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Topic: 1000lb Sisters- Promo
Posted By: aka ron
Subject: 1000lb Sisters- Promo
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2021 at 5:23pm
Where is my barf emoticon?  The bad thing about having pay TV is you are subject to BS like this.






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Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2021 at 6:24pm
Are they inbred?


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2021 at 6:36pm
^ LOL  Thank You Vermin Stew!


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2021 at 6:44pm

Ooooh! One of 'em has googly eyes. That's extra hot!!



Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2021 at 7:17pm
There are some people somewhere who are making a lot of money exploiting their misery and shame.

Hooray for America. Clap




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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 5:43am
This just proves how a network like TLC can go so far down the tubes in 25 years time. From a channel that had cooking, history, home improvement shows and documentaries, to one that has My 600 Lb Life, 1000 Lb Sisters and the Duggars. The armpit of cable TV. 
The only good thing about TLC is they brought back Trading Spaces...and I don't mind watching Little People, Big World.


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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!


Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 3:53pm
How is the car they're in not doing a wheelie?LOL


Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 4:16pm
This reminds me of the hoarding show 

i f**king hate it but I cant stop watching 

one becomes fascinated by it 

OMG teen pregnancy's top ten moments is up there too

And of course Honey BOO BOO 

are fetishists watching this?  


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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 4:26pm

I watch the hoarder shows. Then I look around at my own place, and think, "Naaaah. I don't need to clean this weekend".



Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 4:37pm
The sad point is that people (Me included)

are fascinated by other peoples suffering 

These Fat ladies have only a few more years to live 

and we all watch as they drift along in their ponderous Bulk 


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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 4:44pm

I see those promos and think, "Naaaah. I don't need to lose wait yet. Lemme get some more spaghetti".



Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 4:53pm
f**k it just get a case of chefboyardee and eat right from the can!

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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 5:30pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I see those promos and think, "Naaaah. I don't need to lose wait yet. Lemme get some more spaghetti".


So you like to wait?

What do you like to wait for?



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 5:34pm
Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

f**k it just get a case of chefboyardee and eat right from the can!

That's the best way to eat that crap.

That's the way I always used to.

When I'd come home late after being out drinking, I'd open up a can of CBAD raviloli and a pack of cheap hamburger buns.

Cold ravioli sandwiches. Tongue



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 5:42pm
I always took you for more of a spaghetti "O's"

 


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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 5:45pm
Nah. Never even tried them.

Had CBAD "spaghetti" but not a fan.

I love the ravioli, though.

Right outta the can.



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 5:50pm
Try them deep fried ... it really a whole new level 

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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 5:51pm
Hmmmmmmmm......... 

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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: radioandnascarfan
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 6:02pm
I miss the Old TLC too, when it was about "learning".


Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 10:49pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

f**k it just get a case of chefboyardee and eat right from the can!

That's the best way to eat that crap.

That's the way I always used to.

When I'd come home late after being out drinking, I'd open up a can of CBAD raviloli and a pack of cheap hamburger buns.

Cold ravioli sandwiches. Tongue


Ravi-loli, the new ravioli flavored lollipopWink



Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 10:51pm
Originally posted by jnoble jnoble wrote:

How is the car they're in not doing a wheelie?LOL

Jesus Christ the mental image of thatLOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 11:09pm
Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:

I miss the Old TLC too, when it was about "learning".


And now you've learned that it's just another channel.



Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2021 at 11:43pm
"I got a bottle up my butt"
How can you tell?
"I'm pregnant"
How can you tell?
"I miss my boyfriend Jerry" (He should have shared his KFC)

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 12:33am
She could have a whole case of bottles up that butt and never know it.

I'm surprised she can even find her butt.


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: crash1984
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 12:37am
One reason television is dominated by reality TV shows these days is because they are cheap and easy to do. Just find somebody with something unusual and build a series around it. Case in point I knew a girl in elementary and middle school who wound up getting on Little Women because she was very short.

You don't have to build fancy sets, in fact the only real thing you need is a background area for confessionals which can be easily accomplished by putting a green screen up somewhere. There are no writers needed and you can make any situation dramatic. The people who star in it almost certainly don't require the money that actors and actresses do and if they do get too greedy you can drop them and the show will likely continue.


Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 8:58am
Ah, the hoarder shows. I've occasionally watched both the A&E and the TLC show. For some I don't feel sorry for the filthy disgusting piles of food containers, Pepsi cans, feces and mummified rats they continue to throw around in their homes. For others, especially those that have massive antique collections or comic books or vintage toys...it really is hard to convince some of these people to downsize, just imagine the VALUE of their antique collection! How about six to seven figures? And for some, they hoard because they have PTSD or horrible memories from earlier in their lives. There was a Hoarding: Buried Alive episode once where a woman began hoarding after her ex-boyfriend raped her and slit her throat...she nearly died. Another Hoarders episode where a woman saw her father's fatal heart attack as a child and suffered PTSD from that...she too became a compulsive hoarder. Some of those stories are very sad.

There was one episode I remember vividly of 'Hoarders'. A woman named Beverly from Kansas...who recorded TV around the clock and had thousands of VHS tapes laying around her house and tubs outside. And apparently she had started recording in the early-mid '80s. I can't imagine some of the rare stuff they ended up throwing out. Game shows, football games, concerts, who knows?


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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 9:53am

In one episode, appraisers were brought in to look at a hoarder's various collections. While they couldn't physically get to a lot of stuff that looked valuable to them, they did find one small painting worth $20,000.



Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 9:57am

I guess you could say I "hoard" emails. Except for spam, I have all my emails going back about 22 years. I don't trip over them, though, and I've yet to find a dead rat underneath them. So, all's OK.



Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 4:00pm
who doesn't like a dead rat now and then?

or perhaps some larvae?

While I cant remember any of the specifics of the show I do become glued to them in fascination.

especially when they get to the roach filled pizza boxes and the stuffed animals and beanie baby 

collections. And then watching them become hysterical as people dump all there useless sh*t. 

Notice how the GOT JUNK trucks are now front and center... how do they find these people.

These people get paid very little for this voyeurism. Im sure there have to be some obese fetishists

 out there that love the 1000 sister show. stick that in your pipe and smoke it!    






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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 4:17pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I guess you could say I "hoard" emails. Except for spam, I have all my emails going back about 22 years. I don't trip over them, though, and I've yet to find a dead rat underneath them. So, all's OK.


Maybe you need to check again.....




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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 4:35pm


Hmmmmm...I thought my old emails were starting to smell.




Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 4:38pm
Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

These people get paid very little for this voyeurism. Im sure there have to be some obese fetishists

 out there that love the 1000 sister show. stick that in your pipe and smoke it!    






Did you ever notice how so many of the hoarders seem to be hoarding fat cells, too?



Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 4:46pm
I've had several email addresses over the years. I got my first computer at Walmart in 1998.  800 some bucks, I think it was an HP. The browser (whatever)...OS was Windows 98. I've had my current email since 2005.


Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2021 at 5:21pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

These people get paid very little for this voyeurism. Im sure there have to be some obese fetishists

 out there that love the 1000 sister show. stick that in your pipe and smoke it!    






Did you ever notice how so many of the hoarders seem to be hoarding fat cells, too?


ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked yes someone is out there "thumbing" it during these episodes WinkWinkWinkWinkWinkWinkWink

may be off topic but I can not unsee it 


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we are the music makers
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Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2021 at 1:55am
I LOATHE hoarders of any kind. You couldn't pay me to sit and watch these shows and not be yelling at the TV MST3K-style for them to throw it all out. 
I want to tie them all up and make them watch someone drive a bulldozer through their junk or just burn the place down. Nothing of value was lost. 


Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2021 at 9:13pm
There was another episode of Hoarders where the woman had dead cats in her fridge and 50+ cats in her house. Holy s--t!! 
That's the woman who watched her father die of a heart attack when she was younger. Tragic story but yet getting away with animal abuse.


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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!


Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2021 at 9:21pm
Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

There was another episode of Hoarders where the woman had dead cats in her fridge and 50+ cats in her house. Holy s--t!! 
That's the woman who watched her father die of a heart attack when she was younger. Tragic story but yet getting away with animal abuse.

I always wonder how the psychologists in those shows would ever even think of specializing

in that sort of work... It reminds me of "life coaching"  how the f**k does one become 

a life coach ?  Shocked 


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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream


Posted By: radioandnascarfan
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2021 at 9:31pm
Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

There was another episode of Hoarders where the woman had dead cats in her fridge and 50+ cats in her house. Holy s--t!! 
That's the woman who watched her father die of a heart attack when she was younger. Tragic story but yet getting away with animal abuse.

I saw that one and another one where a man had like 50 rats. These people must have no life.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2021 at 8:45am
Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:



I saw that one and another one where a man had like 50 rats. These people must have no life.


There was that one with the guy who had thousands of rats in his house. He loved them. I think he ended up keeping a few.



Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2021 at 5:10pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:



I saw that one and another one where a man had like 50 rats. These people must have no life.


There was that one with the guy who had thousands of rats in his house. He loved them. I think he ended up keeping a few.


well in China that would be a free meal ticket 

at least he wasn't "stashing" gerbils 

Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting, is an unsubstantiated  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sexual_behavior" rel="nofollow - sexual practice  of inserting small live animals (usually  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbil" rel="nofollow - gerbils  but also  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse" rel="nofollow - mice https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster" rel="nofollow - hamsters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat" rel="nofollow - rats  and various other  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodents" rel="nofollow - rodents ) into the human  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectum" rel="nofollow - rectum  to obtain stimulation. Some variations of reports suggest that the rodent be covered in a psychoactive substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted


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we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream


Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2021 at 6:26pm
🤢🤢🤢 TRASH TV.
TLC always meant "The Learning Channel" to me...for decades. Of course I realized they changed into the reality TV epidemic slop a long long time ago. 

The Channel "redefined what it stands for and embraced the well-known colloquial phrase "tender loving care" in a bid to connect its heartwarming programming with viewers in a more emotional fashion."

Oh STFU!



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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2021 at 8:12am
Look! It's actual Learning Channel stuff, from nearly 26 years ago. In this break is a promo for a program on the gold rush and a Walter Cronkite documentary on the growing problem of traffic jams. Is My 600 Lb Life promoted in this...oh hell no.
There was a time even earlier where The Learning Channel was airing reruns of Sewing with Nancy from PBS, along with the GED programs. I found multiple episodes in a blank VHS lot a few years back from eBay.



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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!


Posted By: radioandnascarfan
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2021 at 5:58pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by radioandnascarfan radioandnascarfan wrote:



I saw that one and another one where a man had like 50 rats. These people must have no life.


There was that one with the guy who had thousands of rats in his house. He loved them. I think he ended up keeping a few.


I remember him crying throughout as they were like the love of his life after his wife passed.


Posted By: radioandnascarfan
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2021 at 6:00pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

🤢🤢🤢 TRASH TV.
TLC always meant "The Learning Channel" to me...for decades. Of course I realized they changed into the reality TV epidemic slop a long long time ago. 

The Channel "redefined what it stands for and embraced the well-known colloquial phrase "tender loving care" in a bid to connect its heartwarming programming with viewers in a more emotional fashion."

Oh STFU!


Tender Loving Care is what TLC typically means.


Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2021 at 12:42am
Part of being woke, a hipster, a PC anal retentive....embrace pan sexualism, critter on critter lovin, and, yes, THE WORLD OF PLUMPERS!


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Posted By: Mista_ecks313
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2021 at 1:27am
TLC used to stand for "The Learning Channel". Now it seems that TLC stands for "Televisionabout Large Chicks.

Damn shame.


Posted By: radioandnascarfan
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2021 at 5:25pm
Originally posted by Mista_ecks313 Mista_ecks313 wrote:

TLC used to stand for "The Learning Channel". Now it seems that TLC stands for "Televisionabout Large Chicks.

Damn shame.

That sounds about right.


Posted By: Imuteloudnoises
Date Posted: 06 Feb 2021 at 12:24am
I refuse to watch such stupidly that pays these people to live on. 



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