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Topic: Premarin: painful intercourse
Posted By: Ad nauseous
Subject: Premarin: painful intercourse
Date Posted: 27 May 2014 at 3:51pm
Are you f**king kidding me?

This commercial straight up says it "painful intercourse" I feel bad for the young toddler aged daughter or son who has to listen to this and is puzzled.

Why do they have to be so damn blatent? Is nothing sacred anymore?



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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 27 May 2014 at 4:06pm
^^ I just saw this monstrosity yesterday evening.  sh*t like this and boner pills, jock itch cream, tampons, and yes even toilet paper do NOT need advertising!







Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 May 2014 at 4:12pm
The pharm companies are a bunch of money grubbing bastards pushing alot of bullsh*t drugs with side effects worse than the initial problem.
Oh, don't forget to hail the V   Smile


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 27 May 2014 at 4:17pm

Painful intercourse and erectile dysfunction might just be nature's way of saying your sex years are over.




Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 May 2014 at 4:21pm
A little cool whip goes along way, why people would spend money on stuff like this is beyond me.


Posted By: bwestfall
Date Posted: 27 May 2014 at 7:56pm
What pisses me off is that hundreds of thousands of mares and their offspring are killed and mistreated each year because premarin is made with pregnant mares urine--Really! They keep the mares pregnant constantly in these tiny stalls, standing in urine and feces. They send the foals to slaughter.

However, there are synthetic based hormone creams that are just as good ( Menogen, Estratest, Covaryx, Essian, Syntest D.S., Syntest H.S.) but obviously Premarin is best-known and the company won't stop making it with mare's urine.

I even showed my Doctor (G.P) cause he had never heard of it but was pretty disgusted with it. Here are a couple of sites, though there are many reputable ones:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=74&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CD0QFjADOEY&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sagepub.com%2Fjowett5estudy%2Fcases%2F77821_c2.pdf&ei=jt6EU-SmA4vJsQSB-YLIAQ&usg=AFQjCNHkf-0db5kNzT1BLFrIBCCaUppJuQ&sig2=utmSMwHQgCEm2-oVBbA2ig" rel="nofollow - http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=74&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CD0QFjADOEY&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sagepub.com%2Fjowett5estudy%2Fcases%2F77821_c2.pdf&ei=jt6EU-SmA4vJsQSB-YLIAQ&usg=AFQjCNHkf-0db5kNzT1BLFrIBCCaUppJuQ&sig2=utmSMwHQgCEm2-oVBbA2ig

http://www.horsefund.org/pmu-fact-sheet.php" rel="nofollow - http://www.horsefund.org/pmu-fact-sheet.php

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/stable-relationships-why-pfizer-is-suddenly-at-center-of-horse-slaughter-debate/" rel="nofollow - http://www.cbsnews.com/news/stable-relationships-why-pfizer-is-suddenly-at-center-of-horse-slaughter-debate/

http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/premarin.asp" rel="nofollow - http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/premarin.asp



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 May 2014 at 8:53pm
I'm going to add this without any feeelings of em bareass ment.
Whatever the ladies might need, I suggest we do what they want.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 28 May 2014 at 5:06am
^^  I don't think guys are going to click "Get Dick Reduction Surgery!" ads on the internet any time soon.... 
 
Quote This commercial straight up says it "painful intercourse" I feel bad for the young toddler aged daughter or son who has to listen to this and is puzzled.
 
  "G-g-gosh golly!  What does that mean?!"
 
Would that include that maybe daddy is really overweight and crushing mommy...?   LOL


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Posted By: EMCEE
Date Posted: 28 May 2014 at 8:24am
Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

What pisses me off is that hundreds of thousands of mares and their offspring are killed and mistreated each year because premarin is made with pregnant mares urine--Really! They keep the mares pregnant constantly in these tiny stalls, standing in urine and feces. They send the foals to slaughter.

However, there are synthetic based hormone creams that are just as good ( Menogen, Estratest, Covaryx, Essian, Syntest D.S., Syntest H.S.) but obviously Premarin is best-known and the company won't stop making it with mare's urine.

I even showed my Doctor (G.P) cause he had never heard of it but was pretty disgusted with it.


That's really jacked up. Especially since they have the gall to call it "Premarin." Why not just call it "Perpetually Pregnant Horse Piss?"

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 28 May 2014 at 6:05pm


Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

That's really jacked up. Especially since they have the gall to call it "Premarin." Why not just call it "Perpetually Pregnant Horse Piss?
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Posted By: verminstew
Date Posted: 29 May 2014 at 2:38am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

A little cool whip goes along way, why people would spend money on stuff like this is beyond me.

Shocked Chemical-laden cool whip??  No way man, only the real stuff here.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 29 May 2014 at 9:24am
^ I was thinking the 5 second rule applies.
Of course, consult your physician before using food for foreplay.
I just want to encourage guys that are afraid to go  downtown.  Wink


Posted By: shEEEsh
Date Posted: 29 May 2014 at 12:50pm
I would hate to be a young woman on date night and have this commercial play .. there are actually two. One goes on and on about "dry and infections."  Makes my skin crawl like the commercials for catheters do, just add disgusting to creepy and you get this commercial. 


Posted By: SpeedCøw
Date Posted: 29 May 2014 at 11:19pm
^ Try having this play when you're visiting you parents. Completely awkward. I literally scrambled to get their attention away from the TV.


Posted By: shEEEsh
Date Posted: 29 May 2014 at 11:24pm
OMG ... That is SOOOOO FUNNY ...  Laughed so hard I almost wet myself .. If I had medicaid I would order some depends or some other, smaller, diaper ...


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 May 2014 at 12:53am
Their slogan should be: "Premarin. For when f**king just f**king hurts!!!"




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Posted By: jms956
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 5:13am
This Premarin commercial hocking a product for painful intercourse takes television to an absolute new low. There is NOTHING they won't allow on TV now, all in pursuit of advertising dollars as if nothing else in this world mattered. There is no decency anymore...no grace...nothing elegant or special in life after this commercial. A person having intercourse is supposed to be an extremely personal thing but this commercial treats it as if it is as commonplace as scratching your ear so it's quite alright to advertise this during the dinner hour and especially when the kids are watching during prime time. I hate these bastards at Premarin for debasing every program they touch with their highly personal commercial about building vaginal tissue as if this were common talk we all engage in - when we don't. Morons!


Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 11:43am
Just wait until they combine these commercials with the arm farts from juicy fruits locker room. ConfusedConfused

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 11:59am
^LOL
I'll censor myself here.
Pu**y farts. Big smile


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 12:53pm
Originally posted by SpeedCøw SpeedCøw wrote:

^ Try having this play when you're visiting you parents. Completely awkward. I literally scrambled to get their attention away from the TV.


That's my biggest beef with these stupid low class money grubber ads for stuff like this & boner pills, etc.

I can't even be comfortable watching TV with my mother anymore.





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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 1:02pm
Originally posted by jms956 jms956 wrote:

This Premarin commercial hocking a product for painful intercourse takes television to an absolute new low. There is NOTHING they won't allow on TV now, all in pursuit of advertising dollars as if nothing else in this world mattered. There is no decency anymore...no grace...nothing elegant or special in life after this commercial. A person having intercourse is supposed to be an extremely personal thing but this commercial treats it as if it is as commonplace as scratching your ear so it's quite alright to advertise this during the dinner hour and especially when the kids are watching during prime time. I hate these bastards at Premarin for debasing every program they touch with their highly personal commercial about building vaginal tissue as if this were common talk we all engage in - when we don't. Morons!


Amen.

I'd like to take the CEO's of these jerkwad companies & lock them in a room with their families, then force them all to sit in there with a big screen TV playing their embarrassing commercials over & over & over again for a few hours or so.

Make them sit thru every boner pill, vaginal cream & yeast infection commercial made in the last 10 years & see how they like it.

Maybe intersperse them with some porn video clips just to emphasize exactly what the subject matter is.

My guess is that most of them are so thick skulled, it wouldn't even faze them.







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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 8:46pm
What's next?.... Ads for anal lube?

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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 9:02pm
^KY already does adverts, I think.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 9:07pm
KY  Yours and Mine.
I really don't understand all of the ads toward hetero couples, you must be doing something wrong if you lack lubrication.


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 9:22pm
Hell, to be medically disturbing, even the anus produces a lubricating mucus. tHere's even cases of gay guys producing it naturally when aroused.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 9:26pm

I did meet this freaky woman in Cleveland, That's what she wanted.

The other one must have been worn out. Wink


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 9:29pm
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Hell, to be medically disturbing, even the anus produces a lubricating mucus. tHere's even cases of gay guys producing it naturally when aroused.


I think that's also known as "the Hershey squirts"....





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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2015 at 10:07pm
-dead from laughter-

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Posted By: peachblossom666
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 1:01am
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Hell, to be medically disturbing, even the anus produces a lubricating mucus. tHere's even cases of gay guys producing it naturally when aroused.
Are you sure it's not leftovers from the night before?  Tongue


Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 1:10am
I think they got the focus group mixed up with the Olestra potato chip group.

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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 4:27am
Originally posted by peachblossom666 peachblossom666 wrote:


Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Hell, to be medically disturbing, even the anus produces a lubricating mucus. tHere's even cases of gay guys producing it naturally when aroused.
Are you sure it's not leftovers from the night before?  Tongue
Obviously not.

Everyone knows that gay sperm is glittery and sounds like techno music.

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Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 7:02am
LOLLOLLOL

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 6:19pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by SpeedCøw SpeedCøw wrote:

^ Try having this play when you're visiting you parents. Completely awkward. I literally scrambled to get their attention away from the TV.


That's my biggest beef with these stupid low class money grubber ads for stuff like this & boner pills, etc.

I can't even be comfortable watching TV with my mother anymore.

Although I am not concerned about having to watch one of these atrocities (which air at all hours of the day) with my Mother (1910-1999). I am not looking forward to the day it happens with my extremely curious and analytical 5 y/o Grandson. So far as I know they are not being aired on Nicktoons or Disney but I'm sure it's just a matter of time! After all. Money talks, ethics walk! I'm dreading when the Viagra "SpokesHO" states: "Plenty of guys have this problem of not just being able to get an erection, but keeping it."



I'm guessing this could be my Grandson's analysis. "Grandpa. A lot of boys have trouble getting an erector set. Then some bully takes it away from them! That would be preferable to: "Grandpa. What's an erection"?



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 6:32pm
^Sarge - if that happens, immediately take him to the toy store and buy him an erector set

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 6:43pm
I loved my Erector Set, it was about 1970.
I could set it up with a powered ground wheel or use the motor to power the crane.
I was always pushing my creation to the limit, my engineering skills were just getting started.
The moter was geared down and pretty powerful, my structure collapsed when I tried to pick up a corner of a couch.


Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 6:51pm
I still like to whip out my erector set and crank it up whenever I get the chance to. 


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 9:42pm
^LOL
It was a cool toy.
 
 
My parents bought me this cool model too.
The Visible V8.
All of the components of a real engine, with a clear plastic block.
 
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Posted By: OperatorStandingBy
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2015 at 9:48pm
Yep hardly anything is off-limits anymore.

It used to be that the only "pain" mentioned during intercourse had to do with hair-pulling or back-cracking.   Now this........sheesh.


Posted By: Clint
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2015 at 4:36pm
Originally posted by peachblossom666 peachblossom666 wrote:

Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Hell, to be medically disturbing, even the anus produces a lubricating mucus. tHere's even cases of gay guys producing it naturally when aroused.
Are you sure it's not leftovers from the night before?  Tongue

Google "santorum" sometime. Not the politician, but it's named for him. Tongue


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2015 at 5:49pm
I remember hearing about that.

It was one of those viral internet things that a sex columnist started in response to Santorum's homophobic stance on anything concerned with gays.

I'm not sure exactly how he engineered it, put this guy put a definition of Santorum's last name to mean the "stuff" you're talking about on the internet. Then, via his column & social media I guess, he got thousands of people to go to the website over & over again. After awhile, because of the way Google & search engines in general work, every time anybody would Google "Santorum", the first search result would be that definition of his name.

Pretty damned funny I thought.



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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: madwoman
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2015 at 10:03pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL
I'll censor myself here.

Pu**y farts. Big smile


Navy women's bootcamp, Bainbridge, MD... "And when I say parade rest, I wanna hear 40 p**sies suck air."


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Mar 2015 at 7:06am
^LOLLOLLOL
Edit: I get the impression you were in the military, I came back to add, thank you for your service.



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