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    Posted: 22 Sep 2014 at 1:53am
He put his weight back on for THIS?

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I think he's trying channel his character from The Lincoln Lawyer...I think.

I'm clueless to what the hell he is saying.

Oh well, at least its short and quiet.
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Ah've been drahvin' Linkins looooooong befo dey eva PAID me tuh drahve wuuuun.....

Bet that didn't stop you from collecting that paycheck.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Neil R Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Sep 2014 at 2:49am
Originally posted by MontanaTrav MontanaTrav wrote:

Ah've been drahvin' Linkins looooooong befo dey eva PAID me tuh drahve wuuuun.....

Bet that didn't stop you from collecting that paycheck.





Funny you should say that.
When I saw this all I could think was he was driving to the bank to drop that big fat check that FoMoCo, excuse me, "Lincoln Motors" handed him to drive their tumblebug looking car.
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Why don't they just call it the MMC for his initials?
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Oh well, at least its short and quiet.


At least he kept his shirt on.



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Originally posted by BadAd BadAd wrote:

He put his weight back on for THIS


He was creepy skinny for "Dallas Buyer's Club" but I gotta give credit where credit is due. He was phenomenal in that role.
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I think he's trying channel his character from The Lincoln Lawyer...I think.

I'm clueless to what the hell he is saying.

Oh well, at least its short and quiet.


Being as he's behind the wheel, I like to picture him channeling his inner Wooderson (Alright, alright, alriiiiight):




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^LOL
 
I saw him in some obscure movie the other day.
I like his work. 
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He's a good actor. No doubt about that. This is one of those ads that good actors used to make in Japan or something, strictly for the money and with some assurance American fans would never see it. It's just too cringeworthy.
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Oh. I was wondering what this f**kwhistle's name was.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Sep 2014 at 3:28am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Oh well, at least its short and quiet.


At least he kept his shirt on.





You hit the nail on the head! This is probably the only time that he keeps it on. I'm sure the next one he'll be shirtless.
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That's the running joke about him. That he'll take his shirt off at the drop of a hat.

Or maybe it's that he'll take his hat off at the drop of a shirt...

I dunno. I'm confused.

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