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Topic: I met someone last night!
Posted By: 8MorDaz2Halloween
Subject: I met someone last night!
Date Posted: 26 May 2015 at 12:40am
I'm in lust Evil Smile  and premature love  Embarrassed, head over heels, ass over teakettle, over my new beau!  He's a charming young man who stands roughly 5'10" tall, has beautiful soft brown eyes and oh-so-fair skin, protected by SPF 50 sunscreen lotion, because he's a ...

real, genuine, Navy SEAL!  'Magine that, ole Rosie here's landed a true milit'ry man.  He loves to swim and I love wearing my itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini on me hot bikini bod, so we're a perfect match!

Last night's date was at The Copacabana, a hot new spot in town which features a slow-dancing ballroom and Peruvian restaurant where, instead of having the usual girl selling roses for the men to give to their dates, they have this cute little boy who comes around your table selling lollipops.

Next weekend we'll be meeting each other's parents at the public square where imported delicious Publix cake and Premium Ice Cream will be served after our B-B-Q (no vegetarians here, mind you, we're all carnivores!).

Stay tuned for weekly updates.  If all goes well, I'll be tradin' in me maiden name and become Mrs. Rosie O'Donathan.  <Fingers crossed> Tongue



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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 26 May 2015 at 1:33am
I'm glad someone can make a joke out of this!

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 May 2015 at 7:37am
LOLLOL
Or, how can someone NOT make a joke out this? 


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 26 May 2015 at 7:49am
I wonder if Donna and his "carnivore" friends happen to live in a little town called Andale? I hear it's the best town in the U.S.!

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Banana!


Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 26 May 2015 at 9:49am
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I'm glad someone can make a joke out of this!

I thought that was pretty much all we had been doing.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 26 May 2015 at 2:48pm
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I'm glad someone can make a joke out of this!

I thought that was pretty much all we had been doing.
Agreed.


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 26 May 2015 at 2:51pm
Originally posted by 8MorDaz2Halloween 8MorDaz2Halloween wrote:

I'm in lust Evil Smile  and premature love  Embarrassed, head over heels, ass over teakettle, over my new beau!  He's a charming young man who stands roughly 5'10" tall, has beautiful soft brown eyes and oh-so-fair skin, protected by SPF 50 sunscreen lotion, because he's a ...

real, genuine, Navy SEAL!  'Magine that, ole Rosie here's landed a true milit'ry man.  He loves to swim and I love wearing my itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini on me hot bikini bod, so we're a perfect match!

Last night's date was at The Copacabana, a hot new spot in town which features a slow-dancing ballroom and Peruvian restaurant where, instead of having the usual girl selling roses for the men to give to their dates, they have this cute little boy who comes around your table selling lollipops.

Next weekend we'll be meeting each other's parents at the public square where imported delicious Publix cake and Premium Ice Cream will be served after our B-B-Q (no vegetarians here, mind you, we're all carnivores!).

Stay tuned for weekly updates.  If all goes well, I'll be tradin' in me maiden name and become Mrs. Rosie O'Donathan.  <Fingers crossed> Tongue


Poor Lil ol' Donnie!!!

Can't say he didn't walk right into it, though.





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C'mon, man!
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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 26 May 2015 at 11:27pm
Hope these weekly updates involve more action then Donnie's rated G datesSleepy


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 1:15pm
Actually, you wouldn't be Mrs. Donathan. You would be Mrs. Smith.

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀






Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 3:16pm
Sounds like Mr. Smith is interested. Guess his current relationship isn't going so well....

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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 3:43pm
Seriously, does anyone here really think there'll EVER be a "Mrs. Smith"?

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 4:33pm
^Long ago, back during the Mesolithic Period, everyone was convinced 'tang was married, had an infant daughter and lived in Georgia, where it worked in a grocery store. Then went and fell in love with its male boss one fine day, while stocking the banana display. A few bananas and 'Dave Stories' later its wife raided the closet, forcing it out and learning all about 'Dave'. Evicted from a retarded-version of Southern Baptist life, it became a silky, milky brown door-to-door street whore.
It was TOO much and almost believable - and, for me? It's almost hilarious because of the simple-minded absurdity, now.LOL
If the disease cannot be cured, then one may as well learn how to either ignore it and let it progress, or play along in a manner the disease may not appreciate...


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 4:43pm
Sooo... basically... I should set a toaster oven aside for when he puts a ring on his right ring finger.

Got it.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 4:50pm
I gave up on it long ago...but it doesn't mean I gotta join it because I couldn't beat it. Just means I'll prolly continue enjoying messing with its mind when opportunity presents itself and I have nothing better to do, simply because I could care less, anymore...what's the sense in fighting?
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Considering 'The Subject', maybe a toaster oven wouldn't be as appropriate as, oh...say...this?
("Gee...to which toy could PaW possibly be referring?")


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 5:20pm
I sort of want to go and get myself ordained so I can do the hitching.

"Do you, Donathan, take your right hand to be your internet-wedded wife? Do you promise to lotion her in times of dryness, glove her in times of cold, and protect her from rusty nail clippers until amputation do you part"?

"I do"

"Do you, Donathan's right hand, take Donathan to be your internet-wedded husband? Do you promise to not itch his ass in public, grip him too tightly during the performance of your marital obligations, and never intentionally whack his left thumb with a hammer out of jealousy, until amputation do you part"?

*sign language*

"Then, by the powers vested in me by the CIH do-it-yourself Priest-O-torium, I now pronounce you Husband and wife. You may now slap yourself on the mouth".


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 6:28pm
^LOLLOL
 
I can see it now, if Donna could post a pic or a video, ladies and gents....
 
Donna's Sock Puppet Theater.
I found a sneak preview of donna's girlfriend.
'sidenote' Googling [Donathan Walgreens] brings his thread about his job up. LOL
I don't think anyone uses the name 'Donathan'. And how common is the name Smith?
 
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Posted By: 8MorDaz2Halloween
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 7:30pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Actually, you wouldn't be Mrs. Donathan. You would be Mrs. Smith.
Actually, since my beloved's surname is O'Donathan, when we wed (and I'm sure it will be some time around my favourite holiday of the year) my name will indeed be Rosie O'Donathan.  No Smiths involved.  Although I do enjoy the music of the band called The Smiths.

And, pray tell, what are you actually doing in MY thread?  DonnaDoucheBagBooBooBoy has to turn everything into about himself.  Well, this thread about my new-found love has NOTHING to do with you!!!  So stay off my thread, you worthless loser!

(I thought you hated me anyway because I caused your little fiendish mind to create new aliases so you could keep up your obsession about posting LIES, LIES, LIES on CIH.)  Don't bother me with another PM; you've been blocked.


Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 8:10pm
^^ So, how did your date go? 


Posted By: 8MorDaz2Halloween
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 8:29pm
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

^^ So, how did your date go? 
Well, Tiz, thank you for asking.  Smile  My date is STILL going!  Like I mentioned in my initial post, we're having a B-B-Q where I'm meeting all his family.  So far, they are being just delightful, and have been very accepting of me.  Mind you, I dressed properly for the occasion, and didn't flaunt my hotness in my itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini, but am sporting a rather demure sundress and fashionable flat shoes.

By popular demand, the B-B-Q festivities that started yesterday have gone over into today!  The menfolk are barbequing all sorts of meats:  chicken, steaks (grilled), ribs and hamburgers and hot dogs!  Lots of beer and potato crisps (chips) and some salads for a balanced diet.  Later, for dessert, we'll be enjoying the delicious Publix cake & premium ice cream that someone had imported from Fla.  (We're in Calif.)

My Navy SEAL beau is just so sweet and attentive, and lots of fun!  He loves to swim and I've been getting me toes wet, getting ready to make a big splash!


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 31 May 2015 at 11:02pm
Well excuse me for not knowing that "O'Donathan wasn't a dig at me. Plus, the fact that you claim to have eaten Peruvian food and Publix desserts, and there was a boy selling lollipops at restaurants are way too close to some of my own adventures and likes....

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀






Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 1:34am



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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 2:32am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Well excuse me for not knowing that "O'Donathan wasn't a dig at me. Plus, the fact that you claim to have eaten Peruvian food and Publix desserts, and there was a boy selling lollipops at restaurants are way too close to some of my own adventures and likes....


DUH! that's the point!

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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 2:38am
I met someone last night.

The family is thinking of dropping the manslaughter charges...other than that, it was some awesome sex.

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Banana!


Posted By: 8MorDaz2Halloween
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 4:32am
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

I met someone last night.

The family is thinking of dropping the manslaughter charges...other than that, it was some awesome sex.
So, Papa Lazarou, you're a vampire?  Since your date last night is now immortal, I figured that's the only way the family could legitimately drop manslaughter charges.  Wink  So, the awesome sex, did it have anything to do with leather, whips and chains?  A BDSM Vampire!  Thumbs Up


Posted By: 8MorDaz2Halloween
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 4:37am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Well excuse me for not knowing that "O'Donathan wasn't a dig at me. Plus, the fact that you claim to have eaten Peruvian food and Publix desserts, and there was a boy selling lollipops at restaurants are way too close to some of my own adventures and likes....
Well, Donathan Smith, guess what?  Lots of people eat Peruvian food and since Publix cakes and ice creams are so popular, people will do anything to get their hands on them.  A cute little boy selling lollipops -- what's so unusual about that?  Your adventures, your likes, your aliases, your lies, everything that embodies Donathan, is just so special, isn't it?  Well, Mr. Smith, if I ever did meet you in person, let's just say the digging I'd do would involve some soft earth and a shovel.  AngryAngry  Since we're mortal enemies, I hope that never comes to that because I'd hate to have manslaughter charges brought up against me!  It could ruin the rest of my life as the soon-to-be blushing bride AND the career of my stellar SEAL baby!


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 5:53am
Well, they just decided that I can't really be held to fault since he forgot all five safe words... and the molten iron was his idea.

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BANANA!!!
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Banana!


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 7:38am
Well, you live in California, and there is no way in hell that you ate Publix desserts, because the nearest Publix is roughly 13 states away from you. You can argue that the Peruvian restaurant had them imported, but I highly doubt a Peruvian restaurant is going to order Publix desserts when it is roughly 13 states away when they could just order their desserts from a Californian grocery store........

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀






Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 8:23am
No one cares about your pubic desserts, Bonathan.

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Banana!
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Banana!


Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 9:00am
Originally posted by 8MorDaz2Halloween 8MorDaz2Halloween wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Well excuse me for not knowing that "O'Donathan wasn't a dig at me. Plus, the fact that you claim to have eaten Peruvian food and Publix desserts, and there was a boy selling lollipops at restaurants are way too close to some of my own adventures and likes....
Well, Donathan Smith, guess what?  Lots of people eat Peruvian food and since Publix cakes and ice creams are so popular, people will do anything to get their hands on them.  A cute little boy selling lollipops -- what's so unusual about that?  Your adventures, your likes, your aliases, your lies, everything that embodies Donathan, is just so special, isn't it?  Well, Mr. Smith, if I ever did meet you in person, let's just say the digging I'd do would involve some soft earth and a shovel.  AngryAngry  Since we're mortal enemies, I hope that never comes to that because I'd hate to have manslaughter charges brought up against me!  It could ruin the rest of my life as the soon-to-be blushing bride AND the career of my stellar SEAL baby!

LOLLOL You just need to have a little feast. Or, if ya wanna waste all the meat, you need to cut off the head and fingers or hands. Not everyone has their DNA on file. Just be clean about it... Wink


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 9:50am
Yay! Now there's two of em!

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 11:57am
Darth, what the hell are you talking about?

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀






Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 12:37pm
Fixed it. Hope it helps.

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 12:57pm
Darth, it's still confusing...

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀






Posted By: 8MorDaz2Halloween
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 8:27pm
Originally posted by i8acannibal i8acannibal wrote:

Originally posted by 8MorDaz2Halloween 8MorDaz2Halloween wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Well excuse me for not knowing that "O'Donathan wasn't a dig at me. Plus, the fact that you claim to have eaten Peruvian food and Publix desserts, and there was a boy selling lollipops at restaurants are way too close to some of my own adventures and likes....
Well, Donathan Smith, guess what?  Lots of people eat Peruvian food and since Publix cakes and ice creams are so popular, people will do anything to get their hands on them.  A cute little boy selling lollipops -- what's so unusual about that?  Your adventures, your likes, your aliases, your lies, everything that embodies Donathan, is just so special, isn't it?  Well, Mr. Smith, if I ever did meet you in person, let's just say the digging I'd do would involve some soft earth and a shovel.  AngryAngry  Since we're mortal enemies, I hope that never comes to that because I'd hate to have manslaughter charges brought up against me!  It could ruin the rest of my life as the soon-to-be blushing bride AND the career of my stellar SEAL baby!

LOLLOL You just need to have a little feast. Or, if ya wanna waste all the meat, you need to cut off the head and fingers or hands. Not everyone has their DNA on file. Just be clean about it... Wink
DonnieBoy probably does have his DNA on file.  Besides, if "you are what you eat" is true, why would anyone want to be a Donathan Smith?"


Posted By: 8MorDaz2Halloween
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 8:29pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Well, you live in California, and there is no way in hell that you ate Publix desserts, because the nearest Publix is roughly 13 states away from you. You can argue that the Peruvian restaurant had them imported, but I highly doubt a Peruvian restaurant is going to order Publix desserts when it is roughly 13 states away when they could just order their desserts from a Californian grocery store........
Well, Donna The Boy, you may highly doubt all you like.  As it is, the facts remain.  Have you ever heard of refrigerated trucks?  Airplanes?  Restaurants import their foodstuffs all the time.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 9:00pm
Originally posted by 8MorDaz2Halloween 8MorDaz2Halloween wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Well, you live in California, and there is no way in hell that you ate Publix desserts, because the nearest Publix is roughly 13 states away from you. You can argue that the Peruvian restaurant had them imported, but I highly doubt a Peruvian restaurant is going to order Publix desserts when it is roughly 13 states away when they could just order their desserts from a Californian grocery store........
Well, Donna The Boy, you may highly doubt all you like.  As it is, the facts remain.  Have you ever heard of refrigerated trucks?  Airplanes?  Restaurants import their foodstuffs all the time.
You two should meet - you're two of a kind  Bet you'd get along famously, especially given opposites attract.
Send pics.


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2015 at 10:42pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Darth, it's still confusing...


Hello! Hello? Is there any body in there??? Think Donna THINK!

He posted "Great now there's two of them!" He's referring to you and 8morDayz He also posted a clip of Peter Griffin saying "I'm done!" And walking out. Meaning he's had enough.

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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2015 at 1:25am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Darth, it's still confusing...

Oops, sorry. Actually, there are three, you just never see the third. That should clear things up.

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Posted By: 8MorDaz2Halloween
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2015 at 10:00pm
I'm closing this thread myself and won't be posting any more.  Apparently only a couple you got the parody humour and others took it too seriously as if it was another crazy person on CIH.  Thor posted in Donathan's "I met someone today" thread that he must have a personality disorder.  Since this is most likely the truth about Donathan, I don't feel comfortable making fun of him any more.  To me, it's a form of online abuse or bullying just to get a few laughs at the expense of a person who is obviously suffering from something that needs treatment, and not the treatment he gets from us here.

Peace.


Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2015 at 10:43pm
Personally, I got the parody but chose to treat it like another crazy person anyway.

We all have fun in our own ways.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2015 at 11:09pm
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Personally, I got the parody but chose to treat it like another crazy person anyway...

It was.

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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2015 at 11:15pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Personally, I got the parody but chose to treat it like another crazy person anyway...

It was.

They all are.  Wink


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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2015 at 11:32pm
Yeah, it's both parody AND crazy. I don't think a non-crazy would be going this level of nutso over 'im.

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BANANA!!!
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Banana!


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2015 at 11:49pm
8 More Days is not crazy! Though she and I are not exactly Friends, I know she is normal.

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀






Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 1:33am
Shut up, Meg.

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 2:44am
I am not Meg. I am more like Cleveland Brown....

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀






Posted By: 8MorDaz2Halloween
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 3:49am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

8 More Days is not crazy! Though she and I are not exactly Friends, I know she is normal.
Thank you, Donathan.  Smile  

I take back the assertion that we are mortal enemies.  Let's just call a truce.

I am sorry for any discomfort and distress that I've caused you.  Now I wish I never went down to the level of demeaning you.  I'm sorry for outing your PM, although your alter ego NONS did defend my action.  Confused  I don't really know what your trip is, but I hope you get the help you need to stop letting yourself in for all the attention you get on this board by being any one of your Donathans or aliases.  You need to realize that although you are getting attention, you are being laughed at and not laughed with, and there is a difference.  SgtRock once said being mean to you was like kicking a puppy.  A puppy will bond with his abuser because that's all he knows and desperately wants to be loved.  Please don't continue to be that puppy.  I hope you know that this is coming from my heart.

Peace (again).  Smile


Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 9:35am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I am not Meg. I am more like Cleveland Brown....

Yeah, you do kinda have your own show going on, but still... 

*makes fart sound with mouth*


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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 10:49am
Thanks, 8 More Days! I accept your offer for a Truce!

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀






Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 11:08am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Thanks, 8 More Days! I accept your offer for a Truce!
Edit: I refuse to acknowledge that I have a problem, I am 98% sane. Tongue


Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 12:12pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I am not Meg. I am more like Cleveland Brown....



Then here you are. Now shut up Meg.Wink


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 9:30pm
Originally posted by 8MorDaz2Halloween 8MorDaz2Halloween wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

8 More Days is not crazy! Though she and I are not exactly Friends, I know she is normal.
Thank you, Donathan.  Smile  

I take back the assertion that we are mortal enemies.  Let's just call a truce.

I am sorry for any discomfort and distress that I've caused you.  Now I wish I never went down to the level of demeaning you.  I'm sorry for outing your PM, although your alter ego NONS did defend my action.  Confused  I don't really know what your trip is, but I hope you get the help you need to stop letting yourself in for all the attention you get on this board by being any one of your Donathans or aliases.  You need to realize that although you are getting attention, you are being laughed at and not laughed with, and there is a difference.  SgtRock once said being mean to you was like kicking a puppy.  A puppy will bond with his abuser because that's all he knows and desperately wants to be loved.  Please don't continue to be that puppy.  I hope you know that this is coming from my heart.

Peace (again).  Smile
ConfusedI'm feeling ill - I feel like I got 'The 8MorDonathans Blues'...

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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 11:25pm
It IS a pretty dark day when these two start hugging.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2015 at 11:47pm
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

It IS a pretty dark day when these two start hugging.
Actually...it is more like the end of a very bad soap opera where one or the other must 'die' very soon...it all has to wear 'da'tang down.
Maybe they're related.
 


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