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Topic: Oh, fer cryin' out loud!
Posted By: Thor
Subject: Oh, fer cryin' out loud!
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2018 at 9:30pm
 
LOL
 
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2018 at 9:31pm
This thread could be for ridiculous crap like this.
 
 


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2018 at 10:24pm
LOL  Strength has no gender? But tampons and pads do.


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Posted By: NiteRaidah
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2018 at 11:32pm
Ah, but why is it only 'limited edition'?  Is there a time frame on strength having no gender???  Misogynists!!!

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 1:02am
Should say "STANK has no gender".


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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 1:08am
I never thought that Brawny would jump on the "Feminist," bandwagon. I kind of miss the Paul Bunyan looking iconic mascot. :/

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 4:05am

Butchie Paper Towels are strong enough to plug the holes in any dyke.



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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 4:44am
"Brawny - When just stuffing your bra with tissues won't do" 

Makes you wonder if the spokesmodel in the pic used such an enhancement...  LOL


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 5:46am
And talk about a brazenly shameless, attempt to pander and suck up to the half of the population they know damned well accounts for probably about 95% of the paper towel purchases in the US annually...



"Celebrating strong women everywhere whose personal stories have inspired the rest of us".

GMAFB.

Whoever came up with this slick gimmick marketing ploy deserves every nickel he or she is getting paid and it's probably not enough.

I bet Brawney's sales go through the roof and they laugh all the way to the bank.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 8:38am
Where is the love?




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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 5:17pm
She is one tough cookie. When the Brawny guy refused to give her the shirt off his back she whupped his a** and took it!Wink

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 6:07pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

And talk about a brazenly shameless, attempt to pander and suck up to the half of the population...

 
yea, yea, yea....which HALF? The women or the FF's?


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 5:37am
As The Gong Show's Tommy Maitland would say:

  "Get that giant Brawny lady a nice cup of tea and a date with a sexy Norwegian Jotnar!"

LOL


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2018 at 10:38pm
The empowerment never ends.  Of course this looks kinda like the hoots on the granny in the old Playboy mag cartoon.  LOL
 
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2018 at 10:42pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The empowerment never ends.  Of course this looks kinda like the hoots on the granny in the old Playboy mag cartoon.  LOL


Yeah, I already posted about that in a reply to you in another thread.

http://www.commercialsihate.com/vw-tiguan-puddle-sissy-boys-brave-girl_topic26107_post391700.html#391700" rel="nofollow - Right'chere

Someone should climb up there and put a couple of nipples on it.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2018 at 10:57pm
^  You beat me to it.  But you remember that old lady in the Playboy cartoon, don't ya?  I'd post a pic of her here, but it might be considered obscene by those web people.  How---I don't know.  But some people might see it that way.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2018 at 11:15pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  You beat me to it.  But you remember that old lady in the Playboy cartoon, don't ya?  I'd post a pic of her here, but it might be considered obscene by those web people.  How---I don't know.  But some people might see it that way.


Yep. I think we're all familiar with the Playboy Granny with the pair of downward pointing missiles.



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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2018 at 7:35pm
 
Judy Garland was molested by munchkins on 'The Wizard of Oz,' claimed ex-husband
 
They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress… The men were 40 or more years old,” wrote Luft, who married the star in 1952, as reported TheWrap.com. “They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small,” he added.
 
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2018 at 8:44pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Judy Garland was molested by munchkins on 'The Wizard of Oz,' claimed ex-husband

They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress… The men were 40 or more years old,” wrote Luft, who married the star in 1952, as reported TheWrap.com. “They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small,” he added.

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And you never heard her pissing and moaning and whining about it like these feminist victims du jour do nowadays.

Broads back then were troopers. They knew how to "suck it up" (figuratively speaking, you perverts) and take it on the chin (again... figuratively speaking, gutter minds).

Today's gals could learn a lot from those broads!!!


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2018 at 9:09pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Judy Garland was molested by munchkins on 'The Wizard of Oz,' claimed ex-husband

They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress… The men were 40 or more years old,” wrote Luft, who married the star in 1952, as reported TheWrap.com. “They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small,” he added.

http://newsok.com/article/5586732" rel="nofollow - http://newsok.com/article/5586732


And you never heard her pissing and moaning and whining about it like these feminist victims du jour do nowadays.

Broads back then were troopers. They knew how to "suck it up" (figuratively speaking, you perverts) and take it on the chin (again... figuratively speaking, gutter minds).

Today's gals could learn a lot from those broads!!!
LOLLOL

Most women today know what they do and don't want. If Judy wasn't liking it, she should have kicked them in the nuts teeth!


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2018 at 4:52am
Quote Thor wrote:

Judy Garland was molested by munchkins on 'The Wizard of Oz,' claimed ex-husband

They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress… The men were 40 or more years old,” wrote Luft, who married the star in 1952, as reported TheWrap.com. “They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small,” he added.


She probably got even.  There's a fetish out there where women crush small (living!) animals under their heels.  Betting some of those munchkins disappeared and met the same fate.  Another little-known sordid Hollywood secret...  Wink
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2018 at 7:50am
She actually might've been into it.  She was dating Mickey Rooney at the time.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2018 at 10:33pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

She actually might've been into it... 
LOLYeaaaaaaa...gotta agree! I wonder how many time she saw 'opportunity'
"hey! HIS nose is 'crotch-high and Roman! Think I'll walk right into him..."
 


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 12:45am
There's now a bill being proposed in New York City that would ban smoking while walking.  If you're outdoors and want to light up, you must stand still and smoke.  Walking while smoking would result in a fine.
 
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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 1:19am
Are you allowed to sit on a park bench to smoke?  How are YOU doing, Thor?


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 1:19am
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

There's now a bill being proposed in New York City that would ban smoking while walking.  If you're outdoors and want to light up, you must stand still and smoke.  Walking while smoking would result in a fine.


Sounds like silly, excessive over regulation until you stop and consider all the other people on the sidewalk who don't want or shouldn't have to inhale someone else's cigarette smoke.



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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 8:56am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

There's now a bill being proposed in New York City that would ban smoking while walking.  If you're outdoors and want to light up, you must stand still and smoke.  Walking while smoking would result in a fine.


Sounds like silly, excessive over regulation until you stop and consider all the other people on the sidewalk who don't want or shouldn't have to inhale someone else's cigarette smoke.

 
Well, we're talking NYC here...not exactly where you go and expect to breathe fresh air.  I think this legislation is just more virtue signaling.
 
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 9:00am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

How are YOU doing, Thor?
Great!  Not one cigarette since 2/9.  I hope staying "quit" will be as easy as having quit.  So far, it hasn't been difficult.  Time will tell.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 1:31pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Well, we're talking NYC here...not exactly where you go and expect to breathe fresh air.  I think this legislation is just more virtue signaling.


Virtue signaling...

Is that the current conservative buzzword du jour? I know I'm not hearing snowflake and triggered much anymore, so I'm guessing they're no longer the current trendy fad words amongst the right.

But still, even if the air in NYC was as bad as you suggest, which it isn't, that wouldn't make it OK to make it even worse for people who don't want to breathe carcinogenic smoke.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 5:06pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

There's now a bill being proposed in New York City that would ban smoking while walking.  If you're outdoors and want to light up, you must stand still and smoke.  Walking while smoking would result in a fine.


Sounds like silly, excessive over regulation until you stop and consider all the other people on the sidewalk who don't want or shouldn't have to inhale someone else's cigarette smoke.

 
Could you get busted for 'vaping'? What about those folks? What about the vapors with nicotine?
 
"..no no no no NO!!! Not ME, officer! That WAS NOT a cigarette - it was a crack pipe, so I'm innocent!"


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 5:36pm
^LOL

When I moved away from the Indy area, the population was still less than a million.  I've heard and read things that claim NYC is less than pleasant for the nose.




E.B. White once said there are http://grammar.about.com/od/shortpassagesforanalysis/a/ebwnycpass07.htm" rel="nofollow - three New Yorks : The New York found in commuters, natives, and settlers. But what the great writer failed to mention is the fourth https://www.bustle.com/articles/31836-a-day-in-the-life-taxi-route-visualizer-will-make-you-appreciate-your-driver" rel="nofollow - New York — the city's summer smell . Yes, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere (especially in the summer time).

Sure, those three glorious months of open hydrants and Mister Softee is enough to get anyone to throw on some celebratory short shorts, but as always with NYC — there's a catch. Any Big Apple resident can attest to the unmistakable odors hanging heavy in the dense city air, wafting through the subway grates.

Imagining the sweet scent of summer rain? Nope. That's just the questionable drip from an air conditioner above your head. Mix that with the olfactory goodness of delicious streetside halal, mounting piles of garbage simmering in the heat, and crowded subway cars, and you've got yourself a sweaty New York summer.


https://www.bustle.com/articles/31869-how-new-york-city-smells-in-the-summer-the-good-the-bad-and-the-stanky




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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 7:14pm
Not to mention the smell of stale urine in the subways.

One smell I noticed during the times I visited there, was this odd, prevailing odor that I can only describe as being similar to burnt cheese.

Not completely unpleasant, just strange.


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 9:09pm
As a now non-smoker, I'd rather smell cigarette smoke (which I don't like now; it's amazing how you get used to the smell while being a smoker and don't realize how much it stinks) than the homeless people.  Do they have homeless bums, drunks and drug addicts still on the streets there?  Why don't they worry about that problem instead of whether you are moving or not whilst smoking?  I'm surprised NY hasn't banned all smoking everywhere yet.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 9:28pm
Even when I was a smoker I didn't like the smell of second hand smoke. The worst part is the raw, unfiltered smoke that comes directly off the lit end of the cigarette.

But as far as which other NYC smells are worse than cigarettes are concerned, I think the issue there is that unpleasant smells alone don't damage your health. Smells are not the same as actual smoke from burning leaves and paper that goes into your lungs and leaves traces of harmful chemicals.

Etc, etc.

When you look at it in the most logical light possible, there is no justifiable reason to NOT ban smoking in places where it adversely affects other people.

JMHO.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 9:30pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



Virtue signaling...

Is that the current conservative buzzword du jour? I know I'm not hearing snowflake and triggered much anymore, so I'm guessing they're no longer the current trendy fad words amongst the right.


 
I think it's a pretty good term.  From Urban Dictionary:
 
To take a conspicuous but essentially useless https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=action" rel="nofollow - - good cause but actually to show off how https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=much" rel="nofollow -
 
 


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 9:34pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

How are YOU doing, Thor?
Great!  Not one cigarette since 2/9.  I hope staying "quit" will be as easy as having quit.  So far, it hasn't been difficult.  Time will tell.
 
 
Congratulations Thor!  Way to go!  Thumbs Up  Feb 9 is my (deceased) Mom's birthday and after her trials and tribulations of having been a life-long smoker until she was forced to quit, she would be proud of you as well.  Big smile  I remember visiting her in the hospital and she was telling the nurses to never smoke.  Cry


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 9:38pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I think it's a pretty good term.

This is pretty much a liberal thing.  I'd make a bet that whoever proposed this legislation was a Dem.  Their sense of morality is always so much superior to those other white people (you know, the bad ones, the deplorables.)  LOL


Even though you think that remark was merely sarcastic, in reality your comment couldn't be more truthful. Something that is always surprising out of conservatives on the rare occasions that it happens...






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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 10:00pm
I don't understand why people want to smoke "medicinal" marijuana.  Confused  Unless you're on your death bed.  I don't want any smoke in my lungs, or chemicals; even "safe" and "all-natural" pot is still smoke in your lungs.  Better to stick with pot brownies.  Wink


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 10:02pm
I guess the effects are the strongest from smoking it.

Just a guess, though.

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Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 10:40pm
They should be called BRA-ny.  LOL

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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2018 at 1:01am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Not to mention the smell of stale urine in the subways.

One smell I noticed during the times I visited there, was this odd, prevailing odor that I can only describe as being similar to burnt cheese.

Not completely unpleasant, just strange.


It's the pigeon sh*t on a humid day. That stench will cling to your nose lining for hours. Maybe days.

Or the east river.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2018 at 5:28am
Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

It's the pigeon sh*t on a humid day. That stench will cling to your nose lining for hours. Maybe days.

Or the east river.


Growing up, the town we lived in sat along the banks of the Indian River which runs along the east coast of Florida. Back in those days for some reason, would occasionally stink to high heaven.

I haven't lived over there in years, but I think it doesn't stink anymore. Maybe it's cleaner or something.


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2018 at 5:30am
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I don't understand why people want to smoke "medicinal" marijuana.  Confused


Apparently it's more legal to smoke that than tobacco.  Go figure...  Ermm


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2018 at 8:54am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I don't understand why people want to smoke "medicinal" marijuana.  Confused  Unless you're on your death bed.  I don't want any smoke in my lungs, or chemicals; even "safe" and "all-natural" pot is still smoke in your lungs.  Better to stick with pot brownies.  Wink
 
A few years back, my neighbor in CA was having severe stomach issues that a slew of doctors and specialists couldn't figure out.  The only relief he could get was from pot.  The doctors greenlighted his use of it.  Hell, they weren't coming up with anything.  Finally. a nurse recognized his symptoms as being similar to her niece's, who had something called cannabinoid emesis syndrome, caused by a reaction to pot.  It's very rare.
 
My neighb stopped using pot, and within a month or so was feeling back to normal.  He'd lost years of his life due to the fact that his "medicine" was also his illness.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2018 at 6:57pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I don't understand why people want to smoke "medicinal" marijuana.  Confused  Unless you're on your death bed.  I don't want any smoke in my lungs, or chemicals; even "safe" and "all-natural" pot is still smoke in your lungs.  Better to stick with pot brownies.  Wink
ShockedConfusedI actually saw a legal packaging for the first time the other day. In this case, the weed was balled up like a wood furniture plug. The recipient was SO HAPPY to have it, but not me. I developed an allergy to weed about 30 years ago. If I even smell it these days, I have to relocate. Darned druggies!
At least I'm not allergic to LSD, Thorazine, Crack, Seconal, Heroin, Opium, Beer...even when I mix them all together<wheeeew! Guess I'm safe - no red eyes, no residual scent>


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 5:27am
Quote I actually saw a legal packaging for the first time the other day. In this case, the weed was balled up like a wood furniture plug. The recipient was SO HAPPY to have it, but not me.


Well, if that recipient prefers a weed suppository, who are we to argue...?  LOL


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Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 6:28am
As one of the few gals on here, I’d like to weigh in on this topic. The MeToo movement is out of hand - tartlets who slept their way up the movie food chain did not mind the casting couch twenty years ago when it served their purpose but now fast forward to today and those same skanks are suddenly pointing fingers using the media fallout to promote their waning careers - my question is - why the F* did you wait twenty years to report this supposed rape? Oh, yeah, that’s right, you were busy advancing your career and getting plumb movie roles. Also, very hard to believe these women when half of them dress in lingerie (or nothing) and post “look at me” selfies all over instagram.


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 7:08am
Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

As one of the few gals on here, I’d like to weigh in on this topic. The MeToo movement is out of hand - tartlets who slept their way up the movie food chain did not mind the casting couch twenty years ago when it served their purpose but now fast forward to today and those same skanks are suddenly pointing fingers using the media fallout to promote their waning careers - my question is - why the F* did you wait twenty years to report this supposed rape? Oh, yeah, that’s right, you were busy advancing your career and getting plumb movie roles. Also, very hard to believe these women when half of them dress in lingerie (or nothing) and post “look at me” selfies all over instagram.
As another one of the few gals on here, I totally agree with you.  Unless you have really been raped (female or male), there is no place for these accusations, and going back decades is ridiculous.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2018 at 7:46pm
Oh, fer Crissakes.  Seems rapper Kendrick Lamar just won a Pulitzer prize.
 
As I've done before with rappers, I Google the guy's name + "lyrics", click onto the top website, and then click onto the first song.  This makes it as random as possible.  That is, no cherry-picking.  Then I post the lyrics.  In this case, the song is Is It Love?.  Here we go (as usual, lotsa niggas, hoes, bitches, guns, violence and the worship of wealth---I mean, very nice and all, but Pulitzer prize material?? LOL):
 
Sit still and close your eyes (smoke to it)
What's behind the other door? Oh-ohh
No more silence (no more silence)
Don't kill this thing we got called love (don't shoot)
Just searching for the perfect shot

[Chorus: Angela McCluskey]
When love comes calling, don't look back
When love comes calling, don't look away
When love comes calling, don't look back
When love comes calling, don't look away

[Kendrick Lamar (Angela McCluskey)]
I used to write rhymes all day and all night
When y'all was playing PlayStation, my pencil was erasing lines
My conscience only knew what's half-tight
At 3:14, it's time to get me a slice my nigga
This is a dog's fight my nigga
The soundtrack to life my nigga
Kendrick Lamar, his momma called him that
He watched House Party and ate Apple Jacks
He sold Sega games, his cousin sold crack
He pumped Reeboks, his uncles pumped packs
Punk fake, jump-shot, ball hit the back
Ball dreams of being point guard was off limits Jack
That's because these Compton streets was built not to win
You killed the nigga, I stole a bible, is that a sin?
Part of me though, I'm searching for answers (just searching for the perfect shot)
The good kid from the ugly city that's mad that he's had some
Where is the love?

[Chorus: Angela McCluskey (Kendrick Lamar)]
When love comes calling, don't look back
When love comes calling, don't look away (where is the love?)
When love comes calling, don't look back
When love comes calling, don't look away

[Kendrick Lamar (Angela McCluskey)]
Give me rings, give me chains mayne
Give me a blue Benz, red Porsche, red Range
Give me black bitches, white hoes, new clothes
A mansion with marble floors and security codes
Then give me some landa, or maybe I'll land a
G5, clear port, say hello to the man
Give me awards, Grammies, and let the crowd applaud
my name till they strain the veins in they vocal chords
Give me fame and fortune, me and Trump on golf courses
With that being said, give me Tiger's sports endorsements
Give me billboards, whatever that people would kill for
Manhattan at 40/40, no forties but rose poured
Give me vanity, give me Kurt Cobain sanity
Give me a city where Channel 7 newscasters' cameras be
Give me horror like Amity, no, give me the charts (just searching for the perfect shot)
And if you ever renege, I'll still give you Kendrick Lamar
This is me, and that's love

[Chorus: Angela McCluskey]
When love comes calling, don't look back
When love comes calling, don't look away
When love comes calling, don't look back
When love comes calling, don't look away

[Kendrick Lamar]
Now everybody smoke to it
for this is, the celebration
 
 


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2018 at 5:43am
Quote but Pulitzer prize material?


Since they've apparently lowered their standards, expect Pulitzers for coloring books and tweets soon, too...  LOL


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 08 May 2018 at 7:15pm
I'm about to issue a Silver Alert,  Thor didn't even find a little time for us over the weekend.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 08 May 2018 at 8:36pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I'm about to issue a Silver Alert,  Thor didn't even find a little time for us over the weekend.
CryYa got to remember he's OLD.
Could be dead - yea, that sounds about right -ya never know.
He lives a life of danger in a dangerous area, all those hefty Italian boyos hangin' around and him probably lookin' a little more old & Irish. They probably gave him some 'cement shoes' and tossed him into one of those plastic kiddy pools filled with 1 foot of water, where he drowned. 
 
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 May 2018 at 10:02pm
I'm only dead on the inside.
 
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 May 2018 at 10:14pm
I think Thor's wicked brother won't let him use the computer very often and won't let him set up his own.

Plus, I think he makes Thor do all the housework like the laundry the dishes and scrubbing floors...



Though I know he dreams of being free....





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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 May 2018 at 6:44pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I'm only dead on the inside.
 
 
 
LOL  That's the way my insides feel!

Paging Bill, Thor from receiving is needed in sports products.




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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 09 May 2018 at 7:10pm
^ I've actually done that before!!!

Because really, what can they do, tell you not to do it anymore?



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 May 2018 at 7:45pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I think Thor's wicked brother won't let him use the computer very often and won't let him set up his own.

Plus, I think he makes Thor do all the housework like the laundry the dishes and scrubbing floors...



Though I know he dreams of being free....



EmbarrassedOur very own little Cinderfella!

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 09 May 2018 at 10:29pm
He's such a delicate little flower....

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 10 May 2018 at 8:11am
Naah...I just don't feel like being on the computer as much as I used to.  20 minutes a day at the most.  Maybe twice that on weekends.
 
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 May 2018 at 4:46pm
I know - I guess what I heard is true - hard to type on your knees while getting that tub scrubbed, too. Do you wear one of those revealing 'French Maid' outfits? No pictures, please.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 May 2018 at 5:48pm
That, plus he has to wait until his mean old big brother goes in the bathroom to spend twenty minutes on the toilet, to sneak into his room and use his computer on the sly.

As soon as he hears the sound of the toilet paper roll spinning on the dispenser, he knows it's time to start logging off and return to the never ending drudgery of his household chores.

Poor ol fella....



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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 10 May 2018 at 10:39pm
Thor, are you spending your time herding cats and breaking up cats and dog fights?  LOL  How are the critters getting along now anyway?  Smile


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 May 2018 at 8:54am
Cherry Hill principal apologizes for 'insensitive' prom tickets
 
PHILADELPHIA (CBS) — The principal of Cherry Hill High School East has issued an apology after some words on the school’s senior prom tickets drew criticism.
 
The tickets told students to “party like it’s 1776,” because the dance is being held at the National Constitution Center.
 
“It was insensitive and irresponsible not to appreciate that not all communities can celebrate what life was like in 1776. I especially apologize to our African American students, whom I have let down by not initially recognizing the inappropriateness of this wording,” principal Dennis Perry explained in a letter to the community.
 
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2018/05/20/cherry-hill-east-dennis-perry-prom-tickets/" rel="nofollow - http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2018/05/20/cherry-hill-east-dennis-perry-prom-tickets/
 
 


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 5:20am
What, no apologies to the Baptists because there will be dancing...?  Confused


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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 3:15pm
I wonder if any black students said they were offended. I've grown tired of the trend concerning white people being offended for minority people who have not indicated they themselves were offended. I guess they will have to rename Constitutional Hall or tear it down.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 3:25pm
Spineless, gutless wimps like the school principal need to stop apologizing for everything and eventually this kind of thing will cease.

When you encourage people to act a certain way by giving in to them and giving them what they want, they'll just keep on doing it and continue to push it as far as they can push it.

All the principal had to say was "We meant no offense by it".

End of discussion.


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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 7:20pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Spineless, gutless wimps like the school principal need to stop apologizing for everything and eventually this kind of thing will cease.

When you encourage people to act a certain way by giving in to them and giving them what they want, they'll just keep on doing it and continue to push it as far as they can push it.

All the principal had to say was "We meant no offense by it".

End of discussion.
I concur.

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 11:09pm
Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

I wonder if any black students said they were offended. I've grown tired of the trend concerning white people being offended for minority people who have not indicated they themselves were offended. I guess they will have to rename Constitutional Hall or tear it down.
 
Yeah, being offended on behalf of others always seems so patronizing, especially when the people they're offended on behalf of, are fully capable of being offended on their own.
 
 


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 11:12pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Spineless, gutless wimps like the school principal need to stop apologizing for everything and eventually this kind of thing will cease.

When you encourage people to act a certain way by giving in to them and giving them what they want, they'll just keep on doing it and continue to push it as far as they can push it.

All the principal had to say was "We meant no offense by it".

End of discussion.
 
Not sure that would satisfy the people who are pretending to be offended.  They require something to happen---some policy change, someone getting fired, some statue removed.
 
This is one situation that begs for the "Oh, fer cryin' out loud!" response.
 
 
 
 



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