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Topic: Her She shed
Posted By: Lowellchris
Subject: Her She shed
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2018 at 8:42pm
Someone burned down my She Shed ..
Nobody burned down your She Shed , your She Shed was hit by Lightning .
What ?? You can see the sky ? Its clear blue over the trees ?
There was no storm and no lightning . But State Farm will cover her She Shed . She'll be able to build a She-she'er She Shed ..with her "husband" who is clearly a pussy , stands there holding his symbolic limp dick garden hose while his wife takes control of the situation . something that he is not capable of handling ..

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2018 at 9:06pm
Oh my God! I hate the She Shed commercial too! Sheryl's voice is so damn annoying! At least they said,"Can we stop saying She Shed?

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.







Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 10:58am


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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 2:58pm
I hope the fire didn't spread from the She Shed to the Sh*t Shack.


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 4:14pm
LOL

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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2018 at 11:06pm
Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 1:42am
Disapprove
 
She shed the asymptomatic HSV-2 (genital herpes) virus and now he shed what she shed so they said.


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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 2:37am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


On YouTube they pointed out that the husband is holding a garden hose but doesn't attempt to put out the fire. They heavily implied that HE burned the she shed himself because he was tired of it. They mentioned how defeated he sounds when Sheryl implies she'll just get another one, one that's even more girly.

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.







Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 5:44am
Quote DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


Because spraying water on a burning meth lab might make things a lot more explodey?  LOL

Hoping that state arson investigators nail them and the State Farm agent for running a fire insurance scam...  Wink


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 7:13am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


On YouTube they pointed out that the husband is holding a garden hose but doesn't attempt to put out the fire. They heavily implied that HE burned the she shed himself because he was tired of it. They mentioned how defeated he sounds when Sheryl implies she'll just get another one, one that's even more girly.
Thanks for pointing this out.  I didn't investigate further.  Looks like a case of arson!  Angry


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 7:15am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


Because spraying water on a burning meth lab might make things a lot more explodey?  LOL

Hoping that state arson investigators nail them and the State Farm agent for running a fire insurance scam...  Wink
Yeah, this is not a good message from State Farm!


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 11:11am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


On YouTube they pointed out that the husband is holding a garden hose but doesn't attempt to put out the fire. They heavily implied that HE burned the she shed himself because he was tired of it. They mentioned how defeated he sounds when Sheryl implies she'll just get another one, one that's even more girly.
Thanks for pointing this out.  I didn't investigate further.  Looks like a case of arson!  Angry


You're welcome! Also on YouTube, they mentioned that Sheryl might be kind of stupid to not realize that if lighting really DID hit her she shed, a whole lot of things would be effected, not just the she shed. Like the surrounding neighbors properties would have seen property damage too. Someone even made a dark joke something like,"If Sheryl doesn't wise   up fast, her next she shed might mysteriously "be hit by lightning," this time with her in it! Oh my!

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.







Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2018 at 3:51am
And then she'll be on a Weight Watchers commercial "I shed my she shed.  And 250 pounds of useless fat:   My husband !   Clap

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Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2018 at 5:24am
Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

And then she'll be on a Weight Watchers commercial "I shed my she shed.  And 250 pounds of useless fat:   My husband !   Clap

All while doing the Tena Twist!


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2018 at 3:52pm
the she shed is some chi chi sh*te fur shur


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2018 at 4:07pm
I don't like the term "She Shed" to begin with.

It's supposed to be the opposite of "Man Cave", but it kind of misses the mark afaic.

I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Gal/Girl Grotto" or "Diva Den". Maybe "Lady Lair" or "Chick Chamber".



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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2018 at 4:21pm
If I can get my head on straight! Confused

From the other She Shed commercial.  Remember, ladies. No bras allowed.  Evil Smile

Fiber One TV Commercial, 'She Shed: No Guilt'


Fiber One TV Spot, She Shed: No Guilt - Screenshot 3



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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2018 at 10:13am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't like the term "She Shed" to begin with.

It's supposed to be the opposite of "Man Cave", but it kind of misses the mark afaic.

I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Gal/Girl Grotto" or "Diva Den". Maybe "Lady Lair" or "Chick Chamber".

 
Maybe "Pussy Palace" or "C*nt Cave".
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2018 at 1:51pm
Das cuz u iz nasty.

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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 12:23am
With the possibility of it being a house if ill repute or combined meth lab, With no clouds I think it is most likely the work of Gods Wrath,

"She Shed" ....I"m picturing the person who thought of this term is a recent college graduate or Marketing rep who thinks that Blink 182 is the Best. Band. Everrr, and her sense of humor is about as limited.

Given the annoying stupidity of this term, Its likely that this commercial was created by Yuppies: nerds who think they're funny but just don't hit the mark.  More likely: The PC policing management and a Team of corporate lawyers were involved in the brainstorming for an extremely sanitized term that wouldn't imply any type of racism, bigotry, homophobia, islamophobia, xenophobia.... so as to be as neutral as possible. 


Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 12:31am

Something else to consider...

The defeated look he has could be from

...knowing that his balls are inside the purse left inside the Burning She Shed, and no insurance can return such items.


Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 12:35am
State Farm agent, "STFU Sheryl, you have exceeded the maximum allowed repetitions of, 'She Shed', claim denied, but we are providing your husband with a 'get your balls back' class"


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 2:35am
Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

State Farm agent, "STFU Sheryl, you have exceeded the maximum allowed repetitions of, 'She Shed', claim denied, but we are providing your husband with a 'get your balls back' class"


There is a version where the State Farm Agent said,"Can we please stop saying,"She Shed?"

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.







Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 3:49am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

State Farm agent, "STFU Sheryl, you have exceeded the maximum allowed repetitions of, 'She Shed', claim denied, but we are providing your husband with a 'get your balls back' class"


There is a version where the State Farm Agent said,"Can we please stop saying,"She Shed?"


I believe that is her emasculated husband asking that question, and probably followed by, "Can I try to get my balls back?"



Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 4:51am
Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

State Farm agent, "STFU Sheryl, you have exceeded the maximum allowed repetitions of, 'She Shed', claim denied, but we are providing your husband with a 'get your balls back' class"


There is a version where the State Farm Agent said,"Can we please stop saying,"She Shed?"


I believe that is her emasculated husband asking that question, and probably followed by, "Can I try to get my balls back?"


Either way, it appears to be a classic case of "he said she shed".


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 2:24pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't like the term "She Shed" to begin with.

It's supposed to be the opposite of "Man Cave", but it kind of misses the mark afaic.

I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Gal/Girl Grotto" or "Diva Den". Maybe "Lady Lair" or "Chick Chamber".


Or how about a "bitch bar," where she can drink her precious wine. Evil Smile


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 3:08pm
Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't like the term "She Shed" to begin with.

It's supposed to be the opposite of "Man Cave", but it kind of misses the mark afaic.

I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Gal/Girl Grotto" or "Diva Den". Maybe "Lady Lair" or "Chick Chamber".


Or how about a "bitch bar," where she can drink her precious wine. Evil Smile




A little bit on the crude side I suppose, but not as crude as Thor's suggestions!!!

How about "Bitch Barn"?

I kinda like that!!


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: NJtoTX
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2018 at 6:26pm
The opening was playing into implied racial violence and paranoia, which he quickly squashes. Tiki torches, anyone?


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2018 at 12:54pm
dyke dungeon?
chee chee she shed so CHEEKY


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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2018 at 6:28pm
I'm so sick of this one. IT'S NOT A DAMN SHE-SHED - IT'S A STORAGE SHED YOU IDIOT! AngryDead

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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2018 at 7:17pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't like the term "She Shed" to begin with.

It's supposed to be the opposite of "Man Cave", but it kind of misses the mark afaic.

I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Gal/Girl Grotto" or "Diva Den". Maybe "Lady Lair" or "Chick Chamber".


Or how about a "bitch bar," where she can drink her precious wine. Evil Smile




A little bit on the crude side I suppose, but not as crude as Thor's suggestions!!!

How about "Bitch Barn"?

I kinda like that!!


If I ever have my own private place, I'm calling it the pitch bunker.

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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2018 at 7:18pm
Bitch. Stoopy tablet

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2018 at 10:42pm
I guess she's gonna shear sheep in the new she shed. The @#$&!?

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Posted By: Jimmy
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2018 at 3:30pm
I had never heard of a "she-shed" before this annoying ad presented it numerous times in 30 seconds. Now I never want to hear that expression again.

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One man gathers what another man spills


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2018 at 9:55pm
Her Hut.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2018 at 10:06pm
Hen House


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2018 at 10:07pm
Woman Wigwam.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2018 at 10:10pm
Titty Teepee??

Or maybe...

Panty Pad!!!!

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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2018 at 10:17pm
LOL


Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 12:08am
http://imgflip.com/i/2drp3v - http://imgflip.com/i/2drp3v
Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't like the term "She Shed" to begin with.

It's supposed to be the opposite of "Man Cave", but it kind of misses the mark afaic.

I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Gal/Girl Grotto" or "Diva Den". Maybe "Lady Lair" or "Chick Chamber".


Or how about a "bitch bar," where she can drink her precious wine. Evil Smile


Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 12:20am
Its playing nearly every commercial break now...
 The camera pans from the Shed back to Sheryl, who has been strangely silent for 5 seconds.
She is now looking at the barrel of the insurance adjusters' chrome plated .45, who just happens to be Jules Winnfield
  https://imgflip.com/i/2drp3v - https://imgflip.com/memegenerator - via Imgflip Meme Generator


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 12:46am
Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

Its playing nearly every commercial break now...
The camera pans from the Shed back to Sheryl, who has been strangely silent for 5 seconds.
She is now looking at the barrel of the insurance adjusters' chrome plated .45, who just happens to be Jules Winnfield





Love it!!!!


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 1:15am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Titty Teepee??

Or maybe...

Panty Pad!!!!
ConfusedCan I play too?
Am I allowed to suggest 'Pussy Playhouse/Penthouse/Palace'? How about 'Tuna Tollbooth (NO AC)'?


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Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 1:33am
https://imgflip.com/i/2e4eur - https://imgflip.com/memegenerator - via Imgflip Meme Generator" border="">


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 2:06am
Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

https://www.fotor.com/share/509ab3fe-de8a-4b40-8f18-916fd0873aef - https://www.fotor.com/share/509ab3fe-de8a-4b40-8f18-916fd0873aef
Confused...was there supposed to be visible product at both links?


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 4:19am
I like Pussy Palace.  Pussy Playhouse has a nice ring to it too.  A penthouse getaway for females only could be the PP.

LOL




Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 4:20am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

Its playing nearly every commercial break now...
The camera pans from the Shed back to Sheryl, who has been strangely silent for 5 seconds.
She is now looking at the barrel of the insurance adjusters' chrome plated .45, who just happens to be Jules Winnfield





Love it!!!!

LOL Clap Thumbs Up

Extra credit for spelling it Muther.  


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 11:25am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

Its playing nearly every commercial break now...
The camera pans from the Shed back to Sheryl, who has been strangely silent for 5 seconds.
She is now looking at the barrel of the insurance adjusters' chrome plated .45, who just happens to be Jules Winnfield





Love it!!!!


LOL Clap Thumbs Up

Extra credit for spelling it Muther.  


I like spelling it mutha!

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 1:13pm
Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

I like spelling it mutha!


#MeToo.



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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 2:28pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

I like spelling it mutha!


#MeToo.
Obviously the above does NOT reference the 'movement'--which could be the origin of the term 'She Shed'


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2018 at 3:10pm
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

I like spelling it mutha!


#MeToo.


Obviously the above does NOT reference the 'movement'--which could be the origin of the term 'She Shed'


I did reference "the movement", but in a facetious manner.

Note also that in my quote of your above response, I fixed your quote box error.

You're welcome!!!!


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2018 at 6:08am
How about Vag Villa?


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2018 at 6:27am
Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

How about Vag Villa?
Sure, and for an extended stay, call it the

Vajayjay Staycay*

*short for "staycation" instead of vacation.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2018 at 6:37am
LOL


We'll leave the red light on for yah!





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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2018 at 6:48am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

How about Vag Villa?


Sure, and for an extended stay, call it the

Vajayjay Staycay*
*short for "staycation" instead of vacation.


Cootchie Cavern.



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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2018 at 5:46am
Clam Shack  (or Taco Hut)

Shocked Embarrassed


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2018 at 6:02am
Uterus Yurt.

Nookie Nest

Clam Cloister

Hole Hole

Cootchie Casa

Fallopian Flop

Broad Burrow

Pudenda Penthouse

Heifer Hideout





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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2018 at 7:20pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Uterus Yurt.

Nookie Nest

Clam Cloister

Hole Hole

Cootchie Casa

Fallopian Flop

Broad Burrow

Pudenda Penthouse

Heifer Hideout



The girls on the farm call this The Barn!  LOL

How about the G-Spot?

G stands for Girl.  Big smile


Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2018 at 10:34pm
Labia Lounge

Punanny Plaza

Hatchet Wound Hideout




Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2018 at 10:44pm
Camel Toe Cubbyhole

Poon Pit

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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2018 at 12:08am
The Palatial Pissflaps


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2018 at 1:02am
Beaver Bungalow.

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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2018 at 1:23am
Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

The Palatial Pissflaps

This sounds like one of Angry McP's made up band names!  LOL


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2018 at 2:06am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

[QUOTE=Tully Blanchard]The Palatial Pissflaps


This sounds like one of Angry McP's made up band names!  LOL
[/QUO
Yes!!!

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2018 at 5:37pm
After all of this, who cares WHO it belongs to?! Is there ANYONE willing to visit the 'sh*t chalet'?

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2018 at 5:50pm
All this talk makes me turn red...Embarrassed  No, not really!  I love women and all their mommy parts!

https://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/bob_tom/" rel="nofollow - Bob & Tom

Camel Toe lyrics


You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know I love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe







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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2018 at 7:00pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:



All this talk makes me turn red...Embarrassed  No, not really!  I love women and all their mommy parts!

Bob & Tom

Camel Toe lyrics

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your labia, your vulva
Ooh ya know I love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe

It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe




Sung to the tune of "Kokomo", BTW.

Which I had to find out on YouTube, thank you very much!!!


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 16 Jul 2018 at 8:23pm
Thanks I fixed the post.I used https://imgflip.com/memegenerator   


Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 16 Jul 2018 at 8:24pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

https://www.fotor.com/share/509ab3fe-de8a-4b40-8f18-916fd0873aef - https://www.fotor.com/share/509ab3fe-de8a-4b40-8f18-916fd0873aef
Confused...was there supposed to be visible product at both links?



I fixed it https://imgflip.com/i/2e4eur - https://imgflip.com/memegenerator - via Imgflip Meme Generator" border="">


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 17 Jul 2018 at 5:29pm
^^^LOLThanks - Love 'em! Especially the bottom two.

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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2018 at 1:00am
You guys kill me! now I'm going to me chez vajay

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