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Topic: What are you listening to NOW? (thread #3)Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Subject: What are you listening to NOW? (thread #3)
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2016 at 1:19pm
This is an expansion of http://www.commercialsihate.com/what-are-you-listening-to-now_topic19170.html" rel="nofollow - the second thread which was getting a bit big for its britches; this can cause excessive lag when loading, so I started a new one.
As the thread title asks, what are you listening to NOW?
"The Devil You Know" -- http://www.anthrax.com/" rel="nofollow - Anthrax
"In the End" -- http://www.anthrax.com/" rel="nofollow - Anthrax
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2016 at 8:11pm
Cool Chicago blues-style music.
Daddy Long Legs..."Stranger Rides Tonight":
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2016 at 8:33pm
Fascinated by Company B.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2016 at 9:47pm
Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2016 at 1:18pm
"The Devil You Know" -- http://www.anthrax.com/" rel="nofollow - Anthrax
Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2016 at 1:18pm
"The Laundromat of Sin" -- http://www.wormquartet.com/" rel="nofollow - Worm Quartet
The anti-fish from dildoland
Is marching down a mucus strand
That leads from Falco to Iran
With stops at Chad and Spain
While nine fat Popes and two wet Jews
Guffaw and grunt and fill their loos
With milk squeezed from their Underoos
And carbonated pain
A riboflavin travesty
Goes up and down the tapestry
That graces my new haggis tree
By cowlight and bi-nightly
And Christ the kumquat troubadour
Has stapled omelettes to the floor
And burned the bush from every whore
Whose curtains were unsightly
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A pox upon the vomit king
Who brandished forth his ding-a-ling
And then defiled everything
With Casios and roses
A pox upon the lying lips
That promised me fried paper clips
For now I'm eating Beggin' Strips
And shacking up with Moses
A pox upon this stupid song
Which sounds too dumb and lasts too long
As od'rous as a sumo's thong
And worse with every stanza
A pox upon the nipple tree
That I've been growing rectally
Since long division and E.T.
Had sex with Tony Danza
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Bony butter children sit and stare
At a shredded Hustler reduced to porn specks
But there's nothing in my underwear
That can't be found in a box of Corn Chex
And in the laundromat of sin
Your soul is dry, but your socks are burning
Did you wash your pants in rancid yogurt?
Cuz it sure smells like the Tide® is turning now
A screeching wad of camel bile
Is hurtling glumly down the aisle
And genuflecting all the while
Like Nerfuls at a totem
And traipsing through the wiggling sod
A sentient screaming curtain rod
As subtle as a cattle prod
Delivered to the scrotum
The holy mane of Mr. T
Was eaten by calligraphy
Served with a side of sodomy
And doom and gloom and presage
So graft potatoes to your brain
And lubricate a whooping crane
Hello there, I'm John McCain
And I approve this message
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2016 at 2:02pm
^ That (first one) was good. I like that.
Just read about "them" (TWQ) on Wiki.
Pretty cool how "they" came about. Might try to listen to some more, though I can see it maybe getting a bit repetitive if all the songs follow a kind of pattern.
But I like what this "group" is doing.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2016 at 2:40pm
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2016 at 6:21pm
Worked early this A.M. and went back to sleep, waking up moments ago to the oldest son, cooking his azz off in the kitchen and outside (rack of ribs on the smoker)...and he's dancing and laughing - in his underpants in front of my door while the soundcave is blaring...
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 12 Apr 2016 at 1:29pm
"Come Home (Freestyle Electro Remix)" -- Unknown artiste
Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2016 at 4:57pm
"Robot Cat" -- Logan Whitehurst
On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a robot cat looking right at me
When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot.
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat.
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the robot cat needs pancake power
When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot.
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat
One, two, three and to the four
No doggy dog knockin' on my door
It's the postman bringing me a thousand more
because I'm building me an army and I'm going to war
This is my moment; this is my hour
The robot cat is my ticket to power
Better get ready for the cat invasion
World domination; that's the occasion
They're better and stronger and smarter and faster
Soon everybody will be calling me "Master."
The humans surrender and that'll be that
I'll say, "Welcome to the planet of the Robot Cat!"
When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat
When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot
When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat
Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T
So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, caaaaaaa
Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 06 May 2016 at 5:14pm
Ad nauseous wrote:
Spyhunter/Peter Gunn Theme-Saliva
Thank you for posting this!
I wasted no time in putting this first on my RCA .MP3 player, and shortly thereafter, on my Ipod Nano.
The basic melody is the same as was used in the coin-op arcade video game, "Spy Hunter" by Bally from the early-1980s; I was unaware until just now that there was a movie with the same title upon which the game was based.
Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 12 May 2016 at 1:36pm
"Rock Puppies DOGS -- Raven
(the NWOBHM group, not Raven Symoan or
however the fuck you spell the http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchenoozle" rel="nofollow - douchenoozle's name).
"In the End" -- http://www.anthrax.com/" rel="nofollow - Anthrax
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 May 2016 at 12:12pm
My wife asked me if I have heard this song...I heard it again this morning on our progressive/alternative rock station. The name of the group is 'Disturbed'.
Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 18 May 2016 at 1:51pm
Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 19 May 2016 at 2:43pm
"The Safety Dance" -- Men Without Jobs HATS
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're, no friends of mine
Say, we can go where we want to
A place that they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
And leave the real one far behind
And we can dance, {female voice} Dansez
We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry
Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and be totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And say
We can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
It's a safety dance
Oh well it's safe to dance
Yes it safe to dance
We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never going to lose it
Everything will work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Well it's safe to dance
Yes it's safe to dance
Well it's safe to dance
Well it's safe to dance
Yes it's safe to dance
Well it's safe to dance
Well it's safe to dance
It's a safety dance
Well it's a safety dance
Oh it's a safety dance
Oh it's a safety dance
Well it's a safety dance