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Topic: People On TV You Absolutely CANNOT STAND
Posted By: Moochamoocha
Subject: People On TV You Absolutely CANNOT STAND
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 5:57am
My father watches Game Show Network a lot and I'm sometimes on the computer as he's watching the game shows. There's a new game show on it that I abhor called Id!otest (Idiot test). Why do I hate this show so much? The host. This guy's voice grates on my nerves, he's horribly unfunny and his face makes me want to hit it repeatedly with a 2x4. It's gotten to the point where I can't be around when this damn show is on. I'm praying for cancellation and fast!

This made me think of other people on TV who I absolutely can't stand seeing or hearing. Here's a short list:

- Patricia Heaton (I steer clear from anything this shrewish bitch is doing)
- Ellen DeGeneres (NOT funny! I couldn't stand her when I was younger but my hatred grew as I did)
- Neil Patrick Harris (Lawd have mercy, I CAN'T STAND this man! He's so smug and thinks he's the epitome of cool when all I really want to do is shove him in a wood chipper)
- Joel McHale (my oldest sister is in love with him but I think he's an unfunny, smarmy douchebag)

Am I alone in disliking certain TV personalities?




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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 6:02am
Jimmy Fallon

Seth Meyers

Fred Armisen






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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 6:04am
More to add.

-Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I don't see what's so great about these two. They're not cute, funny or interesting. Please stop shoving them in my face.


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 6:08am
I admit they're "a little" over exposed, but I don't mind them.




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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 6:09am
Guillermo on Jimmy Kimmel.

Fallon's sidekick guy.




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 9:03am
That freaking Guillermo gets way too much time on camera.
 
Speaking of sidekicks, WTF is this??
 
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Can I include a commercial person?
Let's see here, a substance abuse facility located on the ocean front on Malibu beach, that's not going to be expensive.
I want to check in just so I can punch this twerp in the throat.
I think Monistat should consider the next alias......Pax Pretentious
 
 


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 1:45pm
Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

My father watches Game Show Network a lot and I'm sometimes on the computer as he's watching the game shows. There's a new game show on it that I abhor called Id!otest (Idiot test). Why do I hate this show so much? The host. This guy's voice grates on my nerves, he's horribly unfunny and his face makes me want to hit it repeatedly with a 2x4. It's gotten to the point where I can't be around when this damn show is on. I'm praying for cancellation and fast!





I tried watching that show twice.  I like the premise of the show (idiot tests), but the show spends too much time on this host.  I don't care whether he's funny or not---just get on with the actual questions!

But game shows are like that.  Too much time is spent on everything but the game.  I don't care where the contestants come from, what they do, and how many children they have.  Neither do I care about how many points they have, how much they've won so far, and what will happen if they get the next answer right.  Just get on with the show.






Posted By: bmasters9
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 2:05pm
Anyone from FOX News (albeit I don't know how to explain why)!


Posted By: DKS
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 2:06pm
Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

- Joel McHale (my oldest sister is in love with him but I think he's an unfunny, smarmy douchebag)


Up until the last season(which was kinda lacking), Community was one of the funniest shows on TV since, hell, since back when Seinfeld and Frasier were new, and McHale is part of the reason for that. Admittedly his character IS often a smarmy douchebag, but he does it really, hilariously well.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler don't bother me, but in both their shows I do tend to find more of the humor to come from the supporting cast than from them directly.

Never been a fan of Ellen Degeneres though, really don't care for her. Jimmy Kimmel can go away, too.


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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 2:09pm
Robin Roberts.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 2:34pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Robin Roberts.


Ditto.

Ugh...



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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 2:38pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Can I include a commercial person?


Why not?

I will too.

That damned annoying, smarmy-ass Restasis twat!!!!






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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 2:50pm
Oh and Matt Lauer.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 3:13pm
Brian Williams.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 3:16pm

Steve Smarmy.  I mean, Steve Harvey.




Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 3:19pm
Elisabeth Hasselbeck.



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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 3:45pm
Wendy Williams - the boss watches local Fox News from 9-10, and sometimes forgets to change th channel before that judgmental loudmouth annoying bitch's show starts right after the news.  Five seconds of hearing her voice and I wanna take a baseball bat to the TV, mainly because she always says this in some tone and variation within the first 5 seconds (I defy ANYONE to make it through all 50 seconds of this f**king garbage):






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Posted By: DesertX
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 4:34pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Robin Roberts.


Ditto.

Ugh...


I'm get more sick seeing Savannah "Giraffe Neck" Guthrie on my TV Screen.


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 5:02pm
Originally posted by DesertX DesertX wrote:


Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Robin Roberts.


Ditto.

Ugh...



I'm get more sick seeing Savannah "Giraffe Neck" Guthrie on my TV Screen.


I had to look her up. OMG CANNOT. STOP. LAUGHING!!! Giraffe neck!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm at work and almost turning purple from trying not to laugh !

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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 5:18pm
 LOL LOL

When it comes to giraffe necks, I always think of actress Laura Regan.  She looks like she could replace the periscope on a submarine:







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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 6:37pm
^LOLLOL
 
A date with her with would give a whole new meaning to the term  'necking'.   Evil Smile
 
Our weekday routine, as we click over to the 5 o'clock hour here from Judge Judy on Fox to the local ABC channel for the news.
Whoever is not busy,  "Oh no, It's Patrick Powell" The arrogant dip sh*t Fox weather guy, they name the winter storms. I can't standsya!!
 
 
 


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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 6:56pm
the degenerate f@ggot from the 700 club...actually, everyone in any way related to that show.

I can definitely agree with NPH, I look forward to the day his obituary is printed.

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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 7:06pm
Throw that flake Joel Osteen into the mix as well.  That dickhead has the type of face and pseudo-shark smile that is just begging to meet a baseball bat or any other bludgeon weapon of choice. I know he's nationally known, but what's worse for me is that his church is local so I get his mug plastered on my TV even more than I would otherwise.  Angry Angry


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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 7:15pm
I never really listened to her spiel, but Suze Orman always rubbed me the wrong way. Probably from the dopey spelling of her name alone just makes me think she's an asshole.

That best buys girl on Good Morning America - Tory Johnson - that well fed over excited cheerleader needs electroshock therapy.

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 7:17pm

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Throw that flake Joel Osteen into the mix as well.  That dickhead has the type of face and pseudo-shark smile that is just begging to meet a baseball bat or any other bludgeon weapon of choice. I know he's nationally known, but what's worse for me is that his church is local so I get his mug plastered on my TV even more than I would otherwise.  Angry Angry

I don't think I've ever seen him without that smile on his face.  It's like it never comes off.  Shocked






Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 7:53pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

<span style="line-height: 16.7999992370605px; : rgb251, 251, 253;">Throw that flake Joel Osteen into the mix as well.  That dickhead has the type of face and pseudo-shark smile that is just begging to meet a baseball bat or any other bludgeon weapon of choice. I know he's nationally known, but what's worse for me is that his church is local so I get his mug plastered on my TV even more than I would otherwise.  </span>Angry<span style="line-height: 16.7999992370605px; : rgb251, 251, 253;"> </span>Angry

I don't think I've ever seen him without that smile on his face.  It's like it never comes off.  Shocked



Not to sound contrary or be a party-pooper here, but I don't dislike Osteen. Not like I can't stand the rest of these TV preachers.

He doesn't seem to beat you over the head with the Bible or get all self righteous like Christians are so great, etc.

From what little I've seen of him, he seems to be more about keeping a positive attitude.

I'm not a fan, but he seems a little different than most of his contemporaries.

And he even makes fun of his smile occasionally, too.





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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 7:55pm
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

the degenerate f@ggot from the 700 club...actually, everyone in any way related to that show.

I can definitely agree with NPH, I look forward to the day his obituary is printed.


You must mean Pat Robertson.

What a giant pile of sh*t that guy is.

The sooner he joins his old buddy Jerry Foulsmell, the better.



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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 7:59pm
Suzi Orman her f$%king voice is like nails on chalkboard to me!

Scott Haney: way too damn chipper and happy to be human. I miss Hilton Katerli

The #$%&@s that come on at 10:00 on the Today Show! They talk about trivial things like latest fashion or the most popular baby names! Kathy Lee and Heuda KotB.

The anal retentive jerk on a SPDR ETF commercial who puts up bushes to block the view of an over colorful house. What pisses me off is his constant trimming of his bushes just so that they're oh so prefect! Arch!

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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 7:59pm
You're right in that Osteen isn't as "in your face" with his beliefs as most televangelist scum, but for me it may be more about the insufferable frequency of him on local stations and news that makes him severely grate on my nerves.




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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 8:40pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

I never really listened to her spiel, but Suze Orman always rubbed me the wrong way. Probably from the dopey spelling of her name alone just makes me think she's an asshole.


She makes my skin crawl.

And don't forget "Dr" Wayne Dyer.



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 8:45pm
Those old Match Game shows are funny as heck, if you think of the time in history, they were crossing bounderies.

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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 9:40pm
^ Love Connection was hysterical, too, especially when the date didn't work out and they trashed each other.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 9:54pm
Al Roker
Russell Brand
Chris Rock
Niki Manaj (especially if she opens her mouth to speak or sing)
 
 


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Posted By: bwestfall
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2014 at 10:03pm
Tracy Morgan's voice and I don't think he is real funny. (but sorry he is so hurt from wreck). Unfortunately, Seth Rogan's laugh is just horrendous so I can't hardly listen to him especially when he does interviews which he is doing a lot of right now.

Liked Craig Ferguson at first but quickly got on my nerves; start acting like he was smarter than everybody else.

Most people I am sick of on TV is because of overexposure, most I normally would like. It's the "there everywhere, there everywhere" syndrome:

Neil Patrick Harris
Michael Strahan
Amy Poehler
Jim Parsons
and many more...





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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2014 at 1:15pm
Oprah,
Tina Fey,
Al Roker,
Angelina Jolie,
The View crew,
Jerry Seinfeld,
All TV "evangelists"
I'm sure that there are many more.



Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2014 at 1:22pm
Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

Tracy Morgan's voice and I don't think he is real funny. (but sorry he is so hurt from wreck). Unfortunately, Seth Rogan's laugh is just horrendous so I can't hardly listen to him especially when he does interviews which he is doing a lot of right now.

Liked Craig Ferguson at first but quickly got on my nerves; start acting like he was smarter than everybody else.

Most people I am sick of on TV is because of overexposure, most I normally would like. It's the "there everywhere, there everywhere" syndrome:

Neil Patrick Harris
Michael Strahan
Amy Poehler
Jim Parsons
and many more...




I agree, I am utterly sick of taylor Swift, Mike Rowe and Tom Bergeron.  Bergeron is from my hometown and graduated high schoola few years after me, but lord I am sick of his face, (he is a really nice guy though)
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2014 at 3:15pm
Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

Tracy Morgan's voice and I don't think he is real funny. (but sorry he is so hurt from wreck). Unfortunately, Seth Rogan's laugh is just horrendous so I can't hardly listen to him especially when he does interviews which he is doing a lot of right now.

Liked Craig Ferguson at first but quickly got on my nerves; start acting like he was smarter than everybody else.

Most people I am sick of on TV is because of overexposure, most I normally would like. It's the "there everywhere, there everywhere" syndrome:

Neil Patrick Harris
Michael Strahan
Amy Poehler
Jim Parsons
and many more...


Gotta agree about Ferguson. Liked him at first, but his shtick got old fast. His Late Show is going off the air at the end of the week, too. Friday night will be the last one. At least with him hosting it. Don't know who, if anyone will replace him.

He's doing a daytime game show now.

And as for Jim Parsons.... I cannot wait to see the last of his face. Hope he just disappears from view completely.



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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2014 at 3:18pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Al Roker
Russell Brand
Chris Rock
Niki Manaj (especially if she opens her mouth to speak or sing)
 

Whatcha got against Chris Rock, Pa??? Shocked

Funniest mf'er alive!!!! 








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Posted By: DesertX
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 12:12pm
One more person I can't stand, the "Pioneer Woman," Ree Whateverhernameis, on the Food Network.


Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 2:55pm
Jerry Springer and Steve Wilkos. Both pieces of crap hosting even more pieces of crap trash shows. I'd rather see I Love Lucy. 

As to the person saying Ellen was not funny, not nice! I enjoy Ellen DeGeneres and her efforts to help people out. Look at all the low income families that have gotten $10,000 checks and cars and vacations from her. She is so nice to people! 

I also cannot really stand that Wendy Williams human. I swear she looks like a tranny. 


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 3:00pm
Breaking news...
RIP Ellen,  She was found, face down in Riki Lake.


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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 3:07pm
Can Barbara Waltars stay retired? Who gives a rat's pitooty who she thinks is the most fascinating person?

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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 3:25pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Breaking news...
RIP Ellen,  She was found, face down in Riki Lake.


Lake authorities say she was said to be quite the cunning linguist.




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Posted By: Zach6848
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 7:17pm
1. I am absolutely in agreement on Wendy Williams. One day, my remote had dead batteries in it and I had no more AA batteries in the house. HOW YOU DOIN' and that annoying WHOOP WHOOP sh*t the audience does. Good God. That's not even to mention the banal and frivolous subject-matter of the crap she discusses on her show. How does this sh*t pass for 'news'? Nevermind, it only passes for news for those who live vicariously through other people.

2. The cackling hens on this show 'The Real' can all disappear at any time. For pretty much the same reasons as Wendy Williams. They're banal and frivolous, if not much more-so, and throw in a healthy dose of rampant materialism for good measure.

3. 'Doctor' Oz can be sent to Jupiter so he can never spout his charlatan bullsh*t on Earth ever again. He turns people into hypochondriacs and then proceeds to tell them that supplements, herbs, gluten-free diets, and colon cleansers will solve all of their problems. He also spreads the bullsh*t that there is some 'miracle pill' or 'miracle food' for weight loss. No, weight loss will not happen overnight. If you want to lose weight and remain in good health, exercise regularly, eat high protein and less fat/sugar/carbs, and you will see results quite quickly. There is no easy way. There's something about 'Doctor' Oz's face that is so damned punchable, too. Anyone else know what I mean?

I would list off more, but most of the major annoying characters have already been mentioned in this thread.

Also, I wish the entirety of the people involved with TMZ would be sent to the moon.


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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 7:21pm
Originally posted by DesertX DesertX wrote:

One more person I can't stand, the "Pioneer Woman," Ree Whateverhernameis, on the Food Network.

I just call her "Dough Face". I never watch her or "The Barefoot Contessa" Ina Garten. They are so boring they would put me in a coma. Between the 2 of them I'm surprised there is any valium left for the rest of the world!

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 7:28pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

the degenerate f@ggot from the 700 club...actually, everyone in any way related to that show.

I can definitely agree with NPH, I look forward to the day his obituary is printed.


You must mean Pat Robertson.

What a giant pile of sh*t that guy is.

The sooner he joins his old buddy Jerry Foulsmell, the better.

"The 700 Cub" follows my morning local news. I have to pay attention and change channels before that whacko and his brain dead minions come on. I don't want to clean the vomit trail between den and bathroom!

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Posted By: peachblossom666
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 7:32pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Can Barbara Waltars stay retired? Who gives a rat's pitooty who she thinks is the most fascinating person?
Of all the people in the world, she chooses some woman who got married to a famous actor?  It shows you where these Hollywood people's minds are.  Sleepy  Yes, stay retired Babs!  (Or Baba WaWa for those who like to really make fun of her!)  LOL


Posted By: peachblossom666
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 7:35pm
Originally posted by Zach6848 Zach6848 wrote:

1. I am absolutely in agreement on Wendy Williams. One day, my remote had dead batteries in it and I had no more AA batteries in the house. HOW YOU DOIN' and that annoying WHOOP WHOOP sh*t the audience does. Good God. That's not even to mention the banal and frivolous subject-matter of the crap she discusses on her show. How does this sh*t pass for 'news'? Nevermind, it only passes for news for those who live vicariously through other people.

2. The cackling hens on this show 'The Real' can all disappear at any time. For pretty much the same reasons as Wendy Williams. They're banal and frivolous, if not much more-so, and throw in a healthy dose of rampant materialism for good measure.

3. 'Doctor' Oz can be sent to Jupiter so he can never spout his charlatan bullsh*t on Earth ever again. He turns people into hypochondriacs and then proceeds to tell them that supplements, herbs, gluten-free diets, and colon cleansers will solve all of their problems. He also spreads the bullsh*t that there is some 'miracle pill' or 'miracle food' for weight loss. No, weight loss will not happen overnight. If you want to lose weight and remain in good health, exercise regularly, eat high protein and less fat/sugar/carbs, and you will see results quite quickly. There is no easy way. There's something about 'Doctor' Oz's face that is so damned punchable, too. Anyone else know what I mean?

I would list off more, but most of the major annoying characters have already been mentioned in this thread.

Also, I wish the entirety of the people involved with TMZ would be sent to the moon.
You are so right about 'Doctor' Oz!  His ethics are questionable in my mind.  His smug, self-satisfied, know-it-all face is definitely punching material!


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 7:45pm
Dr. Oz is so bad I almost miss Oprah!!!!

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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2014 at 7:45pm
I've only seen maybe one segment with Dr. Oz, and from what I remember it was about one segment more than I could stomach. 


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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 1:07am
More

Ashton Kutcher. What an un-funny person he is! Two and a Half Men deserves to be cancelled. I'm sure Men would last many more years with Charlie Sheen. I miss Charlie, Alan and little Jake. 
Wendy Williams - HOW YOU DOIN'? Nuff' said. She likes to gossip about every reality show on television. 
Jeff Probst - I hate Survivor. 
Any "Real Housewives of (INSERT HERE)" housewives. Andy Cohen should be ashamed of himself of producing this dreck. 

I don't mind Tom Bergeron - I've grown up with him. Hollywood Squares in the late 1990s, AFV, and Dancing with the Stars. Which, it seemed like Martin Mull was on Hollywood Squares almost every night about 13 years ago. 


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Posted By: Monica
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 1:25am
Nancy Grace seems like a smarmy, condescending, smug, vile woman..


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 1:34am
I can agree with you there, Monica.

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Posted By: Monica
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 2:33am
Thank you, Ad. You and I might not always agree, but at least we both know Nancy Grace is sh-t.


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 3:23pm
Why is Rosie O'Donnell still employed?

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 3:34pm

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Why is Rosie O'Donnell still employed?

Terroristic threats.




Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 3:40pm
^^ What's the threat?  Did she threaten to post self nudes on Twitter if she gets canned? If so that explains why.





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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 3:47pm
Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

^^ What's the threat?  Did she threaten to post self nudes on Twitter if she gets canned? If so that explains why.




Too late.  Google images "rosie o'donnell nude".  Be warned.


 




Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 8:16pm
Worse, she'll release the Fatbo virus into the air, causing an outbreak of fat homely lesbians on America.

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Posted By: bwestfall
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2014 at 11:21pm
T.J. Miller and his voice and his always greasy, nasty, worthless demeanor. He is supposed to be a comedian but I just don't see it. He has piggybacked off of a couple of other rising stars in comedy in order to get work, Jay Baruchel who is great.

He used to be a regular on Chelsea Handler's show, and he was one of the few bad comedians, and now he is doing his most appropriate role yet: he is the voice of the Mucinex glob of phlegm! I still don't like him but this seems so appropriate   

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A new study finds that people who are chipper & happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who aren't chipper & happy want to kill people who are always chipper & happy. David Letterman


Posted By: deacon blues
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2014 at 8:49am
My mother always taught me not to trust someone who smiles all the time because they are usually hiding a crime. Osteen is a creep that fits the bill perfectly


Posted By: deacon blues
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2014 at 8:57am
My picks are people like Peyton Manning, Samuel L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, and Aaron Rodgers because they are plenty rich enough so that we don't have to hear them and that they all hawk commodities that hurt people financially, like insurance companies and credit card institutions. And also Tommy Lee Jones for Edward Jones Retirement or Kevin Spacey for ETrade or Fred Dalton Thompson and Henry Winkler for the Reverse Mortgage scam ads. And lastly, Alex Trebek, for his arrogance on Jeopardy and Colonial Penn Life. How much is enough for these guys?


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2014 at 8:59am
I don't mind Morgan Freeman too much, but I lost massive amounts of respect for him after the artistic rape he assisted in with "March of the Penguins."

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Posted By: sjchevalier07
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2014 at 5:35pm
Throw Hoda Kotb and her lush friend Kathie Lee Gifford in there. If you need wine to get through an hour of being on morning television, it's actually pretty sad.


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2014 at 6:24pm
^^^As I said earlier, I cannot STAND those two!

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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 25 Dec 2014 at 4:43am
Jeff Probst - How is it that some of those so called "contestants" haven't punched this guy in the throat yet.
Julie Chen
Chris Harrison
Any of the other smarmy a**hole reality show hosts can also go here.  I hate "reality" TV.  My wife watches these shows, and I can't be in the same room when they're on.

Chris Berman - Unfunny and unoriginal.  HE. COULD. GO. ALL. THE. WAY.  How many times are you going to say that, fat mouth?  I'd put Howard Cosell on this list too, if he hadn't been dead for like 50 years.
Al Michaels (every time I hear his voice, I feel like I'm being hit in the face with a shovel)
Any other washed up sports announcers can go here.  One of the biggest reasons why I hate sports is people like this.  I just hate all of the stupid questions that they ask.


Posted By: bmasters9
Date Posted: 25 Dec 2014 at 12:06pm
Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

Jeff Probst - How is it that some of those so called "contestants" haven't punched this guy in the throat yet.

That is generally why I have never liked Survivor. I get that "[Tribe name], nothing for you, head back to camp" or "[Tribe name], going to tribal, one of you going home tonight" are part of the lines he has to say to the losing tribes in reward and immunity challenges. Where it gets old is when one tribe loses every single reward/immunity challenge and has to hear those lines every time. If the wins and losses were divided between the tribes, it might be a little more tolerable to hear that one tribe didn't get a reward/was going to tribal, but when one tribe loses every reward/immunity challenge and has to hear those lines every time, methinks they might say to Jeff, "We get it-- we lost! You don't have to rub it in!"


Posted By: purple rose
Date Posted: 28 Dec 2014 at 12:52am
Jim Cramer (I can't stand most of the CNBC crowd but he's the worst)
Rachael Ray
Kathie Lee Gifford (and Hoda too for that matter)
Suze Orman
Ryan Seacrest



Posted By: Zach6848
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2014 at 5:42pm
I'm going to throw Theresa Caputo, AKA 'Long Island Medium' into my list, too. Not only is she a charlatan and a big fat liar, for some reason her hair annoys me greatly. Even if she were not a charlatan and a liar, her hair would annoy me. She also appeared on Dr. Oz, which, if he had not already lost all credibility as any sort of 'medical' or 'scientific' voice, he has lost all former credibility by including this idiocy on his show.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2014 at 5:47pm
That Dr. Oz fellow has been getting some negative press, the wife gave up control of the tv remote years ago so we don't watch it.
 
http://www.livewellnebraska.com/health/a-lot-of-dr-oz-s-medical-advice-is-baseless/article_bbdeb830-8aca-11e4-8445-ef999b16c12f.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.livewellnebraska.com/health/a-lot-of-dr-oz-s-medical-advice-is-baseless/article_bbdeb830-8aca-11e4-8445-ef999b16c12f.html


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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2014 at 7:51pm
Oh yeah that Ryan Seacrest punk. Started as host of a forgotten game show called "Gladiators 2000" in 1994-1996, then another forgotten kids game show called "Click" in 1997-98. He then went on to American Idol and about 20,000 other guest appearances/hosting jobs. I see him all over the freakin' TV now. After Dick Clark passed away, I abandoned watching New Year's Rockin' Eve. Dick Clark WAS Rockin' Eve, not Ryan Seacrest. And besides, I live 2 hours from Seattle so on cable we can get the Space Needle fireworks show at 12AM local time, live, not 3-hours-old. 
Hated Theresa Caputo as well. She's fake. 

Can't STAND old Storage Wars episodes with Dave "YUUUP!" Hester. He's very, very annoying and is very greedy. And then when he wins a lot, he claims an old TV is worth "$50." Wow - do you have high inflation or what? 

Can't stand Gordon Ramsey either, except for when he does "Kitchen Nightmares." F--- this and F--- that and F--- some more. I hate "Hell's Kitchen." Why do these fools go on television to get humiliated with 200 F-bombs by Mr. Ramsey? 
I do like Kitchen Nightmares - it's sickening what some restaurant storage areas and pantries look like. Restaurants that make you sick likely have food bad enough for this show. 

I don't watch Jeopardy! so I don't really mind Alex Trebek - one of these days we'll see Pat Sajak and Vanna White promote life insurance.

Rosie O'Donnell was MUCH better in the late 90s/early 00s - can't stand her now.

And one more: Judge Poopy...I meant Judge Judy. Her demeanor is horrible to both plaintiffs and defendants. It's like she hates her job. I can't stand watching her court show, even though it's the #1 first run syndicated show in the country with over 10 million watchers a day. Who could stand being in that courtroom...other than people who want to argue with her. 


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Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 30 Dec 2014 at 1:28am
Abby Lee-the Dance Mom cow.
Rachel Ray-tard.
That 19 Kids family.  



Posted By: EasyChango
Date Posted: 01 Jan 2015 at 4:21pm
Wolf Blitzer - the monotone;  the way he pauses for a breath in the middle of a sentence.

On another note, how many times can CNN show the same three pieces of wreckage from AirAisia floating in the sea?



Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2015 at 2:55am
Cheryl Underwood on the talk..she is the Kingfish on that show and every other co-host rolls their eyes when she employs her witty GHETTO REMARKS® with every single thing she says

Plus her Gums have GUMS..thats a horse mouth ifn evah i DID see one

Add her own hate of Black Hair( the wigs) and she is truly heinous

she make Carly Wilson look good

meat sweats INDEED


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2015 at 2:58am
Bermans tonal range is like a backfiring motorcycle--I LOVE doing impressions of when he runs out air and goes to that weird sounding LOW voice--he is so bad that it almost becomes fun to watch him

but he is also a first rate A-Clown in his opinions and there is the killing blow


Posted By: Zach6848
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2015 at 8:47am
Keith Urban and Armando Montelongo are on my list now, too. Keith Urban for being on American Idol, a show which I have no idea how it's still on the air, and the late night infomercials for a guitar set. Armando Montelongo, or however the f**k you spell his last name, for his late night infomercials where he promises to make people rich by teaching them how to play the real estate market.  If it were really as easy as he states, and also required little to no starting capital, everybody and their grandmother would be doing it already.


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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2015 at 8:41pm
That fake, loudmouth doucheketeer Dr. Travis Stork form "The Doctors". I'd like to stick that stethoscope where you'd get a bowel rumble instead of a heartbeat.

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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2015 at 6:41am
^^^^LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL Madawee! I'm choking over here!

I second (or third) whoever said "SOOZE" Orman. I hate how she spells her name and her gigantic horse teeth are a total turn-off.

Also on my list is another chick who spells her name stupidly - Zooey Deschanel or however you spell her last name. That doe-eyed innocent look ain't fooling me! Being cute and quirky for the sake of being cute and quirky is NOT cute OR quirky. Just go away already.


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Posted By: deacon blues
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2015 at 7:18am
My parents taught me not to trust anyone who smiles all the time.


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2015 at 4:16pm
Originally posted by deacon blues deacon blues wrote:

My parents taught me not to trust anyone who smiles all the time.


Same with mine.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2015 at 4:44pm
Each and every televangelist.
 
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ovqp6" rel="nofollow - http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ovqp6
 


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2015 at 4:47pm
Sorry Pa, your image is not showing.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2015 at 6:02pm
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Sorry Pa, your image is not showing.
ConfusedThat's probably because I posted a LINK and not an IMAGE - try clicking on the link, AdN.


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2015 at 8:20pm
'Ghetto' Cheryl Underwood of the Talk estrogen fest..I watch it SOLELY to hear how-N'ed up her EVERY RESPONSE to anything said is..every statement sets race relations back 30-40 years

She am duh KINGFISH o' daytime TV


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2015 at 8:22pm
HA sorry  i cannot believe I MISSED i already did thisAngry


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Posted By: indianaTVman
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2015 at 1:20am
while we're talking long necked women, Cynthia Nixon of "Sex & The City" could be a mascot for Red Giraffe Video.

Nearly all the CNN reporters annoy me. It's especially annoying when they have a missing airplane story their reporters suddenly call themselves "aviation analysts". I certainly wouldn't board a plane piloted by that idiot Ashley Banfield (she doesn't even know where Irael is). Journalists are supposed to objective but Banfield and her incompetent colleagues often lose their tempers during interviews or otherwise get emotional (I assume they're supposed to mirror the audience reactions but I find it very unprofessional).

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Posted By: peachblossom666
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2015 at 1:23am
The days of objective reporting are long over.  Cry  


Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2015 at 2:04am
Every aspect of CNN sucks now.  Have you been to their website recently?  They completely redesigned it and turned it in to a horrible lump of pictures and videos.  You can't go to a single story now, without it starting a video.  Before you can read anything, you have to hover over the pause button until the video starts playing, to shut it off.  And every story has a bunch of stupid twitter twits embedded, because when I'm trying to get news, I give a sh*t what idiots on twitter think about the world.  And then there's the damned ridiculous "selfies of the week" that aren't actually selfies - they're pictures of people taking pictures of themselves.  And the heading is "Look at Me - Selfies of the Week".

CNN used to be a decent news source, way back when.  Now they're just a tired, ridiculous entertainment site.  I think that this whole thing says a lot about what people are looking for in news nowadays.  Selfies of the Week, instead of actual reporting.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2015 at 2:27am
Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

Every aspect of CNN sucks now.  Have you been to their website recently?  They completely redesigned it and turned it in to a horrible lump of pictures and videos.  You can't go to a single story now, without it starting a video.  Before you can read anything, you have to hover over the pause button until the video starts playing, to shut it off.  And every story has a bunch of stupid twitter twits embedded, because when I'm trying to get news, I give a sh*t what idiots on twitter think about the world.  And then there's the damned ridiculous "selfies of the week" that aren't actually selfies - they're pictures of people taking pictures of themselves.  And the heading is "Look at Me - Selfies of the Week".

CNN used to be a decent news source, way back when.  Now they're just a tired, ridiculous entertainment site.  I think that this whole thing says a lot about what people are looking for in news nowadays.  Selfies of the Week, instead of actual reporting.

Sounds even worse than Yahoo's website.

That thing is so f**ked up, you can barely scroll down the page.

Clicking on an article is an exercise in frustration too.

Big, fat pain in the ass.




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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2015 at 2:36am

^  Same with SFGate (the on-line version of the San Francisco Chronicle).  It's unwieldy, with pictures and videos and headlines and ads randomnly distributed all over the home page.  And then, some video starts at some point, and you have to scroll back up to even see which video it is.  Plus, every story now seems to have a gallery of pictures attached to it.  Horrible, but they called it "streamlined" when they went to this format last year.  Many complained, but it didn't seem to matter.






Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2015 at 3:07am
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


^  Same with SFGate (the on-line version of the San Francisco Chronicle).  It's unwieldy, with pictures and videos and headlines and ads randomnly distributed all over the home page.  And then, some video starts at some point, and you have to scroll back up to even see which video it is.  Plus, every story now seems to have a gallery of pictures attached to it.  Horrible, but they called it "streamlined" when they went to this format last year.  Many complained, but it didn't seem to matter.


I remember you complained once about these f**king stories that you have to scroll thru page by page in order to read the entire thing.

I was just on Yahoo trying to read a story about 14 Signs of Cancer Men Overlook.

I had to do that f**king click for next page sh*t. Got about half way thru it & said screw this.

Why do they f**king do that crap??????

Just makes me insane!!!! AngryDeadWacko

Our paper, The Orlando Sentinel now has "premium content", that if you want to read it, you have to buy a paid subscription.










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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2015 at 3:32am

When I click through those galleries, I can get through 3 or 4 pictures no problem, and then suddenly, the next one doesn't wanna download, and I just kinda get stuck there waiting for something to happen.  Sometimes I just end up closing the tab.  It's just not worth it.




Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2015 at 3:55am
And you wish you knew the home phone or personal cell phone number of whoever is in charge of that sh*t, so you could call them up & scream in their ear so loud blood starts running out of it.

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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Frantic Majesty
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2015 at 7:43am
Pat Robertson
Anyone on Fox News
Carrie Underwood (with her wretched, puke-inducing intros to Sunday Night Football)
Anyone with Kardashian in their name
Pat Sajak
Matt Lauer
"Duck Dynasty" clan
Honey Boo Boo and anyone associated with that show
The Duggars
That phlegm wad with the wild hair on "Ancient Aliens"
Donald Trump
Blake Shelton
Guy Fieri


Posted By: WDAN20
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2015 at 3:23pm
Brian Williams, just never liked his personality, seems like a man trapped in the 1950s trying to talk about current events.

Jonah Hill, pretentious and unfunny. 


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Posted By: bmasters9
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2015 at 8:44pm
Originally posted by Frantic Majesty Frantic Majesty wrote:

Pat Robertson
Anyone on Fox News
Carrie Underwood (with her wretched, puke-inducing intros to Sunday Night Football)
Anyone with Kardashian in their name
Pat Sajak
Matt Lauer
"Duck Dynasty" clan
Honey Boo Boo and anyone associated with that show
The Duggars
That phlegm wad with the wild hair on "Ancient Aliens"
Donald Trump
Blake Shelton
Guy Fieri

You're 13 for 13! Those are mine as well to the tee. 


Posted By: Number One Navy Seal
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2015 at 11:18pm
I'm getting tired of teen Mom Leah and her overexposure for being a Teen Mom... When I was growing up, Teen Motherhood was something that was seen as taboo and shameful, and had a huge stigma to it. It wasn't celebrated and glorified on a Reality show....


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2015 at 12:26am
Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton. I've about up to my head with the stupid promos for ACM Awards 50th Anniversary special from AT&T field. They are not funny, clever, unique, or special! They're walking stereotypes!

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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off


Posted By: NomoFlo
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2015 at 6:01pm
Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris
Kelly Ripa
Sofia Vergara
Neil Patrick Harris


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2015 at 2:09am
In NPH's defense, I don't see him being pushed all that much......

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