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PaWolf 
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 Topic: Popoff Ministries 'Miracle Spring Water' (Link)Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 10:18am |
 You need a miracle. I need a miracle.We all need a miracle. Today. So let's all make the call, that's all - there's no reason to take that next fall. You squealed, so now be healed! Just follow the link below... Now enjoy some inspirational music as a reward for taking that 'first step'. "
 Hey! Look kiddies, both light and darky - listen to Mr. Marky play real music and none o'dat rapcrap! Now all you lil'fools go learn to play an instrument and show off some honed skills! Getcha some Miracly Water, first..." |
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aka ron
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Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 7:26pm |
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HOLY SH*T ON A SHINGLE!!!
So, it's not too late for me? Just mix some of this in with my vodka and I will live forever?
Praise the Lord!!!
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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PaWolf
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Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 10:11pm |
 It'll change your life, Bubba - but you may want to make that vodka mixer a double...
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the raytownian
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Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 11:43pm |
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They're still selling that stuff? I figured that well of suckers dried up years ago.
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PaWolf
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Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 12:00am |
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I thought it was free and I was getting all ready to adopt some multiple personality disorder so I could call in and get a bathtub full of the stuff, doncha know...
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DarkRealmStar
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Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 12:35am |
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So I can cancel my trip to Lourdes and just have miracle water mailed to me? Cool!
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Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 12:51am |
 I've been to Lourdes - when I was a kid. My folks took the pack...and nobody showed up for about a month after, doncha know - drank a little bit and rolled around in the basin and cleaned up...I felt rejuvenated for a few days. |
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Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 6:05pm |
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LOL! Are they serious!? Next thing you know they'll be claiming it to be "untouched by man" like the Fiji Commercials!
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Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 6:23pm |
I do love Knopfler!
Is this guy for real? Something about him screams "Bend over and I hope you brought your own lubricant cause you about to be screwed, big time."
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Dr. John Dorian
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Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 1:03pm |
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This is the lowest of the low. I'm a Christian who takes my faith very seriously, and this garbage makes me furious. I can't wait to see what happens to this guy when he has to face God and answer for all this.
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Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 4:33pm |
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)^^^How do you know your God didn't give him that water for us? I'm just opening the possibility....then again, I hope nobody peed in it.
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Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 4:40pm |
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Yea, I think Colm Meaney could play Peter Popoff.
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Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 4:48pm |
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Having your Peter Popoff sounds quite painful.
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 9:20pm |
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Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 10:51pm |
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How sacreligious can he get????.
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Posted: 23 Apr 2017 at 3:16am |
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This guy is still on the air? He must be completely desperate to sell his 'miracle spring water.' What a scam.
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