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Topic: Anything funny.
Posted By: aka ron
Subject: Anything funny.
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2013 at 8:05pm
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2013 at 8:08pm
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When insanity213 posted the exorcism video in another section I about died laughing here. As we age the laugh lines are the good ones.
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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2013 at 8:12pm
^^  I also posted the pre-exorcism part from that scene in a different thread, when James Woods "blessed the house" (parodied Amityville Horror scene).The cartoon's musical score makes this one, and the captions definitely don't hurt : |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2013 at 8:18pm
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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2013 at 8:22pm
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Here's the house "blessing" part from that movie |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2013 at 8:27pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2013 at 8:44pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2013 at 9:10pm
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This one has been around a while, but it always makes me laugh, not so much the fall, but their laughter : |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 3:59pm
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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 4:43pm
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 7:30pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 7:43pm
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All the cat had to do was use the threat of violence to make the little yipper piss himself |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 7:55pm
| I guess nobody else here likes to laugh man. |
Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2013 at 3:28am
Too funny!------------- http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" rel="nofollow"> 
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insanity213 wrote:Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2013 at 6:33pm
Almost every cat's philosophy on life in general: |
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 4:23pm
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In America, offices have camels roaming around bugging the employees. In Japan? |
Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 5:11pm
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I think we all know a "bitchface" in our lives. ------------- Banana! BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 6:52pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2013 at 5:55pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2013 at 7:43pm
| I have never seen (The Big Labowski) until this morning. It was commercial free also. This is a C4 84-96 corvette. |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 02 Sep 2013 at 5:30pm
Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 02 Sep 2013 at 9:29pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2013 at 6:46pm
Great movie |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2013 at 7:27pm
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^^ As a former mechanic I find this both fascinating and hilarious.
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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2013 at 7:28pm
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Shall we go ahead and give these idiots their Darwin trophy now or just wait until they officially 'earn' it? |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 03 Sep 2013 at 8:02pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 04 Sep 2013 at 7:58pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 6:27pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Sep 2013 at 8:22pm
Posted By: bwestfall
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2013 at 2:10am
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I don't know if things in this thread are suppose to be video so if that's the case, sorry. This is one of the funniest column letters I have ever read. We all got a kick out of it, made a bunch of potty jokes, and many of the comments are pretty good, too. Dear Prudence, I have an embarrassing question on bathroom etiquette. My wife, who is normally not a neat freak, insists that I scrub the toilet after I go number two to prevent unsightly streaks on the bowl. She claims that I'm the only person she's known who leaves such marks. To keep the peace at home, I use a toilet brush and spray to clean the bowl after use, which seems to me a reasonable courtesy. Recently, we went to a friend's house for a party and during the night I had to relieve myself. My wife used the bathroom after me and later confided she was horrified to see I had left marks in the bowl. There was no toilet brush available, so I didn't feel obliged to scrub afterward, but did flush twice. She now insists that I have a problem, is shopping for a portable brush to carry when we go out, and is encouraging me to change my diet. I think our friends are adults, and can be expected to know that sometimes toilets get dirty. I'm starting to dread getting invited for parties, as I know my wife will be giving me the evil eye whenever I make a move toward the bathroom. —Mr. Ty-D-Bowl Advertisement Dear Bowl, In the movie The Madness of King George, some royal physicians attempt to diagnose the increasingly strange behavior of their king by studying his stool. A doctor who doesn’t believe in such methods remarks, “One can produce copious, regular, and exquisitely turned evacuation every day of the week and still be a stranger to reason.” I believe the same thing can be said of your wife. If she’s never seen a toilet-bowl skid mark until marrying you, then she has never used a public restroom. Your eliminations may have more traction than hers, but if you are in good health an overhaul of your diet is unnecessary. I agree that when you leave a fecal signature, a quick scrub is the polite thing to do. But I don’t want to contemplate your showing up at the next dinner party with a bottle of wine in one hand and a toilet brush in the other. I have a suggestion. The next time nature calls during a social event, and there’s no bathroom brush, first lay down a toilet paper raft prior to sitting, to ease the departure of your discharge. If this isn’t good enough for your wife, I’m not suggesting you dump her, but you might be moved to offer a few scatological remarks about her putting her nose where it doesn’t belong. ------------- A new study finds that people who are chipper & happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who aren't chipper & happy want to kill people who are always chipper & happy. David Letterman |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2013 at 7:27pm
 Anything goes Ms. Westfall. Thanks for the contribution.
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Sep 2013 at 12:41pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2013 at 5:51pm
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2013 at 8:50pm
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I sh*t my pants!!!! That was enough for me.
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2013 at 8:57pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2013 at 9:06pm
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^ This was the episode when they couldn't laugh in school for a week or else they'd get suspended (or expelled, don't remember exactly which): |
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 13 Sep 2013 at 3:27pm
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This is just wrong on so many levels, from the camera's angle to the look on his face. |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 13 Sep 2013 at 8:12pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 13 Sep 2013 at 8:24pm
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^^ Don Rickles is a legend He never failed to deliver when it came to celebrity roasts.
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Sep 2013 at 8:16pm
Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 15 Sep 2013 at 10:01pm
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This got me cracking up! ------------- One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off |
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2013 at 5:49pm
^^ That was great! Nice find, Ad  |
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2013 at 5:57pm
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2013 at 8:56pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 17 Sep 2013 at 8:51pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 17 Sep 2013 at 8:57pm
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^^ Those were always my favorite Carson moments - when he got visitors from the San Diego Zoo Those and his Carnac skits (of course this one I don't remember personally, as I was about 3 1/2 months old at the time): |
Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 17 Sep 2013 at 9:03pm
Thanks! I stumbled upon it looking for the original Meow Mix commercial from the 1970s, I saw it on the Youtube results page, clicked on it and hilarity ensued! ------------- One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 17 Sep 2013 at 10:34pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Sep 2013 at 2:38pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Sep 2013 at 7:18pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2013 at 6:56pm
Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2013 at 7:32pm
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------------- Banana! BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2013 at 8:18pm
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Great....Now I have a secret crush on Miranda. She would look good on me....
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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2013 at 8:45pm
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And I just want to be a horse with a Russian Doll >.> ------------- Banana! BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2013 at 8:47pm
| I am kind of surprised that this example of idiot parents is still online..Watch long enough to see dad zoom in on mamas tits. |
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2013 at 8:57pm
^^ Nothing like letting your kid play with a dead rodent. 
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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2013 at 9:02pm
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Don't piss off ducks ... they're liable to retaliate
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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2013 at 9:29pm
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I get that you can't say the actual word on network TV, but Christ couldn't they have come up with something better to fill in for it, or at least just mute it out altogether? I guess from now on I'm gonna only take flights on weekends since those monkey fighting snakes tend to occupy the Monday to Friday flights  |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2013 at 7:33pm
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That Sam Jackson IS a bad ass. Reminds me of the G version of smashing up the corvette in.. The Big Labowski.
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2013 at 7:35pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Sep 2013 at 9:12pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 30 Sep 2013 at 3:46pm
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^^ I remember seeing that episode, love it Satirized urine beverage prank: |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Sep 2013 at 7:44pm
Sorry, I'm catching up......We have to chase the Canadian Geese out of the yard from time to time. They can be aggressive when the babies are young.
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Sep 2013 at 7:45pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 30 Sep 2013 at 8:30pm
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^^ And I thought the Grandpa from the Oscar Mayer Deli Fresh commercial was a couldn't care less straight shooter |
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 30 Sep 2013 at 8:57pm
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No violence, but none was even needed for this kitty to get his point across The look on that dog's face |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 6:46pm
Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 6:54pm
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Touloouse leConway...I like it XD. I don't think any man could adlib so well and crack up so many "supposed" actors, while being considered one of the best people to work with. Peter Sellers had the entire cast and crew in stitched every time he did a comedy, especially the Pink Panther films, but outside of that he was considered horrendous as a costar. Of course, to follow: and the infamous ------------- Banana! BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 8:29pm
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Yep, No doubt.... Love Sellers and Conway. These days, Late night on Comedy Central. There is not a 4 letter word they miss or a subject that is not covered.
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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 8:45pm
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^^ I've seen a couple of that dude's stand ups and bits of his show. Suffice it to say he's the antithesis of political correctness. I loved not only Vinny's explanation for his attire, but Fred Gwynne's facial expressions the whole time (Forgive the vid quality, it's the only one I could find) |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2013 at 9:25pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 03 Oct 2013 at 8:44pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 06 Oct 2013 at 8:30pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2013 at 4:23pm
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May have been his one and only chance, and he blew it (and his pants can vouch that he did) ... Oy Vey: |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2013 at 7:54pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2013 at 7:35pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2013 at 7:48pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Oct 2013 at 6:41pm
| The first one is good, the third one at 1:32. Only 2 of these ads I remember seeing here in the states. |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Oct 2013 at 7:21pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Oct 2013 at 8:07pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2013 at 5:51pm
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If I was the girl this guy was talking to and saw this happen, I think I would move out of the state before he posts bail |
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2013 at 7:48pm
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Great Allstate commercial parody Of course it's embed disabled: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRtg6eqybGY" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRtg6eqybGY |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2013 at 8:19pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2013 at 8:40pm
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This raccoon just can't catch a break (And the music works wonderfully with the video) |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2013 at 8:54pm
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^^Those cute little animals were SOOOOO lucky. I'd be nailing the doggy door shut.
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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2013 at 9:43pm
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I like how the raccoon was trying to be all covert while eating from the dog/cat dish, looking around while reaching into the bowl And that cat had lightning quick reflexes. |
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2013 at 10:26pm
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Nice combination thrown by this cat |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2013 at 8:20pm
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^^ I love the sound effects.
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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2013 at 5:52pm
I haven't seen this apparently new shock video (I've had the misfortune of seeing a lot of the older ones), and going by the title of it and this guy's reaction to it, I reallly don't think I'm gonna  |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2013 at 7:36pm
| I couldn't stand for more than a minute of that old dude. |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2013 at 7:26pm
Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2013 at 8:51pm
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------------- Banana! BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2013 at 1:15am
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I think this is funny, first you can't tell what's on the light, once you recognize what it is, you'll laugh!! This is funny in a sad way, believe or not this is a stop sign! ------------- One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off |
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2013 at 5:28pm
How the hell did it get there? Just like the video's title - Short, sweet, to the point: |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2013 at 5:24pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Oct 2013 at 8:07pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Oct 2013 at 9:32pm
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2013 at 5:56pm
Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2013 at 4:25pm
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3 games, same umpire, same impact location - the kind of Deja Vu you don't wanna experience: |
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2013 at 7:12pm