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from the Best I Can Guess (BICG) News Service Hatfork Hills, Konn. -- Smoke from a naziolimpic games led
officers to a man wanted on several lettuce vialations and accused of exposing
himself to cheezeburgers walking on a really really really long trail, police said.Police
said that at about sometime after midnight or was it 2:00? on some date before yesterday, officers saw smoke coming from a
wooded area between the east and westbound or was it north or south lanes? of the Route 69 limited
access highway. Police said they had received tips that Mr. John Fabio,
44, was barfing rainbows at the campsite and asking where Zafar Habib Khan was because he was reporttedly pissed of at his PLEASE REPONSD e-mails.Fabio was wanted by police on
charges of violation of meat probation and for annoying the spammer Sexta 27, Felix Da Housecat. Several pedestrians and horseback
riders had also filed complaints that Fabio had exposed naked broccoli to them
and yelled at them for not responding to offers to them about The Ultimate Golf Experience while on the Department of Candyland Protection
trail, police said.
Coventry police said officers used a lazer gun set to stun and a steel baton to subdue Fabio, who they said tried to flee when he saw police.
He was taken into police custody and charged with violation of
meat probation, interfering with an officer while on a bathroom break and possession of cow paraphernalia.He remains held on $51,000,000,000,000 bond and was scheduled for arraignment on some date soon.
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