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Topic: Domino's 'All It Does' (video)
Posted By: PaWolf
Subject: Domino's 'All It Does' (video)
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2014 at 3:26am
Perfect.
Water scares you.
You go camping alone.
You dress inappropriately to enjoy a night at a biker bar.
You can't cook and don't have smoke alarms.
Got no social skills? No ability to talk to another human? Neeehhhh - who needs 'em?
Thank goodness for that talking instant-idiot-fixer ya got - at least cheap pizza is in your future.


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Posted By: thedude
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2014 at 4:06am
They couldn't just have an app with a programmable big red button to order your "usual" with one touch?

I guess that might be too similar to the Push for Pizza app, but I'm sure they could have done something to differentiate.

I think they were too eager to do the voice-recognition thing. Nobody is going to download this sh*t except children.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2014 at 5:38am
Originally posted by thedude thedude wrote:

They couldn't just have an app with a programmable big red button to order your "usual" with one touch?

I guess that might be too similar to the Push for Pizza app, but I'm sure they could have done something to differentiate.

I think they were too eager to do the voice-recognition thing. Nobody is going to download this sh*t except children.
LOLThere are people that just love their 'junk trinkets', inluding some of my own friends. My friends know better than to admit they have their very own 'electronic buddy/mechanical best friend'.


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Posted By: thedude
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2014 at 8:10am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by thedude thedude wrote:

They couldn't just have an app with a programmable big red button to order your "usual" with one touch?

I guess that might be too similar to the Push for Pizza app, but I'm sure they could have done something to differentiate.

I think they were too eager to do the voice-recognition thing. Nobody is going to download this sh*t except children.
LOLThere are people that just love their 'junk trinkets', inluding some of my own friends. My friends know better than to admit they have their very own 'electronic buddy/mechanical best friend'.


"Junk trinkets" is a good term for that. Every time I see useless crap adorning every shelf in people's houses, I'm tempted to set it all on fire. I also deeply hate refrigerator magnets, but that's a whole other topic.


Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2014 at 9:09pm
Here's another.. Whoop whoop. Sick




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2014 at 9:19pm
Let's face it, if you are ordering Dominos, you are a loser and the future is not good.


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2014 at 10:05pm
F*$% it I'd rather speak to a real person!

I don't want to talk to a machine!

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Posted By: madwoman
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2014 at 3:46am
Domino's is to pizza as Skoda is to car.


Posted By: rope
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2014 at 11:02pm
Wow! Such clever, cutting edge ingenuity going on over at dominos! Just the other day I was ordering a pizza online, whilst thinking to myself "hmm, someone should invent a way to order pizza with your phone, using only your voice to tell them what you want." Bravo dominos! You've done it, you radical geniuses!!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2014 at 11:24am
^Agreed on the quality of Domino's - the last time WE ordered from them was probably 10 years ago, back in Schenectady, and it was garbage. Time does not turn garbage into gold.   

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Posted By: BowlingGeek
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2014 at 5:29am
As a New Yorker, what's Dominos? LOL LOL


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2014 at 4:23pm
Originally posted by BowlingGeek BowlingGeek wrote:

As a New Yorker, what's Dominos? LOL LOL

I'm West coast. I'm familiar enough with Domino's to avoid it.

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Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2014 at 6:05pm
Seems pizza is the answer to everything.

Where should I go today? Pizza.

What should I have for Thanksgiving? Pizza.

What makes the best lubricant? Just stuff a goddamn pizza slice up there!


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2014 at 6:24pm
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:


What makes the best lubricant? Just stuff a goddamn pizza slice up there!




Thanks, Snesgamer. I just freaking SNORTED at my desk. Try explaining that to your co-worker!

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2014 at 6:37pm
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Seems pizza is the answer to everything.

Where should I go today? Pizza.

What should I have for Thanksgiving? Pizza.

What makes the best lubricant? Just stuff a goddamn pizza slice up there!




ROFL!

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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 11 Nov 2014 at 10:36pm
Love the description, exactly how I felt when I saw it. 
Dumbass loner, no idea how to work his smartphone.  
Thinks his Pizza app is Siri. 
Total fail at life. 


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Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2015 at 10:20pm
Camper: "Where is Orion's belt?"

Dom: "Around his waist... hey-oooooooo!"

Camper: "Confused"


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2015 at 4:52pm
Originally posted by madwoman madwoman wrote:

Domino's is to pizza as Skoda is to car.

Since the early 1990s Skodas have been license built Volkswagens. Oh! Never mind.

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Posted By: madwoman
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2015 at 11:01pm
Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by madwoman madwoman wrote:

Domino's is to pizza as Skoda is to car.

Since the early 1990s Skodas have been license built Volkswagens. Oh! Never mind.


I see.... my sole experience with Skoda was a 1962 POS.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2015 at 11:19pm
Originally posted by madwoman madwoman wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by madwoman madwoman wrote:

Domino's is to pizza as Skoda is to car.

Since the early 1990s Skodas have been license built Volkswagens. Oh! Never mind.


I see.... my sole experience with Skoda was a 1962 POS.
LOLBefore de Gaulle kicked us out of France around 1962, I used to see these on rare occasions (simply because they actually ran)...
(something like a 1937-38 Skoda)
Škoda Favorit


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Posted By: madwoman
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2015 at 2:42am
Sorry, Pa.... no workee.


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2015 at 2:45pm
Originally posted by madwoman madwoman wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by madwoman madwoman wrote:

Domino's is to pizza as Skoda is to car.

Since the early 1990s Skodas have been license built Volkswagens. Oh! Never mind.


I see.... my sole experience with Skoda was a 1962 POS.

The early Skodas as bad as they were far exceeded the Russian Ladas in quality. My comment was intended as a bit of Volkswagen bashing.

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