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Topic: Mechanically Separated Chicken!
Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Subject: Mechanically Separated Chicken!
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2017 at 2:44am
I am a music promoter and as I was eating a chicken meal one day, I absentmindedly decided to read the ingredients, salt, broth, seasoning, the normal stuff, and my eye caught sight of the main ingredient. Mechanically separated chicken! I then thought,"That could be a good name for a Rock band! Mechanically Separated Chicken! I could have T-shirts with raw chicken being separated by a robot machine! Fans could say,"I just bought Mechanically Separated Chicken's new single! They rock!"

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2017 at 7:38pm
Did Walgreens add a music selection? Tongue
 
That sounds like some good eats if you are reading the box.
 
Ya know, Donathan used to start a lot of meaningless threads too.


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2017 at 7:50pm
No, not a meaningless thread. I really do think that Mechanically Separated Chicken would be a good name for a rock band! There have been weirder real life band names. The The is a weird band name. The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off is a weird band name. Panic! At The Disco is a weird band name. Kajagoogoo is a weird band name. Mechanically Separated Chicken would fit right in! :D

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2017 at 1:36am
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

No, not a meaningless thread. I really do think that Mechanically Separated Chicken would be a good name for a rock band! There have been weirder real life band names. The The is a weird band name. The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off is a weird band name. Panic! At The Disco is a weird band name. Kajagoogoo is a weird band name. Mechanically Separated Chicken would fit right in! :D

Donathan, you f*cking retard, Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have is a SONG by Panic!At the Disco.  Were you and your brain mechanically separated?  Wait we already know the answer to that.


Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2017 at 2:11am
So, I made a mistake. Bite me and sue me! And I am not Donathan!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2017 at 2:16am
Originally posted by verminstew verminstew wrote:

Donathan, you f*cking retard, Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have is a SONG by Panic!At the Disco. Were you and your brain mechanically separated? Wait we already know the answer to that.










Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2017 at 3:07am
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

So, I made a mistake. Bite me and sue me! And I am not Donathan!

Donathan, you asked me to "bite you" in another thread.  (I believe you were NONS in that one)

And maybe I was a bit harsh calling you a retard, but as a Professional Music Promoter you really should be more careful.  Careless mistakes like the one above could cost you clients.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2017 at 4:46am
C'mon guys, Donathan is really leading up to showcasing us his one-man band, "The Schizos" (pronounced 'sh*tzos', not 'Skitzos'), of which he is, of course, the Star... 
 LOL


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2017 at 7:36pm
Originally posted by verminstew verminstew wrote:

Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

So, I made a mistake. Bite me and sue me! And I am not Donathan!

Donathan, you asked me to "bite you" in another thread.  (I believe you were NONS in that one)

And maybe I was a bit harsh calling you a retard, but as a Professional Music Promoter you really should be more careful.  Careless mistakes like the one above could cost you clients.
LOLLOL
NO! Verminstew.  You were not too harsh.
 Donnathang dreams of biting, licking and all sorts of things normal people enjoy.


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 5:45am
Fortunately, Donathanthrax only occurs in spots and is not widespread or contagious...  LOL

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 8:53am
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

I am a music promoter...
 
Tell us about that.  Tongue
 
 


Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 9:22am
Well, I book musical acts into clubs. I am responsible for making sure the music acts perform. I hype them up too. For example,"Mechanically Separated Chicken" is the best local rock band you will hear tonight! They are the new big thing! For your listening pleasure, here is Mechanically Separated Chicken!"

Mechanically Separated Chicken does their rocking set, the crowd cheers. I am screwed if Mechanically Separated Chicken does a bad set and gets booed, however as I hyped them up. If they do falter, I have to save my face and help them out at the same time. I say something like,"And that was their comedic, light hearted song!"

I then talk to them after the horrible show and ask them what went wrong as I know they are a great band. They then say something like,"I was way too nervous, performing for 50 people extremely daunted me, etc, etc. I then tell them to pretend that the audience are pillows. You wouldn't be nervous performing in front of non judgemental pillows. I try not to say,"Pretend the audience is in their underwear," cliche, because that would make you more nervous in real life. I then tell Mechanically Separated Chicken that they are a great band and will do better next time. We get burgers, soda and fries to make us all feel better about the bombed set.


After a GOOD show we drink glasses of champagne and eat lobster and risotta to celebrate!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 11:10am
LOL
Cool story, bra.

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Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 12:26pm
WOW!  I am impressed! Hey listen, I googled "Max Jones, music promoter" and couldn't come up with any hits.  Would you be so kind as to post a link to your website with contact info? I am looking to bring Mechanically Separated Chicken to my club, Captain Cluck's.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 12:51pm
LOL^Clap
 
Yes, Mr. Pouth.
 
DO share some of your work with us.
 
There is something fishy about this thread...
 
 
 


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 2:15pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


 
There is something fishy about this thread...
 
 

For example: Acts who are intimidated by performing in front of 50 people, aren't making the kind of money that pays for lobster and champaign celebrations.


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 7:29pm
Well, it's cheap lobster and cheap champagne! ;) I am not exactly a multi millionaire, yet! ;)

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 7:53pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, it's cheap lobster and cheap champagne! ;) I am not exactly a multi millionaire, yet! ;)
Why didn't you answer Verminstew's question?
You aren't supposed to promote a business here, but if someone asks for more information, you would jump on the opportunity! If you weren't the same old brain dead troll that leaves some sort of stink here everyday.
Did you send her a PM? LOL
 
Originally posted by verminstew verminstew wrote:

WOW! I am impressed! Hey listen, I googled "Max Jones, music promoter" and couldn't come up with any hits. Would you be so kind as to post a link to your website with contact info? I am looking to bring Mechanically Separated Chicken to my club, Captain Cluck's.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 10:11pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, I book musical acts into clubs. I am responsible for making sure the music acts perform. I hype them up too. For example,"Mechanically Separated Chicken" is the best local rock band you will hear tonight! They are the new big thing! For your listening pleasure, here is Mechanically Separated Chicken!"

Mechanically Separated Chicken does their rocking set, the crowd cheers. I am screwed if Mechanically Separated Chicken does a bad set and gets booed, however as I hyped them up. If they do falter, I have to save my face and help them out at the same time. I say something like,"And that was their comedic, light hearted song!"

I then talk to them after the horrible show and ask them what went wrong as I know they are a great band. They then say something like,"I was way too nervous, performing for 50 people extremely daunted me, etc, etc. I then tell them to pretend that the audience are pillows. You wouldn't be nervous performing in front of non judgemental pillows. I try not to say,"Pretend the audience is in their underwear," cliche, because that would make you more nervous in real life. I then tell Mechanically Separated Chicken that they are a great band and will do better next time. We get burgers, soda and fries to make us all feel better about the bombed set.


After a GOOD show we drink glasses of champagne and eat lobster and risotta to celebrate!
 
 
I don't know about everyone else, but I'm certainly convinced.  Thumbs Up
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 11:03pm
This is precisely why we have lost so many members

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 11:23pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

This is precisely why we have lost so many members


I doubt it.



Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 11:23pm
Certainly lowered my GAF level.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 11:36pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

This is precisely why we have lost so many members


I doubt it.

You're quick to contradict, so you must know something none of us know - please fill us in.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2017 at 11:39pm
Wink
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Certainly lowered my GAF level.
Do you mean GAF (a material production company) or gaf (as in mental health assessment)?
 


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 12:41am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

You're quick to contradict, so you must know something none of us know - please fill us in.


Just hard for me to believe that any mature, grown adult would get their panties in a wad and stomp off mad over such a minor annoyance.

Besides, his goofiness is the only halfway entertaining thing that goes on around here anymore.



Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 1:18am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

You're quick to contradict, so you must know something none of us know - please fill us in.


Just hard for me to believe that any mature, grown adult would get their panties in a wad and stomp off mad over such a minor annoyance.

Besides, his goofiness is the only halfway entertaining thing that goes on around here anymore.

WinkSo...you're here due to a love of Donathan and nothing more?
 


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 1:33am
Well, Mechanically Separated Chicken had a gig tonight, and it went good! Woo-hoo! :D The crowd loved them! They rocked it, they killed it, they brought their A Game, they were ace, all of the terms meaning good! :D

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 1:33am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Wink
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Certainly lowered my GAF level.
Do you mean GAF (a material production company) or gaf (as in mental health assessment)?
 

GaF (as in Give a Fvck), though "mental health assessment" sort of fits too. LOL

Nah, it's like you DVR a great episode of your favorite sitcom. It's funny as hell the first time you watch it.. still pretty damn funny the second time.. kinda funny the next 10 times.. but eventually it gets old and boring, and you delete it to make room for something new. Then, when you're channel surfing, and the channel that plays your sitcom only ever plays that one episode, you eventually start scanning right past that channel without bothering to see what's on.. you just assume you already know what you'll see.

Though credit where it's due, there seems to be a never-ending wellspring of new characters.


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 1:36am
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, Mechanically Separated Chicken had a gig tonight, and it went good! Woo-hoo! :D The crowd loved them! They rocked it, they killed it, they brought their A Game, they were ace, all of the terms meaning good! :D

You do realize that you just outed yourself for being completely full of sh*t, since "Mechanically Separated Chicken" was something you thought would be a good band name, not an actual band that you promote?

Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

I am a music promoter and as I was eating a chicken meal one day, I absentmindedly decided to read the ingredients, salt, broth, seasoning, the normal stuff, and my eye caught sight of the main ingredient. Mechanically separated chicken! I then thought,"That could be a good name for a Rock band! Mechanically Separated Chicken! I could have T-shirts with raw chicken being separated by a robot machine! Fans could say,"I just bought Mechanically Separated Chicken's new single! They rock!"

LOL


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 1:39am
Because I JUST named them that soon after I started this thread! ;)

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 1:42am
I'm sure you've missed this:


Wink



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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 2:18am
So, we are at dinner celebrating yet another good gig! :D. My band is not getting cheap champagne and cheap lobster, no, they are getting ribeye steak, lobster, steak fries, and Dom! And for dessert, Belgium chocolate mousse! They deserve a fine and expensive meal once in a blue moon! I may not be a multimillionaire, but I can budget for a rare splurge especially when they did such a good set like tonight! :D

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 2:34am
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

So, we are at dinner celebrating yet another good gig! :D. My band is not getting cheap champagne and cheap lobster, no, they are getting ribeye steak, lobster, steak fries, and Dom! And for dessert, Belgium chocolate mousse! They deserve a fine and expensive meal once in a blue moon! I may not be a multimillionaire, but I can budget for a rare splurge especially when they did such a good set like tonight! :D


That's cool, Cranedy!!!

Glad to hear everything went well!!!

Tell us more about them!!!



Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 2:50am
Well, Mark is the lead singer, Patrick is the electric guitarist, Steve is the drummer, Garry is the bass guitarist , Andy is the keyboardist. :)

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 3:38am
Where's Dave?

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 4:58am
Dave's not here.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 4:59am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

WinkSo...you're here due to a love of Donathan and nothing more?


Nooope.

Not here to hate on anyone either.

Just here to pass the time, shoot the sh*t with people and have some fun.



Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 5:22am
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Dave's not here.
I bet Dave is a band member and probably plays the flute, but not a metal one.


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 5:38am
Quote Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, I book musical acts into clubs. I am responsible for making sure the music acts perform. I hype them up too. For example,"Mechanically Separated Chicken" is the best local rock band you will hear tonight! They are the new big thing! For your listening pleasure, here is Mechanically Separated Chicken!"

Mechanically Separated Chicken does their rocking set, the crowd cheers. I am screwed if Mechanically Separated Chicken does a bad set and gets booed, however as I hyped them up. If they do falter, I have to save my face and help them out at the same time. I say something like,"And that was their comedic, light hearted song!"

I then talk to them after the horrible show and ask them what went wrong as I know they are a great band. They then say something like,"I was way too nervous, performing for 50 people extremely daunted me, etc, etc. I then tell them to pretend that the audience are pillows. You wouldn't be nervous performing in front of non judgemental pillows. I try not to say,"Pretend the audience is in their underwear," cliche, because that would make you more nervous in real life. I then tell Mechanically Separated Chicken that they are a great band and will do better next time. We get burgers, soda and fries to make us all feel better about the bombed set.


After a GOOD show we drink glasses of champagne and eat lobster and risotta to celebrate!
 
Were you selling lollipops at the club to make a little extra money?
 
So, what % of the gate were you taking in?  A 6-way split isn't going to be much.  Since you book clubs, you must have a rep for doing so.  Where in Miami are you again?  Any YouTube videos of the bands you promote?  They'd love to get a little PR.  Does the band allow you to snort coke out of the navels of the roadies, too?  If not, it sounds like they are letting you miss a lot of the fun!


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 12:56pm
Well, my band gets $100 each gig. They get $15 each a gig and I get $10. :)

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 2:35pm
So after you spent the entire $100 on a bottle of Dom.. and then some out of pocket since Dom costs over a hundo a bottle.. who sprang for the food?

Oh wait, I forgot, MSC did two successful gigs in an hour and a half, so y'all had $200 to spend.

You guys must have teardown and setup down to a science.



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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 2:53pm
Sounds like you guys are doing well, Cran!!!

Keep up the good work!!!!

And keep us filled in on your new gigs!!!


Posted By: NiteRaidah
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 3:25pm
Just make sure the model is 18 feet, not inches.


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 4:11pm
Originally posted by NiteRaidah NiteRaidah wrote:

Just make sure the model is 18 feet, not inches.









Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 6:36pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

I am a music promoter and as I was eating a chicken meal one day, I absentmindedly decided to read the ingredients, salt, broth, seasoning, the normal stuff, and my eye caught sight of the main ingredient. Mechanically separated chicken! I then thought,"That could be a good name for a Rock band! Mechanically Separated Chicken! I could have T-shirts with raw chicken being separated by a robot machine! Fans could say,"I just bought Mechanically Separated Chicken's new single! They rock!"
Let's review how this thread has evolved.
 
This went from some frozen dinner to an actual band named MSC...you've outdone yourself on the (sh*t I made up on CIH) scale.
 
You have not said one believable word, not given us any tangible information. Not a single venue or website to prove what you are saying.
 
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

I'm sure you've missed this:


Wink

 
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 6:42pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Let's review how this thread has evolved.

This went from some frozen dinner to an actual band named MSC...you've outdone yourself on the (sh*t I made up on CIH) scale.

You have not said one believable word, not given us any tangible information. Not a single venue or website to prove what you are saying.


It's great having creative, imaginative people like him on a forum like this, isn't it?

Just adds to the entertainment.



Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 6:43pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Dave's not here.
I bet Dave is a band member and probably plays the flute, but not a metal one.
^^LOL
 


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 6:47pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Let's review how this thread has evolved.

This went from some frozen dinner to an actual band named MSC...you've outdone yourself on the (sh*t I made up on CIH) scale.

You have not said one believable word, not given us any tangible information. Not a single venue or website to prove what you are saying.


It's great having creative, imaginative people like him on a forum like this, isn't it?

Just adds to the entertainment.

I agree, but it just gets a little crazy and creepy. Such a desperate person.
 
We would get along just fine without him/her/it.


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 7:11pm
No, I paid the entire bill. It was my treat for them! :D They deserve to be treated to very fine restaurants once in a blue moon! :D

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 7:39pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

No, I paid the entire bill. It was my treat for them! :D They deserve to be treated to very fine restaurants once in a blue moon! :D
It's a good idea to 'quote' the person you wish to reply to.
 
Wacko
 


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 7:48pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

No, I paid the entire bill. It was my treat for them! :D They deserve to be treated to very fine restaurants once in a blue moon! :D


That's cool, Cran!!!!

You rock, dude!!!



Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 7:50pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I agree, but it just gets a little crazy and creepy. Such a desperate person.

We would get along just fine without him/her/it.


I am happy he's here and I hope he continues to post even more!!!



Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 8:04pm
^ I guess I really don't care, if this is how he gets his kicks. Still, he is pathetic!

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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 8:43pm
what manager worth its salt would only take 10% commission on an act that only existed two seconds ago? 60% those bitches until they prove their worth.


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 10:52pm
I am not taking 60 percent commission on my band! I am not a greedy, ruthless shark!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 11:41pm
I don't even think Mechanically Separated Chicken is a particularly good band name. 
 
 
1.  It's too long.
2.  Has no obvious nickname ("Chicken", maybe?)
3.  It sounds like a name an outsider to punk or metal might think is good.  Maybe something a 12 y/o would've thought of in the 70s or 80s.
 
 


Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 11:51pm
And, The The name (Band from decades ago) is any better than Mechanically Separated Chicken? ;)

Mechanically Separated Chicken has a gig later on tonight! Here's hoping they do another rocking set like they did last night! :D

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2017 at 11:58pm
Well, The The sucked, so it doesn't matter their name.
 
 


Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 1:27am
Well, Mechanically Separated Chicken rocked again. ! Woo-hoo!,:D The crowd loved them once again! They were phenomenal!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 1:53am
A whole gig in about an HOUR!
Amazing.
Clown


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 2:13am
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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 2:32am
Homey don't play 'FacePlace', dipshiit.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 5:05am
 
Quote I don't even think Mechanically Separated Chicken is a particularly good band name. 
 
But here is a great one:  LOL
 
Deerf**king Monkey
 
Inspired by a video!  Wink
 
 
LOL


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 2:52pm

CryMrTimathan!

You thinkathan a mechanically separated chicken would find Chinese Animal Porn/Bestiality mildly offensive as that band probably plays in churches for youth groups? Or are you hopingathan the viewers will not understandithan since they are Oriental?

The Inquiring Mindless NEED TO KNOW!
 
Pawolfithan, who's mind has now been polluted....Cry
 
Wink

 



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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 4:58pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

CryMrTimathan!

You thinkathan a mechanically separated chicken would find Chinese Animal Porn/Bestiality mildly offensive as that band probably plays in churches for youth groups? Or are you hopingathan the viewers will not understandithan since they are Oriental?

The Inquiring Mindless NEED TO KNOW!
 
Pawolfithan, who's mind has now been polluted....Cry
 
Wink

Speaking of churches, Orientals and the Donathaband...


IT ALL FITS!!!!!! Shocked

LOL






Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 6:16pm
^LOLLOL
 
I remember that song!  Karma Chameleon would work too! LOL
 
 

Max Jones

Producer // Sound Designer // Composer

Location
Miami, Florida
 
Industry
Music
Current
  1. Jane Blue & the Hunters,
  2. Hairy Spider Legs Records,
  3. Max Jones
Previous
  1. Gilles Serrand,
  2. Gabby Young,
  3. Ora Cogan
Education
  1. Garnish School of Sound
Sorry, Donna.
Your credibility has reached an all time low.
 
https://uk.linkedin.com/in/max-jones-0573822b" rel="nofollow - https://uk.linkedin.com/in/max-jones-0573822b


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 6:53pm
Ermm
"Tagged as WHAT?!"
http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Max_Jones_11552404/" rel="nofollow - http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Max_Jones_11552404/

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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 9:43pm
That Max Jones is from UNITED KINGDOM. I am from NORTH AMERICA!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 10:09pm
Look at my link - that must be you. We don't support drug users around here - you need to come clean with us

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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 11:05pm
The Max Jones in the arrest article is four years younger than I am and lives in Ohio! I have never been to Ohio in my life!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2017 at 11:49pm
Well, you use drugs and act irresponsible at such an old age - I just know in my heart of hearts that is true.
 
I think it is time you repent, beg forgiveness, and let go your evil ways - especially chasing those  one-eyed trouser snakes.


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2017 at 12:17am
I don't use drugs!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: NiteRaidah
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2017 at 1:04am
do drugs use you, though?


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2017 at 1:17am


Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2017 at 1:46am
I have never taken drugs in my life!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2017 at 4:43am
That's true.  Donathan pitches those schizo pills right in the trash as soon as he gets them...

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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 5:33pm
Well, Mechanically Separated Chicken had another gig last night. They were going great and rocking as usual! :) But, things got rocky and shaky when a group of vegetarians/devout animal lovers harrassed my band in the middle of the set saying,"You guys are disgusting! Using the slaughter of innocent animals as your band name! Filthy trash!" "You guys oughta burn in hell! "Go f-ck yourselves, you abominable sh-theads! You guys are the Devil Incarnate!"

I got up on stage to defend my band, as I could see they were visibly upset. Inside my head," I was thinking,"F-ck off you f-cking freaks and leave my band alone! Go push your f-cking animal loving agenda elsewhere! thBut of course, I couldn't say that aloud. I had to calmly calm the fire that was metaphorically spreading. So, I politely and diplomatically said,"You are entitled to your opinion. But please try to be nice about it! The vegetarians/animal lovers said,"Why don't you stop making a profit off of the killing of innocent animals?" WTF!

I said,"It's just an innocent band name. You are welcome to ignore the music if you do not agree with the message." Inside I was thinking,"I oughta kick your asses right now!" The vegetarians/ animal lovers said,"We will boycott this place as long as this place allows Mechanically Separated Chicken to play here!

The owner of the club said,"The animal activist group has been my loyal customers for 10 years. I cannot allow my business to be boycotted by them. Your band is blacklisted from performing at my club." The vegetarians/ animal lovers smirked at us. I demanded my band still get played for the songs they performed before being so rudely interrupted. The owner paid us for the songs and we left.

My band was understandably shaken up. I said,"You can't please everyone. You are becoming rockstars. That was a taste of the backlash that comes when you find someone that doesn't agree with our message. You guys are a wonderful and great band. Don't let that animal activist coalition be a major thorn in your side."

I then begun talking about major rockbands that had backlash such as The Beatles and said,"They were treated like trash by ultra conservative people and still persevered and are considered one of the best rock bands of all time!"

They still looked unsure and I said,"Offending people like what happened tonight is a major sign that you are making your mark as aspiring rock stars!" But don't offend TOO much,"I told them with a wink. I suggested we go to the bar and go shoot some pool and have a round of cheap fries, buffalo wings, and beer to take the edge off of what happened. We all agreed and had a great time just kicking back at the bar and trying to dissolve the tension of the fiasco that had happenened.



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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 6:05pm
What a band full of chickensh*ts!


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 6:13pm
^LOL
 
I say we help our (disturbed) little Cranathan...help him with a new band name.
 
Internet Aliases Are Us?


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 6:46pm
Uh where does he get this wild imagination from? Did he just pull this 'stuff' right out of his ass?

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 6:56pm
Eating Paste?

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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 7:35pm
You guys are just jealous that you are not the music promoter of a great music band like Mechanically Separated Chicken who are aspiring rock stars! ;)

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 8:29pm
Don't you remember??  Your ridiculous stories are supposed to go in the Creative Forum.
 
Well, just keep it in mind for the ridiculous subsequent chapters.
 
 


Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 8:30pm
This is not fiction! This is my real life!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 8:33pm
No.  None of that happened.  None of it.
 
 


Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 8:50pm
Keep drinking that Haterade, Thor! When my band becomes This generation's The Beatles and The Rolling Stones, you will hang your head in chagrined shame!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 8:56pm
^ LOL
 
And I can't wait!


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 9:00pm
I sort of agree with the animal rights people.

I think you should consider altering your band's name just a bit.

Call them Mechanical Chicken.

Get a graphic artist to design a logo of a bad ass mechanical chicken.

Sounds better anyway.

The current name sounds like you're trying too hard to be different.

This could be your first album cover...





Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 9:08pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Keep drinking that Haterade, Thor! When my band becomes This generation's The Beatles and The Rolling Stones, you will hang your head in chagrined shame!
 
They're not even going to be this generation's Ozark Mountain Daredevils.
 
 


Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 9:09pm
Well,I don't think they should have attacked my band over an innocent name! It's not as if I made a robot and actually had the robot separate a live chicken!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 9:15pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well,I don't think they should have attacked my band over an innocent name! It's not as if I made a robot and actually had the robot separate a live chicken!
These days, everybody has video on their phones. You can't prove sh*t!

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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 9:17pm
Well, the club did not allow photography!

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 9:21pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, the club did not allow photography!


Just change the name of the band!!!

It's offensive and not clever at all!!!!



Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 9:47pm
I like this 'change the name' business. Make it simple and people might know who you were just through your new name. Try 'Atomic Rooster' - seems a 'natural evolution', eh? Make this a global announcement right away - tell anyone who wants to complain that this is all about fortune and fame and that they can all go screw themselves if they don't like it.
Trust me - it will work.


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 9:58pm
Well, Garry just called me and said timidly,"Maybe we should change the name of the band? I didn't like being harrassed at the club last night by that animal activist coalition group." I told him,"That was just one group that harrassed you. Don't let it bother you! The other audience members love you guys! And so did the audience members at most of the other gigs! "

Garry replied,"But, the owner has blacklisted us from performing there again!" That's not good for starting musicians!"

I replied,"It was a hole in the wall club. It wasn't like it was something big like The White House or Madison Square Garden!"

Garry replied timidly,"The point is, we are blacklisted because of the name, Mr. Jones! The name NEEDS to be changed!" I heard a note of desperation in his voice.

I took a deep breath and said,"So, what do you think the band name should be changed to?"

Garry brightly replied,"Robot Chicken!"

I scoffed at him. "You want to change the name of our band to Robot Chicken like the name of the show that airs on Adult Swim on CN? Are you tryng to get us hit with copyright infringement lawsuits? That's WORSE than being blacklisted from some hole in the wall club? Garry said dejectedly, "Okay, bad name idea, but please seriously look into changing the band name?! " I promised him I would and he said "Thank you" and we hung up.


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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 10:01pm
Read my lips.... MECHANICAL CHICKEN.

Period.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 10:07pm
ATOMIC ROOSTER.
Do as I say and you're bound to become instantly known world-wide, on short notice.


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Posted By: Cranedy Pouth
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 10:38pm
Well, the other band members called me and aired the same complaints about the animal activist coalition harrassment. They ALL want the name changed. We have all decided to officially hold a meeting tonight to change the name. Jimbo's Mechanical Chicken suggestion is looking really good right about now! ;)

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Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 10:53pm
You're just kissing up - ATOMIC ROOSTER is a much better name with greater impact

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2017 at 11:06pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

You're just kissing up - ATOMIC ROOSTER is a much better name with greater impact


I disagree. Sounds too generic.

I bet there are several bands with that name already anyway.

Besides, they've already built up some recognition of the old name, so why not stick with something that sounds similar, but with the offensive word removed?

Best bet, afaic.

And the animal rights people will love them when they find out how they changed the name like that.




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