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Website References: 'Solutions 101'

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Topic: Website References: 'Solutions 101'
Posted By: PaWolf
Subject: Website References: 'Solutions 101'
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 12:22am
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Who the heck really knows? times of trouble, in times of anger, in times of loss of words and ideas for 'what to do'...well...maybe we all need a bit of a 'reference point' to help 'level-set' ourselves, now and then...


I'll start with one of my challenges - for which I've found the perfect alternate solution right on the Internet! 


The 'Inquiring Mindless' beat down my door all too often, looking for simple-to-complex computer-related answers...


(Customer) "I want a wireless solution but I can't afford a computer"

(Pa) "Visit the Post Office - they sell stamps"


(Customer) "I'm going to buy a computer with a mouse...but I've got a cat - is buying a computer really a good idea?"

(Pa) "It's o.k. as long as you teach them to get along..." 


(Customer) "Pa...we've got major datacenters throughout North America - we want to cut costs by going 'dark' - we believe the first thing to do would be to eliminate the employees - what do you think we should do next?" 

(Pa) "Kiss your corporate tail goodbye"




I suggest these types willingly take a nice, long 'rest break' at the following location... -





(Yes indeed...SHADOW actually shaved for this picture!!!Tongue)


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