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Topic: Psycho woman slurping Dannon Lite yogurt
Posted By: sandy345
Subject: Psycho woman slurping Dannon Lite yogurt
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2009 at 3:09pm
The woman pushes her shopping cart goes to the dairy case and can't wait to check out the yogurt, she picks it up and slurps it out. She and the one who saws food in half should team up.



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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2009 at 3:15pm
Haven't seen this one, but...
 
I've eaten yogurt many times.  It's not bad, but hardly warrants throes of ecstacy.
 
 


Posted By: QuestForComedy
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2009 at 6:30pm
anyone who goes to the grocers,or any place that sells food {like walmart,target,walgreens}, and has the odassity to just grab at item off the shelf and eat it needs brain surgery. If i went to wal mart, helped myself to CoCoa Puffs, then opened the fridge and opened a bottle of OJ, drank from it, put it back, They would send the men in white coats ,and I would wind up having to explain myself to Judge Judy

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2009 at 6:44pm
I don't get why people eat while shopping, anyway...even if they do end up paying for the product.  Must people be in a constant state of immediate food gratification?  Can't they wait until they're home?
 
 


Posted By: Yutolia
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2009 at 7:02pm
Dannon is completely gross anyway. There are way better yogurts out there.

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Posted By: dizzytaylor
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2009 at 8:21pm
AngryI ABSOLUTELY HAAAAAATTTTEEEEE THIS COMMERCIAL!  (Yes, I meant to use all caps.)  The people who made this commercial have no clue how irritating the sounds of slurping and eating sounds can be when amplified over a TV speaker.  (I do know that it's all engineered in a studio, so the sounds are overdone as well)

I want to punch that woman so hard her teeth would fly out.  Does it seem that I have some strong feelings about Dannon's commercial?

DANNON Lite N' Fit- pull that d@*n commercial.  I will never buy your product because of it.


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Posted By: N-Dizzle
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2009 at 9:26pm
YOUGURT!!  BLEEECCCCCCHHHHH!!!!

Yogurt: It's like Ice Cream, Only Awful. LOLLOLLOL


Posted By: Yutolia
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2009 at 10:14pm


Even with strawberries, N-Diz?LOL

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Posted By: QuestForComedy
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2009 at 11:02pm
i think they should feed inexpensive and crappy yogert to death row inmates until they die from a dannon stomache explosion.

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Posted By: dp7
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2009 at 4:14am
Originally posted by QuestForComedy QuestForComedy wrote:

anyone who goes to the grocers,or any place that sells food {like walmart,target,walgreens}, and has the odassity to just grab at item off the shelf and eat it needs brain surgery. If i went to wal mart, helped myself to CoCoa Puffs, then opened the fridge and opened a bottle of OJ, drank from it, put it back, They would send the men in white coats ,and I would wind up having to explain myself to Judge Judy


You would be surprised to find how often this happens.  While working at Target, I witnessed many snack boxes and frozen food packages (!) opened and partially-eaten (of course without the eater paying for it) and left on the shelves that you think the food department had a 'free taste samples today!' sign hanging over every aisle.  Some people, while shopping, can be complete and inconsiderate idiots, and commercials like this which perpetuate such uncouth and animal-like unbecoming behavior only makes it worse!

Oh, and don't forget about the customers who bring the partially-eaten and opened box that they found already open to you and want a discount (Shocked opened box=possibly contaminated) or complain because the employees can't magically remove such opened items the moment it hits the shelf after being opened.

And for those who do open these packages, if caught, would probably get the item they opened free or get discount coupons if they complained to store management about anything since many retail managers are spineless and cave into such requests in fear of losing a customer!

/retail rant


Posted By: JimAyzing
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2009 at 6:59am
If my sugar is running low while shopping (from not eating all day, most times cannot help that), then I will open a package of something and take a bite of something.  But I do make sure that I buy it.


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Posted By: snooze
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2009 at 7:27am
This commercial is very...um...seductive? I mean I'm just saying...hell, she's...with the whole slurping thing...CMON GDAMNIT IT CAN'T JUST BE ME! Pinch

What happened to the wholesome ways of advertising lite yogurt? Cue inspirational music.



But I'm still bringing a six pack of Dannon for all the girlies at work tomorrow, yknow, just in case it's all true. Cool


Posted By: B.the1st
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2009 at 7:38pm
Originally posted by dp7 dp7 wrote:

Originally posted by QuestForComedy QuestForComedy wrote:

anyone who goes to the grocers,or any place that sells food {like walmart,target,walgreens}, and has the odassity to just grab at item off the shelf and eat it needs brain surgery. If i went to wal mart, helped myself to CoCoa Puffs, then opened the fridge and opened a bottle of OJ, drank from it, put it back, They would send the men in white coats ,and I would wind up having to explain myself to Judge Judy


You would be surprised to find how often this happens.  While working at Target, I witnessed many snack boxes and frozen food packages (!) opened and partially-eaten (of course without the eater paying for it) and left on the shelves that you think the food department had a 'free taste samples today!' sign hanging over every aisle.  Some people, while shopping, can be complete and inconsiderate idiots, and commercials like this which perpetuate such uncouth and animal-like unbecoming behavior only makes it worse!

Oh, and don't forget about the customers who bring the partially-eaten and opened box that they found already open to you and want a discount (Shocked opened box=possibly contaminated) or complain because the employees can't magically remove such opened items the moment it hits the shelf after being opened.

And for those who do open these packages, if caught, would probably get the item they opened free or get discount coupons if they complained to store management about anything since many retail managers are spineless and cave into such requests in fear of losing a customer!

/retail rant
 
In retail terms it is called "grazing" and it a form of shoplifting if attempt to pay isn't made.  This can be a particular problem in fruit displays, for example, like someone taking a handful of grapes and continuing their "real" shopping.


Posted By: rebratka
Date Posted: 19 Feb 2009 at 5:01am
Originally posted by snooze snooze wrote:

This commercial is very...um...seductive? I mean I'm just saying...hell, she's...with the whole slurping thing...CMON GDAMNIT IT CAN'T JUST BE ME! Pinch

 Cool


You're not alone.
I noticed that too.
I didn't really think about the slurping, just the head position.


Posted By: dizzytaylor
Date Posted: 19 Feb 2009 at 7:00am
This commercial is very...um...seductive? I mean I'm just saying...hell, she's...with the whole slurping thing...CMON GDAMNIT IT CAN'T JUST BE ME! Pinch




Yeah, let's simulate fellatio while we are in the dairy aisle at the grocery store!  God, we're so cool and classy.  TMI, TMI, TMI!!!


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 19 Feb 2009 at 7:19am
Originally posted by B.the1st B.the1st wrote:

 
In retail terms it is called "grazing" and it a form of shoplifting if attempt to pay isn't made.  This can be a particular problem in fruit displays, for example, like someone taking a handful of grapes and continuing their "real" shopping.
 
A friend of mine recently told a manager at Whole Foods in SF, that some customer, who he had just seen eating a handful of grapes, was now peeling open an orange.  The guy was "removed" from the store.
 
 
 
 


Posted By: meinga
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2009 at 12:51am
I just started seeing this commercial lately.  It's gross!  Do they really think that this will persuade me to buy their product? Confused


Posted By: dizzytaylor
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2009 at 6:57am
Originally posted by meinga meinga wrote:

I just started seeing this commercial lately.  It's gross!  Do they really think that this will persuade me to buy their product? Confused


Thank you!  Nice to know that Dannon isn't getting the desired response they had hoped for.  (Clowns!!!!) Clown


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Posted By: dizzytaylor
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2009 at 7:00am
Just wanted to let the others on the forum know that I put my foot (I mean my money) where my mouth is.  I sent an email to the Dannon Corporation letting them know that I will never buy there lite n' fit yogurt, based solely on how much I dislike their commercial.  Of course, there has been no response, but so what?  It's fun to vent.Exclamation

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Posted By: Pirate Alyx
Date Posted: 27 Feb 2009 at 8:04pm
I am glad someone posted it. I would have sooner but did not know the name of the brand.  I think it's HIDEOUS and insults our intelligence.  I do see many items opened especially in the poorer neighborhoods or cheapy stores.  But the grossest I saw was recently when I did grocery shopping for my aunt and cousin who have a dog.  I went to the dog food Isle and was looking for the brand they wanted and here I am reaching for some cans and here's ....A OPENED DOG FOOD CAN WITH MOST OF IT GONE....oh gawd did someone eat it?  I was so grossed out....I had to set the can on the opposite side of the isle so I could pick out the rest of the cans I needed for my aunt.  When I got to the checkout I told them about the can and where I had set it. 

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Posted By: Yutolia
Date Posted: 27 Feb 2009 at 10:02pm
Originally posted by Pirate Alyx Pirate Alyx wrote:

I am glad someone posted it. I would have sooner but did not know the name of the brand.  I think it's HIDEOUS and insults our intelligence.  I do see many items opened especially in the poorer neighborhoods or cheapy stores.  But the grossest I saw was recently when I did grocery shopping for my aunt and cousin who have a dog.  I went to the dog food Isle and was looking for the brand they wanted and here I am reaching for some cans and here's ....A OPENED DOG FOOD CAN WITH MOST OF IT GONE....oh gawd did someone eat it?  I was so grossed out....I had to set the can on the opposite side of the isle so I could pick out the rest of the cans I needed for my aunt.  When I got to the checkout I told them about the can and where I had set it. 


Ewwww!!!!!DeadDeadDead

You can pretty much say for sure that a dog didn't get into it, so who knows what actually happened...

Kinda reminds me of Road Warrior...


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Posted By: B.the1st
Date Posted: 28 Feb 2009 at 10:21pm
Originally posted by dizzytaylor dizzytaylor wrote:

Just wanted to let the others on the forum know that I put my foot (I mean my money) where my mouth is.  I sent an email to the Dannon Corporation letting them know that I will never buy there lite n' fit yogurt, based solely on how much I dislike their commercial.  Of course, there has been no response, but so what?  It's fun to vent.Exclamation
 
Good effort, but you likely won't get very far.  I once wrote Hershey's to slam them for changing the chocolate formula in their Kissables (they went from being one of my favorite candies to one that actually turns my stomach now) and they did write me back--basically telling me to f'off. Stern%20Smile
 
There's no fighting the corporate machine!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2009 at 12:14am
Awwwwww....c'mon now!!!
Remember when they had the breast cancer lids? We had a topic about that...and yes, I DID open the lids, lick 'em, and re-seal 'em. And I *DO* understand this lady - to the point of only sucking the cup dry, but I do NOT understand her coming out of it all with a DRY, CLEAN FACE! *I* am a slob - that crap would've been ALL over MY face!
 


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Posted By: skullface2112
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2009 at 5:10am
Oh man, did they HAVE to make the slurping noise so annoying?!? I hope that bitch gets kicked out of the store and arrested.

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Posted By: FrootLoops
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2009 at 5:24am
Now with unemployment pushing ten per-cent, don't be surprised to see low lives helping themselves to lunch and dinner at your local grocer. a bite here, a nibble there, opening a one calorie DANNON container, and slurping it down in seven seconds when no one is watching. GROSS!!


Posted By: dizzytaylor
Date Posted: 09 Mar 2009 at 4:38am
I just wish I could meet the person who dreamed up this commercial and put a full container of Dannon Lite N Fit on his or her chair right before they sit down. Isn't there enough suggestive material and online porn around that we don't need to hint at it during a thirty second commercial? It is an insult to the intelligence.  The woman who made the commercial obviously chose to ignore the innuendo involved.  Sad!
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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2009 at 8:48pm
I saw this one and I didn't get the point of it. What does it make you so damn addictive? it's like a drug to you? Does it somehow taste like that gum from Willie Wonka and the Chocalate factory? does this yogurt make you go crazy? WHAT?

or is this just another lame attempt at "humor" if it is, it failed!

I also get a kick out of the small print saying you must BUY the product before you try it.

gee duh! thank you Mr. obvious!


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Posted By: Hezadancer
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2009 at 12:52am
I hate how it's becoming a trend to have single foods semi touted as a diet. Progresso is doing it with their soups "it's the chicken noodle diet...blah blah blah" and now yogurt. Yogurt flavored to be like chocolate mouse or key lime pie is not a substitute for the original. Sure yogurt is great, but I can't eat more then a cup a day really. It sure as hell isn't good enough to open up and make a disgusting ass out of myself in public over either.


Posted By: snooze
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2009 at 3:56am
Heza I just realized someting--is your avatar from FLCL?

I don't know a bunch of series but that one really floored me. The art! And the soundtrack! Wowzas. Never knows best. Unhappy




Posted By: dizzytaylor
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2009 at 4:39am
Great minds think alike!
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Posted By: Hezadancer
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2009 at 7:46am
Originally posted by snooze snooze wrote:

Heza I just realized someting--is your avatar from FLCL?

I don't know a bunch of series but that one really floored me. The art! And the soundtrack! Wowzas. Never knows best. Unhappy



Why yes Snooze it is! I love FLCL and the music of "The Pillows". Very excellent 6 episode anime.


Posted By: snooze
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2009 at 9:56am
The Pillows are something else. Wicked good music. If you like that you may like some of http://forums.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2158&PID=68215#68215 - this or http://forums.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2158&PID=68601#68601 - this or mebbe http://forums.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2158&PID=68033#68033 - this . Smile


Posted By: jayeno
Date Posted: 25 Apr 2009 at 1:20am
The chick slurping Dannon Lite n Fit yogurt disgusts me.  First, bad manners shouldn't be ok on TV; second, if there are going to show something so gross, they should at least have the remnants of the yogurt around her mouth -- isn't that the insinuation, that she slurped the yogurt?  Get the nuances correct!  And stop insulting the public.AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

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Posted By: WhiskeyMan2112
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2009 at 12:26am
Originally posted by dizzytaylor dizzytaylor wrote:

This commercial is very...um...seductive? I mean I'm just saying...hell, she's...with the whole slurping thing...CMON GDAMNIT IT CAN'T JUST BE ME! Pinch




Yeah, let's simulate fellatio while we are in the dairy aisle at the grocery store!  God, we're so cool and classy.  TMI, TMI, TMI!!!
 
I too think in ze gutter....only thing this commercial needs is that ANNOYING old redhaired woman from the  Trojan fingertip vibrator for women come stroll by and say "In my day we slurped more quietly."
 
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Posted By: barbie_girl
Date Posted: 28 Apr 2009 at 12:20pm
I hate that little side eye glance, smirky smile thing she does after the cup just falls to the floor. 


Posted By: shadow
Date Posted: 28 Apr 2009 at 1:22pm
It's like she auditioned for the wrong commercial and they just ran with it.
Perhaps she thought extenze was now in the dairy aisle??


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Posted By: jeroboam
Date Posted: 28 Apr 2009 at 7:49pm
What gets me is this whole overly "passionate women eating" in ads lately.
They portray these women as starving maniacs "THAT MUST HAVE SWEETS!" and show them indulging in spoonfuls of yogurt, tiny microwave cakes, low fat pudding.. whatever.

And they are all cross legged in their cute yoga outfits sitting on flowy white sheets or leaning back after a hard day with a spoon slowly emerging from their now satisfied mouths with eyes rolled back.. (oh and bonus points of the spoon is removed UPSIDE DOWN!) 

THey should show how women usually eat yogurt.

Balanced on a bare ankle while on a couch watching tv or reading while also texting.
(just something I have seen)


Posted By: jayeno
Date Posted: 28 Apr 2009 at 10:16pm
Angry  It makes me seriously dislike the marketing industry; I understand everyone must work, but they should clearly be unemployed, like the wall street bankers/financial industry advisors.  Women don't get passionate about lite yogurt or little 100 calorie cookie packs or other such stupidity.  SERIOUSLY.  Living in new york, I get to say that.  And to the gentleman above who thinks the ad alludes to fellatio, please get a new girlfriend, go to a lady of the evening or speak with a gay friend to figure out how long it should REALLY TAKE.........certainly not the length of time it took her to grossly slup that yogurt.  NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE.   I feel sorry for you.  REALLY.


Posted By: jeroboam
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2009 at 9:39pm
Originally posted by jayeno jayeno wrote:

Angry...... alludes to fellatio, please get a new girlfriend, go to a lady of the evening or speak with a gay friend to figure out how long it should REALLY TAKE.........certainly not the length of time it took her to grossly slup that yogurt.  NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE.   I feel sorry for you.  REALLY.



Such rage!

Ha actually it has been all but admitted by ad insiders that many ads allude to oral fixation in visuals and mimicry.  The blatant 12 minute teasing of the tip of the spoon and licking up the handle over and over only to take the whole spoon into the mouth all whilst keeping her hair back and looking up at the camera would be a bit much don't ya think?


Posted By: dizzytaylor
Date Posted: 01 May 2009 at 8:53am
"And to the gentleman above who thinks the ad alludes to fellatio, please get a new girlfriend, go to a lady of the evening or speak with a gay friend to figure out how long it should REALLY TAKE........."

Sorry that my opinion generated such a strong reaction.  While my avatar is that of a young boy, in reality, I am a mother of four.  I am somewhat educated, having both a Master's degree in secondary education and theater.  I am aware that fellatio normally takes more than fifteen seconds. Beyond that, I am assuming the others on the list don't really care to know our thoughts on fellatio. While you mentioned that you feel sorry for me, my husband doesn't, so I guess that is a good sign. You said I should speak to a gay friend about how long fellatio takes.  I have a gay nephew.  Will he suffice?

No offense taken by your remarks, or intended on my part. I don't want to flame anyone and if we can converse civilly, that would be awesome.  If this post is answered with flames, it will be not be acknowledged. 

You are entitled to your opinion about any commercial on TV.  Likewise, I am entitled to my thoughts about why I hate a certain commercial.  That's why we joined this forum. Rock on!
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Posted By: Spicy_Meatball
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2009 at 2:54am
BUMP

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Posted By: specialkt
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2009 at 3:43am
i totally got a "fellatio" vibe from this dizzy

overall this ad is weird! also do 20 calories REALLY make a difference? you can burn that walking for 5 minutes


Posted By: jayeno
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2009 at 3:49am
No, I don't really think 20 calories matters to anyone, not even crazy new yorkers.  I mean a soda has more calories.  But the yogurt company seems to think we care.  NOT.  Oh well, let them.LOL

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Posted By: jeroboam
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2009 at 5:20am
There is one where the woman is CRAWLING and clawing across her bed all cat like as if to hunt down her yogurt. It is a quick snippet of a montage of all these women succumbing to yogurt's siren song.


Posted By: jayeno
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2009 at 5:44am
Ouch  Alright, the new "Tasty" commercial from Wendys is about as irriating as you can imagine.  I don't know if it is airing in your neck of the woods yet, but it is a grab the remote and switch channels type of commercial.  Ugh yuck.  Marketers and advertisers need some serious help.  Do they believe the general public is completely ignorant?  Oh, that's right, it is.  Well, have some consideration for the rest of us which isn't.OuchOuchOuchEvil%20Smile

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Posted By: BDCwriter
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2009 at 3:27pm

Seriously, this woman could suck a golf ball through a garden hoseWink!




Posted By: jayeno
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2009 at 6:58pm
Not sure it wasn't enhanced.....no yogurt around her mouth??? how so if she just "sucked" it all down.  BS advertising taken in by gullible people.  JMO.Tongue

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Posted By: CafeBustelo
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2009 at 1:41am
Terrifying! She's like a yogurt vampire. That plus the fact that they seem to endorse shoplifting makes this a bizarre ad indeed.


Posted By: jeroboam
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2009 at 4:59am
I tended bar in the 90s and that was at the peak of the sex name drinks. What that woman in the ad is doing is basically a "Blow Job" All she needs is to be surrounded by shrieking female co workers and a young male server placing it in between his legs


Posted By: dizzytaylor
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2009 at 8:07am
Angry I can't wait until this commercial finally goes off the airwaves.  Every time I hear, "Dannon Lite N' Fit is so...."  I RUN to my remote and put it on mute.  If I can't get to the remote on time, I actually lock myself in the bathroom for about 45 seconds. 

I love my big screen TV.  Otherwise, I would have thrown a brick through the screen months ago! 




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Posted By: ToxicShock
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2009 at 9:45am
Originally posted by dizzytaylor dizzytaylor wrote:

"And to the gentleman above who thinks the ad alludes to fellatio, please get a new girlfriend, go to a lady of the evening or speak with a gay friend to figure out how long it should REALLY TAKE........."

Sorry that my opinion generated such a strong reaction.  While my avatar is that of a young boy, in reality, I am a mother of four.  I am somewhat educated, having both a Master's degree in secondary education and theater.  I am aware that fellatio normally takes more than fifteen seconds. Beyond that, I am assuming the others on the list don't really care to know our thoughts on fellatio. While you mentioned that you feel sorry for me, my husband doesn't, so I guess that is a good sign. You said I should speak to a gay friend about how long fellatio takes.  I have a gay nephew.  Will he suffice?

No offense taken by your remarks, or intended on my part. I don't want to flame anyone and if we can converse civilly, that would be awesome.  If this post is answered with flames, it will be not be acknowledged. 

You are entitled to your opinion about any commercial on TV.  Likewise, I am entitled to my thoughts about why I hate a certain commercial.  That's why we joined this forum. Rock on!
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Posted By: jayeno
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2009 at 1:09pm
Anyone up for petitioning Dannon to pull the commercial?  Just for the yuck factor?

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Posted By: BDCwriter
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2009 at 6:37pm
If anything, Dannon is running it more and more often. I keep the Today Show on in the background while I work and saw the commercial at least 3-4 times on Monday alone.
 
And if you also look at the comments posted along with the video of the commercial on Youtube, the blowjob symbolism is what people remember about the commercial rather than the product.
 
Maybe they'll follow this up with "psycho woman" slurping down a new Altoids flavor of Light & Fit, much to the delight of her boyfriend or husband... Wink
 
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Posted By: Cornholio
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2009 at 10:58pm
WOW!! Saw that one the other day.   That chick should get out of the yogurt aisle and go to the porno aisle!! ;)


Posted By: jayeno
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2009 at 5:45am
maybe we can have a follow up commercial with her in garters and a victoria secret push up bra; then dannon can be really really clear about the message or in a teddie and high heals; any other fun suggestions we could forward to the company??? or we could propose something going a little more out there like handcuffs and those things that lion tamers use?  you know what it is getting late, and i need to put my exhausted mind to sleep.  now.

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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2009 at 5:27pm
The fine print near the bottom of the screen when this douchenozzle is slurping the yogurt reads:
 
PLEASE PAY FOR ALL ITEMS
 
You may also note that when the douchehole finishes the yogurt and throws the empty cup into the aisle, there is no trace of yogurt around her mouth or on her teeth; surely that would not have been the case if there was actually yogurt or a yogurt-like substance in that cup and she slurped it all up in a short time as shown on this commercial. :-/


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Posted By: HollyRock
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2009 at 6:48pm
Language Infraction:

  • improper usage of the terms "douchehole" and "douchenozzle"


Posted By: Blankfrack
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2009 at 4:34am
MY GOD! Will someone please kill that moron! Why does there have to be disgusting mouth noises in everything?


Posted By: blackspeak
Date Posted: 03 Aug 2009 at 12:26am
This is without a doubt the most disgusting commercial on TV. I grosses me out everytime it come on. Does anyone know who to contact at Dannon so I can make my opinion about this commercial known. I wish they would stop running it. If I were a yogurt eater I would not buy Dannon just because of this disgusting commercial. It would not entice me to buy Dannon yogurt....Angry


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 03 Aug 2009 at 12:33am
Big%20smile
Originally posted by blackspeak blackspeak wrote:

This is without a doubt the most disgusting commercial on TV. I grosses me out everytime it come on. Does anyone know who to contact at Dannon so I can make my opinion about this commercial known. I wish they would stop running it. If I were a yogurt eater I would not buy Dannon just because of this disgusting commercial. It would not entice me to buy Dannon yogurt....Angry
I wouldn't begin to tell you because I *love* the commercial! I giggle every stinkin' time I see it! Do you realize I actually licked the inside of the top and put it back BEFORE she did her thing?!!! Being the nature of yogurt and its ability to 'culture'...well, I guess that makes us 'family' now, doesn't it?
Given you don't eat yogurt, I'm curious...do you use margarine, or stick butter? And what kind of milk do you drink? 'The Inquiring Mindless' NEED TO KNOW!!!


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Posted By: Synesthesia
Date Posted: 03 Aug 2009 at 2:34am
Originally posted by HollyRock HollyRock wrote:

Language Infraction:

  • improper usage of the terms "douchehole" and "douchenozzle"


Those are funny words.

Mostly I crack up over the "Please pay for more items." part on the bottom of the screen. I don't get folks who eat stuff before paying, but I've seen it working at a stupormarket back in 2003-05.
Worse is people leaving meat and ice cream on racks that don't have refrigeration. Usually I'd just taste a grape or something. I'd never just grab something and start eating it.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 03 Aug 2009 at 7:46am
I'll confess to having bought and eaten the girliest yogurt ever this week.  The brand was "Rachel's Calm" and the flavor was Plum Honey Lavender.  It was OK.  Really.
 
Now excuse me while I go finish my scrapbooking.
 


Posted By: Synesthesia
Date Posted: 04 Aug 2009 at 12:47am
*Snerk*
I just wish they had a decent cherry yogurt besides' Breyer's. They no longer have Dannan Naturals cherry yogurt which I was in love with.


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Posted By: Ryan Ferneau
Date Posted: 07 Aug 2009 at 11:33pm
Originally posted by BDCwriter BDCwriter wrote:

Seriously, this woman could suck a golf ball through a garden hoseWink!
Yeah, I think she's just showing off how hard she can suck.  Have you ever gotten a yogurt cup to crumple just by sucking on it?

Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

You may also note that when the douchehole finishes the yogurt and throws the empty cup into the aisle, there is no trace of yogurt around her mouth or on her teeth; surely that would not have been the case if there was actually yogurt or a yogurt-like substance in that cup and she slurped it all up in a short time as shown on this commercial. :-/
She licked it all up before the cup fell, because she's just that good.

Originally posted by Synesthesia Synesthesia wrote:

Mostly I crack up over the "Please pay for more items." part on the bottom of the screen.
That's actually the part that annoys me.  Stupid little disclaimers like that treat us like idiots and take the fun out of seeing people be naughty.


Posted By: thortonbigsby
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2009 at 8:31pm
the problem w/ this commercial is the girl is decidedly unattractive, any1 would watch a hot girl slurp yogurt; or, there could be a regular yogurt commercial that's not weird


Posted By: MrCleveland
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2009 at 11:15pm
I hate that one too!

She should get arrested for shoplifting...or something like that.


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Posted By: HollyRock
Date Posted: 08 Aug 2009 at 11:21pm
Shopslurping

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Posted By: dakiddo311
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2009 at 3:37am
You could not pay me to do this commercial.  I can't STAND it and for some reason, I knew there would be a forum about it.  Just had to post my "can't stand commercial".  The girl is flat out annoying and I have to mute the commercial because of that nasty slurp.  Doesn't make me want to buy yogurt anytime soon.  Dead

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Posted By: dakiddo311
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2009 at 3:40am
I totally agree. I wish I could contact Dannon too.  I'm boycotting until it's off the air. 

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Posted By: Hezadancer
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2009 at 4:27am
Uh.... Confused


Posted By: Ryan Ferneau
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2009 at 8:31am
Originally posted by thortonbigsby thortonbigsby wrote:

the problem w/ this commercial is the girl is decidedly unattractive, any1 would watch a hot girl slurp yogurt;

I think your standards may be too high.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2009 at 2:26pm
Actually, I think she's kinda cute...and the fact she can probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose just makes her even that much MORE attractive!

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Posted By: Synesthesia
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2009 at 6:02pm
I don't know... that sort of suction on that part of the anatomy would probably hurt instead of feeling good...

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Posted By: mst3k4evr
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2009 at 7:39pm
I hate that little "Oopsie" face she makes at the end of the commercial. Makes her look like she thinks that what she did was so cute.


Posted By: jayeno
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2009 at 7:53pm
Everything about her is disgusting.  Period.  Send to Dannon.Dead

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Posted By: Girlmec
Date Posted: 15 Aug 2009 at 10:15pm
She needs a man...big time!


Posted By: squirl38
Date Posted: 06 Oct 2009 at 2:51am
Right on...I HATE IT TOO...thank god I am not the only one who feels so strongly about that stupid commercial....I scramble for the remote everytime it comes on..It is sooo annoying.  I hate the sound of the slurp and the stupid look she gets on her face after she sucks it down..I also want to punch her in the face..kick her in the head and then go find the idiots at Dannon that thought that was a good Idea....I actually have emailed Dannon about it..


Posted By: WhiskeyMan2112
Date Posted: 06 Oct 2009 at 6:30am
Originally posted by Girlmec Girlmec wrote:

She needs a man...big time!
 
 
I hearby VOLUNTEER!ApproveApprove


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Posted By: RichardCranium
Date Posted: 06 Oct 2009 at 11:11am
Originally posted by squirl38 squirl38 wrote:

Right on...I HATE IT TOO...thank god I am not the only one who feels so strongly about that stupid commercial....I scramble for the remote everytime it comes on..It is sooo annoying.  I hate the sound of the slurp and the stupid look she gets on her face after she sucks it down..I also want to punch her in the face..kick her in the head and then go find the idiots at Dannon that thought that was a good Idea....I actually have emailed Dannon about it..
 
I love it when people are motivated to email a company because they hate the commercial so much. I do it all the time. The most recent was Turkey Hill, they make ice tea, milk, juices, etc. My complaint was so insignificant and it had nothing to do with their company at all. It was about a TV ad for their ice tea, and it was touting the "Made In America" stuff which is fine as an advertising point as far as I am concerned, but when the lady gets to her car it's a f*cking Nissan. So I went on a drunken rant about it, and they ended up sending me approx. twenty dollars worth of free coupons, not even BOGO, just plain "Here, we're sorry, have a gallon of _______ for free!!!"
 
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Posted By: RichardCranium
Date Posted: 06 Oct 2009 at 11:27am
Okay, I just went and emailed Dannon. Here it is:
 
"Dear Dannon Yogurt,
 
I have never been much of a yogurt eater, but I have been mesmerized by your commercials as of late. The one where the young lady is able to suck an entire container of yogurt down thrills me to no end, and I find myself rewinding my DVR over and over as I, ahem, "take care of things". When I was employed as a bouncer at Bogert's Topless Lounge here in Inkster, Michigan (of course that was before the "incident" with one of the dancers that led to my dismissal, but I digress) my main oral voyeuristic pleasure was watching the dancers when the customers would buy them Jell-O shots. but never were they as quick, or complete in their consuming as the young lady in your commercial. I MUST MEET HER!!! Can you please send me her contact information? If you are unwilling to do that, I will be forced to find her on my own, which is fine because now that I no longer have the burdon of a job I have all the time in the world. In fact, I could pack up my cargo van (1979 Dodge, with no windows), siphon some gas out of my neighbors truck and be on my way this morning. Tell her I will be the guy with the beard and thick glasses. All the better to see her with!"
 
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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Oct 2009 at 11:54am
Dunno, RC.
I'm thinkin' ya should have gone with more of a 'Silence of the Lambs', or Henry Lee Lucas-feel...something a little more...(how do I say this?)...permanent.
The results would be simply stunning:
The commercial is pulled.
The actress cuts and colors her hair, then moves to Kalamazoo (no - wait - maybe not - you'd find her), or possibly Frostbite Falls.
They'd have the feds tracking your IP address and monitoring the grocery stores in your area.
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I still kinda like her, though. Cute, with no runs, no drips, no errors - and no need for the nasty ol' 'Vampire Wipe', afterwards.Big%20smile
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: RichardCranium
Date Posted: 06 Oct 2009 at 12:36pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

They'd have the feds tracking your IP address  
 
Nope. When I do things like that where someone might not know I am joking I turn on my anonymizer. Obviously it wouldn't work on government run sites, but dannon.com seemed pretty innocuous.
 
More and more, most sites won't let you post if you are using an anonymizer, but customer service links in company websites aren't too picky.
 
Your idea sounds good, I'll use the whole "making a flesh suit" premise next time I email someone about a person in their commercial. I would close with, "Would you f*ck me? ... I'd f*ck me ... I'd f*ck me hard..."
 
Now, if I could just figure out a way to embed "Goodbye Horses" into the message so it would automatically start playing as loud as possible as soon as it was opened...


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Posted By: dizzytaylor
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2009 at 9:55am
Originally posted by squirl38 squirl38 wrote:

Right on...I HATE IT TOO...thank god I am not the only one who feels so strongly about that stupid commercial....I scramble for the remote everytime it comes on..It is sooo annoying.  I hate the sound of the slurp and the stupid look she gets on her face after she sucks it down..I also want to punch her in the face..kick her in the head and then go find the idiots at Dannon that thought that was a good Idea....I actually have emailed Dannon about it..



Squirl38,
Glad to see that we are kindred spirits as it pertains to this lousy commercial. It's gotten a lot of posts, so it seems many of us find it UNDERwhelming.
I like yogurt, but Dannon Lite N Fit doesn't get purchased in our household. Silent protest kind of a thing.
Also, keep your remote nearby during the Today show. It's on about seven times in 15 minutes in the 8 o'clock hour, I believe.

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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2009 at 8:09pm
Okay, I finally saw this commercial this morning and my jaw dropped to the floor after. All I could say was "EWWWWWWWWW!"

Oh yeah, Dannon - this commercial is going to send lonely housewives to their grocery stores in droves to buy your nasty curdled milk because of the "satisfaction" they'll get from it. Who needs a man when you've got yogurt, chocolate and cookies to satisfy your sexual needs? DeadDead


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2009 at 8:52pm
Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

...Who needs a man when you've got yogurt, chocolate and cookies to satisfy your sexual needs? DeadDead
ShockedDead Moochie!
You've taken my 'mental canvas' and just painted one ugly picture...I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see what *I* see.


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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2009 at 11:07pm
Pa, I was alluding to those commercials where women have near orgasmic reactions to eating microwaved cake batter and chocolate. I'm pretty sure we DON'T want to know what's going through your head.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2009 at 8:09am
Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Pa, I was alluding to those commercials where women have near orgasmic reactions to eating microwaved cake batter and chocolate. 
Oh! Thanks, Moochie! You didn't say anything about EATING...LOL

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Posted By: jenjen
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2009 at 4:09pm
Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Okay, I finally saw this commercial this morning and my jaw dropped to the floor after. All I could say was "EWWWWWWWWW!"

Oh yeah, Dannon - this commercial is going to send lonely housewives to their grocery stores in droves to buy your nasty curdled milk because of the "satisfaction" they'll get from it. Who needs a man when you've got yogurt, chocolate and cookies to satisfy your sexual needs? DeadDead
 
 
Oh and dont' forget the fresh smell of Downy fabric softner...I have noticed that in those commercials too...the women's eyes roll to the back of their heads in ectasy as well!!LOL


Posted By: RichardCranium
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2009 at 4:11pm
Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Who needs a man when you've got yogurt, chocolate and cookies to satisfy your sexual needs? DeadDead
 
Who indeed? Neither of us apparently.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2009 at 4:59pm
Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Who needs a man when you've got yogurt, chocolate and cookies to satisfy your sexual needs? DeadDead
 
Who indeed? Neither of us apparently.
uh...RC...what happens when YOU run out of yogurt, chocolate, and cookies - or are we all better off NOT knowing? ShockedConfused 


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Posted By: jayeno
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2009 at 6:15pm
Um, you ladies must be hanging with the wrong gentsUnhappy

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Posted By: RichardCranium
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2009 at 10:19pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Who needs a man when you've got yogurt, chocolate and cookies to satisfy your sexual needs? DeadDead
 
Who indeed? Neither of us apparently.
uh...RC...what happens when YOU run out of yogurt, chocolate, and cookies - or are we all better off NOT knowing? ShockedConfused 
 
Farm animals.


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Posted By: Dreamstalker
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2009 at 3:27am
Originally posted by Yutolia Yutolia wrote:

Dannon is completely gross anyway. There are way better yogurts out there.

I've become addicted to Chobani Greek-style yogurt.  Yes, it's a bit more expensive, but damn is it good.


Posted By: calgal0214
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2009 at 9:00pm
Okay, whoever thinks that Danon chick is cute enough to make you "feel" anything remotely sexual...thats just sad.  Ive seen sexier characters in that cheese commercial using talking california cows.   Until I read the comments on this website, I didnt make the connection to anything sexual becuase I couldn't get past the chubby chick with the chubby sausage fingers wiping at her dwarf-like head!  But, if this wasnt enough of a turn-off, the big face mole that has to require a plucking once a month is enought to put even her own mother off!


Posted By: rebratka
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2009 at 9:23pm
I don't think it was so much that she is sexy, but the act of how she "slurped" the yogurt had sexual connotations. 


Posted By: calgal0214
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2009 at 10:30pm
Yuck!  My dog slurps her bowl like this if I put ice cream in it but its not real sexy to watch.   big gals slurp their ice cream bowls like this, too.  Doesnt mean I want to watch it!  A hot girl slurping anything can be hot.  But, this wierd looking thing has hands that look webbed.  In fact, the first time I saw it was on mute and I honestsly thought it was really tasteless to use a mentally and physically handicapped person to pimp yogurt in a way that was intended to be cute.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2009 at 2:00pm
Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Who needs a man when you've got yogurt, chocolate and cookies to satisfy your sexual needs? DeadDead
 
Who indeed? Neither of us apparently.
uh...RC...what happens when YOU run out of yogurt, chocolate, and cookies - or are we all better off NOT knowing? ShockedConfused 
 
Farm animals.
RC! Please tell me this ISN'T your pooch visiting the vet after day lacking yogurt, etc...


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Posted By: WhiskeyMan2112
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2009 at 2:58pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by RichardCranium RichardCranium wrote:

Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Who needs a man when you've got yogurt, chocolate and cookies to satisfy your sexual needs? DeadDead
 
Who indeed? Neither of us apparently.
uh...RC...what happens when YOU run out of yogurt, chocolate, and cookies - or are we all better off NOT knowing? ShockedConfused 
 
Farm animals.
RC! Please tell me this ISN'T your pooch visiting the vet after day lacking yogurt, etc...
 
 
 
NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!!!LOLLOL


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Posted By: BDrums1971
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2009 at 8:40pm
Wow, I can't believe this post started back in Feb. is still going strong. I guess it shows how much people hate this commercial. Women and men alike here seem to dislike this stupid ass commercial. Can't believe they are still running this piece of sh*t commercial. 

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Posted By: stowles
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2009 at 8:41pm
and Tased!



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