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    Posted: 09 Nov 2018 at 3:41am

I watched Alex Trebeck today. In his best "I'm educated and your not" voice he explained that this one insurance companies final insurance was "for only $9.95 per month." And "you can cancel at any time." well hell YES! I can cancel. You can just STOP PAYING FOR IT. So what can you get for your $9.95? I called to see. That small amount will grace you with the tremendous  claim of $750. This is said to be "ONE UNIT."

Now the AVERAGE funeral is  said to cost  between 8 and 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! So................ You will need about 12 UNITS to cover just this. That's a monthly price of $120.00 or $1,400 a year. YOU PAY !!!

But you can cancel it any time. And if your gona be ALIVE for the next 7 or so years you could have put this money in your own pocket and saved a lot of paper work for your relatives.


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What are the 3 Ps?
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Some 700 year old lady: The three Ps? :o!
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Plundering People for Profits
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Nov 2018 at 7:32am
The 3 C's...
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It's a good idea to put the product name in the thread title for search purposes.

Direct Link To This Post Topic: Colonial Penn 'The Three Ps' (video)
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I've got it covered. Prepaid cremation $1500. Military veteran funeral at National cemetery $0. Ashes near my beloved Brother, Aunt, and Uncle priceless. Screw Colonial Penn.   
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Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

What are the 3 Ps?

If this was done by Sean Connery...

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^ correction..

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I hope one of you good people can post the video, I looked for it.

AND!   I hate it when a video starts when I don't ask it to! Angry
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