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Topic: Tampax Pearl-Waterslide (video)
Posted By: aka ron
Subject: Tampax Pearl-Waterslide (video)
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2015 at 8:05pm
Of all of the 'uncomfortable feelings' sometimes produced by the geniuses in the ad business today.
Period pads
Tampons
Boner drugs
Female freshness
Female moisture
Men's pee problems
Women letting it go everywhere
Pooping into a bag
Man breast
Gina mesh
 
In my mind, this one just leaves a trail behind her, if her product is not working, down the slide.
I know, yuk!
 


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Posted By: msmith
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2015 at 5:25am
I noticed that in most feminine hygiene commercials, they always focus on the woman's crotch at some point.


Posted By: deacon blues
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2015 at 9:02am
Well I guess no waterslide parks for me this summer


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2015 at 10:43am
Well, MSmith, the closeup of the crotch in Tampons and pads ads makes sense, as that is around the area where the period comes out of.....

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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2015 at 10:50am
Yeah, thanks Tampax, now all I can think of when The Beach (local water park) ads start to run is the huge pitcher of menstrual tea the wimmen folk are sun-brewing at the bottoms of the slides.

Sick 

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Of all of the 'uncomfortable feelings' sometimes produced by the geniuses in the ad business today.
Period pads
Tampons
Boner drugs
Female freshness
Female moisture
Men's pee problems
Women letting it go everywhere
Pooping into a bag
Man breast
Gina mesh
 
In my mind, this one just leaves a trail behind her, if her product is not working, down the slide.
I know, yuk!
 




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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2015 at 8:01pm
Yea, this commercial is disturbing to me, too.
Tampax really ought to consider teaming up with SyFy Channel and running some ads supporting the next 'Sharknado', or 'Shark Week Special'. Tampax users on the north-side of the beach, non-Tampax users and those from cultures not familiar with the likes of sanitary napkins and products all forced to use the south-side of the beach...let the feeding frenzy begin!
 
I was just sitting around, all bored and whatnot...what to do, what to do? And this commercial comes on again, moments ago...
I know one thing not to do - just the thought of sharing a nice, cool pool of chlorine mixed with urine, feces, sweat, pieces of disintigrating, old tampons, and, well, everything that comes with them. And lets not forget those that couldn't afford or don't know about tampons.
 
 
 


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 29 Sep 2015 at 8:28pm
C'mon people, it's late September and this little girl is still whooing her way down the waterslide?
 
She needs to place something in there that will excite her, not some monotonous blood sucking device.


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Posted By: EMCEE
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2015 at 6:00am
Yeesh. What is the name of the waterpark? They may have to change it to "Red River Valley" if things go wrong...

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2015 at 3:17pm
Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Yeesh. What is the name of the waterpark? They may have to change it to "Red River Valley" if things go wrong...
LOL...and *I* was just thinking about fixing up a 'Bloody Mary' for brunch...now? I think not.


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 02 Oct 2015 at 10:56pm
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:





I think I'm gonna be sick!

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Posted By: treos
Date Posted: 03 Oct 2015 at 11:53am
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:





I think I'm gonna be sick!


gah! keep that filthy, garbage spawned from drug users minds the heck away from me. seen enough of Adult Swim over the years to know that it was somewhat decent at some point but that was LONG ago.

my opinion of over 75% of the content on adult swim: wtf am i watching? what drug fueled hell of a mind did this crap come from?

and that's not even counting the disturbing and/or horrific commercials and dare i say, music ads. (i like music that sounds good. i don't like crap that sounds crappy)

makes me wonder how adult swim itself hasn't died off yet.


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 03 Oct 2015 at 6:07pm
I stopped watching Adult Swim some time ago. I do not miss it!

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2016 at 7:43pm
I wish I could copy the new banner for Commercials I hate!
 
I updated the video, why did they have to bring this back?
 
Stupid young bleeding c*nt, I don't want to hear you anymore.


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2016 at 1:15am
Haven't seen or remembered this commercial. If the woman in question is buff and hot looking, I'd take notice. Especially her on a water slide while she's riding the cotton pony. I remember a Tampax commercial from the recent past where a hottie swimmer dove and or did a flip turn in the pool with her little twine tailed friend stopping that hole in the dyke from a red tide.

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Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2016 at 2:15am
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Haven't seen or remembered this commercial. If the woman in question is buff and hot looking, I'd take notice. Especially her on a water slide while she's riding the cotton pony. I remember a Tampax commercial from the recent past where a hottie swimmer dove and or did a flip turn in the pool with her little twine tailed friend stopping that hole in the dyke from a red tide.
 
Have you considered writing online reviews for adult porn videos?   EmbarrassedEmbarrassed
 


Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2016 at 5:10am
Thanks, I should. I could write porn flicks where the women are super hot ho's and with a rotfl politically incorrect plot!

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2016 at 5:49pm
Confused...anyone ever notice all you see is her flying down the waterslide from the front and no view of the trailing red stream she had to have left behind?

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2016 at 8:17pm
This young girl, and her bleeding crotch, just won't go away.
 
Maybe she should wear a smaller bikini, I just can't see enough to know if she is an adult or not?


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2016 at 3:51am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

This young girl, and her bleeding crotch, just won't go away.
 
Maybe she should wear a smaller bikini, I just can't see enough to know if she is an adult or not?

Even with a teenier itsy bitsy period muff bikini it can be hard to tell in the era of the Q Ball shaved beaver. Prostitots are everywhere! I tell you it's a conspiracy to get more horn toads on the Pervo watch lists. 



Coming soon in a tampon commercial for you. 


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2016 at 6:37pm
^LOL
 
I can't let this thread die because they refuse to stop showing little vagina girl 'woo hoo!' it down the waterslide.  PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!! 
 
Hey! I am all for the female anatomy...this commercial was old last year!  Angry


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Posted By: MrCleveland
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2016 at 7:15pm
Great!...Now I have to worry about blood as well as pee in a water park!

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2016 at 5:29am
If Tampax was that good, she wouldn't have gotten very far down the slide because it would have sucked up all the water, maybe even making her butt catch fire from the ensuing friction burns... Shocked

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Posted By: cheesenado
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2016 at 6:26am
I have yet to see a period-related commercial that is accurate about what women really want to do at that time of the month: curl up in bed, take painkillers, eat comfort food and watch trashy TV.

I'll pass on the trip to the water park, thanks.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2016 at 7:08pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

If Tampax was that good, she wouldn't have gotten very far down the slide because it would have sucked up all the water, maybe even making her butt catch fire from the ensuing friction burns... Shocked
LOLLOLLOL
Would that be 'Fire Pie'?
 
Originally posted by cheesenado cheesenado wrote:

I have yet to see a period-related commercial that is accurate about what women really want to do at that time of the month: curl up in bed, take painkillers, eat comfort food and watch trashy TV.

I'll pass on the trip to the water park, thanks.
LOL
We love the female perspective...the woo hoo girl needs to move on!


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2017 at 7:13pm
They have been playing a shorter version of the tiny vagina on the water slide.

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I have to thank Tampax for stopping the showing of a 15 year old snatch on the waterslide.




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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2017 at 3:19pm
Peepons!



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2017 at 4:42pm
Confused
"No waterslide, today...what to do with her?...what to do?"
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Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 1:38am
I'm a man so I don't exactly know, but I'd like to think tampon commercials falls squarely into that category of "things that don't really need advertising". I imagine most women know where to find them, and most probably already have a favorite go-to brand. I doubt seeing dumb actresses go down slides is going to make them rush to the store and exchange their current box for another brand, but what do I know?


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 5:37am
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

I'm a man so I don't exactly know, but I'd like to think tampon commercials falls squarely into that category of "things that don't really need advertising". I imagine most women know where to find them, and most probably already have a favorite go-to brand. I doubt seeing dumb actresses go down slides is going to make them rush to the store and exchange their current box for another brand, but what do I know?
I wish they would restrict their advertising to women's magazines.  If they advertise on the Internet, I wouldn't see it because I have AdBlocker.  (I'm a woman BTW.)  The TV ads are usually stupidly showing how active you can be, and they've gone into TMI territory.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 5:55am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

I'm a man so I don't exactly know, but I'd like to think tampon commercials falls squarely into that category of "things that don't really need advertising". I imagine most women know where to find them, and most probably already have a favorite go-to brand. I doubt seeing dumb actresses go down slides is going to make them rush to the store and exchange their current box for another brand, but what do I know?
I wish they would restrict their advertising to women's magazines.  If they advertise on the Internet, I wouldn't see it because I have AdBlocker.  (I'm a woman BTW.)  The TV ads are usually stupidly showing how active you can be, and they've gone into TMI territory.
The precise reason I respond as over-the-top as I do.


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Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 6:03am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

I'm a man so I don't exactly know, but I'd like to think tampon commercials falls squarely into that category of "things that don't really need advertising". I imagine most women know where to find them, and most probably already have a favorite go-to brand. I doubt seeing dumb actresses go down slides is going to make them rush to the store and exchange their current box for another brand, but what do I know?
I wish they would restrict their advertising to women's magazines.  If they advertise on the Internet, I wouldn't see it because I have AdBlocker.  (I'm a woman BTW.)  The TV ads are usually stupidly showing how active you can be, and they've gone into TMI territory.


As a woman, can you tell me if I was accurate in my assumption that tampon commercials are much like TP commercials - in that most of the target audience already have their preferred brands so advertising is pretty much pointless?


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 6:36pm
As a man,  I'd suggest if she can't go down a waterslide without making a mess, maybe she could double as a paint brush.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 6:49pm
Looks like this little gal coulda used one of those plugs too, but in a slightly different spot.




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 6:56pm
^LOL
 Yuck!  Notice mom put her back in the water, just to rinse a little more crap off.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 7:08pm
^^^Confusedyou're just joshing me! Those gotta be Cheerios and that's 'the good goin' around and around', now isn't it?!Disapprove

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 7:11pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:


^^^Confusedyou're just joshing me! Those gotta be Cheerios and that's 'the good goin' around and around', now isn't it?!Disapprove


LMAO!

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 7:52pm
Well, this being thread about waterslides, and blocking bodily excretions etc, etc, I figured it was apropos...




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Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 7:52pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

As a man,  I'd suggest if she can't go down a waterslide without making a mess, maybe she could double as a paint brush.


You asked for it:




Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 8:36pm
^Yikes!  Didn't Farah Fawcett paint with her nipples?


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 9:31pm
..and this THREAD goes really HAYWIRE

its about PEE, yall! P, Pee, pee, PEE...not menstrual stuff..tell ya
what..we will trade as men ALL erectile dysfunction pill ads for
ALL period strategy ads ..deal? ALL GONE
that goes for IBS ads ..especially during the NEWS when i eat dinner


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 9:44pm
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

..and this THREAD goes really HAYWIRE


We LOVE haywire threads here, though!!!

The more haywire they go, the more fun they are!!!



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2017 at 9:49pm
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

..and this THREAD goes really HAYWIRE

its about PEE, yall! P, Pee, pee, PEE...not menstrual stuff..tell ya
what..we will trade as men ALL erectile dysfunction pill ads for
ALL period strategy ads ..deal? ALL GONE
that goes for IBS ads ..especially during the NEWS when i eat dinner
Are you sure it's about urine?  Do they sell beer at the waterpark?


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 1:32am
That "Ladylike" video?  W T F ? ? ?  I could only watch until 0.36 and I refuse to watch the rest.  What in the world is wrong with them?  Next up:  Taking a crap is a natural bodily function, so let's make Ladylike Poo Paintings, shall we?  Oh wait, I think someone already invented that artform:  babies and toddlers!!!

I am so eeked out by those weirdo females.  Shocked  Sick 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 1:37am
Dat's why yer our kinda gal, baby!!!!!

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 6:54pm
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

As a man,  I'd suggest if she can't go down a waterslide without making a mess, maybe she could double as a paint brush.


You asked for it:...


LOLWell, there goes my tomato soup & cracker lunch!
Thanks, Snes!
Having said that, I think I will stick with the 'striping the parking lot'. Not so abstract, will be used by many for quite some time, and, if properly sealed and cared for, will hang around for a lifetime.
Kind of like your very own personal signed Sally Hemings piece of art.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 7:08pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

As a man,  I'd suggest if she can't go down a waterslide without making a mess, maybe she could double as a paint brush.


You asked for it:...


LOLWell, there goes my tomato soup & cracker lunch!
Thanks, Snes!
Having said that, I think I will stick with the 'striping the parking lot'. Not so abstract, will be used by many for quite some time, and, if properly sealed and cared for, will hang around for a lifetime.
Kind of like your very own personal signed Sally Hemings piece of art.
Piece of fart art?

Embarrassed  Let's not go there!


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 7:20pm
Wink...ummmm...no no no...but I will drop it because I will prolly go straight to hell without passing 'GO' or collecting a red cent for what I wrote...LOL

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 13 Aug 2017 at 4:23am
this reminds me of that fantastic 80s ballad by Wilson Phillips...

URINE LOVE

hey girls..there were REASONS why no one ever titled a song that


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