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Topic: GO DADDY RAP CRAP COMMERCIAL
Posted By: zippyjet
Subject: GO DADDY RAP CRAP COMMERCIAL
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 8:48am



We are only a few days into 2019 and I have a commercial that they play back to back. And will probably be at least in the top 5 of the worst commercials of 2019. I'm afraid to see whats ahead for us. Stuttering rap ceap, fast action and intersting the Larry Fine nerd meme with peepers is not to be found. Go Daddy's trademark. Why don't they just rebrand themselves YO DADDY or WHO BE MY DADDY. This ghetto adtard pos makes the rap crap Planet Fitness add tame by comparison. I bet this thug fest will be assualting every other commercial during the Super Bowl. I think of Go Daddy as one of those skate board internet wunder kuds upstart circa 2000/internet bubble. Now it's crossed over to the dark side. Anr this sh*t they pass as music? NO Wonder why we are going down the toilet. yea yea, keepin it up in the feelie.

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 3:46pm
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:




We are only a few days into 2019 and I have a commercial that they play back to back. And will probably be at least in the top 5 of the worst commercials of 2019. I'm afraid to see whats ahead for us. Stuttering rap ceap, fast action and intersting the Larry Fine nerd meme with peepers is not to be found. Go Daddy's trademark. Why don't they just rebrand themselves YO DADDY or WHO BE MY DADDY. This ghetto adtard pos makes the rap crap Planet Fitness add tame by comparison. I bet this thug fest will be assualting every other commercial during the Super Bowl. I think of Go Daddy as one of those skate board internet wunder kuds upstart circa 2000/internet bubble. Now it's crossed over to the dark side. Anr this sh*t they pass as music? NO Wonder why we are going down the toilet. yea yea, keepin it up in the feelie.
I can't understand any of whatever the message is supposed to be. How can it be considered a commercial?Confused The Planet Fitness idiot is currently yelling at me!Angry

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 5:20pm
I find this insulting and offensive! And it's on constantly!  Hey, Go Daddy!  Why do you make me listen to such swill?  I tried to find the printed lyrics for this f*cking c-rap rap f-artist. Does this dude kiss his sister with that mouth?  Angry





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Date Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 10:25pm
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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2019 at 12:19am
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Mostly because they have nothing else to offer. And it does not matter if you really care for it or not. <i style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">YOU WILL LIKE IT! "That's an order!"...……<div style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-trans: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-trans: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">When ever I hear the term "RAP <i style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><u style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">MUSIC" I get the feeling, kind of like a tooth ache...…<div style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-trans: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-trans: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">Oh there is some kind of noise in the background...…………. But it's really just some gangster want-ta-be screaming into a mic.<div style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-trans: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><br style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style=": transparent; -: none; border-bottom-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border--outset: 0; border--repeat: stretch; border--slice: 100%; border--source: none; border--width: 1; border-left-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb0, 0, 0; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0px; color: rgb0, 0, 0; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16.8px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; text-indent: 0px; text-trans: none; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">(his hat is turned sideways and upside down to complete the picture)


And don't forget wearing your oversized fart catcher baggy pants below your crotch, jailhouse culture. This seems to be the year of rap crap in overdrive; meaning hopefully it will pesk and then drop like a turd. However with Millennials guiding the Titanic of culture who knows what will be thenext wave of nausieting crappola. Possuble the warbly breathy vocal fry chicks like no talent IMHO Sia. Thanks a lot Austrailia. Or we could totally Gay out not that thedes anything wrong with being LGBTQ if thats your thing. Or, we could get inundated with plumper women. I remember hearing rap crap for the first time back in 1979 from Sewark, NJ. figures. Hated it then, hrte it now and slways will. I was brought up with soul and R&B, Motown, Philadelphia Sound, Parliment Funkadelic. I thought Black/African American Music would be the safe port in the storm that was and is declining music quality. Oh well!


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2019 at 12:35am


Check out this part of a story on 20/20 from 1981!

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Date Posted: 08 Jan 2019 at 1:29am



Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2019 at 5:26am
I got a kick out of the late Hugh Downs had that WTF look as he got the mishortune of doing this story. The examples were a stretch but the seeds of ghettotopia were sewn.I know if I had to do a story on this abysmal cultura lphenomena, I'd feel like that poor chearleader at the bottom of the pom pom pyramid having to catch the girl with a nasty odoriferous yeast infection, fiece drippy period and a bad case of diahhrea. Madison Ave. Has spoken.

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 2:40pm
this is like a DRONE--no melody and variance in rhythm ONE slight ascension in tone AKA the average new hip hop sound...Go Daddy should go back to the T&A


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 24 Feb 2019 at 2:26am
How come no one else is bitching about these two commercials straight from hell? I swear they come on two to four times per commercial break on Start TV and Me TV! Rap crap that sounds like a poor retarded hood rat having an epileptic seizure complete with stuttering and bleating. The words sound like they are some kind of satanic tongue language. Go Daddy is one of those me too Internet bubble companies that mange to hang on though most of these circa 1999, 2000 have gone the way of an honest politician. If I were President Trump, I'd enact an executive order to ban this drivel from the airwaves and for that matter most of rap music at least in advertising!

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Posted By: evolkmar
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2019 at 7:49pm
that commercial should be restricted from broadcasting, I change channel when it play.
I tried to call go daddy to tell them about it and close my domain name with them, that how much I hate this commercial. 
I could live with the previous one,  but not with the current one they play now.
but every time I call, the hold time is longer then I can wait.


Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2019 at 9:59pm
Originally posted by evolkmar evolkmar wrote:

that commercial should be restricted from broadcasting, I change channel when it play.
I tried to call go daddy to tell them about it and close my domain name with them, that how much I hate this commercial. 
I could live with the previous one,  but not with the current one they play now.
but every time I call, the hold time is longer then I can wait.
 
Finally! Someone else has chimed in on these two super sH*t commercials. Thank God they don't play the minute long torture one much the one where we see ankles in smelly tennis shoes rotating around. Then the rapper crapper stutters and pauses and starts going up in octave. Sounds like he's getting rear ended by the Gay weasel on the Flo Commercials. These Yo Daddy commercials should be made illegal. They play this thing 10 times an hour at least on Me TV, Start TV. Hurl. I can literally guess when it's coming on and guess what we see that colorful smoke including the plus size girls dancing like they are having grande mal seizures.


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Posted By: drdumont
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2019 at 5:11pm
Well, although it sounds like redundancy, Rap Crap is an apt description. This alleged "music" is just a boring rhythm with idiotic repetition and jamming in as much filthy language as can be done. Rap, Hip Hop, it's all mindless crap.
Since my cable TV system has viewing metrics (what you watch is recorded, much like the Nielsen meters of yore, the instant I see any commercial or hear this garbage, I change the channel. One man, one vote. And one can be certain the sponsoring company gets not one farthing, pennysworth, or anything of value from me. I'll go out of my way to avoid doing business with them or their parent company.
Yeah, I hate this abominable crap.


Posted By: tellthetruth
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2019 at 8:01pm
Oh please you little arrogant RACIST hypocrite sh*ts are not ones to be so damn holier than and act like a moral authority on the planet!! With all the depravity and sick mess you bitches glorify so STFU and if it was one of your sh*tty rock songs or metal it would commit a mass shooting hypocrite!!


Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 28 Sep 2019 at 3:55am
Originally posted by tellthetruth tellthetruth wrote:

Oh please you little arrogant RACIST hypocrite sh*ts are not ones to be so damn holier than and act like a moral authority on the planet!! With all the depravity and sick mess you bitches glorify so STFU and if it was one of your sh*tty rock songs or metal it would commit a mass shooting hypocrite!!


Check out my other posts when you are not chasing afted AOC and the Squad. I'm equal opportunity, I bashhipster drivel, warbly breathy vocal fry music and yes mindless loud metal corporate rock. And you are assuming a lot about what I think, feel etc. I'm not even going to waste time with any assumptions on your part.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Sep 2019 at 1:36pm
Originally posted by tellthetruth tellthetruth wrote:

Oh please you little arrogant RACIST hypocrite sh*ts are not ones to be so damn holier than and act like a moral authority on the planet!! With all the depravity and sick mess you bitches glorify so STFU and if it was one of your sh*tty rock songs or metal it would commit a mass shooting hypocrite!!

Just a suggestion here....



....might it be time to pop in a fresh one?



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 28 Sep 2019 at 1:46pm
Originally posted by tellthetruth tellthetruth wrote:

Oh please you little arrogant RACIST hypocrite sh*ts are not ones to be so damn holier than and act like a moral authority on the planet!! With all the depravity and sick mess you bitches glorify so STFU and if it was one of your sh*tty rock songs or metal it would commit a mass shooting hypocrite!!
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