Just as I was about to start the new thread, it occured to me that it may have been a SB ad, so I checked in here.

 

This is one nauseating ad. It's obviousaly meant to appeal to macho idiot football dads with that "I guess he's a kicker" line. As if the kid is somehow pre-ordained to be a football player, the only question being "what position?".

 

And how did he know how much to pay each person whose proprerty his little rugrat destroyed? He just gave everyone 200 bucks like it was nothing. Must be nice to have more money than brains.

 

I hope the kid turns out to be a ballet dancing interior decorator.