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Topic: Sleep Number -- Take The Roar Out of Snore
Posted By: Cat Fud
Subject: Sleep Number -- Take The Roar Out of Snore
Date Posted: 05 May 2015 at 3:29am

They don't even need to say anything. The actress' facial expression at 0:10 bugs the hell out of me. 

I'll never buy a Sleep Number bed, no matter how comfortable it may be.



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Posted By: The Buzz
Date Posted: 05 May 2015 at 4:33am
LMAO...

If you freeze the spot at 0:10 with her lips stretched back to show her perfect teeth she's got a whole "Jae Leno" thing going on in the chin department.











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Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 05 May 2015 at 4:45am
She has a creepy  "Oh good, you brought babies. I'm starving"  kind of mouth. And I do see the Jay Leno chin, but I thinks it's a pocket for storing those crunchy toddler bits.

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Posted By: mrjim
Date Posted: 06 May 2015 at 5:47am
Isn't the sleep number  bed a little overpriced?  I looked at them for about 5 minutes a couple of years ago and I just left because I didn't want to clean my wallet out. I mean I've seen reviews that say it's basically a coleman camper air bed with a pump and a mattress top. 

I like the idea of an adjustable bed, but I don't like the idea of getting ransacked just so I can hit the sack.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 06 May 2015 at 2:12pm

Back in my day, we slept on beds filled with hay.  The only sleep number we knew was how many kids had to squeeze onto the bed.  In my case, it was 7.




Posted By: EasyChango
Date Posted: 06 May 2015 at 3:01pm
Originally posted by mrjim mrjim wrote:

Isn't the sleep number  bed a little overpriced?


Yes, but they used to be ridiculously overpriced.  They've come down a lot.

I got one because of allergies; I need to minimize dust and dust mites.  But I found the adjustable feature to be useful - I can make morning shoulder and neck aches go away if I find the right pressure setting.



Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 06 May 2015 at 3:04pm
I posted in the other thread that I love how she shoots him down when he is moving in for some monkey business.  LOL


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 06 May 2015 at 5:00pm
The females I have known insist that women are incapable of snoring. WARNING! If you are female avoid viewing this commercial. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 30 Oct 2015 at 3:59am
Originally posted by Cat Fud Cat Fud wrote:


They don't even need to say anything. The actress' facial expression at 0:10 bugs the hell out of me. 

What the...I never noticed that! Probably because I try to tune out of this 30 sec pile of noise pollution.
Wow, that is one large chin...that's not natural!Ermm





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Posted By: The Buzz
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2015 at 1:59am
I figured this out. Stop the presses. She is either Jay Leno's love child or it is one sick photo shop joke.

As for this bed's (and others) price... Local sellers are overjoyed at insisting that they offer 3 years of no interest.

Wait... These flop pads are that much? We are talking about beds here? Right? Not a new Cessna?

(reminder: there is no such thing as a free lunch or interest)

My yearly new futon investment is less than 200.00 and my back loves it.

Out with allergy items, mites, bed bugs and any other critters I may have hauled back from the forest. In with the new.

Additional Futon Plus: My body is ready for about any jail I happen to end up in.

So here's to you Jae. (but seems like you could have scored her a better gig) CHEERS!

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Posted By: cocopuff
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2015 at 3:43am
That woman's face is shaped like a slice of pizza. Good God. 

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2015 at 9:40pm
She's Laurel's granddaughter....
 


Posted By: Kool_Kat
Date Posted: 02 Nov 2015 at 3:29pm
Folks: Cool
 
I think the Sleep Number commercial is rather clever and done "tongue in cheek!"
 
It's also gratifying to see the wife "snoring up a storm" just like her overly tired husband! Wink
 
Way too many commercials depict men as stupid Neanderthals and women as "all knowing-can-do-nothing-wrong" saints.
 
I guess we can "thank" the spineless marketers bowing and scraping to the various women's groups.
 
I'm sick of PC correctness gone rampant. Dead      


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 03 Nov 2015 at 9:22pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Originally posted by Cat Fud Cat Fud wrote:


They don't even need to say anything. The actress' facial expression at 0:10 bugs the hell out of me. 

What the...I never noticed that! Probably because I try to tune out of this 30 sec pile of noise pollution.
Wow, that is one large chin...that's not natural!Ermm



Thanks  for nothing! You got me laughing so hard people were looking at me like what drug am I doing? rotfl. Never cared for this song one of the way overated/overplayed oldies, especially hate the cover versions but, I like the commercial. Cool digs and a kitty. Plus though now you made me notice this chick's Leno lantern horsey face, otherwise she's built like a brick shi*t house and has some rocking athletic legs which I could imagine around me like a vise. She's got a butterface. Some butterface women are amazing where it counts!
 

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    Posted By: Frankcastle006
    Date Posted: 09 Nov 2015 at 4:49am
    Wait... So nobody's made note of the horrible noises she makes when she's snoring? It's absolutely disgusting. If I ever dated a woman that made noises like that while sleeping, I'd be gone forever when she woke up.


    Posted By: zippyjet
    Date Posted: 09 Nov 2015 at 5:07am
    Originally posted by Frankcastle006 Frankcastle006 wrote:

    Wait... So nobody's made note of the horrible noises she makes when she's snoring? It's absolutely disgusting. If I ever dated a woman that made noises like that while sleeping, I'd be gone forever when she woke up.

    SleepyI replayed the commercial several times. It looks like the butterface chick with the cfm athletic legs is the offender with the snot gurgling snore but it's hubby. She raises one of her toned long arms with the sleep mattress vibrator adjustment to raise up his head so the snoring is not as bad. Leggy butterface and the cute kitty can then pile up their z's while hubby snorts and snores his way to an early grave by apnea and snoring.


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    Posted By: Bobbinapples
    Date Posted: 09 Nov 2015 at 10:06am
    I've always thought that the idea of a bed that can malfunction is pretty much the epitome of a failed product. There are very few things in this world that can't function as a bed, yet I'm pretty sure i've seen more of these in landfills than even old, beat up, mattresses.

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    Posted By: jakey
    Date Posted: 01 Dec 2016 at 7:13pm
    Everytime this commercial comes on, I know I will never consider buying a bed from this company! If I have to hear this obnoxious snoring one more time , I will consider not watching this program anymore!!! I know I'm not the only one who feels this way.


    Posted By: Ad nauseous
    Date Posted: 02 Dec 2016 at 1:02am
    This and "Tip Toe Through The Tulips" are the most annoying oldies songs I've heard.

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    Posted By: LiberryGirl
    Date Posted: 02 Dec 2016 at 3:30pm
    I also hate the stupid look on her face.


    Posted By: aka ron
    Date Posted: 02 Dec 2016 at 7:56pm
    Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

    Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

    Originally posted by Cat Fud Cat Fud wrote:


    They don't even need to say anything. The actress' facial expression at 0:10 bugs the hell out of me. 

    What the...I never noticed that! Probably because I try to tune out of this 30 sec pile of noise pollution.
    Wow, that is one large chin...that's not natural!Ermm

    Thanks  for nothing! You got me laughing so hard people were looking at me like what drug am I doing? rotfl. Never cared for this song one of the way overated/overplayed oldies, especially hate the cover versions but, I like the commercial. Cool digs and a kitty. Plus though now you made me notice this chick's Leno lantern horsey face, otherwise she's built like a brick shi*t house and has some rocking athletic legs which I could imagine around me like a vise. She's got a butterface. Some butterface women are amazing where it counts!
     
    LOLLOL
     
    If you look closely, she does a quick 'beaver shot', although she is wearing panties.
    I think her sleep number is 69. Tongue


    Posted By: jnoble
    Date Posted: 11 Dec 2016 at 11:04pm
    Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

    I posted in the other thread that I love how she shoots him down when he is moving in for some monkey business.  LOL


    No she didn't. The implication is she was down to F and paused to turn off the light and, aww geez, her dumb ol' husband fell asleep in the meantime. MEN, amiright?

    I can assure you if the sexes were reversed the ad would've been pulled off the air in a furor over "this ad clearly asserts that women are expected to provide sex whether they want to or not. RAPE CULTURE PATRIARCHY!!!"Angry  
    I'm not joking. People are nuts nowadays finding something to protest about. 



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