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Topic: Haribo 2013 'The Fruitiest/The Chewiest!' (video)
Posted By: PaWolf
Subject: Haribo 2013 'The Fruitiest/The Chewiest!' (video)
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2013 at 10:19pm
( http://www.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=8500&PID=132040&title=haribo-gummy-bears-sunufabitch-videos#132040" rel="nofollow">Direct Link To This Post <<<---waaaay back in 2010)
I'd swear Haribo must be surrounded by Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and 'Never Never Land'.
Nobody ages in the commercials.
The kids are still the same little twerps everyone wanted to beat up three years ago.
We still want to, except the kids have realigned and are united, swearing they are "The Fruitiest and the Chewiest!".
And, unfortunately,'The Song Remains The Same'...in fact, I recall hearing the SAME song back in Europe, well over thirty years ago (and I hated it then, too!).


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Posted By: ALE515
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2013 at 10:18pm
I think this is the same commercial from the 90's... 


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2013 at 3:13am
f**k Haribo I get my gummy bears from Crazy Candy Co. Which I buy from Aldi!

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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2013 at 4:28am
I think the first time I tried Haribo I found them disgusting.

There's some gummy bears out there that are too liquid-y. I like the ones that are firm with a subtle flavour. Still melt in your mouth, but don't feel "undercooked".


Posted By: DKS
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2013 at 5:17am
Cracker Barrel sells some kinda gummy bear, I think the brand name is "World's Greatest" or "World's Finest" or something like that, and I'll take them over Haribo ANY day.

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Posted By: Scarlett_O
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2013 at 10:13am
These commercials have an aire of some sort of Nazi propaganda, the kids are just way too happy and perfect. And it has some weird European humor, like those mentos commercials.


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2013 at 10:24am
European humour?

Feels plenty American to me. I didn't laugh once.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 1:19am
Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

European humour?

Feels plenty American to me. I didn't laugh once.
Confused...uh...Cod? *I* clearly understand her.
HARIBO is a German organization (from Bonn)...I suffered at their hands in the 60's and 70's (only 'cause we lived there, back then).
When they invaded the U.S. of Americo (probably got a stinkin' free pass across the Canadian Border), I could've sworn they had moved next door to me and started pumping their stinkin' commercials and horrific tune (which has NEVER changed) into my home office, at full volume.
It is enough to make a decent wolf consider 'suicide by candy'; I HATE the theme song SO f**kING MUCH I DRY UP FROM CRYING SO HARD!!!Cry
 
They have been around before your Great Granny had her first 'wet dream' about the possibilities of your forthcoming existence....oh, let's say, 1920, or so.
 
WinkIf anyone is interested, I know I cranked up a thread a few years back about the 'Little Gummy Addicts'; it has some original 1960's/'70's 'Deutsch' commercials - with the friggin' song present!
 


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Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 3:34am
Haha at the little black girl shouting "Lemon!"

Nobody likes the lemon flavor of ANY candy. The lemon ones are only there for when annoying people ask you for one, and you don't want to give up any of the real, good flavors.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 3:48am
Originally posted by Scarlett_O Scarlett_O wrote:

These commercials have an aire of some sort of Nazi propaganda, the kids are just way too happy and perfect. And it has some weird European humor, like those mentos commercials.
WinkNOT 'Nazi', Scarlett...but certainly 'Germanic'/Euro (look about two posts back from this).
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And, about those LEMON anythings...hand 'em all over - my favorites.


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Posted By: Scarlett_O
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 5:06am
Yes maybe I was a bit brash with my choice of words, but this commercial definitely gives off the feeling that the company is up to more things than just these 'perfect' gummi bears, like it has an underlying meaning....


Posted By: 1radUsername
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 5:12am
it does seem annoyingly euro other then the "mr ceo need a m.o.m." god that is lame. make the little f*** trophy take his bike


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 3:36pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Scarlett_O Scarlett_O wrote:

These commercials have an aire of some sort of Nazi propaganda, the kids are just way too happy and perfect. And it has some weird European humor, like those mentos commercials.
WinkNOT 'Nazi', Scarlett...but certainly 'Germanic'/Euro (look about two posts back from this).
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And, about those LEMON anythings...hand 'em all over - my favorites.
I'm with you, Pa. LOVE me some lemon drops. I think I'm going to start a campaign to bring back the lemon Tootsie pops. That was the best combination!

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 3:44pm
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Haha at the little black girl shouting "Lemon!"

Nobody likes the lemon flavor of ANY candy. The lemon ones are only there for when annoying people ask you for one, and you don't want to give up any of the real, good flavors.
 
Are you sure you're not thinking of lime?  I always liked lemon.  Lime, not so much.
 
The Sour Patch Kids version of lime gummy bears is pretty good, though.
 
 


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 3:45pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

I think I'm going to start a campaign to bring back the lemon Tootsie pops. That was the best combination!
 
No.  Orange Tootsie Pops are the best.
 
 


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 3:51pm
 
I visited the Jelly Belly factory some years ago.  It looks remarkably like the Gummi Bears factory in the above commercial.
 
 


Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 4:09pm
Me too.  Neat place!




Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 4:43pm
 
I went to the one at the headquarters in Fairfield, CA.  I came home with way too much of the candy.  I gave a lot away, especially the Harry Potter Jelly Bellys, which featured flavors like dirt and vomit.
 
 
 


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 5:24pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

I think I'm going to start a campaign to bring back the lemon Tootsie pops. That was the best combination!
 
No.  Orange Tootsie Pops are the best.
 
 
Now my favorite is orange since lemon is out of the picture.
 
No likey the new flavors - Green Apple? Really?


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 5:59pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

I think I'm going to start a campaign to bring back the lemon Tootsie pops. That was the best combination!
 
No.  Orange Tootsie Pops are the best.
 
 
Now my favorite is orange since lemon is out of the picture.
 
No likey the new flavors - Green Apple? Really?
No thanks.
However, since you are so quick to 'jump ship' Maddy, hand over 'dem lemons!


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Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 6:06pm
Thor, that's where that picture was taken...


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 7:47pm
Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Me too.  Neat place!


WOAH! HANDSOME HOOTY!  What kind of weights are you lifting???

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Posted By: ADamant
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 7:54pm
^ Ditto. I like your white hat and gloves. Big smile

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Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 7:56pm
Ha! Lately I've been lifting my ass off of the couch.  That was taken about 5 years ago.  I'm still pretty strong, but I'm also 61.  I'm losing muscle mass quicker than I can keep it on.  I don't have the gym availability right now.


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 8:03pm
But why would you need a gym when you could build muscle AND burn fat simultaneously in just 5 minutes a day by buying a $500 DVD programme...utilities not included.

:P

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Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 8:18pm
Cod, really!  I sure miss those infomercials when I worked from home.  


Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 8:26pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 
I visited the Jelly Belly factory some years ago.  It looks remarkably like the Gummi Bears factory in the above commercial.
 
 


Those are the only jellybeans I'll eat.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 8:57pm
Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Thor, that's where that picture was taken...
 
Cool.  The day I was there, we were treated to the presence of a buncha Red Hat Society ladies.  They like to think they're as fun as a bag of grape and cherry Jelly Bellys.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 8:58pm
Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Cod, really!  I sure miss those infomercials when I worked from home.  
Confused...don't know about you, Hooty, but me? I get exhausted just watching them as I sit here...no - they have to go.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 9:00pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Thor, that's where that picture was taken...
 
Cool.  The day I was there, we were treated to the presence of a buncha Red Hat Society ladies.  They like to think they're as fun as a bag of grape and cherry Jelly Bellys.
 
 
ConfusedAre you jealous because YOU weren't invited to join the 'Ladie's Red Hat Society'?


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Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 10:17pm
Pa, the sarcasm went right by ya.....Wink


Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 11:04pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Me too.  Neat place!


WOAH! HANDSOME HOOTY!  What kind of weights are you lifting???

Judging from that gut, too many bags of Sonic food.




Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 11:20pm
I was going to make a kettlebell joke...

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Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2013 at 11:23pm
You guys are so sweet...LOL


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 01 May 2013 at 12:30am
Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Pa, the sarcasm went right by ya.....Wink
Must have had something to do with me thinking about Haribo...I should have just stayed away from wherever this all went.


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Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 01 May 2013 at 1:02am
Yeah, really...me too.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 01 May 2013 at 1:33am
Ouch...and yet another example of kids that never learned to not accept candy from strange men...an entire classroom is now missing - someone claimed to see an airplance close to the school room...


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Posted By: ADamant
Date Posted: 01 May 2013 at 5:38am
^ Besides the general weirdness of the commercial Pa just posted, I can't help but notice that the plane appears to have no wings. We do see the front part of the engine begin to pass by, but not the wing to which it should be attached. Then the next shot shows the plane farther back from where it just was. Ugh. Poor editing. It's probably a good thing there was no wing; I don't think it would have fit between the fuselage and the building. 

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 01 May 2013 at 4:10pm
WinkThat IS the actual 'Haribo' plane - there really is/was one (you can find it on SpewTube).

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Posted By: dizrythmia
Date Posted: 01 May 2013 at 9:48pm
i hate those haribo commercials. plus i'm not gonna lie, i can't figure out what the hell they're saying at the very end. i just hear it as "nyah nyah nyah something something haribo".


Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 01 May 2013 at 9:59pm
Originally posted by dizrythmia dizrythmia wrote:

i hate those haribo commercials. plus i'm not gonna lie, i can't figure out what the hell they're saying at the very end. i just hear it as "nyah nyah nyah something something haribo".


It's the exact same tune Kindergarteners go "neener neener neener" on the playground to.


Posted By: ADamant
Date Posted: 01 May 2013 at 10:05pm
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Originally posted by dizrythmia dizrythmia wrote:

i hate those haribo commercials. plus i'm not gonna lie, i can't figure out what the hell they're saying at the very end. i just hear it as "nyah nyah nyah something something haribo".


It's the exact same tune Kindergarteners go "neener neener neener" on the playground to.

In pure musical terms, the classic "minor third" taunt, aka "nanny nanny boo-boo" (not to be confused with Honey Boo Boo). That minor third interval gets a bad rap, I tell you. But it is bad in this commercial. Bad.


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Posted By: dizrythmia
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 4:19am
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

It's the exact same tune Kindergarteners go "neener neener neener" on the playground to.
oh yeah. thanks to this commercial, i always feel like haribo's mocking me.

no, i'm kidding. i just don't like their gummi bears. i think they're too hard. i like mine really soft, where it seems like they were just made or something. it's not totally the same thing, but i wish you could find jelly babies here in the states. those are awesome.


Posted By: DKS
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 1:46pm
Originally posted by dizrythmia dizrythmia wrote:

i hate those haribo commercials. plus i'm not gonna lie, i can't figure out what the hell they're saying at the very end. i just hear it as "nyah nyah nyah something something haribo".


I dunno what they're saying at the end either. I mean, I know the TUNE, but I don't know the lyrics. Something about the "happy world of Haribo" which I can only assume is like a low rent version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 1:54pm
 
The ending...
 
Kids and grownups love them so
The happy world of Haribo
 
That's what the internet tells me.
 
 


Posted By: ADamant
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 5:41pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The ending...
 
Kids and grownups love them so
The happy world of Haribo
 
That's what the internet tells me.

Thanks. I always thought the "lyrics" were some indecipherable brainwash words meant to subconsciously hypnotize the masses. I guess now they're less indecipherable and subliminal, but still an attempt at brainwashing.


Posted By: !Tommy
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2013 at 9:15pm
Okay....where do I start with my hatred of this stupidity called a commercial. The supposedly head boy looks like a freak in that outfit and looks like his has a few screws loose upstairs. But what truly brings out my hatred is THE FRUITIEST AND THE CHEWIEST!!!!! Blah!!!!! I hate screaming with a passion! There's no reason to have to be that loud especially when it's expressing stupidity! This commercial immediately gets muted as fast as it comes on.  I won't even buy this crap because of these geeky kids and their piss poor commercial. The whole vibe gets to me. I'd hate to think if they were teenagers running the factory instead of little kids, teens would probably be jacking off in the mix before they're shaped into bears and other...exotic shapes....


Posted By: jhiller21
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2013 at 4:58am
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Haha at the little black girl shouting "Lemon!"

Nobody likes the lemon flavor of ANY candy. The lemon ones are only there for when annoying people ask you for one, and you don't want to give up any of the real, good flavors.


Are you nuts? I'm still mad at Jolly Rancher for getting rid of the lemon flavor and replacing it with blue raspberry. There isn't even such a fruit as "blue raspberry", and it tastes nothing like raspberries.

Besides cherry, lemon was my favorite flavor.


Posted By: DKS
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2013 at 9:18am
Originally posted by jhiller21 jhiller21 wrote:


Are you nuts? I'm still mad at Jolly Rancher for getting rid of the lemon flavor and replacing it with blue raspberry. There isn't even such a fruit as "blue raspberry", and it tastes nothing like raspberries.

Besides cherry, lemon was my favorite flavor.


You're the first person I know who DIDN'T either give away or throw away the leftover lemon flavored ones in a bag of gummy bears/skittles/starburst/jelly beans/etc...


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Posted By: Whitedog127
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2013 at 1:38pm
I'm not big on most lemon candy, but lemon Skittles and Starburst....delicious.


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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2013 at 6:39pm
Lemon-flavour tends to be the first to go with me >.>

Then again, I love liquorice, so what do I know.

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Posted By: Whitedog127
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2013 at 8:46pm
Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Lemon-flavour tends to be the first to go with me >.>

Then again, I love liquorice, so what do I know.


I am the only person I know who eats the black jelly beans.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 25 Aug 2013 at 8:49pm
Originally posted by Whitedog127 Whitedog127 wrote:

Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Lemon-flavour tends to be the first to go with me >.>

Then again, I love liquorice, so what do I know.


I am the only person I know who eats the black jelly beans.
EmbarrassedMe too...but only after I am SURE they are really jelly beans. I also eat the lemon ones.
Love lemon.


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