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The Charmin Bears...

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Category: Commercials You Hate!
Forum Name: Repeat Offenders
Forum Description: Keep seeing the same actors over and over in the ads you hate?
URL: http://www.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=21368
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Topic: The Charmin Bears...
Posted By: MrCleveland
Subject: The Charmin Bears...
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 12:37am
Bears don't use toilet paper nor wear clothes...stop it Charmin!

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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007)



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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 12:41am
That's right. Everyone knows they use slave boys and wear leather harnesses.

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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 12:45am
No no no no NO. Bears use rabbits, because poop washes out of rabbit fur easily.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a sh*t in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no and the bear whipes his ass with the rabbit. -Gilbert Gottfried


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Posted By: TeamEdward1976
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2015 at 1:23am
I'm so sick of those stupid bears!They make me miss Mr.Whipple everytime they're on!

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Posted By: soupkitchen
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2016 at 2:14am
i'm glad you brought this up..cant stand these ads either....f**kin truecar guy needs to eat their old tp.


Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2016 at 1:13am

Would you bet your life on the fact that bears don't sh*t in the woods? There's a porky barrell government program thats training lions, tigers and bears oh my propper popping protocal. The program also includes manatees, beavers and goats. There's a program already for men who talk to goats. Bears do indeed sh*t in the woods. As a matter of fact man has jacked much of their habitat, paved paradise and put up parking lots and Mc. Mansions. So, if Yogi, Gentile Ben or Teddy drop a deuce on your veranda deal with it and don't shoot em. P & G is proactive as the TP market shrinks as those in the know like myself are going the bidet way! My Aquas 360 spiffs up where the sun don't shine, exponentially cutting my dependence on the roll. Aquaus 360 Premium Handheld / Hand Held Bidet for Toilet - Made in the USA - NSF Certified - 3 Year Warranty

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 04 May 2016 at 3:10pm
The Charmin Bears are OBSESSED with fecal matter and its outcome

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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2020 at 1:26am
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:


The Charmin Bears are OBSESSED with fecal matter and its outcome


The Charman Bears are into scat aka. Coprophillia.


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Posted By: AndroidFan
Date Posted: 29 Jun 2021 at 3:11am
the charmin bears are cute :'(


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 29 Jun 2021 at 3:15am
So cute it makes me want to stomp them.

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2021 at 4:05pm
Originally posted by AndroidFan AndroidFan wrote:

the charmin bears are cute :'(
Its CUTE to fixate over wiping your COOLO?
C'MON MAN
they are HATEFUL


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Posted By: atikovi
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2021 at 11:23pm
Enjoy the go.

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Posted By: AndroidFan
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2021 at 12:11am
I love the charmin bears.



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