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Topic: Match.com Stories
Posted By: ridley
Subject: Match.com Stories
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2018 at 11:43pm
They've reprised Johnathan in 2018, a total dork loser (which is why he's on match).
He'd have a better chance at getting a date if he'd lose that monkey grinder hat at 0:09




And then there's Lisa with the disturbing psycho perma-smile
“I would definitely like to meet someone special” - “and then stab them in their sleep”



And yes we all know about Courtney, and all the others - just a very queasy ad campaign




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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2018 at 10:55am
DisapproveSilliness.
 
It's clear that 'Jonathan' is looking for another guy so they can play 'Lego Blocks' at 'Fudge Packing, Inc.'
He needs his 'Organ Grinder Monkey Hat'.
 
EmbarrassedLisa, Lisa, Lisa! Quit begging for me - I'm old enough to be your father and YOU are begging ME to be 'da BabyDaddy?! You COULD have simply called.
 


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2018 at 7:15pm
^Tongue

I think the old wolf is still hoping for an encounter with Courtney, me too!




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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2018 at 1:42am
I agree Jonathan is looking for love in the testosterone zone.  Lisa looks like she just spent a ton of money on her new teeth whitening and veneers and wants to show them off.  If you have just a good to fair sense of humor, you need not apply.  Girl said Excellent.  Looking for a an excellent sense of humor.  Courtney's still inviting us to come find her? I would've thought she'd have been snapped up by now!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2018 at 5:05am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^Tongue

I think the old wolf is still hoping for an encounter with Courtney, me too!


Courtney's method of baiting leads me to believe her last name may just be Anthony.
 
"ApproveCome find me!"
 
Evil SmileMy WolfSenses (which are always right, even if others disagree) tell me someone already has and her mortal remains are duct-taped in the trunk of a submerged car somewhere in Florida, prolly close to ol'Mule...Wink


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Posted By: TV Watcher #1
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2018 at 7:50pm
Courtney is not still single because she travels all the time....


Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 03 May 2018 at 12:04am
Originally posted by TV Watcher #1 TV Watcher #1 wrote:

Courtney is not still single because she travels all the time....

Maybe she can help us join the Mile High Club?


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 03 May 2018 at 5:50am
One wonders how many Match.com hookups actually end in police prostitution/predator stings...  Shocked


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 03 May 2018 at 5:57pm
It's a meat market, I suppose only 'OurTime' has some class considering older people are a little more sensible. Horny, but smarter.


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