reason That You Suck
Pause That Dumpling
Stalked By Baby Fish Heads
Urinal Dilemna
Chip-Chop Us Some Ham
Junk In Da Trunk
Make Those People Be Nice
Donating Used Douchebags To The Needy
The Barnyard Orgy Dork Band
Found A Pimple
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 5:15pm
The Dysfunctional Amish
Labia Mennorah!
Angry At That Guy's Penis
Illegitimate Acts Of Fecal Confusion
Sprout Some Boobies, Rachael Ray!
Telling Time And Knowing Nothing
The Monthly Testicles
We Said Enigmatic, Not Enematic
Fry Your Own Goat, Paula Deen!
Proud Of Peat Moss
Get A Life, Barney Fife!
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 10:31pm
   STOP! I can't take it!
Wedgie Pullers It's Crotchtastic! Expired Soda Spit In Your Coffee Poke A Hole Whack! A Mole! Kitty Litter Surprise Earwax Sensation The Stuff That Gets Stuck In Your Teeth While Eating Popcorn* Yo Momma Obama Osama's A Llama Don't Make Me Hurt You! Speak Flemish Or Die* Underwear Skidmarx Nan Bob Otto Bob Nan Eye Crispies I Spit On Your Grave Pull My Finger Factor This! Pulling Teeth On A Sunday Afternoon Noze Bleedin' I Just LOVE Mah Buttah! Ass & The Holes* American Idol Rejects Rejex Cost $1.99* Biting Other People's Fingernails* My Ass Hurts* When Everyone Sings Underwater Crabs Kill I Hate You
* denotes the names I used in the last post on the old forum
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 3:35am
Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
Oooo, Certified Honeybuns!
Pasghetti & Meattesticles { sp. intentional} Horse Pig { mounted police officer}  I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Dave 
Electronic Booger Detector Shaving with Rusty Gillettes I'm Not your Superhero! We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional} You Insult Our Ways! Easy, Stick Boy! The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter
Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie His TC is Too Low
 Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party 
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 8:50pm
The Amish Whoopie-Pie Project
Skunk'd
Stop Chewing Those Oats!
Kleptomaniacs And Other Socially Acceptable Types
The Dead Hangnails
Penis Piss-Off Session
The Dilapidated Vulvas
Parade Of Idiots
We Don't Like That Guy's Dog
The Bitty-Titty Band
Tired
Driving With Both Eyes Shut
Taunting Our Cell Phone
Furnace Frenzy
George Washington Doesn't Want To Be Dead
Approximately 224 Shopping Days Left 'Til Christmas
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 9:12pm
This will never end!
Booger Boogie Suicide Monkeys On Claritin I Eat Graham Crackers* We're On Crack, Ain't That Whack? Unshrubbery Digger and the Dermaphrodites* Fonnis (this is what my sister and I called the result of Jell-o and ice cream melted together ) The Whiny Crybabies Serious Intestinal Damage The Shiitheads (pronounced Shi-TEEDS) Bread Thread Dread Drop Your Pants and Sing The Noodle Incident* Are You My Wet Nurse? Breast Milk Ingredients One-A-Day Go Away Krusty Toenailz We Vomit After Every Set Old Craggly Hippies Bloody Mess Left On The Toilet Are We There Yet? Closed For Roach Spraying Thursdays Mean Meat! Rat Infestation Whipped Creem Slidings (intentionally spelled that way) Ashy Elbows & Knees We Only Know One Song* Excuse Me, Are You Going To Finish That? Toidy Toid & Toid Armpit Sniffin' My Nose Is All Stopped Up Toilet Paper Hanging Off Your Ass I Wish You Would Drop Dead Horseflies and Apple Pie Stale Beer D'ohing In The Wind No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem Naked Butts Abound! My Mother Told Me To Pick This One Dumpster Diving Stomach Rumblings Mean Something Rice Krispies Are The Devil's Cornflakes Jizz Drippings I Thought I Told You To Leave Me Alone Subpoenaing Rick Schroder For No Real Reason Those Damn Spring Awakening People Won't Stop Calling! Gay Babies Alligator Stew Oh Crap!
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 2:39pm
Moochamoocha wrote:
This will never end!
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And hopefully it never will, Mooch! 
Milk That Cow, Amish Farmer! Milk That Cow
Corn Dogs For The Needy
Lumpy Sex Monkey
We Feel Vaginal
Oh, That Guy!
We Bite
Assaulted By Dixie Cups
Drinking Pepsi From Our Sisters' Bra Cups
Pot Roast Mania!
Forgetting Where We Live
Answerer Off
Tom And Jerry Are Not Gay
We Do Not Protect Dry, Chapped Lips
Mosquito Sex
FAQs For The Limp
That Cialis Man
Chewing Our Forearm Hair 'Cause We Feel Like It
What If?
Don't Question It
The Post-Fungal Pituitary Syndrome Tribute Band
Smashing 800-Dozen TV Sets On I-80 For Lack Of Nothing Else Better To Do
Sledgehammers And Pizza To Go!
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 3:48pm
On with the show!
Get A Yeast Infection, Debbie! Open Wide and Say... Flubbidee Dubbidee Bobblehead Mania! Poppin' Them Zits Mirror Image Of My Tongue Toothbrushed Neurosis Mitosis Halitosis I'm Only Going To Say This Once Burning Vaginal Itch My Balls Are On Fire! I Want To Go Home Mucous Or Phlegm 1-800-Get A Life Muppet Turds That Sticky Stuff Post-Its Are Scary Monkeys Are Always Funny Alfred E. Neuman Is My Sex Slave I Was A Teenage Wombat Get Up and Leave Die Die Die Already! What Did We Just Sing? Brothers, Sisters, Cousins and Doug Fingernails Get Dirty Something Weird Came Out Of My Butt! Floaty Toasties Bound & Gagged On A Piece Of Toast Oprah's Big Fat Head The End Is Nearer Than You Think You'll Be Glad When We Stop Singing Refill The Ice Tray Or I'll Slap You Silly The Male's Here Nobody Can Pronounce Our Lead Singer's Name Krrygg Gkkk Gkkk (pronounced kuh-RIG gik gik) Shemale Detail You Make Me Sick! Shower Grout My Cat Drinks From The Toilet All The Clever Names Were Already Taken The Funny Named Group No Name For Fame Disco's Dead and We Killed It This Ain't Over Yet
...and it really isn't! 
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 4:28pm
Making Apple Butter With The Amish
Missing Tire Fire Frenzy
Uvula Of Mishap
Mysteries Of Spit
You've Got Two Stinky Ears
Kats Kan Kount
Hang Up That Phone, Priscilla!
That Whore Is No Good
We Will Get Sick In Three Weeks From St. Swithen's Day
35 Pizzas Taste As Bad As One
Dancing With Porno Stars
Mr. Rogers' Snot
Brown-Paper Lunch Bags And Other Neat Things To Puke In
Inviting Lice To Your Sister's Next Tea Party
Origins Of Moldy Shower Tiles
Eating Pizza With One's Scrotum
Got Rot
Whoring For Raisinets
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 4:54pm
Sue, you rule this thread! Your bad band names are imaginative and too freakin' hilarious!      
If I get fired from my job for laughing too much, it'll be worth it.
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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 5:38pm
The Rogaine Hippy Band
Born to be Mild
The Turkey Tantrums
Peace Soup
Woodstock 09
Aunt Cookie
Pacemakers and Microwaves
Elephants H8 Us
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 7:01pm
Moochamoocha wrote:
Sue, you rule this thread! Your bad band names are imaginative and too freakin' hilarious!      
If I get fired from my job for laughing too much, it'll be worth it.
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Thanks, Mooch! But try not to laugh too hard -- I wouldn't want to hear that you lost your job. 
I think your bad band names are just as hilarious and imaginative; I crack up every time I read them. This has got to be the most fun thread here (or probably anywhere else) -- where else can you just go crazy with random thoughts. 
Okay, more bad band names:
Shake A Leg, Amish Barn Raiser!
Random Thoughts Can Kill
No More Pudding For Da Baby
Smoking 99 Joints 'Cause It's Bitchin'
Pip-Pip Doodly-Doo
Marshmallows Are Not Allowed
Painting Crown Moulding On A Sunny Texas Afternoon (this is really what I just finished doing! )
Christmas Does Not Come Only Once A Year
Enema Magnet
Evil People Cannot Eat Cake
Penny Douche
Bodacious Ta-Ta's
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 8:54pm
Those Amish Can Sure Drive A Mean Buggy
Hooray For Crown Moulding!
Don't Look
Spitting Out Our Toenails On Wet Paper Towels
Porno For The Pope!
Can Of Smegma
Contact My Udder
Hoofin' It!
The Greedy Lentils
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 9:15pm
Salty Pit Drippings Make Yourself Invisible Hard Stool? Try Docusate! Cigerette Lighter Chopper Battery Poop Capacitance Destructor Spring is a Rusty Time! Bloody Ashole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL
Stepping in Bug Doody Leif Ericcson Day IJLSA { International Justice League of Super Acquaintences}
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 10:30pm
Hangin' Out With 35¼ Drunken Amish Quilt Makers
Triple-Decker Pecker Trekkers
Seize The Corn
Pimples On Ice
Stock-Market 2-For-1 Sale
Enablers And Generators
Can Cabbage Kill?
GOSSIP (or Getting Only Spicy Stories Is Paramount)
Labia Of Girth
King Kong Got No Dong
Intimidated By Hamster Dung
Toenail Hangover
Accosted By The Dead
Nervous Breakdown A-Okay
Gobbler Gill
Pork Shopsh An' Appleshaush
Habitual Lying Only Permitted In The Pope's Presence
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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:24pm
cock-a-doodle-doo and the all pecker band
the wild splenectomy boys
bare finger dog doo scoop
fluttering buttcheek oompa band
cow pie frisbees
tender sputem sample band
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:42am
Amish Women Do Not Wear Depends
Vegan Wench
Tickle That Pope!
Fishing For Sand
Whoa! Nellie
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Posted By: Spicy_Meatball
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 2:36am
Dumpster Juice
Black Tampon
Suspicious Blister
Hard Hell Yeah
The Dixie Sh*ts
Cuppa Vomit
Hopeless Election
Sauerkraut Socks
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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 2:41am
corny turd and the kernels
the all baptist bacon boy botulism band
fooba wooba diddly doo dumplings
lactating turtles
the itchy crotch cornflakes of doom
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 10:41am
Braise That Beef, Amish Woman! Braise That Beef
Mary Poppins Will Not Feed Your Lizard
Suicidal Chicken's Flea-Market Surprise
You Are Not Sexy
The Hunka-Lunka Lunkas
Fetching The Mic
Those Fish Might Be Impotent
Ass Kickers Don't Like Cotton Candy
Giving The Pope $10 For Every Hail Mary He Recites
Wannabe?
Soiled Knickers
Can You Smell The Sex?
Gummy Tampons And Other Candy-Shop Treats
Recycling Condoms For Environmentally Conscious Playuhs
Snowmen Without Frosty Weiners
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:26pm
Since this was lost during this BBS's "switcheroo" a few weeks back, here it is again:
http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/bandnam3.htm - suenewtotx's Bad Band Names web page (3,543 bad band names as of 05-02-08) http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/bandname.htm - My own Bad Band Names web page (4,843 bad band names as of 05-02-08)
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 6:50pm
Thanks, Angry -- you're great!
Just a few more:
Cow Tipping With The Amish
Get The Pope His Own Toothbrush!
Crab Lice For The Holy
Found A Disease
Psoriasis Gone Amiss
Hedge Slut
Sensational Nipple!
That Snake Will Hiss
Cranial Discharge
Disenchanted With Lepers
Menopause For All Ages
Whoa! Nellie
Your Life Is Not A Fact
Giddy Up!
The Heinz Ketchup Tribute Band
No Rinsing Necessary
Pandemonium! Lives In My Ass
Taunting Bears And Other Not-So Sensible Things To Do While Camping
Go To The Gas Pump, L'il Bow-Wow!
Is That Lady In The Mood?
They Will Be Horny Two Hours Before Thanksgiving Eve
Assaulted By A Grit
HmmmmmmmmmmPHFFF!
Llamas Will Rise
That Squirrel Is My Sex Slave
Jeffery Dahmer And The Closet Cannibals
Grunge Tampon
Stick-O'-Butter
Sprinting For Santa
Recycling Tampons For Environmentally Conscious Chicks
This Means YOU!
We Have Many Heads
Cats That Need Tummy Tucks
Shun The Non-Believer
Tic-Tac Toe, We Blow
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ... No Pumpkins
510,969,101,763¼ Is Not It
No sh*t
We Are Fickle, Not Fecal
Butt Decals And Tittie Tatoos
Dying Is Not An Option
Placenta Showdown
Cheese For A Peek!
Popular Mechanics, The Band
Where Are Grandma's Dentures!
Menagerie Of Mayonnaise
No Harsh Fumes
Squeezy Turds And Greasy Curds
Plethora Of Nipples
Nipplemania! The Band
Fathom Your Own Spasm
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 9:43pm
A Plethora Of Angry Amish Teens
Farting In The Rumpus Room At Half-Past 3
Rumored To Be A Nosehair
Got Pulled Over
The Pope Is A She
Terrorized By Microscopic Scrubbing Bubbles
Algae For Brains
Hannah Montana Is Not From Montana Nor Is She Joe Montana's Daughter
Gigantic Terrible Gonad
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:39pm
   STOP!!! This is too much!
Pimplez 'n' Pubik Hairz Dudes A Plenty White Out Blackout Dick Lupin & His Band of Douchebags Ass In My Cock Coated Tongue Oil Slicked Hair Diarrhea Diary Crumbs and Other Stuff Found Under The Couch Cushions If You See Me Coming, Run Like Hell Hurry & The Canes The Smegma Detective Zoo Zum Zooey Red Hot Monkey Love I've Got An Ear Infection He Who Smelt It Dealt It Purple Monkey Dishwater John Mayer's The World's Biggest Douchebag Apple Coring Till Dawn We're Boring, You Suck Don't Touch That Dial! Frosted Roadkill Warriors Shoving Ants Down Your Pants 10, 9, 8...Oh Whatever I Gotta Pee! Smiting Your Sins That Bitch Owes Me a T-shirt Zombified A Melange of Crabgrass I Burned Dinner Itchy Skin Not Caused By Eczema Will You Shut Up! Begging For Change On The Subway No No Non Nyet Never I Hate The World Flush Yourself Down The Toilet Toilet Tank Memories Stripes and Polka Dots Aren't As Bad As You Think They Are Ass Mucous We'll Try Not To Suck This Time Fall Out Used Revenge Khrushchev's Banging Shoe Blue Ball Busters Broken Hearted Oat Boaters Pick Your Teeth Paula Abdul's Starting To Make Sense To Me Shooting Up Heroin In Front Of The Cops Sooey Oink Oink My Bacon Smells Like Farts Cream Cheese Louise Going Green Is Good For The Planet, Not Your Bread We Play Songs Everybody Hates No Talent Wusses We Thrive On Reverb Rhubarb Rhododendron Band O' Dickheads Grout For Snout Drinking + Driving = Death All The Wrong Moves Running Naked Through Traffic Spoiled Milk In Your Coffee The Totally Depressing Band The...What Did We Call Ourselves? Black Lung & Amputations Lying, Drunken Bastard I Never Want To See You Again Learn To Spell, Bitches! My Ex-Boss Likes Cucumbers Up His Ass Too Much Damn Information Too Little, Too Late Justin Timberlake's A Girly Man Beating Up Fire Hydrants She's A Slut, He's An Ass Grazin Hazin Raizin Gas, Grass Or Ass - No One Rides For Free We Haunt People's Dreams Urine Test This Show Sucks! We're Good For Nothing Big Bird's Bucket Broke Falling Asleep At The Wheel BANG! You're Dead
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:08pm
It'll never end, Mooch! It'll never end.
Don't Take That Amish Fishing!
Put The Litter In The sh*tter And Go For A Run
The Pope Likes Naked People
Denstination Ventricle
20¾ Nipples For The Price Of One
Fudgie-The-Whale's Super-Delux Scrotal Hernia
We Are A Violation Of Federal Law
Decadent Mollusk
Shrimp-Posse Invasion
Wanna Be?
Nifty Nipple
Walruses Thrive On Nudity
Give That Sweater Back To Will! (based upon a true story)
Nads Of Distinction
Picking Lint From The Pope's Belly Button
Lexmark And The Z51s
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Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:47pm
Private Kerby's Dumpy Strumpets Band
Two Flavors, One Box
Beezus and Ramona: The Band
I Need a Nightlight
Um, Hello?
My Chassis Fan Isn't Fast Enough
Save Your Pity For the Weak!!
It's Not Her Mind You're Admiring
Damn, My Ear Is Clogged Again
Our Name's Lame, Foo'
Awaiting My $11,750 With Angst
Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics
Rip Our Music And Die
Digital Camera Queenz
Donuts, We're the Donuts
Smells Like Dinner
Hit in the Face With A Dodgeball
Tin Roof Foil Hat Mousepads Anonymous
Thanks, Monsters
Expert Texpert Choking Smokers
The Lasik Made It Worse
Sssssssmokin'!!!
Our Lead Singer's A Girl
Recharge Comin' Up!
A Million Pounds of Tubesteak
Flawless Victory
I Don't Know, I Can't Read the Menu
We Have Hired Songwriters Who Write Songs For Almost Every Manufactured Group On Earth (And We're Damn Proud Of It!)
. (a.k.a. Period, a.k.a. The Tiniest Band Name in the World)
The Oh-Needers
I Quit, I Quit
The Pants Kid
The Unimportant Guy Strikes Again
Too Lame For a Name
Funny Tasting Iced Tea
Sloppy Chewing
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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 6:26pm
Amish My Sister (In honor of suenewtotx)
Urine Deep Doodoo (In honor of AngryMcPisseron)
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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 6:28pm
AngryMcPisseron wrote:
Since this was lost during this BBS's "switcheroo" a few weeks back, here it is again:
http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/bandnam3.htm - suenewtotx's Bad Band Names web page (3,543 bad band names as of 05-02-08) http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eleventh/bandname.htm - My own Bad Band Names web page (4,843 bad band names as of 05-02-08)
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Amish My Sister (In honor of suenewtotx)
Urine Deep Doodoo (In honor of AngryMcPisseron)
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 11:53pm
Those are great, musicman!
That Amish Guy Won't Spit In The Bucket
Call The Police! It's That Pope
sh*tfaced Because It's Nice
We Are The Department Of Public Safety
Sausage Is Not A Lie
Patchy Pubes
Transfer My Uvula
The Pancake-Batter Splatters
We Do Not Hyphenate
Hung Lo!
Jittery And Radically Edgy Dieters (or JARED)
Martha Washington Does Not Blow
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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 12:22am
makin' corks for rectal leakage
sniff my manly stench
the pattering polygamist project
jingo and the jiggly meat band
making burgers in yer pits
will you lick it for a quarter? [from "stuff in he gutter"]
rancid butter biscuit boys
oat bran fecal splat
painting with bird turds
the itch you can't scratch
carbuncle bum lance
velvet toilet paper [from ""preseving my anus]
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 10:51am
Suckle Them Teats, L'il Amish Nursing Baby!
Git Along, L'il Dogie! Git Along
Lesbian Nipple Friskers
We Said Call FTD, Not STD
Mariah Carey's Left Nipple Is No More
Drill Bits Make Crappy Suppositories
Mysteries Of Frozen Testicles
We Are The Global Standard!
Will The Pope Drink Coffee?
Don't Eat That!
Soy-Milk Vomit Splurge
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 11:24am
?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET
READY.
 It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature Be My Musical Idiot Practise Makes Imperfect
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Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 11:27am
Music Group XP (Experience)
My Dad Is Special
I'll Bet You Five Bucks That I Get It Right
Styrio Tipi Cal Niggum Jr. and His Gang Of Rappin' Thugs
Are You Feelin' It Yet?
Chocolate Milk In the Morning
The Mandarin and Cranberry Masters
The White Russian Mafia
May Cause Cramps
She Tastes Like Strawberries
I TOLD You Not To Go There!
Knives And Stabbing Weapons
Headed For Death
Four Ugly Guys and A Beautiful Girl
Portal to the Dead Pool
The Armed and Geeky Glasses Guys
Flat Soda
Expired Milk
Rich Creamery Butter
Out of Tissues
I kinda suck at this, I guess.  Some are in-jokes and references. This is actually my second post on the subject. 
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 4:16pm
Bruce, I love your made-up bad band names! You definitely do not suck at this.
And some more:
Don't Take Those Amish Tweens To The Mall
We Sweat
Shake A Peg-Leg, Cap'n Crunch! Shake A Peg-Leg
Anal Pirates And Other Crazy Characters
The Pope Likes Naked People
Sally Field Is Too Busy To Remember To Take A Pill Every Day!
Robert Goulet Had Emerald Nuts
Don't Buy Beans For That Pilgrim
Maxi-Pads And Other Trendy Things To Decorate Your Home With
My Sink Is Stylish!
Trying To Sue George Washington
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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 5:12pm
Apricot, toe jam cracker fest
the all fat, no lean jack sprat band
washin' out the doo doo undies by hand
sratchin' private places in public
The ropey mucus jump rope rampage
the sudden laxative explosion [ from "cramping my style']
Uncle Remus and the regurgitation situation
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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 5:39pm
Big Momma wrote:
Uncle Remus and the regurgitation situation |
Tanks 'der, BM! I thought they were called...
Uncle Remus and the regurgitation simulation
(had a heck of a stage show, dontcha know!)
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Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 8:19pm
Aw, thanks, Sue! 
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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 1:23am
You gonna eat yer maggots?
the Methodist men's mincemeat mayhem band
Soggy Eddy and the love handle slap
The all excrement ex-lax league
chafing heat rash sweaty butt boys
flabby ass fried chicken bash
I wanna kiss you but yer breath smells
gimme giblet gravy on my taters mavis
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 3:57am
Drowning in the Gene Pool Weed Whack-Off Madman at the Wheel Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band
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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 5:04am
Pope Mobile Chasers
Rhyme Without Reason ( a Rap band)
Stiff Competition at the Morgue
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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 5:09am
If I'm First then U R not
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 11:26am
Give That Amish A Shovel And Tell Him To Dig Me A Ditch!
Reunion Of Once-Popular Chemical Reactions And Their Components
Pilgrims Lurk In My Brain
I Can't Tell
Cuticle Chip-Chop Fest
Festivus! For The Rest Of Us
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Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 8:12pm
Real Music Eludes Us The Haircut Project The Joy Ruck Crub CD Spinning Nation The Headless Chickens The Apples Who Fell Too Far From the Tree Eight-Track Revival Peeling Dry Skin The Bestest Detergent In the World That's What the Bumper Is For I Bet You're Sorry You Won Miss Fatlegs and Those Other Guys The Optical Mice The Hardwood Floors Pickles And Cheese Yet Another CD to Have to Stock the Shelves With Mean Ol' Toast.
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 8:20pm
The Amish Are Having A Pool Party, Oh My!
It's Raining On My Moldy Old Grandma
We Hate Onions
The Lactose Intolerants
Tell The Pope To Knock It Off
Leprechauns And Hookers Don't Mix
We Want Salty Peanuts, Not Salty Penis!
Give Me Back My Urine Sample! (based upon a true story)
Butter-Churning And Other Activities For The Lame
Maxi-Pad Meltdown
Those Stale Chips
Does The Sun Shine On Your Spleen?
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 9:27pm
   To continue!!!
Cream? Cheese? The Boys Of Bummer Flaming Queens & Bull Dykes I Have To Go To The Bathroom Once More We're Peeling Skin Flakes 'R' Us Getting Dizzy Off The Fumes Stop Calling Me Shirley! What The Hell's In This Drink? The Bologna Sammiches The Farting Teen Queen We Forgot How To Pronounce Our Name Loud Ass Birthday Balloon Dinosaur Puke Totally Random sh*t Cowpie! On The Table Will Somebody Answer The Damn Phone?! Dean Bean & The Keen Scene Hitting That Two Times Rusty Screw You! The End Of All Things Crunchy Jump That Man Too Many Gays Hanging Up The Chili Pot Dead Necrophiliacs Bad Ad Gag Bag Loose Meat In Your Stool Three Jeffs & One Goopy Smoke Comes Out Of Your Pancreas Dos Equis With Ice Cream Steaming Butt Sausages Liquid Tunnel Time To Go..To Hell! On & On & On & On & On Then Off Bruised Lips Then Sassy Hips Gum Chewers This Means War Shut The Hell Up And Gimme My Money I Told You We Suck!
...and the hits just keep on coming!
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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 10:09pm
Fried clam bellies
toenails are tasty
Ferd Farkwar and the flatulence of dawn
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 10:33pm
Sex-Rompin' And Barn-Stompin' With The Amish
Nipples On TV!
Fetch That Holy Water, Pope! Fetch That Holy Water
Placental Illusion
Cabinet Chicken
Fed Up With Lard
Jack-O'-Lanterns Breed In My Ass
Pudding Blister
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 1:05am
Button Your Frock, Scandalous Amish Woman! Button Your Frock
Don't Blame That Nipple!
We Will Crash That Prom
Opening Christmas Presents On The Fourth Of July
We Are Pomp And Circumstance, Not Pimp And Circumcision
You Will Dance 'Cause It's Not Gay
Mrs. Butterworth Is Sticky
Pasties And G-Strings For The Little Ones
I Am Pre-Owned, Not Used
We Are Famously Fresh
POPE!, The Band (or Polishing Our Pricks Everywhere)
Fine, Young Presidents Of The Venereal Disease-Of-The-Month Club
Magnificent Mongoose
Circumcised By A Lawn Mower
Skydiving With Oysters
Ledge Slut
Don't Punch That Duck!
We Are Your Fetish
That Nipple Knows
You'll Call Now!
Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut
Bananas Have A Peel
Cut That Chicken, Little Mikey! Cut That Chicken
We Ordered A Dr. Pepper, Not Dr. Pecker
Being Inbred Is Illegal In Only 2½ States
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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 3:48am
Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours 555 Days of F.L.A.R.G. Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve Go To Heli!!! Bathtub Beer Loser Boomerang Flat Bowling Pins Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing Urinous Confetti Flat Tyre Beer
Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Fa99ot! Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant
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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 8:03am
I can't stop! I can't stop!    
Vegetarian Speed Demons On Crack Loud Drunken Phone Call Chin Hair The Histamine Blockers Turn Loose, Mongoose! Die Till We Kill You Why The Amish Don't Dance Shake 'n' Bake Shooting Rubber Bands At Miguel Who The Hell Is Miguel? Claws On A Chalkboard Kung-Fu Creatures On The Rampage Two Part 13 In A Six Part Series You Can't Do That Open Leg Policy Upstairs Downstairs The Band! Chupame Mis Chi-chis (Spanish for lick my balls) The Pantywaists Not Giving A Hoot Aww Man, Do We Have To Play Here? Toilet Tankery Marshmallow Bees Have Stung Head In A Vice Grip Three Guys In A Chicken Suit Four Hour Work Day Thank Goodness For Cheese! Wally World's Cavalcade Of Crap You'll Forget Us In Two Years The James Blunts Regurgitation Proclamation Shuck The Corn And Slap My Momma Sagging Titties Featuring Breastless Wonder Do Your Balls Hang Low? Flipping Off The Popemobile Sand Crabs Up The Wazoo Huckledy Duckledy Boo Boo Boo Moove Over Butter Jewel Encrusted Fungus Weapons Of Ass Instruction Milton Berle Inspired Me To Cross Dress Dreck, Drivel & Other Crap Sensational Gestational Melted Ice Cream In Your Purse Everybody In The World Sucks! Your Co-dependent Uncle Totally Gay! The Fringe Benefits We Only Sound Good When We're High Killing Flies With Platform Shoes Lice Infestation Kill All Doormen A Priest, A Rabbi And A Buddhist Monk We're All Going To Die! Hell In A Handbasket No One Wants To Hear Us Blowing Up Parliament On April 26 2x + 3y (14x - 10y) - 17x + 36y Aspire To Geekdom Big Honking Zit We Sing In Double Entendres Satanic Verses Are Hidden In Our Songs Next Time There Won't Be A Next Time
Shall I continue?
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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 11:32am
Mooch, you go, girl! You GO! You shall definitely continue!
Don't Take That Amish Trannie To The Mall!
Does The Pope Eat At The Olive Garden?
Get A Nipple
Buying That Baby Some Beer
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Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 12:03pm
Is..Um...the Sausage Cooked Enough?
A Glass Of Chocolate Milky Way
Flurger Bing (The Burger King Tribute Project)
Fatality
You Weak Pathetic Fool
Hello, We're....
The United States Cavalry Rides Over The Hilltop
The Curly Shuffle
The Sharpest Knives In The Drawer
How About This Whole Conservation Situation?
I Before E Except After C (a.k.a. E Before I After C in some regions)
Nailing Your Ass To The Wall
Crumbs On My Clean Carpet
The Members Of The Polk Street Band
The April Vineyard Experience
The Earwax Tweezers
Huh? What??
The Nailcutters
The Encyclopedia Salesmen
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