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Topic: Guitar Hero dancing poser b****Posted By: rokkenwithdokken247
Subject: Guitar Hero dancing poser b****
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2008 at 5:33pm
I'm surprised there isn't a post on this one yet
This commercial is so annoying, it comes on way too much. Also I'm a straight girl so that may be another reason it annoys me. I'm so sick of seeing her dance around playing the fake guitar, being a major poser. What I wouldn't give for 5 minutes to smack her around a bit, ugh
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Replies: Posted By: Larry
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2008 at 6:37pm
I'm a straight guy and she annoys me. I don't care what she may look like under the rest of those clothes.
Okay, well, maybe I'm a little curious....
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2008 at 8:44pm
What bugs me is the way she holds the fake guitar. Notice how she cups the body of the thing with the fingers of her right hand & has her thumb where the strings are.
That is the CLASSIC "I've never picked up a guitar before in my life" way of holding a guitar. If one ever wanted to advertise that they had never played a guitar, that is the way to hold one.
Why does it bug me?
Because you'd think that if a company was going to spend all that money to make a "cool" commercial that is supposed to appeal to people who have some inkling of an idea of how to operate a guitar, that they'd have someone coach her a little bit on how to hold the damned thing so as to look "cool" & not like a total dork.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: rokkenwithdokken247
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2008 at 10:13pm
I very much agree. It is just plain ignorance!
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Posted By: meinga
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2008 at 10:24pm
That's Heidi Klum and although I hate this commercial, it's better than the original version, which she tears off the shirt and runs around in her bra.
Posted By: Hezadancer
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2008 at 11:11pm
This one bugs me as well. I think it's mainly the whole dancing around in just a shirt and white socks thing. Also the lame a** bow legged hop thing she does in front of the TV, it just looks sad.
Posted By: pinkelephant
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2008 at 4:03am
this commercial makes me feel embarased for heidi klume, she is usually so composed and dignified. she looks like a fool.
I agree hezadancer, that wierd hop looks sad.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2008 at 5:00am
You guys DO know that the ad is a take off on that famous scene with Tom Cruise in Risky Business, doncha?...
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Hezadancer
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2008 at 5:48am
Yes indeed. I don't think half my generation has seen the movie so I think the reference will be lost. It looks a lot better the way Tom did it.
It's probably just a girls point of view, but I don't think the shirt and white socks look as good in this context.
Posted By: Wild Starchild
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2008 at 7:43am
Yeah, before I saw the version running now, I had seen the original on the O'Reilly Factor, where she was just bopping around in her undies!! Gotta say, I was slightly aroused by that!! LOL That was the first time I saw the ad, yesterday was the first time I actually paid any attention to it and noticed she had clothes on. What kills me are these gutless ad execs pulled that ad and replaced it with the current one. Where are your balls ad guys?? YOU PANSIES!!! LOL
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Posted By: HollyRock
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2008 at 9:02pm
Hezadancer wrote:
Yes indeed. I don't think half my generation has seen the movie so I think the reference will be lost. It looks a lot better the way Tom did it. It's probably just a girls point of view, but I don't think the shirt and white socks look as good in this context.
Most of the people who'll be paying for it, are the parents of teenagers.
They've seen Risky Business, and probably have the dance memorized.
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Posted By: Hezadancer
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2008 at 9:42pm
Yeah that is a good point. The people playing may not get the commercial but the parents probably will. Come to think of it I don't think I've ever sold the GH "super bundle" to anyone but an adult, most kids can't afford to drop nearly 200 on a single video game.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2008 at 9:52pm
HollyRock wrote:
They've seen Tisky Business, and probably have the dance memorized.
Tisk-tisk-tisk....
Nothing like engaging in a little Tisk-Tisk-Tisky Business, eh?
EDIT: Ha ha ha..... I changed it back to the way it was originally. So there.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: HollyRock
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2008 at 12:27am
huh?
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Posted By: DirtyD79
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2008 at 9:35am
Wild Starchild wrote:
Yeah, before I saw the version running now, I had seen the original on the O'Reilly Factor, where she was just bopping around in her undies!! Gotta say, I was slightly aroused by that!! LOL That was the first time I saw the ad, yesterday was the first time I actually paid any attention to it and noticed she had clothes on. What kills me are these gutless ad execs pulled that ad and replaced it with the current one. Where are your balls ad guys?? YOU PANSIES!!! LOL
Seriously who gives a sh*t what Bill O Reilly thinks? The guy's a pathetic douchebag when he isn't being an obnoxious shill for the Republican Party. Douchenozzles like him make me glad Obama won and I hated Obama.
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Posted By: Jimmy
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2008 at 1:00pm
I'm tired of the whole "Guitar Hero" craze. I mean, give me a break, you're not actually playing a guitar It's a stupid video game.
I'm also tired of that stupid GH character showing up on the telly screen when I'm watching the NFL.
My guitar heros look absolutely nothing like the crap on that stupid game. Clapton-Derek Trucks-Buddy Guy-Jerry Garcia-Carlos Santana don't look like those ridiculous characters (who look like the members of Kiss on steroids!).
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2008 at 2:39pm
HollyRock wrote:
huh?
Using your editing powers for evil now, are you????
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2008 at 2:46pm
DirtyD79 wrote:
Seriously who gives a sh*t what Bill O Reilly thinks? The guy's a pathetic douchebag when he isn't being an obnoxious shill for the Republican Party. Douchenozzles like him make me glad Obama won and I hated Obama.
YOU HATED OBAMA?????????????????????
How could anyone hate a warm, loveable, articulate, humble & down-to-Earth Godsend like him????
For shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Irishman
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2008 at 6:47pm
"I mean, look..."
Posted By: Wild Starchild
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2008 at 6:38pm
DirtyD79 wrote:
Wild Starchild wrote:
Yeah, before I saw the version running now, I had seen the original on the O'Reilly Factor, where she was just bopping around in her undies!! Gotta say, I was slightly aroused by that!! LOL That was the first time I saw the ad, yesterday was the first time I actually paid any attention to it and noticed she had clothes on. What kills me are these gutless ad execs pulled that ad and replaced it with the current one. Where are your balls ad guys?? YOU PANSIES!!! LOL
Seriously who gives a sh*t what Bill O Reilly thinks? The guy's a pathetic douchebag when he isn't being an obnoxious shill for the Republican Party. Douchenozzles like him make me glad Obama won and I hated Obama.
Well OBVIOUSLY I DO DIRTY!!! You didn't have to take that approach ya know!! I was just stating that I'd seen the ad there. I ain't gettign into the whole O'Reilly debate again, and especially NOT here in this thread, but I'm just letting you know that was a pretty f**kED UP reply to what I wrote. It had NOTHING to do with the topic.
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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2008 at 2:13am
another terrific movie scene.ruined.
He was playing with an air guitar in the original IDIOTS!
great f**kers great. what's next the famous Casablanca scene with M&MS? The final scene of "It's a Wonderful Life" with a Sprint cell phone? the Psycho stabbing scene with Skittles substituting for blood??????WHAT'S NEXT f**kERS WHAT'S NEXT!!!!??????
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2008 at 2:38am
Ad nauseous wrote:
another terrific movie scene.ruined.
He was playing with an air guitar in the original IDIOTS!
great f**kers great. what's next the famous Casablanca scene with M&MS? The final scene of "It's a Wonderful Life" with a Sprint cell phone? the Psycho stabbing scene with Skittles substituting for blood??????WHAT'S NEXT f**kERS WHAT'S NEXT!!!!??????
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll................... I think maybe we could cut them a little slack for putting a Guitar Hero fake guitar in her hands since it IS after all, a commercialk for Guitar Hero.
I mean.... it woulda been kinda pointless to have her playing an air guitar too.
I can see the "hook" in this ad. Recreate the famous Tom Cruise "Risky Business" dancing in socks & underwear scene, except this time with a hot blonde chick & the main controller piece from the video game being advertised.
Gets the point across.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: MorganFreeman
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2008 at 9:45pm
pinkelephant wrote:
this commercial makes me feel embarased for heidi klume, she is usually so composed and dignified. she looks like a fool.
ARE...YOU...SERIOUS???
Look, I don't know if there's a Heidi Klum on your block that I'm not familiar with, but the one I do know, the one who used her boobs as machine guns a while back in that other idiotic ad, has been a shrill, stupid, embarrassing (<---see? spellcheck.) person for some time. "Composed and dignified?" On what f-ing planet? If Heidi Klum was the same person but was half as hot, somebody would have buried her in the desert by now.
Next I'm sure you'll be lamenting how we don't respect Paris Hilton for her chastity and intellectual capacity...
P.S. To whoever it was... if you hated Barack Obama, then I'd imagine you have some racial issues to work out with yourself. If you disagreed with Barack Obama, then I would respectfully disagree. Finally, if you were willing to vote on a ticket with Sarah Palin on it, well, you probably just didn't have a f**king clue to begin with. Hate's a strong word friend, use it more wisely than you did here.
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2008 at 10:33pm
MorganFreeman wrote:
Next I'm sure you'll be lamenting how we don't respect Paris Hilton for her chastity and intellectual capacity...
I don't care what anybody says, I'd still bang her.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: N-Dizzle
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2008 at 12:05am
I know why nobody else posted a topic on this one? How can you HATE a commercial with Heidi in it? That's just, it's.... umm... NOT DONE!!
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Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2008 at 12:38am
I'd adopt her.
Of course, from the famous punch line, "she blew a Seal"...
Posted By: N-Dizzle
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2008 at 1:51am
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Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2008 at 2:21am
But wait... THERE'S MORE!
Here's another Guitar Hero ad, same concept, featuring sports stars:
And here's another... again, same stupid tired concept, featuring the 2 finalists on this past year's "American Idol"
And finally, here's one more... I didn't even know who the f**k this was until I looked it up, apparently it's Corbin Bleu, one of those "High School Musical" douchebags...
I'm sorry, but I have to say this... I'm sick and tired of "Guitar Hero," and I'm even more sick and tired of this f**king song. I used to LOVE it! But now, I never want to hear it again as long as I live.
Same thing happened to "Like A Rock," another Bob Seger song that I used to love but Chevrolet destroyed with its commercials constantly running round the clock for like... what, 15 years??
Posted By: alex9152
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2008 at 3:04am
These horrible commercials make me want to sell my copy of Guitar Hero World Tour, my Wii, and everything for an Xbox 360 and Rock Band 2 until Rock Band 2 made Nickelodeon's Naked Brothers Band and iCarly playable music.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2008 at 3:49pm
I was in hhgregg yesterday picking up a present for my mom to give to my sister, & there was a military guy in camouflage fatigues next to me buying a Wii with an extended warranty. The bill was over 500 bucks!!!!
FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS... just to play some stupid video games that of course, are going to cost him about what.... 30, 40, 50 bucks a piece on top of that?????
People nowadays have no damn sense. And yet all you hear is people whining about how hard it is to make ends meet.
DUH!!!!!! Look what people are wasting their money on!!!!!!!
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2008 at 3:55pm
The variations make it worse, good grief they're really obsessed with that damn scene aren't they???
has those clips loaded yet?
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Posted By: Wild Starchild
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2008 at 5:53am
Jimbo wrote:
I was in hhgregg yesterday picking up a present for my mom to give to my sister, & there was a military guy in camouflage fatigues next to me buying a Wii with an extended warranty. The bill was over 500 bucks!!!!
FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS... just to play some stupid video games that of course, are going to cost him about what.... 30, 40, 50 bucks a piece on top of that?????
People nowadays have no damn sense. And yet all you hear is people whining about how hard it is to make ends meet.
DUH!!!!!! Look what people are wasting their money on!!!!!!!
Not only THAT, but in a couple years, they'll come out with another model and that will be the next new RAGE sweeping the nation. Soon, I'm guessing cell phones will come with a mouth you can stick your willy in and get a soothing vibration, and email the whole thing to a friend so they can watch you!!......Come to think of it...I'd buy one of those!! ROFLMAO!!!
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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2008 at 10:42am
as long as it's a FEMALE mouth I'd be fine with it, no male ones eww. I got to have a female mouth doing it,will it have a head? since it's giving it as well?
I'd bet it STILL wouldn't be a great as the real thing!
probably called my first Blow Job.
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Posted By: Hezadancer
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2008 at 5:58pm
Jimbo wrote:
I was in hhgregg yesterday picking up a present for my mom to give to my sister, & there was a military guy in camouflage fatigues next to me buying a Wii with an extended warranty. The bill was over 500 bucks!!!!
FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS... just to play some stupid video games that of course, are going to cost him about what.... 30, 40, 50 bucks a piece on top of that?????
People nowadays have no damn sense. And yet all you hear is people whining about how hard it is to make ends meet.
DUH!!!!!! Look what people are wasting their money on!!!!!!!
Dang, Wii's cost 250, and even at work when we "bundle" it with a game, extra controller, and 2 year protection plan its only around 366 including tax. He must have loaded up on the games, at 50 dollars a pop for new or first party ones it adds up fast. I had one woman buy a 160GB PS3 AND a Wii, she spent around 900 dollars. I sure hope they both aren't going to the same kid!
Posted By: N-Dizzle
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2008 at 8:44pm
Ad nauseous wrote:
as long as it's a FEMALE mouth I'd be fine with it, no male ones eww. I got to have a female mouth doing it,will it have a head? since it's giving it as well?
I'd bet it STILL wouldn't be a great as the real thing!
probably called my first Blow Job.
Can you still call it "head" if it is just a mouth?
Also, coming soon from Little Tikes. To go along with that color copier and other office toys, My First Blow Job. The little ones can play president of the United States or perverted boss and get a BJ under the Little Tikes 9-5 Cubicle Hell Desk while their strange friend is "mak-in cop-pies!!"
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Posted By: N-Dizzle
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2008 at 8:50pm
GETTIN SUM HEAD
ridin With A Bitch I Call Hot Mouth Shelly.
She Poppin Exstacys And Get That Cotton Mouth Heavy.
I Give'r A Bottle Water Bitch Break Out Sweatin
Then She Get Straight To The Head Like A F**king Excedrin.
I'm A Fly Ass Nigga Take A Look At Me Bitch
Now Hoe Go And Tell The Cops I Got A Crook In My Dick.
Straight Gut A Bitch Open Like A Hook In A Fish.
I Got A Lady From Paris Who French Kiss My sh*t. Yea
Why You Think I Gotta Tint My Whips
Cause I Be Gettin Some Head, Right In My sh*t.
You Say You Love That Woman, But That Been My Bitch.
And If You Kiss That Woman, Then You Suck My Dick.
These Hoes Is Nasty, Yall Niggas Is Trippin'
I Got A Bitch With A Mouth Like That Boy Ken Griffey.
When Im Out In The Streets Betta Believe Im Pimpin.
And If You Ever Saw Me With One Of Those Video Vixens.
[Hook:]
(Gangsta Grizeellz!) I Was Gettin Some Head..(Get Gettin' Some Head)
Super Head What's Good? Super Head What's Good? I With The Kinda Girl That Make Ya Toes Fry
I Was Gettin Some Head (Get Gettin' Some Head)
I Was Gettin' Some Head (Get Gettin' Some Head)
I Was With That Kinda Girl, That Make Ya Toes Fry.
[2:]
You Know Me I Smoke A Blunt While I'm Gettin Brain
Stick My Finger In Her Butt While I'm Gettin Brain.
Yea Im Nasty Bitch What Lil' Wayne.
I Like Them Macked Up Lips And Two Tongue Rings
I Gotta Sit Im The President I Run Thangs.
Now All These Hoes Tryin To Save A Niggas Cum Stains.
Real Talk, I Get Head On The Airplane.
Bitch Be Climbin' All Over That Lil Chair Thang.
I Pull Her Hair Back, She Holler Yea Back
I Like A Bitch With Some Lips Like A Bear Trap.
And I Dont Mind Going Down I Take Care Of That.
I Have Homie At Home Like Where She At?
She With Me In My Bad Ass Ride
Givin Me A Blowjob Like A Nine To Five.
She Say She Eat Her Vegetables So She Stay Alive.
So She Slob On My Nob, Like Corn On The Cob.
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Posted By: gail
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2008 at 12:18am
hate it, hate her! heidi's ego goes head to head with her useless competitor, tyra banks